This is a small test for the flirt. If you answer honestly, the topic will become boring if you are not careful.

So we have to avoid taking the usual path.

He is very handsome at one year old: "I am making a wish!"

MM: "Make a wish at an Internet cafe?"

Very handsome at one year old: "Yes, before logging in to QQ, I prayed to God, hoping that you would be online, but I didn't expect that my wish really came true!"

MM: "Hahaha, isn't that true^_^"

He is very handsome at one year old: "If I lie to you, I will be struck by lightning and die badly!"

MM: "Okay, I believe you!"

Very handsome at one year old: "By the way, little cutie, let me tell you a very strange thing. I woke up this morning and suddenly found that I had grown taller overnight, and the quilt was not even long enough!"

MM: "How is it possible? How can anyone grow so much overnight!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "It's really impossible, because I later found out that the quilt was just covering him sideways!"

MM: "Hahaha, you dare to lie to me, you are such a bad person!"

He was very handsome at one year old: "I turned out to be quite simple and never lied to anyone. It's all your fault for leading me astray. You have to be responsible for me!"

MM: "Hahaha!"

The third online meeting.

He is very handsome at one year old: "Little cutie, I came here to surf the Internet tonight. I was walking alone at night. It was very dark around me. I was so scared just now!"

MM: "Hey, you are still afraid, why do I feel you are so brave?"

He is very handsome at one year old: "I'm not afraid of anything else, but I'm so handsome and I'm afraid that others won't see it."

MM: "Hahaha!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "It's over, we have a power outage here!"

MM: "How can you still access the Internet when there is a power outage?"

He is very handsome at one year old: "Because I am chatting with you!"

MM: "What does this have to do with chatting with me?"

He is very handsome at one year old: "You are so good at discharge, maybe this is the power of love!"

MM: "Hahaha!"

"..."

During the chat, you can easily understand what kind of person the other person is, and the chat style needs to be appropriately spiced up.

If female netizens are lively and bold, talk more flirtatiously and drive a car from time to time. They will like this tone.

If she is more sentimental, send her more Chicken Soup for the Soul, and others will regard you as a close friend on their journey of life.

Later, QQ launched a photo-sending function, and there were tricks to asking for photos.

You can't ask directly, you have to work around it a little bit.

"Can you send me a beautiful photo of you? I want to prove one thing to my friends - angels exist!"

"I dreamed of you last night. Although I haven't seen you yet, you were so beautiful in the dream. I'm sure it was you. Send me a photo quickly to see if my dream was right!"

"..."

If we are familiar with each other and the other party is good-looking, they will usually be willing to take photos. Keep such high-quality female netizens.

If you refuse politely, Su Zelin will understand.

After chatting for so long, I feel embarrassed to delete it suddenly.

But his chat style will change soon.

"Are you there?"

"Where?"

"What are you doing?"

"Have you eaten?"

"..."

If the other party takes the initiative to find me, the reply will be as follows.

"Oh!"

"Okay!"

"No way?"

"Haha."

"..."

After a few times, it will become a stranger's relationship.

People with thicker skin may delete it directly if they realize that the person opposite is not a beautiful woman.

But Su Zelin is quite principled in returning scum to scum. He is used to choosing to deal with it coldly so as not to hurt other people's self-esteem too much.

Because they are so good at chatting, there are too many girls who take the initiative to send messages to Su Zelin, and many of them even claim to come to his city.

But the gangster has never met the netizen in real life.

Perhaps it was because she had a very good-looking childhood sweetheart around her since she was a child, which cultivated Su Zelin's aesthetic taste. She didn't think any female netizen could compare to Qin Shiqing.

Moreover, the function of sending pictures on QQ has not yet been born. Without a photo, you don’t know what the other person looks like.

If you really come here, you might have to press the F key with tears in your eyes.

In my previous life, I had a college roommate who learned the dirty talk method from Su Zelin and became crazy on the Internet. In just four years, he met dozens of netizens, but others still came to him.

The consequence of not being picky about food is that it's easy to run into a tank, but that guy is also a kind person. Even the F key is hidden, and he won't choose to escape just because the other person is a tank. It's not an exaggeration to call him a model of online dating.

But being too flirtatious can sometimes be troublesome, that is, every time you go online, there will always be a group of girls who take the initiative to chat with you. Fortunately, most of the female netizens here can type very slowly, and the guy who can touch type is Kato Hayashi.

existence.

His hands are crackling, and he can operate as fiercely as a tiger. He can deal with several girls with ease, and he can chat easily. Occasionally, he can cut to Lianzhong World to play Landlords or take some time to watch...

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After chatting for more than ten minutes, a girl came over with an afro and large-diameter contact lenses, a typical non-mainstream look of this era.

A leopard-print tight-fitting short dress with a navel-baring suspender top, the hair is not even long, but it starts to show off sexiness.

Su Zelin calmly shut down the education network.

If you have a girl around, you still have to show off.

At this time, there were not many machines in the Internet cafe, but there were still three empty seats next to Su Zelin.

The girl looked at him twice, then sat down on the machine next to him intentionally or unintentionally, and pressed the power button.

Su Zelin is handsome and handsome. This type is especially popular with non-mainstream girls. The girl's choice also shows that she has a favorable impression of him on her first impression.

After logging in, non-mainstream girls also put on big headphones first, open Winamp, and then log in to QQ.

She was obviously a newbie. She typed very slowly. She stared at the keyboard and searched for a long time before she found the letters. She then used her left and right index fingers to poke slowly.

It took her a while to reply to the netizen's message, but her attention turned to Su Zelin.

I saw the bastard holding a cigarette in his mouth, puffing out smoke, staring at the screen while typing with fingers like the wind, and using the keyboard shortcut mode to switch between various software smoothly.

The non-mainstream girl's eyes were so wide-eyed that she had never seen such a "high-end" operation.

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, you type so fast!"

Su Zelin was made to laugh by her.

He has heard many compliments about himself.

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, you play the game so well!"

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, you can drink so much!"

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, you can drive a Ferrari with one hand!"

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, it's been two hours!"

"..."

And so on.

But this was the first time Su Zelin heard someone praise him for his fast typing.

Damn the sense of time!
Chapter completed!