"mom."

"What's wrong with my son?"

"How are you all? How is everything at home?"

"Everything is fine," my mother began to report various things in reverse.

Lin Shuang listened very patiently.

"How are you? Have you eaten?"

"After eating, I have been exercising recently."

"That's good, your dad and I will also go to square dance at night, otherwise he would read some novels on his mobile phone every day."

"He started reading novels? What books?" Lin Shuang couldn't imagine his father reading online articles.

"Well, it was said that the King of Soldiers came back, and his parents-in-law asked him to see the gate when his parents-in-law got married. As a result, troops from eight armies came outside, carrying a checkbook worth two billion yuan..."

Lin Shuang broke into a sweat: "Hurry up and let him dance in the square, Mom! That kind of book is poisonous!"

The life of the elderly has become richer, and there are many modern diseases. Instead of sitting and talking about Taoism, it is better to listen to the music and dance.

"Yes, I asked him if this was true when he came back from the army. Then he went dancing with me."

"What songs have you been listening to lately?"

"Sunshine rainbow little white horse. Inside inside inside inside..."

"oh......"

It sounds hot.

Don't play this song overseas. Forget it, they won't go abroad.

It was not until the end that Lin Shuang asked the question: "By the way, Mom, you remember that there is a mole next to my eye, right?"

The other person obviously hesitated for a long time.

Lin Shuang was a little panicked.

I have read a lot of stories about children saying something to their parents, and then suddenly the air becomes solemn, and there is a song to prove it:

Heizha~~Listen to me~~

You are not my biological flesh and blood. I remember when I was walking on the road in the snowy night, and suddenly I heard the cry of a child. I opened my eyes carefully and saw that the trash can was crying... For ten years, I kept pooping and peeing every day.

, feed you with my own hands...

In one moment, there were a million possibilities, and my heart... couldn't calm down.

"Well, that's not something you're born with. When you were a child, you accidentally pierced your face while playing with a pencil. Then you healed and ended up like that. What's wrong?"

Lin Shuang was sweating. He almost thought that he was not born to mean that he was not his biological child.

"...It's nothing...it's not getting worse, it's just diluting."

"It's downplayed, oh...why, is there any bleeding?" Mom's voice became nervous.

"No, I've been exercising recently, and my skin has gotten better, but I'm afraid you won't recognize me after the mole is gone."

"You are stupid. I gave birth to you. I can recognize you no matter what you look like! There is a red birthmark of Xiangyun on the right side of your butt..."

"Have it?"

"Yes, but we haven't seen each other for several years. You said you have been working out recently?"

"Yeah, didn't you notice that I'm taller and prettier when you look at the photos I posted?"

"I thought you were pretty...well, you've grown taller. You should hurry up and grow taller."

Lin Shuang felt relieved, said a few more words, and hung up the phone on the pretext that something happened here.

It turns out that this is not something you are born with, okay, okay.

Lin Shuang sighed with satisfaction as he looked much better in the mirror.

Good looks are not only natural, but also acquired. This makes him very excited. In a sense, this is also giving money.

I touched my buttocks and didn't know where the red auspicious cloud birthmark was.

It's red... Some people say that birthmarks are scars from previous lives, which may have resulted in death from serious injuries.

With this auspicious cloud on my butt, how did I die in my previous life?

…

No matter whether it was his long hands or weak legs, nothing could compare to the shock that this detoxification gave him.

Detoxification is the first step in cultivating immortality.

This time he tidied the room with great care. He even cleaned the toilet, took out the clothes for washing, and dried them when needed. He even killed a dozen cockroaches while moving the furniture around.

There are a lot of cockroaches in old houses. When you see one, it means there may be hundreds of them in the room.

This stuff is not a good ingredient! Mr. Bei has never eaten it.

Snapped!

Lin Shuang hit another one to death with his slipper.

The bed has been opened, and dozens of cockroaches are running around. These guys can fly!

Damn German cockroach.

Lin Shuang's hair stood on end. He couldn't sleep unless he cleaned up the room today.

I don’t know how many of these things are active in my body when I sleep.

Really, people who have never fought cockroaches don’t know what it feels like. These things are really called pests. Compared with them, mosquitoes are nothing.

The most mosquitoes can do is bite you and draw some blood, but when faced with these cockroaches, you will feel like a piece of cake.

Snapped!

Snapped!

These guys got in wherever they saw, flew everywhere, and climbed up the wall. Lin Shuang grabbed the towel and smashed it. Then it flew across in front of his eyes and hit him with a slipper. Lin Shuang was sweating profusely and filled with despair.

"Are you going to take back the cockroaches?"

"I won't accept it..."

"Cockroaches are medicinal..."

"This thing has such tenacious vitality."

"Closely related to termites."

"No, I won't eat it!"

Bang bang bang!

After the house was clean, he submitted the task and received another thousand yuan. Three hundred was a guarantee, and seven hundred was an additional reward and a 20% increase in reaction speed.

It turns out that rewards can also be distributed together with money.

Oh yeah!

The response speed is great!

This is not easy to buy with money.

It has something to do with killing cockroaches.

…

Next, Lin Shuang became much more active in Xiao Wai's tasks. After all, it was nothing too much. In addition to sleeping normally, he switched to the Jingjing system. At other times, he would take on tasks whenever he could.

In addition to the guaranteed money, he also received various rewards.

After rubbing my head and face, it turned into two hundred and one hundred yuan, and I never got the bonus.

One hundred push-ups a day to add physical strength and arm strength and reduce fat, the minimum is at least 300.

Blow into the mirror a hundred times a day. Although the guarantee is only 100 times, your lung capacity will increase by 1% each time, and your chin and face will become noticeably slimmer.

Brushing your teeth for ten minutes three times a day has made your teeth whiter, all plaque has disappeared, they are now tidy, and you feel less breathy.

The detoxification task makes his whole body brighter and not greasy, so it can give people a very healthy and clean feeling.

Lin Shuang thought about this. Maybe rubbing his head and face was a prerequisite for detoxification. Otherwise, why was his face getting better and better?

Maybe even if you rub your hair, your hair will grow, otherwise why would you have such a mission?

Having more hair makes people feel younger.

He was seven centimeters taller and was rewarded by hanging on the horizontal bar for ten hours.

He didn't do it all in one breath, but divided it into twelve tasks. The first two times were half an hour each, and then one hour each time. He didn't do it all in one breath, but divided it into ten sections each time.

People who have never been hanged don’t know the pain!

Within three minutes I felt like I was going to die.
To be continued...