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Chapter 116 Song Yi's childhood embarrassment (1)

Wu Qilong really knows how to describe the entire medical treatment process like a fantasy novel.

He waved his hand, performed Huang Fei's signature move in the movie, and said: "Suddenly, a Tai Chi figure appeared in the void, and slowly disappeared behind the old lady's head. Only a squeaking sound was heard, and the blood stasis disappeared from the sky.

The silver needle spurted out.

Like a bolt of lightning, it shot out more than five meters away.

It's too late, but it's fast. Xiuwen quickly tapped the old lady's neck several times, and the old lady's red face immediately returned to normal..."

Yang Xiuwen couldn't stand listening anymore. Is this still him?

But the people in the dormitory listened to it with great interest, as if they were there.

Li Xiaotong held his arm, looked at him with bright eyes, and asked close to his ear: "Xiuwen, is this true? You are so amazing!"

Yang Xiuwen said helplessly: "It's not me, it's Huang Fei, Huang Fei of Baozhilin."

"If you want to know what happens next, listen to the next episode. No, I'll break it down next time!" It's another classic ending.

Everyone then looked at him in unison.

Song Yi sighed: "I didn't expect that there is a great god hiding in our dormitory. Third brother, tell me honestly, how many secrets have you hidden that our brothers don't know about? What's the purpose of hiding it so deeply?"

Zhang Jun continued: "Be strict when you confess, be lenient when treating guests!"

Hu Yuan said with admiration: "The two of them are right."

After a while, everyone in the dormitory burst into laughter, hee hee, hahaha!

Wu Qilong said with an envious look: "Boss, I like the people in your dormitory so much, it's so lively!"

Sun Qian, who was sitting next to Zhang Jun, suddenly asked: "Wu Qilong, why do you call Yang Xiuwen boss? Shouldn't you call him Lao San?"

Wu Qilong was stunned for a moment and asked weakly: "Did I call you boss? Isn't it the third boss?"

Zhao Li, who was next to Song Yi, said: "Who are you fooling? What we heard is true, it's the boss you called."

Song Yi put his arm around Zhao Li's shoulders and said, "Second brother, be honest and be strict."

Zhang Jun played with Sun Qian's little hand, then raised his head and said: "Please be lenient when treating guests."

Hu Yuan mouthed to his girlfriend Yu Xiaofei, and Yu Xiaofei suddenly said with big eyes flashing: "They are right!"

Yang Xiuwen couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter. This was so fucking hilarious that he was about to catch up with the cross talk group.

Wu Qilong looked at Yang Xiuwen and saw him smiling and shaking his head slightly, understanding what to do.

He said aggrievedly: "I was wrong, I accept the punishment, and I treat you."

Because they knew Yang Xiuwen's medical skills, everyone unanimously requested him to see a doctor on the spot.

We are all young people and basically have nothing wrong with them. Girls mainly suffer from bloating, abdominal pain and sensitivity to cold when they are red.

The prescription he prescribed to Li Xiaotong in the past was used by several people, so they were all healthy.

Zhang Jun had a stomachache, so after a few injections and a trace of fire-attribute spiritual energy, the problem was completely resolved.

Hu Yuan had a little coldness in all his joints, which was related to the climate in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. After acupuncture, there was no problem anymore.

Song Yizhi was as strong as a cow, but during the examination, it was found that his left wrist had an old injury that had been broken twice.

He asked: "Boss, how come your left wrist was broken twice, and at the same place?"

Song Yi was shocked. His fractures from seven or eight years ago could be detected. It seemed that Lao San's medical skills were really as good as Wu Qilong said, although there were some exaggerations in the story.

He thought for a while, and then said a little embarrassedly: "It's a bit embarrassing to talk about it, so let's not talk about it!"

Wu Qilong would not let go of the opportunity for revenge at this time and said: "Boss, be honest and strict, that... you understand."

Song Yi did not expect that he would dig a hole for others and end up burying himself.

So he said with a stick of his neck: "I said!"

Wu Qilong got excited, waved to everyone and said: "Dear viewers, the special performance of the boss in Room 303 has begun. Please applaud and welcome."

Song Yi glared at him and cursed: "Get out of here!"

Everyone laughed again.

Song Yi recalled it and said: That was when I was ten years old and in third grade. Our school was run by the village and the students were also children from the village.

We all grew up together and know each other very well. There are only four of us who play well. The younger one’s name is terrible. My name is Xiaoyi, which is better.

The other three are called Dog Shit, Goudan, and Gouchang."

Several girls couldn't stop giggling. Li Xiaotong laughed so much that she couldn't get up from Yang Xiuwen's arms.

Given this name, it is quite high-level!

Yang Xiuwen explained with a smile beside him: "What the boss said is true. In the past, rural areas were poor and had little to eat, so children could easily be weak and die young.

In order to make their children easy to support, parents will give them all kinds of vulgar nicknames, most of them in the north. If you don’t believe it, just go back and ask your parents and you will understand.”

Song Yi stared and said, "Do you still listen? If you don't listen, I won't say anything."

Wu Qilong held back his laughter and said quickly: "Don't laugh, everyone, listen to the boss, hey hey hey!"

Song Yi continued: "I remember it was a Sunday in the summer, the weather was very hot, and the four of us ran out of the house secretly. You may not understand why we used sneak, because we children all like to swim in the river dam at noon.

The adults were afraid that something might happen to us, so they kept strict supervision on us.

The water in the river dam is snow water flowing down from the Tianshan Mountains. It is highly alkaline. If you take a bath and dry it, you will leave a white mark if you scratch it with your fingernail.

The parents came one after another to judge whether you had bathed in the river dam, and you were beaten many times for this.

But bathing in the river dam was so exciting and attractive, so even though I was beaten, I still went there secretly.

The four of us took a bath and played in the water, which was a blast.

After washing, I didn’t want to go home, so I decided to go hunting for bird eggs. There were trees on both sides of the river dam, and the most common ones in our western region were elms, poplars, and angustifolia trees. There were also many birds, including sparrows, turtle doves, kites, and stinking cuckoos.

etc.

They all like to make nests in trees. We saw a big bird's nest on an elm tree, very high.

But our rural children are really not afraid of heights, so I climbed up. Halfway up, a turtledove flew out of the bird's nest.

Dog shit, dog egg, and the remaining three dogs shouted under the tree: "It's a turtledove's nest, maybe there are little turtledoves in it."

I got excited and quickly climbed to the bird's nest. I saw three eggs. I touched them with my hands and they were still warm.
Chapter completed!
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