Chapter 33 The Crazy Old Eunuch
"Damn it! Why is it so hot? Someone threw me into the furnace? It's so hot!"
Guo Xuanwu felt as if his internal organs were on fire. Just when he was feeling extremely uncomfortable, a cool feeling suddenly spread throughout his body, as if a sweet spring had been poured into his body, which made all the hairs on his body stand out.
It's open.
"Comfortable!" Guo Xuanwu shouted and opened his eyes.
"Holy crap! Isn't this my room? Aren't I in Yixiangyuan? How..."
When he saw Guo Bin standing in front of the bed with a smile, everything became clear.
"It must have been that big rat general who sent me back. I managed to sneak out once. Don't let me run into you next time, otherwise I will have to..."
"Kekekeke! How do you feel, the darling of the Za family?"
"Dad, how long have I been asleep?"
"You slept all day and all night!"
"I'll go! Could it be that General Rat gave me some medicine after such a long time?"
"Drug you? Even if he eats the elephant's gall, he wouldn't dare to do it. It's me! Geez, geek..."
"Oh, ah?" Guo Xuanwu suddenly jumped up from the bed.
"Huh!" Guo Xuanwu flew up, more than two meters high, and fell heavily back to the bed.
Guo Xuanwu was confused: "What...what's going on?"
"Cackle, cluck..."
Guo Bin raised his orchid finger and chuckled: "Baby, what I feed you is a rare treasure that is hard to find. It's called 'Geili Dan'. This is a recipe left by our ancestor. The Za family searched the Imperial Pharmacy.
With all the heavenly materials and rare treasures in there, I finally gathered the materials and refined three of them in total. It would be as difficult as climbing to the sky to refine them!"
"Gilidan? What an awesome name..."
"The Zajia don't know why they came up with such a strange name. Anyway, it's just a good thing. Eating one can increase your power for fifteen years. Dad, it took me three full hours to help you with your power.
It's melted, otherwise the medicine would be too strong and you'd be dead early in the morning, gurgle gurgle..."
Guo Xuanwu immediately rolled his eyes.
"Even if you have a bag full of things to hurt people, it's better to have a sword that can kill people! You have been practicing Kung Fu for fifteen years now, and you should be able to practice Kung Fu very quickly. Once you have mastered the basic Kung Fu, I will
I’ll give you the second pill. Let’s go to the Kung Fu training room. Dad will teach you Kung Fu.”
"Want to eat? I'll eat your sister!"
Guo Xuanwu was trembling in his heart. When he heard that he was going to practice martial arts, his head was pounding. He quickly jumped out of bed, holding his stomach and shouting: "Oh! My stomach hurts. No, I have to go to the latrine!"
As he spoke, he ducked and ran out like a gust of wind.
"Hey! All entertainment activities are prohibited in the palace now. Don't run around!" Looking at Guo Xuanwu's back, Guo Bin shook his head helplessly.
"All entertainment activities are prohibited? Come on! Is there a funeral in the palace or something?" Guo Xuanwu trotted all the way to the lawn where he usually played with his friends.
"Weird, where have all the people gone?" Guo Xuanwu frowned as he looked at the empty venue.
There is a Taoist temple in the palace called "Qingfeng". It is a small courtyard located on the right side of the north gate of the palace. It is the most remote and inconspicuous place in the entire palace.
Because the Queen Mother believed in Buddhism during her lifetime, Taoism was neglected. No one came here all year round, which made it seem very cold. This "Qingfeng Taoist Temple" also had no Taoist priests, and it became a place for elderly eunuchs to retire.
Guo Xuanwu has not been to Qingfeng Taoist Temple for a long time. There is an eighty-eight-year-old old eunuch in the Taoist temple. He is a veteran eunuch of two dynasties. His name is Zhou Jianbo. He is sometimes sober and sometimes confused. He is crazy, but he likes children the most.
, and also cooks excellent dishes, especially the "Mud Roasted Chicken", the aroma can be wafted straight out of the Taoist temple.
Guo Xuanwu used to come to visit him every now and then, just to eat the roast chicken he cooked. As he grew older, the frequency of visits became less and less, and he gradually forgot about this place.
For some reason today, Guo Xuanwu was wandering around and unknowingly came to the door of the Taoist temple.
"Ah, I haven't been here for a long time. I wonder if Grandpa Zhou is still alive?"
Just as Guo Xuanwu was hesitating whether to go in or not, the laughter of children suddenly sounded in his ears, and the laughter happened to come from the Taoist temple.
"So they are all here! No wonder I can't see anyone! I changed places without notifying the boss. Humph, let's see how I teach you a lesson later!"
Guo Xuanwu's face showed excitement and he rushed into the Taoist temple.
The courtyard was deep, with fallen leaves and flowers, and the laughter getting louder and louder. Guo Xuanwu hid himself behind a boulder and quietly poked his head out. He saw a group of young eunuchs surrounding him in an open space in front of him.
Zhou Jianbo, who was ragged and looked frail, was having a great time playing around.
Guo Xuanwu watched for a while, his eyes gradually became bigger, and he looked at them in astonishment, almost unable to believe his eyes.
I saw a dozen little eunuchs surrounding Zhou Jianbo. You grab a handful, I grab a handful. It seems that they want to catch him, but no matter how hard they try, Zhou Jianbo slides around like a loach.
If you don't hold back, no one can catch you.
"Come together!"
I don't know who suddenly shouted loudly, and a dozen little carrots immediately shouted "Okay", forming a circle and surrounding Zhou Jianbo, and then everyone quickly gathered around him.
Something happened that Guo Xuanwu couldn't believe. Just as the children gathered in front of him, they suddenly seemed to be blown by a strong wind, staggering and swaying one by one.
Zhou Jianbo was seen dodging left and right, moving forward and backward in an orderly manner, weaving in and out between the children, pinching one's face, slapping that one's butt, and laughing.
, like a child, he is very playful and cannot stop at all.
"Well, his footwork is definitely famous. No, if I learn my ideas, then I can fight with them, wouldn't I be able to kill them?"
Guo Xuanwu was thinking about his little ninety-nine, when a sharp-eyed little eunuch spotted him and immediately shouted: "Boss! Boss! Come quickly! This crazy old man is very slippery, help catch him quickly, just catch him
He, he just makes 'Mud Roasted Chicken'!"
"Looking at him like this, he must not be crazy today. This is a rare opportunity! Mud roast chicken, ah, I haven't had it for a long time!"
"Gulu!" Guo Xuanwu swallowed several mouthfuls of spit and his stomach growled.
"No, look at his footwork. Don't say there's one more of me. Even if ten or eight more people come, they won't be able to catch him. I have to think of a way..."
Guo Xuanwu's eyes rolled around twice, and his signature smile appeared on his face.
Chapter completed!