The happy little girl, Lu Bu, began to wait excitedly after returning home.

But after a few days of no news, Lu Bu suddenly discovered that he was the God of War! Not the God of Stations! His adoptive father said that he wanted to marry the beautiful "Xiao Fang" to him, so why has there been no news yet? Could it be...

. Could it be that the realistic one helped me inspect the goods?

The next day, Lu Bu inquired about the palace, went into the hall, and asked the concubines. Pay attention to this word - Zhu, Prime Minister Dong's life is so happy! He has basically achieved Zhang Han's dream - to have a house, and

A car, a group of wives and concubines! The reason why he only basically achieved it is because Prime Minister Dong does not have a wife! But in fact, a truly happy life only requires a group of concubines, and it is best not to have a wife, right?

The concubine said to Lu Bu: "I came to sleep with the newlyweds at night, but I haven't gotten up yet. I heard that the battle was very hearty!"

After hearing this, Lu Bu was shocked: "Which newcomer?"

The concubine replied again: "I heard that the name is...Diao Chan? Look at this unlucky name!"

Lü Bu was furious and sneaked into Dong Zhuo's bedroom to spy on him. The concubine then happily ran all the way to Wang Yun's Mansion to receive the reward.

Diao Chan got up under the window and combed her hair. Suddenly she saw a figure in the pool outside the window. She was extremely tall and wore a purple gold crown with hair tied on her head!

Diao Chan didn't pay attention to it. After all, there were so many people standing to watch because of her beauty. She just cursed in her heart - another idiot appeared from nowhere! But with another smile, Diao Chan remembered Zhang Han for the first time.

His expression came.

But then I thought about it, how could a crazy person be so tall? Those kind of animals should generally be short and fat! Then I realized that the person standing far away outside should be Lu Bu!

So Diao Chan deliberately frowned his eyebrows, showing a sad and unhappy look, and wiped his tears again with incense sticks.

Lu Bu watched for a long time and thought: "My nun sister is actually crying? Could it be that... I'm fooled! My foster father really opened the bag for me! I'm fooling his sister!" he thought.

He rushed out, but after walking a few steps, he turned back.

Why is this? Although Lu Bu is lustful, he is not a fool! His current status in the government and the public is entirely due to Dong Zhuo's favor! Ask yourself, Dong Zhuo is actually very good to me, but now he is ruined just because of a woman

Do you have to compete with Dong Zhuo for your own future? The answer is of course no. What about you? There are two ways, one is to have a monthly income of 10,000, and have status and status. The other is to give you a beautiful woman. You

Which one should you choose? Of course it is the former. As the saying goes, if you have money, are you afraid of not having a woman?

But at this time, Dong Zhuo happened to go out and sit in the middle hall. He saw Lu Bu entering the inner room without informing him and acting sneaky at this moment. He was very surprised and asked: "Why is my son standing outside?"!" And then

He stood by Dong Zhuo's side. Although he didn't want to argue with Dong Zhuo, after all, a stunning beauty was in the inner hall. How could Lu Bu not peek at her? He only took a few glances, but he saw the woman inside the embroidered curtain passing by and looking at her.

He showed half of his face to express his love with his eyes. When Lu Bu knew it was Diao Chan, his whole body suddenly became ecstatic.

Dong Zhuo raised his head slightly and saw Lu Bu in such a state, and he was suspicious - teasing my son in front of me? In terms of seniority, you have to call the one in the group "Mom"! You don't understand this? Fengxian, it seems that you are still [Rabbit]

—young, rabbit——simple]. After a while, Dong Zhuo saw that Lu Bu was still there, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he said, "If nothing happens, please retreat!" Lu Bu had to leave in dismay.

After Dong Zhuo accepted Diao Chan, he was fascinated by sex and could not serve as a director for more than a month. The government and the public were talking about it. But in fact, this was all nonsense. If Diao Chan could not win, Dong Zhuo would not be a director, okay? The reason why public opinion is so strong is that

It's not because of Wang Yun, who looks sunny on the outside but is pessimistic on the inside.

Always playing in bed, Dong Zhuo finally contracted hemorrhoids (don't spray it, it's just a disease anyway) and was unable to have sex. Diao Chan was overjoyed, but the task had to continue. She just knew that the other party couldn't have sex, but it was also extremely embarrassing for her.

What an exciting thing! After all, after Diao Chan decided to think about the world and the country, he had to take off his clothes and belt all day long and do whatever he wanted to do to please people. But if you think about it carefully, it seems that the mother of the country in every dynasty did the same thing.

.

Lu Bu came in to say hello, just as Dong Zhuo was already asleep. Seeing that the time was right, Diao Chan hurriedly leaned out from behind the bed and performed a difficult heart-drawing move like the mute dance of the Little Tigers:

[Look at Lu Bu first, then point your finger at your heart!]

[I pointed my finger at Dong Zhuo again, and then burst into tears!]

These two moves are absolutely outrageous! If your son did such a move in front of you, wouldn't you rush out and kill the accused guy? Lu Bu answered for you - it must be killed! At this moment Lu Bu's

My heart is broken, broken.

At this time, the man with hemorrhoids opened his eyes dimly and saw Lu Bu staring behind the bed, unable to take his eyes away! So he turned around and saw Diao Chan standing behind the bed. Dong Zhuo was furious and cursed Lu Bu: "How dare you tease me?"

Ai Jiye!" Then he called his officials to expel Lu Bu and warned him not to enter the hall in the future!

Lü Bu returned in anger. On his way home, he happened to meet Li Ru and told him the reason.

After hearing this, Li Ru felt vaguely bad - Luoyang was abandoned and then returned to Chang'an! The princes in the world were fighting fiercely, and it was time to take advantage of the situation to eliminate the closer forces! This is when strong generals like Lu Bu came in handy.

How could such a critical moment cause problems in the relationship between master and servant?

Li Ru had been an official for many years and was familiar with the thick and dark officialdom. He was more aware of the situation in the world. So he rushed to see Dong Zhuo and said directly without kneeling: "The grand master wants to take over the world. Why do you blame Marquis Wen for a small mistake? If he changes his mind, he will take over the world."

, the big thing is over."

Dong Zhuo was extremely unhappy: "I was cuckolded by my son! How can I mess around if this news gets out? If I ascend the throne in the future, will Diao Chan be considered the queen or the crown prince?"

Li Ru replied: "How can a mere woman talk to each other about the big things in the world? I advise the lord to give Lu Bu gold and silk as soon as possible to comfort him, and naturally the big things will become trivial and the trivial things will disappear!"

Dong Zhuo thought about it. After all, he had dominated the world for more than 20 years. His achievements today were all achieved with one sword and one shot! At this moment, the situation was uncertain, but he lost his love for the general because of a woman. This kind of

Only a foolish king can do things! And he is determined to conquer the world, how can he covet such beauty?

After a few days, Dong Zhuo's hemorrhoids became more and more serious. He was about to reward Lu Bu, but Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty came to visit, so he had to give up temporarily. Lu Bu followed him holding a halberd. Seeing Dong Zhuo talking with Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, he

He carried his halberd into the back hall and went to look for Diao Chan.

After walking a few steps, he saw Diao Chan standing by Fengyi Pavilion in the back garden, feeding the fish. When Diao Chan raised his eyes, he saw Lu Bu had arrived, so he hurriedly divided the flowers and brushed the willows, just like the fairy from the Moon Palace!

Diao Chan cried and said: "Although I am not Wang Situ's biological daughter, he treats me as if he has already passed away. I have met the general, and I have fulfilled all my wishes in my life. Who would have thought that the grand master would have evil intentions and seduce me? I would hate it."

He is about to die; because he did not say goodbye to the general, he endured the humiliation and survived. Fortunately, I can see you now, and I wish to die! This body is dirty, and I can no longer serve the hero. I wish to die in front of you, so that I can clarify my ambition!" After that,

Climb the pavilion railing with your hands and jump when looking at the lotus pond.

Lu Bu hurriedly hugged him, and two lines of hot tears rolled out: "I have known your heart for a long time! I just wish we could not talk to each other! Besides, Chan'er! The water in this pool is very shallow. I'm afraid you will die if you jump in.

If you don’t die, you will only get seriously injured!”

Diao Chan patted Lu Bu tenderly: "Let's get to the point, I always interrupt..." Then she continued to look sad and said: "I can't be your wife in this life, but I hope to meet you in the next life."

When Lu Bu saw that Diao Chan had said this, he naturally replied with pride: "I can't take you as my wife in this life. I am not a hero!"

Then both of them burst into tears and stabbed the halberd into the floor tiles - ps: Diao Chan is actually not easy. How violent would a man like this who can insert stones be in bed?

Lu Bu turned around and hugged Diao Chan. The two leaned against each other, unable to bear to be apart. The music kept playing in the background - You are the wind and I am the sand. I will marry you and kill my father...

But he said that Dong Zhuo had been chatting with the emperor for a long time in the house, but he hadn't seen Lu Bu for a long time. He had doubts in his heart - Damn, is this guy teasing his future mother again? Fengxian, Fengxian, maybe you have another nickname -

—Are you not feeling well, Sky? I really want to turn a fight with you into a romantic relationship, but why don’t you always give me face?

Then Dong Zhuo hurriedly resigned from Xiandi and went into the back garden. He saw Lu Bu and Diao Chan talking under the Fengyi Pavilion, leaning on the side with painted halberds! This kind of scene is really artistic - a man and a woman are in love, and there are people beside them.

There is a weapon thrust straight into the ground...

Dong Zhuo yelled angrily: "[Despicable District]!"

When Lu Bu saw Dong Zhuo's sudden arrival, he was shocked! In fact, people who have experienced this kind of situation usually suffer from some sexual diseases, such as impotence. In other words, you are hugging a beauty with your arms burning, and then your father appears and...

I scolded your beauty [Immortal area]! I wonder if you can still have an erection in the future?

Lü Bu turned around and left. Dong Zhuo drew his halberd and rushed towards him. When he saw that he couldn't catch up, he threw the halberd at Lü Bu.

How skilled is Lu Bu? He knocked the halberd to the ground with a casual blow, and then continued to run without saying a word!

Dong Zhuo yelled at Lu Bu's back: "Lu Fengxian, Class 2, Third Year! Come to the teaching office immediately!" Then he continued to pick up the halberd and rushed out of the garden gate, only to see a man rushing forward and colliding with Dong Zhuo's chest.

Fall to the ground.

...

The dark clouds of civil strife in Chang'an continue to gather, but Zhang Han is preparing to show off his talents here in Hebei! Since Mi Zhu came to ask for help, Zhang Han has sent fast horses to Peiping every day to explain the situation in Xuzhou to Gongsun Zan and Liu Bei! Of course, this letter is two copies,

Content varies!

The message handed to Gongsun Zan stated the situation in the Central Plains and told Gongsun Zan that Xuzhou had to be saved!

The message handed to Liu Bei stated that the opportunity was good, Xuzhou was fertile, and if you don't take it, you don't get it for free. This rescue was just an opportunity!

After waiting for almost half a month, I finally saw a long line of troops from the north heading outside Beihai City!

Kong Rong, Zhang Han and others went out of the city to greet him. Liu Bei took off his cloak, patted the dust, and then pulled Zhang Han toward a place with few people: "It's cold! Are you kidding me? Three hundred thousand yellow turban thieves gathered near Xuzhou! That evil Gongsun Zan is just one person away from home."

I have allocated 20,000 troops, how can I stop them?"

After hearing this, Zhang Han was shocked and replied: "What? Since this guy promised to rescue, why only this small number of troops? There is no sincerity!"

Liu Bei replied: "Do you think Gongsun Zan is stupid? Anyone who can make a fortune in the north must be a smart person! How could he send a large army to rescue him just because of a word of rescue today? If it weren't for Gongsun Zan always forcing me to lead an army to provoke Yuan Shao

, I will not agree to come to the rescue!"

After listening to this, Zhang Han sighed and said: "Sure enough, it is not a fuel-efficient lamp! Xuzhou has a large population and a developed ship commerce, so it is really a good base area! I just didn't expect Gongsun Zan to be so cunning! But it's normal to think about it. At the beginning we were still

When he didn't have much strength, he transferred Guan Guan and Feifei to help! This guy never does business at a loss!"

At this time, a familiar figure with a strong smell of toilet water approached Zhang Han: "It's cold! It makes me want to die! By the way, why are you so sure that Xuzhou is very developed? Have you been there? Do you live there?
Chapter completed!