Chapter 384: Encounter with the Police(1/2)
"Stop scolding! Look who's in front of you?" Meng Qing'er pointed at two people who looked like traffic police in the middle of the road and said.
Following her hand, I discovered that there was something vaguely familiar about the two figures.
In the middle of the road, I saw a sturdy policeman directing traffic. His small face and kind smile gave people an indescribable affinity and honesty. Next to him was a female policeman. Because his back was to
Looking at us, I didn't see her appearance clearly.
"This is?"
Lan Yue stared at him for a long time, and finally replied with three words, "Shocking King!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole car fell silent. Although Uncle Li and others had never fought against King Shock, they should have heard of his name.
This kid has an eccentric personality and terrifying strength. He will not listen to anyone except "Lian Xin". Because they don't know his intentions, everyone is sitting in the car and dare not act rashly.
"Since when did this kid become a civil servant? Looking at how serious he is, does he really think of himself as a public servant of the people?" Lan Yue said with a look of disgust.
"The clothes he wore were police uniforms," Meng Qing'er said.
"Since King Shock is here, what about Lian Xin?" I lost my voice.
Lan Yue looked around, shook her head and said, "Don't worry, she's not here."
"If she is here, there will be someone taking care of King Shock. If she is not here, she is the most worried." I shook my head and said.
"What should we do now?" Lan Yue asked.
"Meng Qing'er, go release your personal charm and deal with him." I waved my hand to the former and said.
"What kind of king do you love? It has nothing to do with us anyway. You two get off the car. We have to go back to Bingcheng. Don't delay this girl's mahjong game." Meng Qing'er rolled her eyes at me and said.
"I said you are being too dishonest, aren't you? My brother is injured." I said angrily.
"Dong dong dong..."
Before he finished speaking, there was a sound of knocking on the car window outside.
Hearing the news, a dashing female police officer saluted politely outside the car, "Sir, please show me your driver's license."
I glanced at the police officer. His shawl-length hair, delicate watery eyes, and very regular speech and behavior gave him an indescribable sense of ritual. And this sense of ritual, within the scope of cognition, seemed to be only
Unique to the Japanese.
"Jibei Lingzi, are you imitating Lei Feng?" I looked at the latter blankly and said.
The policewoman standing next to King Shock is surprisingly the Japanese Jibei Reiko.
Because I was blindfolded, Jibei Lingzi stared at me in surprise for a while, but within a moment he regained his indifference.
"Young master, please bring me your driver's license." Jibei Lingzi said with a sinister look on his face.
"Miss Lingzi..."
The latter quickly waved his hand and repeated again, "I told you, it's better to use less tricks."
I looked at the latter and shook my head dumbfounded, "Sister, police officer, if you want to check your driver's license, go to the driver's seat and check it. I'm not driving, so what kind of driver's license do you want from me?"
Hearing this, Jibei Lingzi's pretty face turned livid, "That's it...then everyone gets out of the car. I want to see if this car is overcrowded."
Hearing this, I quickly asked Lan Yue to shrink into my shadow, and then I counted the heads, and there were exactly seven people.
Meng Qing'er and I looked at each other tacitly, then waved our hands, "Get out of the car and let the police assistant lady check the head."
Then everyone got out of the car one by one, and Jibei Lingzi checked it like he was counting sheep. He seemed worried, and finally checked around the off-road vehicle, not even sparing the chassis.
"There are eight people in a seven-seater SUV. Well, there is exactly one more person. Come with me." Jibei Lingzi said with a wicked smile.
"What's your IQ? I seriously doubt your mathematical ability. There are obviously seven people here, okay?" Meng Qing'er cursed.
Jibei Lingzi casually opened the lid of the trunk, then folded his arms proudly and snorted coldly, "I said eight people, even if there are eight people, you can't escape from my nose even if you hide in Yanshi."
Several people came forward and followed Jibei Lingzi's gaze. They found that in Meng Qing'er's miserable trunk, a sloppy old man full of alcohol was curled up...
"Witch doctor? Why are you still following me?" I asked angrily.
My first reaction when I saw this person was helplessness. I thought I would get rid of this witch doctor when I left Yindel, but I didn't expect that he was just hanging around here.
The latter lazily took a sip of wine and said, "You promised me to find Ji Ying and not to default on your debt."
"Where the hell did this come from?" Meng Qing'er shouted at the top of her lungs.
Zhou Linlin also came forward and said with a puzzled look, "This old man seems to have come from Yindel. The smell of gasoline in the car is a bit strong, otherwise we would have discovered him early in the morning."
Meng Qing'er turned a deaf ear to Zhou Linlin's explanation and pulled the witch doctor out of the car by his collar. "Old man, I'll give you a minute. If you don't explain clearly who you are, I'll cut you open."
Feed the dog!”
Jibei Lingzi waved his hand, shook his head proudly and said, "Don't do this, hurry back to the team with me. You can explain it however you want when you get there."
Meng Qing'er wanted to go crazy, but King Shocking saw that the situation was not going well and hurried over to support him. A body as strong as an iron tower stood behind Meng Qing'er, giving people a very uneasy sense of oppression.
Although this kid looks simple and honest, everyone knows that he is not a good person at heart.
Meng Qing'er gasped for air, but within two minutes, her face changed from a bitter and resentful face to a cheerful one.
"Police brother, look, if you take us back, you will only be fined and deducted points, which is nerve-wracking and laborious. How about we go private?"
The Shocking King couldn't speak and pushed Meng Qing'er away with a look of disgust.
Meng Qing'er had no choice but to go to Jibei Lingzi with a cigarette.
Jibei Lingzi took the cigarette with a proud look on his face, "Why is it private? Let me tell you."
"Let me treat you all to a meal." Meng Qing'er said.
"Take it away!" Jibei Lingzi said with a cold expression.
Meng Qing'er hurriedly took Jibei Lingzi's hand, "No, no, no, no... Police sister, you see we have so many handsome guys, why don't you take the one you like and take it back for fun. I will definitely serve you obediently."
of."
After saying that, he pointed to a few people and introduced, "How about this tall and mighty man, who is known as 'Jianghu Xiaowei,' as our captain of the guard?"
Jibei Lingzi shook his head.
"Although this guy is a little bit older, he still has a lot of teeth to chew on. Take a look?" Meng Qing'er quickly pointed at Uncle Li and introduced her, completely ignoring the latter's disdainful eyes.
Jibei Lingzi still shook his head.
Meng Qing'er had no choice but to finally focus on me, "Although this man is blind, he can't see it for the time being. It won't take a few days to recover. When the time comes, the beauty hidden in the golden house will be at your disposal."
Jibei Lingzi nodded reluctantly, "This is barely reasonable, but the rules are the rules, and the process still needs to be followed."
Meng Qing'er understood and took out a box of cosmetics from the car, "Sister Police, this is the moisturizing lotion my friend brought back from South Korea. It costs 5,000 yuan per box. It is absolutely authentic. You can try it and let us know if it works well.
Say, if you buy it in the future, I will give you a 50% discount. Uh, no...a 20% discount."
Jibei Lingzi reluctantly took the cosmetics, "Okay, who made me a kind-hearted person by nature. Let's go, let's go..."
When Meng Qing'er heard this, she was overjoyed and directed everyone to board the off-road vehicle and leave.
I looked at several teammates who left me and walked away, and I couldn't help but feel ten thousand horses galloping in my heart.
"How unjust." The witch doctor said after taking a sip of wine.
I gave the witch doctor a rollicking look and wished I could cut this old man into pieces.
As if aware of my disgusted look, the witch doctor awkwardly handed the wine gourd to me, "Would you like a sip?"
I knocked off the witch doctor's wine gourd and punched and kicked him.
"Nima, you are a loach that you can't get rid of. I'll kick you to death if you don't."
The witch doctor took the wine gourd with both hands, then rolled on the spot to avoid my continued attack, "If you do this again, I will fight back!"
I rushed forward again, but was stopped by Jibei Lingzi.
"Nima, come if you have the ability!"
Jibei Lingzi shook his head, "Boy, long time no see."
I pulled off the cloth from my eyes and stared at her with blood-red eyes, "Girl, tell me what you have to say, don't beat around the bush."
"I'm still such a hot-tempered person. I'm here to invite you, Master Messenger." Jibei Lingzi said calmly.
I sighed, lowered my head and asked, "How is she doing lately?"
"It's okay, I just always have nightmares." Jibei Lingzi said.
I hesitated for a moment, then asked softly, "Where is Lu Yufei? Is her injury getting better?"
"She has been coughing and vomiting blood recently. She has not received formal treatment and her condition is not good." Jibei Lingzi said with some melancholy.
I let out a long sigh and said, "Let's go. You don't want to pretend to be a police co-op for the rest of your life, do you?"
"How do you know I'm faking it?" Jibei Lingzi asked in shock.
I rolled my eyes and said, "Guess."
Jibei Lingzi jumped up on my back, "You deserve a beating!"
"Get down quickly! If Lian Xin finds out, I'll skin you."
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To be continued...