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Chapter 58: Ice-cold business trip, triumphant singing around Xiangyang

Zhang Han brought the news and prepared some dry food. After saying more than 10,000 swear words, he headed towards Beihai.

What are you going for? Gongsun Zan just wants to find an ally to fight against Yuan Shao. Now Hebei only has Zhang Yang, the governor of Shangdang, and Kong Rong, the governor of Beihai. Of course, they both want to curry favor, so Zhang Han goes to Kong Rong to test the water first, which is considered to be a sell-off! If the sale is successful,

Now, go to Zhang Yang’s place and continue selling!

Why did Zhang Han go? Then do you think Guan Guan and Feifei are more reliable?

Where is Zhao Yun? Every day he and Liu Bei are galloping in the world of love.

...

Huang Zu's crossbowmen all looked at Huang Zu in embarrassment: "Sir... wooden... wooden arrows...!"

There is no way, the arrow has been missed, Huang Zu's crossbowmen have completely lost their fire at this moment!

But there were brave soldiers on Sun Jian's side who saw that there were no more stray arrows flying around, and they thought that their shots must have been missed! They hurriedly reported to Sun Jian!

Sun Jian got excited and got out of the bed, raising thousands of body hairs. He didn't know what he had just done in the bed. At this moment, Sun Jin drew the knife in his hand and rushed to the bow of the ship and shouted: "This is me

The plan is awesome! Brothers! Row over for me! Kill those guys on the other side! Tell them to shoot! Now it’s our turn to shoot!”

Sun Ce followed behind silently and thought: Daddy, now I know why you never bring a shield when fighting. It turns out you are thick-skinned.

After a while, Sun Jian's army landed ashore. Cheng Pu and Huang Gai divided their forces into two groups and marched directly towards Huang Zu's camp. Then Han Dang drove his troops forward again, forming a three-sided attack!

"After knocking them over, knock them all down! No killing is allowed, keep them all alive! The Lord said that he will [shoot] back!" Huang Gai shouted as he rushed! For a time, countless Jiangdong disciples rushed towards Huang Zu's army formation, completely

It’s like the Normandy landings!

Naturally, Huang Zu was defeated, abandoned Fancheng, and entered Dengcheng.

Sun Jian only captured a few scattered prisoners. He also used bows, whips, and chickens (harmony) - shooting! But it was still not enough! So he ordered Huang Gai to guard the ship, and he personally led the troops to continue the pursuit.

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Huang Zu saw that Sun Jian was determined to fight, so he directly led his troops out to meet him and set up a formation in the field. Sun Jian formed a formation and mounted his horse under the gate flag. Behind him, Sun Ce was also fully clothed and stood on his father's side with his spear drawn.

Huang Zu introduced two generals, one was Zhang Hu from Jiangxia (named domineering!), and the other was Chen Sheng from Xiangyang (named elegant!).

Huang Zu saw that there were two younger brothers beside him, but there was only one Sun Jian opposite him, who was still a minor. He felt confident for a moment and raised his whip and cursed: "Rat thief from Jiangdong, how dare you invade the realm of the Han clan! Let me show you.

The power of my fierce generals!" He ordered Zhang Hu to go into battle.

Sun Jian didn't bother to look, and just asked: "Who will challenge?"

Sun Ce kept jumping: "Me! Me!"

Sun Jian took a look and said, "Wait until you grow up a little bit!"

After hearing this, Sun Ce was dissatisfied and started to unbutton his pants. Sun Jian scratched his head: "Why is this?"

Sun Ce replied: "I'm already very big! Dad, you know! You've been giving me baths since I was a child. Do you not know how old I am?"

The crow [ah~ah~] flew by.

Han Dang had no choice but to leave the formation without answering. When Zhang Hu saw someone coming, he rushed over. Han Dang also rushed towards him with his swords! The two knights met each other and fought for more than 20 times.

No winner yet!

In fact, when talking about ancient generals dueling each other, don't think it is an easy task! It is not like in martial arts novels, where a "Hey" and a "Ha" from the other side means that a round has passed! In a real scene, both sides are riding horses.

After a period of contact, followed by a patter, it was not considered a round until the two horses separated! So in one round of duel, the weapons of the two generals were kissed at least a dozen times!

And now after fighting for more than 20 rounds, it is equivalent to kissing more than 200 times! If you kissed so many times, would you be hypoxic?

When Chen Sheng saw that Zhang Hu seemed to be lacking oxygen, he quickly flew to help!

When Sun Ce saw that he wanted to fight two against one, he did not hesitate. He mounted his horse and skipped the chanting time, but he wore trousers and skipped the chanting time. Anyway, he was very domineering! This time, Sun Ce rushed out regardless of whether his father answered or not!

However, Sun Ce is smart. After all, he is still young. If he really wants to fight with that Chen Sheng, he will definitely suffer in terms of strength. So while riding a horse and galloping, he held down the spear in his hand, drew the bow, nocked an arrow, and shot an arrow.

go!

The two armies only heard - "Oh! It hurts! I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

It turned out that Sun Ce's arrow hit Chen Sheng in the face, and Chen Sheng fell from his horse. Zhang Hu was shocked when he saw his old friend Chen Sheng fall to the ground. For a moment, all his thoughts were in despair! In the days when he will join the army in the future, who can be there at night?

Being kept in bed with her and having sex with her?

But at this time, Han Dang saw that the opponent was distracted and slashed with his knife, directly cutting off half of the tiger's head!

Seeing that Cheng Pu had gained the upper hand in front of the battle, he hurriedly mounted his horse to capture Huang Zu! Huang Zu abandoned his helmet and horses and mingled with the infantry and fled frantically for his life. Sun Jian took advantage of the situation to cover up the defeated army until they reached the Han River, and ordered Huang Gai to sail the ships into the battle.

Bohan River. This battle was so domineering!

...

Besides, Liu Biao was restless when he suddenly saw Huang Zu gathering his defeated army and returning!

"Report!~~!" Huang Zu started shouting all the way in from outside the palace: "Report to the king..."

Before he finished speaking, a man came out and kicked Huang Zu several meters away. He cursed: "You are so big! Is your lord a bandit?"

Huang Zu lay down with nosebleeds on his face and said to this man: "What the hell! Cai Hao, you are so pretentious! Do you know how powerful Sun Jian is? Now I know why he is called Sun Jian - they are really (Sun) very strong

ah!"

Kuai Liang continued to say calmly: "Now that we are newly defeated, our troops have no fighting spirit. We can only dig deep ditches and high bases to avoid their attack. However, we can secretly ask Yuan Shao for advice. This siege can be solved by ourselves."

Cai Mao replied: "Zi Rou's words are just a clumsy plan. Yuan Shao is thousands of miles away from us. Even if he agrees to come to rescue us, he will probably have to wait until Beijing successfully bids for the Olympic Games again! At this moment, the army is approaching the city.

When we reach the edge of the trench, how can we just sit back and wait for death! Although I am not talented, I would like to ask the army to leave the city for a decisive battle."

Liu Biao looked at the numbers on Cai Hao's head - 777 in force and 333 in intelligence. The two subjects combined were barely full marks. He was extremely worried, but what else could he do now? He had no choice but to agree! Cai Hao accepted the order and immediately led more than 10,000 troops.

After leaving Xiangyang City, we set up a formation on Xian Mountain.

Sun Jian led the victorious division commander and marched forward until they reached Cai Mao's formation!

Sun Jian glanced at Cai Mao opposite him, and then asked the generals around him: "This man is the brother of Liu Biao's second wife, referred to as brother-in-law! Who will capture him with me?"

Cheng Pu stood up with his iron-spine spear and took action: "We have been fighting so far, but we haven't accomplished any meritorious deeds yet! Now I am willing to capture that brother-in-law, so that my lord's night-time revenge will be even more glorious!"

Then Cheng Pu Pegasus went out to fight with Cai Hao and entered a duel again.

Speaking of the battles of the ancients, it was also extremely interesting. Every time the two sides fought, the generals would come forward to challenge each other first. Then, after winning the battle, one side's morale would increase greatly, while the other side would die down. And then?

Got it!

However, from another perspective, this method is fair and reasonable! After all, one soldier has a raging army, and a den of raging generals! If the boss is a waste and will be defeated in every battle, how can you ask the soldiers around you to fight bravely to kill the enemy? In fact, this is

The principle of fighting in groups is the same as that of the Bewildered Boys! If the boss doesn't rush out with a watermelon knife, naturally the younger ones behind him won't really fight for it.

But sometimes these theories may not be useful. For example, if Mao Zedong and Chiang Kai-shek could have a good fight to decide the outcome, the founding of the People's Republic of China might be brought forward a few years.

Cheng Pu and Cai Mao fought less than a few times, and Cai Mao was defeated. In fact, considering that the generals under Liu Biao were really weak! From the beginning of the decisive battle to now, the generals have been dueled several times, and none of them can win!

OK, continue with the old routine, and the morale of the winning side is greatly increased, so... Sun Jian drives the army and kills Cai Mao's troops on the opposite side, leaving corpses everywhere, and Cai Mao flees into Xiangyang.

Sun Jian ordered Sun Ce to provoke him at the city gate for several days with his fair and beautiful buttocks, but Liu Biao did not come out of the city to fight, so he divided his troops on all sides and surrounded Xiangyang with water!

The siege of the city was going on, and every day was uneventful. One day, a strong wind blew up and broke the flagpole of Sun Jianzhong's military commander.

Han Dang was shocked: "This is not a good omen. It's a temporary warning."

Han Dang's performance once again proves that if you want to be a successful person, you can't just have a craft. For example, Han Dang can not only fight, but also tell fortunes. What matters these days is comprehensive strength!

Which kind of person is the most popular? Among civil servants, you have the best martial arts, and among military officers, you have the best eloquence! So, do you understand why Zhang Han is sought after by Cao Cao and Sun Jian? Your overall quality is high! You can pay for a girl to come.

Accompanying me, I suddenly discovered that the lady’s massage skills are not bad. It’s strange that this kind of lady is not half-red!

However, Sun Jian did not take this trick this time: "I have won many battles, and I can only take Xiangyang in one day or another. How can I stop the army suddenly because the wind breaks the flag pole?" Sun Jian not only did not listen to Han Dang's analysis, but instead attacked the city more and more.

Urgent.

There are people with high overall quality not only in Sun Jian, but also in Liu Biao. But obviously Liu Biao's quality is higher! Because he not only knows fortune telling, but also understands astronomy! You can now look at the weather forecast to know whether the weather will be suitable in the next few days.

When traveling or drying clothes, I feel that the impact is very small, but before 1800, if you knew astronomy, it would be a big deal! What's more, the magician next to Liu Biao not only knew astronomy, he could also talk nonsense about astronomy and destiny.

, it’s really amazing!

Kuai Liang said to Liu Biao: "One night when I was watching the sky, I saw a general whose star was about to fall. To judge him, he should be with Sun Jian. My lord, please write to Yuan Shao as soon as possible to ask for his help."

Liu Biao had long regretted Cai Mao's pretense and lost his troops. Now Kuai Liang continued to give advice, how could he not listen? So he hurriedly wrote a book, and then ordered a man named Lu Gong (nicknamed Lu Dadan) to break out and deliver the message!

When Lu Gong heard that he was asked to break out of the encirclement and deliver the message, he changed more than three hundred diapers. At this moment, his face burst into tears. He pulled out his sword and carved the word "miserable" on his thigh and said: "You will definitely die if you go here. If you find me, you will die."

My corpse, if you recognize me by this word, bury me alive!"
Chapter completed!
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