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Chapter 34

Guo Xuanwu took off his pants and shot at the end of the branch. The dozens of leaves at the end of the branch immediately became wet.

After pulling up his trousers, he took off his "treasure bag" from his waist, rummaged through it and took out a small porcelain bottle.

Pulling out the cork, Guo Xuanwu carefully sprinkled light yellow medicinal powder on the wet leaves.

"This itching powder was stolen from the second manager's secret room. It's tried and tested. If it gets on it, even if you are a god, you will still bleed from scratching it! Gagaaaaaa..."

"Brothers, I'm coming!" Guo Xuanwu shouted and rushed over, holding a branch.

The old eunuch Zhou Jianbo laughed and said: "Xiao Wu, you are here! Do you know how to use weapons? Haha! Let alone a branch, even if you carry a big broom, it will be in vain!"

"Get out of my way! Let's see how your boss deals with him!"

A dozen little eunuchs dispersed with a roar, expanding the encirclement and making way for a gap.

"Look at my invincible magic!"

Guo Xuanwu held the branch high and waved it towards Zhou Jianbo.

"The boss has taken action, let's go up and help!" a group of young eunuchs shouted and gathered around again.

Guo Xuanwu was shocked, but it was too late. There was no way he could take back the branch that had been swung out.

"I told you to get out of the way, why did you... Oh, forget it, I killed a thousand enemies and suffered eight hundred losses for myself, just for the sake of roast chicken, brothers, I can't bear it!"

Guo Xuanwu simply let go and waved the branches in his hands desperately. One was freehand, the other was arbitrary. The leaves rustled, and "drops" of tickle powder were scattered all over the sky.

The old eunuch Zhou Jianbo was still walking with mysterious steps. Guo Xuanwu's branches could not even touch the corner of his clothes. However, he did not know that there was another mystery on the leaves, and as a result, he had bruises on his face and neck after a few moves.

There are a few "water drops" on it.

Guo Xuanwu took the branch and pulled it, and the result was predictable. The scene suddenly became lively, with more than a dozen little carrot heads jumping up and down, some scratching their ears and cheeks, some desperately scratching their faces, and some simply

He rolled on the ground and rubbed his face against the ground.

"Itchy! Itchy! It's so itchy..."

Not only them, but even Guo Xuanwu himself was not spared. There were a few drops on his face, but he suppressed his silence, threw away the branch, and pounced towards Zhou Jianbo.

Zhou Jianbo was stunned for a moment, and then he felt waves of heat and itching on his face and neck. He instinctively stopped and stretched out his hand to scratch twice.

It didn't matter that he scratched, the more he scratched, the more itchy he felt, until he felt the itch deep into his bones, and even his fingers began to itch.

"I've got you! Make me 'Mud Roast Chicken'!" Guo Xuanwu grabbed Zhou Jianbo's clothes and shouted excitedly.

At this time, Zhou Jianbo's itching was unbearable, and he cursed with a smile: "Little devil! It must be you! Take out the antidote quickly, or you won't even be able to eat the chicken feathers!"

"Boss! Get the antidote quickly! We can't stand it anymore!" Looking at the dozen or so little eunuchs, they were all lying on the ground rolling around.

"Where is the antidote! Go there quickly!"

Guo Xuanwu pointed with his small hand at the two large water tanks used for fire-fighting that were lined up next to the courtyard wall in the distance and said: "It will be fine once you soak it in water. It needs to be soaked for an hour!"

"Hoola!"

A dozen little eunuchs immediately got up, and with all their strength, they rushed towards the water tank like crazy.

"Wow..."

The water splashed everywhere, and a dozen little eunuchs all jumped in, with expressions of satisfaction on their faces.

"comfortable……"

Guo Xuanwu and Zhou Jianbo were the only two people left in the open space. Zhou Jianbo scratched his head and said with a smile: "You little monkey, I know you must have the antidote, hurry up!"

"No! Old monkey, you are finally not crazy today. You can get the antidote. In addition to the roast chicken, you have to agree to one condition, otherwise there is no way! My little monkey is sure to eat you, old monkey, today. I will scream at you no matter what.

You’re peeling off your skin!”

At this time, Guo Xuanwu didn't need him to feel better. He gritted his teeth and endured the heartbreaking itch. His face was red and his forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat.

Looking at Guo Xuanwu's appearance, Zhou Jianbo secretly marveled: "This boy's endurance is really frightening. I can't stand it anymore. He can still endure it without even scratching it. He will definitely do it in the future."

There’s a lot to be done!”

"Okay! Please tell me what the conditions are!"

"You have to teach me that fun footwork you just did!"

"this……"

Zhou Jianbo was a little confused. He really didn't expect Guo Xuanwu to make such a request, but the itching on his body was really severe, so he said hurriedly: "Deal! The Za family is really overturned in the gutter, but you can't

You have to agree to one condition!"

"What conditions? Tell me!"

"Hurry up and get the antidote first! Stop the itching before we start!" Zhou Jianbo's face was almost bleeding from scratching it.

Guo Xuanwu then reached into his arms, took out two small paper bags, and said with a smile: "There are really not many antidotes. It's only enough for two people. Just apply the powder on the itchy place."

Zhou Jianbo immediately took a paper bag, opened it, and saw that there was white medicinal powder inside. He didn't have time to think, so he smeared some on his hands and smeared it on his face and neck indiscriminately.

Sure enough, the medicine really relieved the itch, and a cool feeling spread throughout his body. Zhou Jianbo let out a sigh of relief.

"Let's make roast chicken first!" Guo Xuanwu's mouth almost watered.

"Roast chicken? It doesn't exist."

"You're cheating!" Guo Xuanwu was anxious.

"I'm not being rude. I don't even have any chicken feathers. How can I bake them?" Zhou Jianbo spread his hands.

"This is easy, I'll get it right away!" As soon as Guo Xuanwu turned around, he was grabbed by Zhou Jianbo.

"Not only chicken, I also want pig's feet, good wine and duck necks! Come over quietly in the evening, and when I'm happy, I'll teach you the footwork, how about it?"

"No problem, deal!" The palms of one large and one small clapped together.

The sky is full of stars, the moon is on the branches, and in the quiet and desolate Taoist temple courtyard, the old eunuch Zhou Jianbo puts his hands behind his back, looks up at the moon, and sighs to himself: "The yellow teeth and smelly breasts envy the old, the white hair and blue shirt recall the youth, the family has been mixed.

Time is running out, if I let this peerless skill go with me, wouldn’t it be a waste of resources?”

In the palace courtyard, under the high walls, Guo Xuanwu quietly walked towards Qingfeng Taoist Temple with a big bag on his back.

There was a proud smile on his face, and he felt happy in his heart: "If I learned that set of footwork, coupled with the tricks in my treasure bag, wouldn't I be invincible?

hey-hey!"

As soon as he entered the gate of Qingfeng Taoist Temple, Guo Xuanwu saw Zhou Jianbo standing in the yard from a distance. He happily ran towards him and shouted as he ran: "Grandpa Zhou, Xiaowu is here to bring you delicious food."

It’s coming!”

"Well, Xiao Wu, put the things on the stone table first, come here." Zhou Jianbo waved to him.

"Hey!" Guo Xuanwu put the bag on the stone table in the yard and walked quickly to him.

Under the moonlight, Zhou Jianbo's face looked solemn and solemn, mixed with endless sadness, which made Guo Xuanwu very puzzled.

"What's wrong with him? I've brought delicious food here, why are you pretending to be serious with me?"

"My child, the Zajia are not really crazy, but they do it out of necessity! Do you know which palace the Zajia worked in when they were young?"

"Grandpa Zhou, I was not born when you were young, how could you know?" Guo Xuanwu smiled.

"The Zajia will tell you that when he was young, the Zajia worked in the inner warehouse, specializing in all kinds of books and treasures collected by the royal family."

Guo Xuanwu nodded and thought to himself: "Isn't that the librarian?"

"Thirty years ago, when the Za family was sorting out the warehouse, they accidentally discovered a martial arts secret book in a secret compartment called 'Qiongqi Zhenjing', which was written by a strange man more than a hundred years ago.

It records three kinds of martial arts and some miscellaneous knowledge such as refining elixirs and forging weapons. It is a supreme treasure book. The three martial arts are Piaoling Footwork, Moon-Breaking Sword Style and Tianshuang Divine Palm.

, if you practice them all, you will definitely be invincible in the world!"
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