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Chapter 117 Song Yi's childhood embarrassment (2)

Everyone started talking nonsense, some said putting it in their pockets, some said holding it with their hands.

Wu Qilong rolled his eyes and said, "I know, keep it in your pants."

This is a hornet's nest.

Girls have very rich imaginations, and their faces turned red when he heard what he said.

The four girls went up to him and punched him, cursing: "I'll beat you to death, you stinking gangster."

They didn't strike hard, but they didn't know who it was, and they pinched him hard, and the sound of killing pigs resounded throughout the dormitory.

"Ah, ah!, it hurts, it hurts, who is it, who is it? It's so cruel!" Wu Qilong shouted with his feet jumping. He looked around and found that the four girls had returned to their original positions and sat down.

No matter what my situation looks like.

He was about to say something more, but when he saw Yang Xiuwen and the others looking at him, he was suddenly discouraged and said, "Okay, you guys are cruel!"

Yang Xiuwen saw Zhao Li's hand clearly. He turned his head and tapped Xiaotong's head lightly and said, "You are so bad."

Zhao Li said something in Song Yi's ear, and Song Yi grinned. He also patted her hand as if to reward her.

Then he said: "You can't guess it. Let me tell you, it's in your mouth, haha."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Li pushed him away and said disgustedly: "Hey, you are so disgusting, stay away from me from now on."

Song Yi became anxious and said: "Children were like that at that time. On a hot day, they would wear a vest and a pair of shorts, and there was no place to put them!"

Wu Qilong said at this time: "Look, I guessed it right, except... there is no place to put it!"

Yang Xiuwen said at this time: "Qilong, stop talking. Boss, keep talking."

Song Yi suppressed the grievance on his face, thought for a moment and said: "Putting the turtle dove egg in my mouth, I started to climb down. When I was still about two meters above the ground, Goudan said, you jump, just jump

Jump down, it's okay.

Dog Shit and Gou Sheng were also making noises, saying, "Let's jump. We usually jump from trees to water higher than this." I thought about it, that's right, I'm usually very good at it.

So, I jumped down. Who would have thought that after landing, I couldn't stand firm, fell, and hit my arm on a tree stump. My wrist hurt, and when I gritted my teeth, the bird's egg broke in my mouth.

.

The three eggs had been hatched for a few days. The eggs were full of blood. When they opened their mouths, blood spurted out.

Dog Shit was frightened when he saw it, and shouted: "Xiao Yi fell to death. Look, he vomited out blood!"

The three guys started crying on the spot. I regained my breath and said, "You three bastards, I'm not dead. What I vomited are bird eggs, but my hand seems to be broken."

Everyone laughed out loud at what he said, and they could think of the very interesting scene at that time.

Three children were crying, and one child was lying under the tree, grinning, with blood and bird eggshells in his mouth.

After laughing for a while, Yang Xiuwen asked: "Then there is only one fracture, why is there another one?"

When everyone heard his question, they all held back their laughter and waited for his explanation.

Song Yi sighed and said, "Hey! I still caused trouble by being too pushy. After more than three months, my wrists grew better, and the four of us were playing in my yard one day.

When I was a kid, my dad made a horizontal bar in our yard. He just found two thicker wooden stakes and buried them in the soil. An iron rod was placed between the two wooden stakes and tied securely with wires.

I can usually do pull-ups, somersaults, and exercise. They had a lot of fun doing it, and they said I was not as good as them. When I heard that, I thought, is that possible? How can I let them compete?

So I went up, performed a beautiful reverse on the bar, and then landed gracefully.

But the landing point was backwards, and I climbed down and hit my hand on the ground. Shit, they saw me lying there and couldn't get up. They asked me what was wrong. What could I say? All they could say was "it broke again." You said

Should you carry it on your back? Hey! "

Everyone couldn't stop laughing when they heard this.

Zhang, Hu, and Wu laughed and raised their thumbs, saying: "Boss, if we don't agree with any of us, we will obey you, and we will take it seriously, hahaha!"

Yang Xiuwen patted Li Xiaotong, who was crawling in his arms and laughing so hard, and said with a smile: "They are right! Hahaha!"

Their place is very lively, and Xu Changjie is also in high spirits at home.

After breaking up with Yang Xiuwen and the others, he walked into the house. His wife Chen Yufen was making lunch. When she saw him coming back, she asked: "How is it? How is your student treating the principal's mother?"

He went up and hugged his wife, kissed her hard, and then burst out laughing.

His wife hit him and said, "Why are you crazy? My daughter is still at home!"

His daughter, now a teenager, was watching TV in the living room. When she saw this, she said, "It's okay, just pretend I'm not here and you continue."

Xu Changjie walked over, sat down, hugged his daughter and said, "Lele, dad is very happy today, haha!"

Then she said to her wife: "Yufen, come here too. I'll tell you something magical. What I saw with my own eyes at noon today."

After he recounted the process of Yang Xiuwen's treatment and acupuncture at the principal's home, Chen Yufen said: "It seems that your student is very unusual. From treating you to seeing a doctor at the principal's home, all the signs indicate that

He has an unknown secret.

By the way, you just said what the principal told you. You are very good, right?"

Xu Changjie nodded and said, "Yeah, what's wrong? Is there any problem?"

Chen Yufen tapped his forehead with her hand and cursed: "You are such an idiot. Shouldn't your school upgrade teachers this year? With the words of the principal, your professional title upgrade is a sure thing. It's hard to say that.

I have to thank you for this student!"

Xu Changjie was stunned. He rubbed his forehead that was sore from his wife's pain and said, "There is also this meaning. Why didn't I see it?"

Chen Yufen scolded fiercely: "What do you know? You just know how to teach, teach, and teach."

Lele said at this time: "Dad, this student you are talking about is very powerful and cool. He is in your class, right? I will go and take a look when I have time to see what kind of figure he is."

Thinking that Yang Xiuwen was handsome and handsome, he was definitely a girl killer. Xu Changjie immediately became vigilant.

He said to his daughter: "That Lele, I am a student who has already gone through the transfer procedures. I will leave in a few days. You won't be able to see her again if you go. Besides, she looks dark and shabby..."
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