In the end, I didn’t see it, damn it.

While playing the background music in his head, "So I'm a ~drunken butterfly~", Arasuke twisted his expression very artistically and held a kitchen knife, chopping vegetables in the kitchen with the momentum of chopping people's bones, while Dazai

Zhi plays the game with his legs crossed like a second uncle, and the sound is quite intense.

Damn it! Am I this guy’s nanny?!

Thinking this way, Arasuke's chopping sound became louder and louder, his face became sullen, and if you didn't look at the orange apron on his body and the kitchen knife in his hand, he looked like a mafia who kills without blinking an eye.

Nakahara Chuuya lowered his hair to message. After finally finishing the work, he looked up and was startled by Arasuke's expression and murderous look: "What's wrong?! Are there any enemies?!"

Arasuke raised his kitchen knife and gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, the enemy is sitting opposite you."

Nakahara Chuuya twitched the corner of his mouth, casually took a pack of tissue paper on the coffee table and threw it at Dazai Osamu: "If you want to eat, just order takeout yourself! Do you want to die if you dare to ask Chuuya to wait on you to cook and eat?!"

Arasuke silently estimated the distance and asked a question from his soul: Chuuya, why don't you just kick him over? Wouldn't that be more convenient?

Wait, there is only one truth! Is it because the legs can’t reach it?!

Nakahara Chuya suddenly felt a chill. He looked at Arasuke suspiciously, "Why do I always feel that you are thinking about something bad?"

Arasuke denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I didn't, that must be impossible."

At this time, Osamu Dazai's game was over. He straightened up and yawned, "Chuuya! I'm hungry! Is the crab dinner ready?"

Arasuke threw the kitchen knife at him: "Hungry, hungry, hungry, I won't starve you to death! You are a freeloader and you are so confident, I will definitely kill you!!!"

Osamu Dazai nimbly dodged the kitchen knife and said with a playful smile: "If it's quick and painless, I'd welcome it!"

"Get out of here!" Arasuke used his superpower to take back the kitchen knife and put it on the sink to clean. "I'm not making this for guys like you. You know you're just a casual guy!" So be humble!

You guy!

Zhongyuan Zhong also had a headache and rubbed his forehead. As a mature adult, he felt like a teacher in a kindergarten. The two guys in front of him were just children who refused to listen to others. He felt so tired.

Boss, Sister Hongye, I finally understand how hard you worked at the beginning. Thank you so much for not killing us on the spot and physically silencing us.

Dazai Osamu suddenly stopped and exchanged words with Arasuke, turned to look at Nakahara Chuuya and said: "I always feel that the little dwarf is thinking of something rude."

"Kaba"

The armrest of the chair is cracked.

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai deserves a beating!

...In the end, it was two against one. The mature adult Nakahara-kun took back his hand with a clear mind and said happily to Arasuke: "Okay, I have taken care of the dirty things, you can continue."

!”

Ah this...

Arasuke looked at the puddle of Dazai Osamu on the ground, and for a moment he didn't know whether to praise Nakahara Chuuya for his proficiency in physical silencing skills or to complain about Dazai Osamu's own fault.

Wait, no matter what, it all means the same thing???

Arasuke nodded to Nakahara Chuuya, "Well done! The food is almost ready, you can prepare to eat."

They brought out the dishes and put them away. As Arasuke was eating, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Wait, how did things develop like this?! Why did he start cooking for these two people?

Did he skip several episodes???

While eating, Osamu Dazai laughed unceremoniously and loudly: "Hahahahahaha! You stupid slug finally reacted! I thought you wouldn't react even after the meal is over!"

Arasuke stretched out his hand and pushed Dazai Osamu's head into the rice bowl, with a kind expression on his face: "Eat, eat more, can't such a big bowl cover your mouth? Then I will have to physically gag you.

Mouth."

Arasuke looked at Nakahara Chuuya, "Tell me? Didn't we all agree to go drinking together?" Why did you betray the organization!

"???Wait a minute, when did we make an agreement with our eyes? No, can we communicate so many things through our eyes?!" Zhongyuan Zhongya looked completely knowledgeable, "I obviously didn't say anything!"

Wow, that's so easy to deceive.

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"So why did you regret it?"

"No! I told you that I didn't make an appointment with you! In fact, I don't know how I came back with you, and you actually started cooking. If you want to ask, just ask that mackerel, he is deceiving people.

Even after being sold, you still have to count the money for him!" As soon as Nakahara Chuuya mentioned Dazai Osamu, he became angry, and it seemed that he was really hurt by it.

"I have been working with him for so many years, and I have to clean up his messes almost every day, and get teased by him! Damn it, the more I talk about it, the angrier I get!" Nakahara Chuuya became excited as he spoke, put down his bowls and chopsticks, and rushed over to help Dazai Osamu.

After being baptized by society, Arasuke was so frightened that in order to protect the table of dishes that he had worked so hard to make, he felt that he was pressing on Nakahara Chuuya's shoulders, "Calm down, calm down! We can't let Dazai Osamu destroy this dead mackerel.

What a meal!”

Brother Ye, forget it, don’t argue with Dazai Osamu! You have to wait until he finishes eating before you argue!

Nakahara Chuuya took a deep breath, sat down again and took a few mouthfuls of rice, "Damn it, absolutely! - Oh, this is quite delicious! Ahem, I will definitely kill Osamu Dazai one day!"

Dazai Osamu pursed his lips with a tissue and said with a smile: "Then I'll wait~ But to be honest, why do you think you two are shorter together, Chuuya? It's because I forgot to wear my height-increasing shoes today.

The reason?"

Zhongyuan Zhongya glanced at his shoes reflexively, "Really? - You are lying to me again!!! Bastard!!!"

Arasuke on the side was a little in disbelief: So does Nakahara Chuuya, a tough guy with five A's in his name, also need to wear height-increasing shoes?!

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Arasuke was a little tired after finishing the remaining few mouthfuls of food, and stood up to start a fight: "Okay, okay, stop for a moment, stop fighting, you are all here, you can't just come here to eat the food I cooked, right? Let's talk about it.

,What's up?"

Nakahara Chuya made a move, pressed his hat, and kicked Dazai Osamu, "Hey, mackerel, what do you say?"

Dazai Osamu stood up with a grin on his face and complained: "The little dwarf is so tough!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also shuddered: "You brought it on yourself!"

Dazai Osamu changed his posture and put on a serious expression. The atmosphere became serious. Even Nakahara Chuuya and Arasuke looked at him with serious expressions.

"Don't be afraid of what I'm about to say."

"You said that we are serious mafia members and will not be afraid."

Osamu Dazai's voice was solemn. He looked at Arasuke and said, "I found that there is something wrong with your brain."

"There's something wrong with your brain!" Arasuke retorted without thinking.

Dazai Osamu ignored Arasuke's words and continued: "Listen, Chuuya, I have a way to make you leave."

Arasuke said: "Can't you just make a wish and let me fulfill it?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head, "No, it's the easiest way."

Dazai Osamu stood up and walked to the floor-to-ceiling window, "'Dazai Osamu's wish is that Nakahara Chuuya come back to life. Look, who is standing next to you now?"

"...It's Zhongyuan Zhongye."

Dazai Osamu nodded approvingly and added, "It's the living Nakahara Chuuya. You see, Dazai Osamu's wish has been fulfilled a long time ago. You should have known from the beginning when you saw Nakahara Chuuya that the wish has been fulfilled. The living Nakahara Chuuya is alive."

Zhongyuan Zhongye is standing by your side."

Arasuke's expression was a little dull, "So, from the beginning, the wish came true...?"

Nakahara Chuuya stood in front of Arasuke, nodded and said: "Yes, although it is strange to say this, I am indeed standing in front of you alive."

Dazai Osamu continued, "Actually, Dazai Osamu gave you a choice." He looked at Arasuke, his eyes were actually gentle, "Whether you live in the new world as Nakahara Chuuya, or whether everything ends like this.

"

"So, what is your choice?"

Arasuke was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Hey, Dazai, you are really a scumbag. If you ask me what to choose, you have already said it all, what else should I choose?"

"Instead of living like this falsely as Zhongyuan Zhongya, it's better to end it like this, so that you can still have a good sleep."

He stretched out and said, "This is also the first time I have seen a farewell meal cooked by the person being sent off. You are really a dog, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai said modestly: "It's okay, okay, no need to be grateful."

"...You want some face?" Arasuke's body gradually became transparent, "Anyway, thank you, both of you."

"goodbye."

Arasuke bowed slightly, and the heroic spirit with orange hair and blue eyes disappeared from their eyes, as quietly as when he first arrived.

After Dazai Osamu watched Arasuke disappear completely, he said in his heart, goodbye.

Zhongyuan Zhongya took off his hat and watched this scene. After a long time, he turned around and called someone to clean up the dining table and the room. He put on his hat again and left without saying a word.

Soon, the house returned to its previous unpopular appearance.

Arasuke returned to the task space, spread himself out on the sofa, and yawned, "I've had a lot of fun these days, but I feel a little sorry for Nakahara Chuuya." Arasuke took the terminal and sent a message to his friend, "

I always feel like a cheating scumbag who slapped his butt and walked away. Oh wow, I am obviously a serious person!"

"???Do you have any misunderstandings about yourself? You are a drama queen. Who else is not careful and careful to understand the situation for a day or two after teleportation? How about you? You just come up and explode, and you even have a matryoshka doll.

, you are also very coquettish, brother."
To be continued...