Ling Fei walked slowly on the street, a wry smile appeared on his lips unconsciously. His girlfriend, who he had been in love with for one year, broke up on the anniversary. This was indeed an anniversary. He was really a bitch.

"Ding……"

At this time, Ling Fei heard his fake cell phone ringing. Ling Fei took out his cell phone listlessly and opened WeChat to see who would look for him at this time, but then Ling Fei's face turned dark.

Taibaijinxing requests to add you as a friend.

Before Ling Fei could react, there was another message: Erlang Shen requested to add you as a friend.

Tathagata Buddha requests to add you as a friend.

The Jade Emperor requests to add you as a friend.

Chang'e requests to add you as a friend.

Xiao Tian Quan requests to add you as a friend.

A series of added messages almost overwhelmed Ling Fei’s fake phone.

Ling Fei had a dark face and said nothing. They all agreed, and cursed secretly in his heart: Paralysis, I see that I am in a bad mood today, and these bunch of funny guys are here to make me happy?

Just when Ling Fei was thinking wildly, a message suddenly appeared again, which made Ling Fei's eyes almost bulge out.

Roaring Sky Dog invites you to join the Three Realms chat group.

Ling Fei had a vague urge to throw away the fake phone in his hand, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Damn it, a dog also invited me to join the group, do you want me to enter the zoo?"

Ling Fei neither agreed nor refused, and was about to send a message to his friend nicknamed Roaring Sky Dog to ask who the prankster was.

At this moment, a message came again: The Jade Emperor invites you to join the Three Realms chat group.

Ling Fei couldn't help it anymore and agreed without thinking. He wanted to see who this funny guy came to entertain me.

As soon as he entered, he saw a series of prompt messages, which made Ling Fei dazzled.

The Jade Emperor invited Ksitigarbha to join the Three Realms chat group, the Jade Emperor invited Yama to join the Three Realms chat group, the Jade Emperor invited Shixian to join the Three Realms chat group, the Jade Emperor invited King Yu to join the Three Realms chat group...

A large number of prompt messages quickly occupied the entire chat window. After a while, the number of people in the group was shown to be 500.

"Holy shit, what the hell is this?"

Ling Fei checked the group member information and found that all these people's nicknames were the names of famous mythological characters in the three realms of heaven, earth and man.

If it were one or two, Ling Fei would still think it was some funny person, but in just a short moment, there were five hundred people there. Where did they come from so many funny people?

After a while, Ling Fei understood that he must have been added to a pyramid scheme.

"Hmph, you think you can brainwash me by giving a bunch of nicknames to mythical characters and pretending to be gods. How can I be so stupid?"

Ling Fei smiled disdainfully, typed quickly on the keyboard, changed his nickname in the group to 'Hongjun Daozu', and then sneered on his face.

The nickname of Taoist Hongjun is definitely high enough. I wonder if you accept it?

But when Ling Fei pressed the OK button, he suddenly received a prompt message: "It does not have divine status, is not in the immortal class, and has no right to modify it."

Damn it!

This news immediately stunned Ling Fei.

If you change your WeChat nickname, you still don’t have the right to modify it. Do you still need a godhead?

Ling Fei rolled his eyes and quickly typed on the keyboard again. A series of words appeared: "I am Hongjun Daozu. You must not gather in a crowd to make noise. This group has been declared disbanded. Everyone should disperse."

Ling Fei smiled maliciously, this pretense was so exciting.

I quickly pressed the send button, and the message instantly appeared on the chat interface.

When Ling Fei finished sending it, the group immediately went crazy.

Primordial Heavenly Lord: "When did the master join the group? (A frightened expression appeared behind him.)"

Master Tongtian: "That's not right. When did the master change his vest? (Question)"

Erlang Shen Aite looked at the Jade Emperor and said: "Uncle, didn't you say you haven't contacted Taoist Hongjun? (Frown)"

Just when Ling Fei was secretly laughing, a reminder came from the phone again: "Due to your pretentious behavior, you have been removed from the group chat by the Jade Emperor."

"Damn!" Ling Fei cursed angrily: "These funny guys are all a bunch of lunatics who haven't taken any medicine."

Ling Fei cursed and was about to put away his phone and go home, but just as he was about to close WeChat, he received a message from Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing: "Don't show off, I won't do it next time."

When Ling Fei saw this, he laughed angrily and quickly replied: "What's wrong, you bite me?"

As soon as I pressed the send button, I received a message: Sending failed.

"Fuck!" Ling Fei's face turned dark instantly. He was actually blocked?

"Ding, Taibaijinxing invites you to join the Three Realms chat group."

Immediately afterwards, Ling Fei was invited to the group again.

Ling Fei is not a calm person. As the saying goes, if you don't show off, you will waste your youth, so he is going to send another message, and then run away without waiting for the kick.

At this moment, I saw the Jade Emperor speaking: "Dear dear friends, in order to improve work efficiency and build a harmonious order in the three realms, in line with the principle of following the trend, I hereby create a chat group for the three realms.

The purpose of this group is to provide a barrier-free communication platform for everyone. From now on, all the memorials of beloved officials in the three realms of heaven, earth and man will be conducted in this group. When the three realms discuss politics at the same time, the efficiency of all aspects can be greatly improved."

Ling Fei had a dark look on his face. I feel inferior to this pretender.

Taibai Jinxing: "Your Majesty is wise and benefits the common people! (There is a strong expression behind.)"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Your Majesty's move has created an unprecedented new situation and new routine. It is truly a blessing to the three realms and a blessing to all people."

Monkey King: "That's awesome. This way, the Jade Emperor will have enough time to go to the human world to show off and flirt with girls."

Ding!

The Monkey King has been banned from speaking for five hundred years!

Tathagata Buddha: "This monkey has been here for so many years and still hasn't made any progress. Don't you know that there are some things you can't say? Just understand in your heart. (silly laugh)"

Roaring Sky Dog: "Wow, hahaha, my dog ​​is fine, but the monkey is lying dead! (laughing evilly)"

King Yama: "Forgive me for laughing unkindly. (covering face)"

Ksitigarbha: "Monkey 666..."

Chang'e: "Monkey 666..."

Nezha: "Monkey 666..."

Erlang Shen was not to be outdone: "My Roaring Dog 666..."

Subsequently, King Tota, Yue Lao, Taibai Jinxing, King Dayu and other gods from all three realms of heaven, earth and man, all copied the "Monkey 666" from behind.

Ling Fei was speechless for a moment: "These brainwashed Erbi, they are so trapped in MLM and they talk so animatedly, they are really hopeless."

Although he thought so, Ling Fei was amused when he saw the content of these people's chats. The haze of being cheated on was gone, and he felt a little relieved.
Chapter completed!