I raised my eyebrows lightly and winked at Jibei Lingzi, "You two throw this old man down, and I will give you a salary increase later."

"I can't control this. He bought the ticket himself. However, we can discuss the salary increase." Jibei Lingzi waved his hand and said.

The witch doctor smiled proudly after hearing this, then took out a yellow talisman and handed it to me and said, "Boy, this is a sign of bad luck for you. Put this away quickly, it can save your life!"

I was so angry at the old man that I gritted my teeth. I was about to jump over and teach him how to speak, but the bus I was riding in suddenly braked and stopped on the road.

Unprepared, many passengers leaned forward, bumped into the seats in front of them and bounced back, almost instantly regaining consciousness from the tiring journey.

"What's going on?" a passenger asked blankly.

"Yeah? What's going on? Do you know how to drive?" another passenger echoed.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the bus broke down, but it will be repaired soon." The conductor said apologetically.

"How long will it take?" Jibei Lingzi asked.

"Soon, soon..." the conductor said.

Jibei Lingzi shook his head helplessly, with a rare look of hesitation on his face.

"Wai Guoren, what's wrong?" I asked doubtfully.

"Your Majesty the Messenger has not been involved in political affairs recently, and has been very unhappy with the 'Bai Family'. There is something wrong with the car, isn't it because of them?" Jibei Lingzi said doubtfully.

"You are so neurotic." I poked the latter's head and said.

The witch doctor shook his head and gave me the piece of yellow talisman again. "That's right. It's indeed an allergy. This kid is in bad luck. Whoever follows him will be unlucky. Now he is sitting on the bus, and the whole thing is...

Everyone in the car followed him into misfortune."

"Fuck me!" I jumped up and patted the latter's head angrily.

"Passengers, please be quiet. Two tires of the bus have burst and we can't move for the time being. But passengers, don't worry, we have contacted another bus to pick us up." The flight attendant said after checking the situation.

Everyone sighed when they heard this, but no matter what, the place where the car broke down at this time, there was no village in front of it, and no store in back, so they could only wait here in embarrassment.

Jibei Lingzi adjusted his clothes, and then stretched hard.

"Waiting here is just waiting. Let's go out for a walk."

"You go ahead. I won't go out with you to enjoy the cool breeze." I curled my lips and said.

But before I finished speaking, King Shock picked me up with his arms like a child.

Jibei Lingzi clapped his hands proudly, "If you don't want to follow, you have to follow."

…

Ten minutes later, Jibei Lingzi took the three of us to a high mountain. Due to her guidance, many passengers on the bus followed, and of course, that annoying witch doctor.

At our feet is a mountain more than 100 meters high. Looking from the top of the mountain, we can see the surging river in the distance and a construction site with thick smoke billowing from it.

"Where is it?" The passengers who followed pointed at the smoke-filled construction site.

"I heard that what is being built there is the largest oil pressing plant in the future in Hecheng. Once completed, it will consume two-thirds of the entire Northeast's annual soybean output. By then, the soybeans grown in the Northeast will be able to be sold.

The price is good." A farmer in his 40s sighed.

"Really? The price of soybeans is so low now. If the price can be increased, then we don't have to go out to work." Another old man who looked like a farmer agreed.

To be honest, my parents are also farmers, and I can feel their suffering most deeply. They sow seeds in the spring, irrigate the crops in the summer, and finally wait until the harvest in the fall, but they still have to worry about the price of food. If you are not careful, your crops will be damaged every year.

It's all in vain...

At this moment, I looked at the busy construction site in the distance with expectant eyes.

"The 'oil pressing plant' near Jiangqiao is almost completed." Jibei Lingzi said calmly.

"This is really a good project that benefits the country and the people." I put my hands together and made a prayer gesture.

But Jibei Lingzi was not interested in my sentiments.

"What exactly will the construction be like? Only later will we know." Jibei Lingzi said.

"What do you mean?" I asked doubtfully.

Jibei Lingzi spread his hands and said meaningfully, "You will know later."

"You're pretending to be mysterious." I snorted coldly, lowered my head and muttered to myself.

"Huh…"

At this moment, Lan Yue in the shadow suddenly let out a sigh.

"What's wrong?" I turned around and asked softly.

"I seem to feel a mysterious aura around here." Lan Yue whispered.

"Who is it?" I glanced at the crowd in shock and asked in a low voice.

"I don't know, but it seems to have an evil aura." Lan Yue whispered.

"Is that friend or foe?" I asked.

"I'm not sure, but my strength is definitely not inferior to mine." Lan Yue said.

I curled my lips and said, "It doesn't matter, what is supposed to come will come."

"It seems that the bus to pick us up is here." Jibei Lingzi pointed to the road in the distance and said.

Following her hand's direction, a blue bus quickly drove towards our direction.

"Let's go." Jibei Lingzi waved and walked down the mountain first.

…

The blue bus slowly stopped on the side of the road. The car was very new, with its reflective paint and magnetic engine roar. You could tell it was a new car that had just been on the road.

But for such a big new car, two of its tires blew out again when I only put half of my foot on the pedal!

I looked at this scene with some astonishment. Grandma! All the passengers had no problem getting on, I just took a break and it exploded!

"I told you, you are having bad luck. Now, you are in this bus, and all the people in the bus are having bad luck with you." The witch doctor said inappropriately.

"You've been following me for a long time, why haven't you seen any misfortune?" I poked the latter's head angrily.

The witch doctor slowly opened his clothes, revealing his chest covered with yellow talismans, "I have a consecrated talisman to protect my body, so evil spirits cannot invade."

I rolled my eyes. If my eyes felt better now, I would definitely beat him up.

"How is this possible?" the bus driver said to himself in confusion.

"Don't you check the tire pressure when you go out?" I asked, looking directly at the latter.

The driver was a forty-year-old man with a weathered face, and he looked like he had a story to tell.

"It shouldn't be! This car is newly purchased," the driver said.

"Maybe the quality is not up to par. Did you buy a knockoff?" I asked with a look of disgust.

The driver smacked his lips and said, "If this is really the case, I will file a complaint against him."

"Stop complaining, there's nothing wrong with your car. It's this guy's bad luck that ruined your car." The witch doctor continued inappropriately.

The driver's old face twitched, "I have been in the world for more than ten years. If you say he has it, he may not have it. If you say he doesn't have it, he may have it."

"Is it there or not?" the conductor asked.

The driver was silent for a moment, then raised his hand in a dignified manner and made a sage decision, "I would rather believe that it is something than something that is not."

"Passenger, please take other means of transportation back. We are also a small business. If the car is parked for a day, we will have to pay a lot of money." The conductor said helplessly.

I spread my hands and said, "Don't be embarrassed. Since you believe this charlatan, I'll take a car back to Hecheng."

The conductor nodded apologetically and finally refunded us the ticket money.

Jibei Lingzi and I left the bus helplessly.

"Is this really my problem? If I am unlucky, it is me who is unlucky. How come the people who follow me are unlucky, but I am unlucky?" I said to myself doubtfully.

"I guess that witch doctor is right, you should also ask him for two yellow talismans." Jibei Lingzi said with a look of disgust.

"Then how many days has it been since the old man took a shower? He asked me to wear a yellow charm on his body. Do I still have integrity?" I glanced at the sloppy witch doctor behind me and said angrily to Jibei Lingzi.

At this moment, the bus behind us had changed its spare tire and passed us smoothly.

Jibei Lingzi curled his lips, "I guess it's really your problem."

I took out a cigarette from my arms and lit it, "Fuck you, hurry up and stop the car. Do you still want to go home?"

Jibei Lingzi stood on the side of the road angrily, but no matter how hard she stopped, no car stopped to take us.

I pointed at the police officer's uniform on the latter's body and said, "You'd better take this thing off. This is out of the question. Who dares to stop wearing this clothes?"

"What's wrong with these clothes? These are the clothes of the people's public servants." Jibei Lingzi argued.

"Do you know how I recognized you as a fake police officer?" I asked.

"How did you recognize it?" Jibei Lingzi said.

I pointed to the "epaulettes" and "collar" on her body and said, "The epaulettes of real police officers, in addition to the words "police police", there is a circle of English letters on it, and the collar flower is a shield pattern held up by an olive branch.

Your epaulettes have nothing but the two characters “POLICE OFFICER” on them, and the collar flower is a big Donald Duck. At first glance, it looks like a knockoff bought from a certain online store.”
To be continued...