Xuzhou Governor's Office.

A strange-looking old man was tapping his forehead hard, his eyebrows were furrowed, and he seemed to have a big problem. On the other hand, a strong man finally couldn't hold it anymore and stepped forward: "Zang

Ba Yuan will lead his army to fight and solve the urgent need of the governor!"

And who is that old man? He is Tao Qian, the governor of Xuzhou.

Tao Qian actually doesn't have any special abilities, but he has one advantage since childhood - stability! To put it nicely, it is "stable", but to put it more bluntly, he actually has the same virtue as Liu Biao - timid and fearful.

No ambition.

Tao Qian didn't seem to listen at all to Zang Ba's request. Faced with the pressure at the moment, he just kept reviewing his resume in his mind:

When I was a teenager, I was like a dazzling daisy in full bloom. My personality was so wild and unruly! I loved doing things like pulling little girls' pigtails and stuffing poop into other people's buns.

His reputation spread far and wide! But there is a saying that if a man is not bad, a woman will not love him! But at that time, the daughter of a wealthy family in Beijing fell in love with him.

2. Because he married into a wealthy family and also filmed the movie "The Temptation of the Husband", he became famous in the capital. When he was 40 years old, his wife paid a bribe, so he embarked on the road to move to Youzhou to work.

, of course, I also met my best friend Gongsun Zan!

3. Then the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out. I had prepared enough food for ten years, but I was unwilling to send troops to meet the enemy. As a result, after the war, I was given a "Professional City Defense Award" and was actually named the governor of Xuzhou!

But now the problem Tao Qian faced was that the 300,000 Yellow Turban troops surrounding Yanzhou had turned their spearhead and headed towards Xuzhou!

"If you can't fight, try not to fight. The people of Xuzhou have not lived a good life for a few days! If we fight each other, wouldn't life be ruined? What I mean is, why not bring in some reinforcements!" Tao Qian expressed his thoughts

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At this time, there were two people in the hall, Zang Ba from Taishan who fled to the East China Sea, and Mi Zhu, a tycoon from Xuzhou and a representative of the National People's Congress.

Let’s talk about Zang Ba first. He is definitely willing to send troops to meet the enemy immediately! After all, Tao Qian is kind to him, and moreover, because the 300,000 Yellow Turbans outside are all his fellow Shandong fellows! If he uses a scheming strategy, he can be disintegrated immediately.

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The other person, Mi Zhu, does not advocate fighting hard! After all, he is the number one person on the Forbes rich list in Xuzhou. If there is a war, he will inevitably be asked to donate money and food. But don't fight. If the city is besieged, he will

All his belongings were under the sword of the rebel army...so he strongly advocated asking for reinforcements!

At this moment, Mi Zhu saw that Tao Qian and she were thinking of going together, so he said: "The princes in the world are divided into two factions - the powerful faction Gongsun Zan, Yuan Shu, and Sun Jian, and the idol faction is Yuan Shao and Cao Cao. My lord, you have some connections with Gongsun Zan, so let's settle it early.

I have joined the powerful faction by default! I am willing to go to Peking on behalf of my lord and ask Gongsun Zan to send troops to Xuzhou to jointly fight against these 300,000 Yellow Turban thieves!"

Tao Qian sighed: "Hey! Why didn't I think so? But things went counterproductive. First, Sun Jian's chrysanthemum from Jiangdong was destroyed by Sergeant Liu Biao's arrow, and then Yuan Shao defeated Gongsun Zan by poking chrysanthemum on the Jie Bridge. And recently, Liu Biao defeated Gongsun Zan.

Forced Yuan Shu away again! Alas, our allies are all losing! If I ask Gongsun Zan for help at this time, I'm afraid he won't agree!"

Mi Zhu replied with a smile: "No! The more difficult it is, the better he is at rescuing him! Xuzhou, which has already been on the decline, values ​​the lord even more! How could Gongsun Zan not help?"

Tao Qian thought about it and felt that there was no other way, so on the one hand he arranged for Zang Ba to select the best troops to meet the enemy at the right time, and on the other hand he sent Mi Zhu to prepare enough dry food and go to Peking.

...

Half a month later, Beihai.

"Report! A suspicious person has been caught!" A soldier rushed over, wiping his nose.

Kong Rong is having a good time with Zhang Han, Guan Guan, Yun'er, and Tai Shi Ci at the moment. Yes, the celebrations about the last victory are still going on...

Zhang Han couldn't drink anymore. His face turned red and he felt like vomiting! He had been drinking continuously for the past few days, and he was indebted to Yinzhi at night. The day before yesterday, Zhang Han saw a few cucumbers hidden under Yinzhi's pillow, but he couldn't bear to ask.

It's just clear.

"Oh? His whereabouts are suspicious? He will be suspicious all his life! Bring him here!" Zhang Han quickly put down his wine glass, just in time to block Guan Guan's toast.

Then a guy who was tied up "joined by flesh and blood" rolled in and kept shouting: "I am the governor of Xuzhou!"

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, these five-flowered bundles~ Brother Dinosaur, your soldiers are very good at [tying love]!" Zhang Han said with a smile.

Kong Rong looked proud: "Both material and spiritual harvests, this is the slogan of Beihai, a place where everyone can succeed!"

Guan Guan was puzzled: "Money and meat... meat... double harvest?"

Yun'er swallowed a sip of wine: "What a brilliant translation!"

At this time, the tied guy couldn't stand listening anymore and shouted: "Damn it! You guys are so stupid! I'm going to Peiping, why arrest me! Xuzhou in the south is besieged by 300,000 Yellow Turbans. The situation is very urgent.

Woolen cloth!"

Zhang Han raised his eyebrows and thought: Xuzhou? Could it be where Tao Qian stayed? Wow, maybe it was because of saving Tao Qian that Liu Bei entered Xuzhou in history, right? This is a good opportunity! If we can capture Xuzhou, then

With a large piece of land and my friendship with Cao Cao, maybe Xiao Liu no longer has to live under someone else’s roof!

After thinking about it, Zhang Han asked: "Your surname is Ma? Why should I trust you?"

The people on the ground hurriedly replied: "I am Mi Zhu, a wealthy businessman from Xuzhou!"

After hearing this, Zhang Han immediately said: "Okay! I believe you!" Then he came over to help Mi Zhu loosen his ties. Even Mi Zhu himself couldn't believe it - how could it be so easy? It seems that the world does not lack trust, but only lacks communication.

Wow! Courage!

Everyone frowned and said in unison: "Is the coldness too childish?"

Zhang Han replied while untying the rope: "Which of you can write the word Mi Zhu?"

Kong Rong - Rice Pig?

Guan Guan - honey pig?

Yuner - Mimi Cook?

Taishi Ci——...Okay, I admit that I can’t read.

Zhang Han pulled Mi Zhu up and said, "Look! It's all wrong! These two words are so difficult to write!" Then he looked at Mi Zhu and said sincerely: "If it's fake, why bother making up such a name? Just make up any one.

Isn’t that enough? For example...Zhang Fei?"

...

Inside Wang Yun's Mansion in Chang'an.

Wang Yun held a cup and congratulated Dong Zhuo: "Yun has been very familiar with astronomy since he was a child, and he has watched the Qianxiang at night. The Han family's energy has been exhausted. The merits of the Taishi have spread throughout the world. If Shun succeeded Yao, Yu would succeed Shun, which is in line with the will of heaven and people."

Dong Zhuo raised his eyebrows and replied: "How dare you look at this!"

Of course Wang Yun could see what the thief was thinking, so he continued to flatter him: "Since ancient times, the righteous have defeated the unrighteous, and the ungrateful should give way to the virtuous. Isn't it too much!"

Dong Zhuo laughed loudly: "If the destiny belongs to me, Situ will be my hero."

Wang Yun hurriedly thanked him, and then immediately ordered people to put down the curtains, wind the reeds, and ordered the Diao Chan to dance outside the curtains! The looming shadow is a man's Achilles' heel! You don't agree? Let me ask you - beautiful legs + stockings + beautiful buttocks

, are you still holding on?

Moreover, Wang Yun, a naughty old man, not only played in this kind of ****, he also played in elegance! While Diao Chan was dancing, someone else wrote poems to add to the fun - it turned out to be someone from Zhaoyang Palace.

, Jinghong whirled around in the palm of the body, just suspected of flying over the Dongting Spring. According to "Liangzhou", the lotus steps are steady, the wind is full of beautiful flowers, and the fragrance of the painting hall is warm and spring-like. The red teeth urge the swallows to fly busy, and a cloud of clouds arrives.

In the painting hall, the eyebrows are black and make the wanderer hate him, and the face is the first to break the heart of an old friend. A thousand pieces of gold cannot buy a smile, so why does the willow belt need a hundred treasures of makeup? After dancing, I secretly watched him through the curtain, not knowing who was King Xiang of Chu.

This kind of poetic sentence is completely the rhythm of giving chastity without restraint! Even if Dong Zhuo was uneducated, he could still hear it!

After dancing, Diao Chan turned into the curtain and bowed deeply.

When Dong Zhuo saw Diao Chan's beautiful color, he immediately entered Lu Bu's chaotic state before. He even put his right hand directly into his crotch and lifted it up and down while asking: "Who is this girl?"

Wang Yun was overjoyed and replied: "The singer (actually a prostitute, we keep a low profile here) is Diao Chan."

After Dong Zhuo heard this, his right hand had already entered the second round of masturbation. However, he still continued to ask: "What is the geometry of youth?"

You see, such perverted murderers can ask such literate questions in front of beautiful women! How young are you still? Why don't you ask about the function of the crotch? So please remember - the appearance of a man is fake. After taking off his clothes and fitting his body,

The performance is the truth!

Diao Chan smiled slightly: "I am only twenty-eight years old."

Dong Zhuo was overjoyed: "He is truly a man among gods and immortals!"

Wang Yun immediately started his business as a human trafficker again: "Wang Yun wants to present this girl to the Grand Master. Will he accept it before the trial?"

Dong Zhuo took Diao Chan's hand and touched it randomly. The slime on his right hand was covered with mucus: "Na! Na!"

Diao Chan felt sick for a while, but he thought of repaying the kindness of saving his love, and thought of all the people in the world, so he patiently replied: "I am very lucky to be able to serve as the Grand Master. I am willing to follow you tonight..."

Dong Zhuo thanked Wang Yun repeatedly and did not even eat the remaining food and wine. He took Diao Chan directly back to the Prime Minister's Mansion.

Seeing that the time was right, Wang Yun immediately ordered his subordinates to inform Lu Bu!

Sure enough, just a moment later, two rows of red lights illuminated the road outside Wang Yun's mansion. Lu Bu came on horseback holding a halberd. When he entered the palace, he grabbed Wang Yun's clothes and asked sternly: "Since Situ promised me Diao Chan, now what's going on?"

Are you sending it to Grand Master to tease me? Are you testing my feelings or my temper? Hey! I told you, I, Lu Bu, have a bad temper!"

Wang Yun hurriedly stopped him and replied: "General, why are you blaming me? Yesterday, the Grand Master said to me in the court hall, 'I have something to do and I will be at your house tomorrow.' So Yun prepared a small banquet and waited. While the Grand Master was drinking, he said:

'I heard that you have a daughter named Diao Chan, who has promised to be my son's first wife. I was afraid that you were not right, so I came here to beg you and to see her.' I didn't dare to disobey, so I led Diao Chan out to pay homage to my father-in-law. The Grand Master said

"Today, on a good day, I will take this girl back and marry her to the emperor." General, think about it: The grand master is here in person, how can I dare to stop her?"

Only then did Lu Bu feel that he had wrongly blamed Wang Yun, and thought that his adoptive father Dong Zhuo also had good intentions, so he said "sorry" and left. Wang Yun was left standing alone in the night, while several figures gradually appeared in Wang Yun's background.
Chapter completed!