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Chapter 26 Handsome guy, you are so awesome, you type so fast!(1/2)

 Now that the business is done, I feel relaxed.

Su Zelin opened QQ, and it was worth five figures. It would be very valuable if sold to future generations.

You can only apply for a five-digit QQ in 1998. At this time, domestic Internet cafes were still very rare. The high Internet fees also discouraged countless people with new ideas. Naturally, there were very few Internet users.

However, Su Zelin happens to be one of the earliest Internet users. He is the kind of person who likes to pursue new things, sometimes even at any cost. His family conditions are good, and his parents give him a lot of pocket money. Although he has not experienced the 40 yuan an hour Internet cafe.

However, after the Internet fee dropped to ten yuan per hour, he entered the first Internet cafe and became a regular customer.

At that time, he was curious about everything on the Internet. Not long after QQ was launched, he immediately applied to try it out.

If it were one year later, in 1999, you could only apply for a six-digit QQ, while in 2000 you could apply for a seven-digit QQ.

If we were reincarnated back to 1998, we could directly apply for a lot of five-digit QQ, and the ones with good numbers could be sold for hundreds of thousands, and the cheap ones could be tens of thousands.

The seven-digit QQ is worthless, so Su Zelin has no interest in applying for more. Although it is a capital-free investment, the cycle is too long.

The 2000 version of QQ interface is still very simple. It is just a pure network communication software. It does not have as many fancy things as later generations, such as QQ pets, space, stealing food, music... none of these can be seen.

, even QQ signature will not appear until the 2001 version.

This communication software is currently completely free.

Su Zelin couldn't help but be filled with emotion.

Penguin once lived a simple life, and was not the goose factory of later generations that "recharges to make you happy, but no money to play with makes you paralyzed!"

It was not until the 2002 version that Penguin launched its first value-added service - QQ Show, which corresponds to the QQ version 2002 betaII.

Before launching the QQ show, Penguin also considered whether to charge for chatting. Fortunately, the QQ show earned it the first pot of gold. Otherwise, it is hard to say whether there will be a Penguin empire in the future.

However, compared with the 98 version of QQ, the functions of the 2000 version have changed a bit, and there is an additional BP machine text message.

As the name suggests, it can send messages to the BP machine.

In this era, mobile phones are still very expensive, and many people still use BP machines, but I guess 99% of the people here have never used this function.

The custom avatar function has not yet been launched. Su Zelin’s QQ uses the classic avatar wearing sunglasses. In fact, the personality of QQ users can be roughly inferred from the avatar. For example, Su Zelin’s avatar likes to act cool.

This is not the most used avatar. Male netizens, especially young people, prefer the other avatar of a boy with brown hair because he looks more handsome. The most popular avatar among female netizens is the one with burgundy hair. These two avatars are currently

It may account for nearly half of QQ users.

The interface popped up, and along with the continuous coughing sound, a bunch of avatars jumped.

For those who have just started playing QQ, seeing this scene feels like getting a shot of blood, and they are extremely excited.

But Su Zelin, the reborn person, is relatively calm.

Almost all of these comments are made by girls. Su Zelin will naturally not join male netizens when he is full and has nothing to do. There are still quite a few stingy men on the Internet who like to pretend to be girls. The gender of netizens can basically match their avatars.

Su Zelin was what later generations would call a social maniac. In reality, he could make the cafeteria lady happy, and he was even more at home on the Internet.

He is very open-minded, and he is very good at talking flirtatiously.

This is what others say when they add new friends.

"Hi!"

"Hello!"

"How old are you?"

"Are you MM?"

"Nice to meet you!"

"..."

After getting to know each other, the second meeting was like this.

"Are you there?"

"Where?"

"What are you doing?"

"Have you eaten?"

"..."

If you want to collect a hundred tips for chatting to death, just look for those first-generation QQ netizens around 2000 and do some research.

Basically, if you can’t chat like this for a few times, the girl won’t reply.

As for Su Zelin’s painting style, this is what it looks like.

Just added a new friend.

"Wow, great, catching a little cutie alive!"

Doesn’t this sound so embarrassing that it might even lead to direct dismissal of friends?

No, it’s not.

Compared with those boring "Hi" and "Hello", this conversation is much more flirtatious and can immediately leave a deep impression on female netizens.

In fact, in this era, many female netizens seek excitement when chatting online. Between mediocre and flirty chats, many people still prefer the latter.

As for why not call her beauty?

Because this title is too common. It doesn’t mean anything if a mother is called a beauty. Others will feel numb and won’t be happy. On the contrary, it is not as playful as a cutie and is more approachable.

Of course, there will be female netizens who feel that such an opening statement is too frivolous and will choose not to reply.

But it doesn't matter.

If there is no reaction, it means the other person is not sexy enough.

The chance of flirting with such old-fashioned female netizens is too small. There is no need to waste three oceans per hour of precious online time on them. Just delete them.

Anyone who can withstand this opening sentence and keep talking to you will basically have a good time.

Su Zelin calls this technique "accurately defining the target group".

By the way, choosing a screen name is also very important. Sharpening your sword does not waste time chopping firewood.

For example, Su Zelin's nickname is "He is very handsome at one year old".

Very middle-class, right?

But it’s quite fashionable in this era.

The key is that with this kind of online name, others will not think you are a wretched uncle, but a trend-chasing young man, and it is easy to let down their guard.

Youth is capital, and everyone likes to eat young grass!

If you pretend to be deep and have a "Feng Guo Wuhen", "Beyond Yourself", "Get Used to Being Dugu" and so on, and think you are deep, in fact, it is difficult for others to judge your age, and they are likely to become more interested after seeing your online name.

Reduced.

Choose a good nickname, add more female netizens, cast a wide net to catch more fish, and there will always be someone willing to fight with you.

For example, a certain MM replied: "Hahaha, you are so funny!"

Very handsome at one year old: "Not only am I funny, I am also very handsome!"

MM: "Tsk, stop being so beautiful!"

He was very handsome at one year old: "I can't help it, my good genetics don't allow me to feel inferior. I really envy those people who don't know how to be narcissistic. Unlike me, the word 'handsome' runs through my life!"

MM: "Pfft, I don't know if you are handsome or not, but you must be very thick-skinned!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "If you are not thick-skinned, how can I protect you from the wind and rain?"

MM: "Hahaha, glib, how old are you?"

Very handsome at one year old: "How old are you asking?"

MM: "Age, what else can you do?"

He is very handsome at one year old: "Hey, I was scared to death. I thought you were so direct."

MM: "???"

After a few seconds.

MM: "Bad guy!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "Okay, because we are so familiar with each other, I will tell you that the answer to both questions is 17."

MM: "I only asked about my age and nothing else. I hate it!"

"..."

Once the conversation reaches this level, you can basically be sure that the girl you are talking to is also quite sexy, and it is easy to flirt with her.

But occasionally we encounter challenges.

For example, the second meeting.

MM: "What are you doing?"

This is one of the techniques for chatting to death, but it is only for men. MM has the privilege.
To be continued...
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