When hackers meet computer idiots(3/4)
Xiaobai: I found that the fan in this chassis is useless. It rotates so fast and it costs too much electricity. I am going to disassemble it.
Hacker: hoho~~~ You are simply a genius. If you pull the power switch at home, it will save more electricity!!
Xiaobai:...You seem to be laughing at me?!
Hacker: It doesn't seem like it, it's just!
Xiaobai called the hacker: Are you really amazing
Hacker: It's a sloppy
Xiaobai: Bragging! If you have the ability, please turn off the Trojan in my machine.
Hacker: What's the difficulty! You're waiting
Hacker: Haha, I'll regret it
Xiaobai: Hehe, thank you~~~ I was playing outside, just want you to turn off the phone for me...
Hacker: Dizzy~~~~
Hacker: What are you playing?
Xiaobai: Cleaning the computer
Hacker: You?!
Xiaobai: Yes, you said I have many viruses here, so I am going to delete all the files I don’t know and don’t like.
Hacker: Stop! How many files do you know? Don’t want your machine?
Xiaobai: Then what should I do now?
Hacker: Don't motivate, go play on the side
Xiaobai: 555555 I forgot my password again
Hacker: If you don’t have a good memory, just write your password on paper
Xiaobai: It's too long and complicated, copying it can make people exhausted
Hacker: With your intelligence, what should I do if I have such a long password?
Xiaobai: I think only if it is so complicated that I can't remember it, I can prevent others from deciphering it.
Hacker: The only purpose of your password is to make it difficult for you...
Xiaobai: SOS...
Xiaobai: I'm dead, I'm in a hurry~
Hacker: What's wrong? Oil prices have been raised again?
Xiaobai: No, there is one very important thing, please help me, it is really important.
Hacker: What's so important?
Xiaobai: This is the case. A few days ago, I took a group of photos with a few girls using the camera, but I forgot to delete it. The camera was lent to the boy for use. They must have seen the photos in the camera.
Hacker: I've revealed my point? Hehehe~!~
Xiaobai: Go, that's not. But the photos in the camera are too exaggerated, which makes others see very badly, completely destroying my pure lady image. It would be amazing if they copy it and upload it to the Internet. So, I'm asking for help.
Hacker: Oh, really? But what can I help you?
Xiaobai: You entered his computer and deleted those photos.
hacker:--!
Xiaobai: What's wrong? Aren't you a hacker?
Hacker: How do I know which computer belongs to him?
Xiaobai: Hey, this is your business, why don’t I reveal a little information to you? [Yueying Community
Hacker: Hehe, this is almost the same, but I have to browse your computer first and look at those exaggerated photos first~!~
Xiaobai: Go and die, hum, I won’t show you anymore.
Hacker: No, how about the reward?
Xiaobai: Then you have to delete the photos in his computer first before showing them to you.
Hacker: OK, tell me the IP address first.
Xiaobai: I don’t know the IP address, can I tell his name?
Hacker: ~!~
Hacker: The World Cup is about to begin, a man’s festival!
Xiaobai: Not only men, I also like it~[Yueying Community
Hacker: You?! Can you understand football?
Xiaobai: Yes, I will get up and watch every World Cup
Hacker: Haha, it's great, we can finally have a common language, which team do you like
Xiaobai: Of course it’s the Chinese team!!
Hacker: No language.
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Hacker: Hello~~~
Hacker: Hey~~~~~~~~
Hacker: Are you there?!
Xiaobai: At ~~~~
Hacker: Why don’t you talk!!
Xiaobai: Because I'm very busy
Hacker: What are you busy with?
Xiaobai: I'm busy and dazed
External communication
Xiaobai: Xiaohei, are you here?
Hongke: I am Hongke, I'm following a hacker here~
Hacker: Are you talking about me?^-^
Hongke:--||| Why are there so many viruses in his machine? Did you do it?!
Hacker:==||| Some are some, before I came, it was similar to now. If you don’t believe me, please ask him yourself
Xiaobai: Not so!
Xiao Hei:
Xiaobai: After he comes, my fan stops turning, so I am depressed!
hacker:
Red Guest:
External communication
Hongke: Don’t be afraid, I’ll help you kill and kill viruses!
Hacker: 8, I want it~My virus database~~~
Xiaobai: OK, I have been trying to kill viruses for a long time~!^V^
Hacker: 55555555~
Hongke: You can wait
Ten minutes have passed
Hongke: Depressed~ I have never seen so many viruses @_@
noob:
Hacker: 555555555
Hongke: Wow! What era is this virus?!
noob:
To be continued...