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Chapter 57: Holiday in Hebei, Sun Jian crossed the river to kill Liu Biao

But it was said that after Yuan Shao and Gongsun Zan broke up, they each returned to the city. But then Youzhou Shepherd Liu Yu was worried that he would be involved in the fight between Yuan Shao and Gongsun Zan, so he abandoned his territory and immigrated to Beitou as a minority! This made Yuan Shao happy.

It was broken, so Yuan Shao followed the advice of his counselor Tian Feng and hurriedly sent people to Youzhou at night. It took almost only one day to control the situation in Youzhou! So far, Yuan Shao had captured Ji and Youzhou without any bloodshed.

The power of time is greatly increased!

Besides, Gongsun Zan returned to Peiping and wanted to reorganize his army and fight Yuan Shao again, but now that the situation was declining, he really couldn't act rashly, so he gave up the idea of ​​sending troops and played with Han Beiyu Feiyun and others all day long.

Here comes Ludo!

There is finally a sense of peace in the north!

Although the North is peaceful, the atmosphere in the South is tense!

After the alliance broke up, Yuan Shu led his troops back to his fiefdom - Nanyang. When he heard that his brother Yuan Shao had captured Ji and Youzhou, he immediately sent envoys to ask for thousands of horses. Although Yuan Shao was good-looking, he was not willing to take meat like this.

He wouldn't be stupid enough to do it if he hit the dog with a steamed bun! What's more, Yuan Shu and he are half-mothers, so they are not that close. In addition, when he was a child, Yuan Shu often put chili oil on his underwear. Now I think about it.

I still feel some excruciating pain when I wake up, so there is no need to agree at all!

Yuan Shu failed to beg for food. He sent an envoy to Jingzhou to ask Liu Biao to borrow 200,000 grains! In fact, if Yuan Shu borrowed less, maybe Liu Biao would agree, but you have to borrow 200,000 yuan in one go.

How hungry are you? After counting on his fingers for two days and two nights, Liu Biao slapped the table and cursed: "I'm going to get out of here, this guy is asking for ten years of food in Jingzhou!" Of course he won't give it!

Yuan Shu was angry and resentful. If he didn't give it away, then I would take it! On that day, he secretly sent a letter to Sun Jian, agreeing to jointly attack Liu Biao!

Speaking of Sun Jian, he almost died last time due to Liu Biao's plan, but this time he returned to Changsha with half his life. As soon as he got home, he entered the room and started to retreat alone - Qiang Nu~, of course, this is the abbreviation, the full name is [

Obsessive effort syndrome].

Every morning before breakfast, you must make a resolution - swear to kill Liu Biao!

Before lunch, I made another resolution - thank those people who once looked down on me! I vow to kill Liu Biao!

When I was making love with my wife at night, I immediately continued my resolution - vow to kill Liu Biao!

But now, Yuan Shu's envoy has arrived in front of Sun Jian!

Sun Jian frowned and replied: "Are you sent by Yuan Shu? Well, drag him out and behead him!" After all, when they jointly attacked Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shu deliberately refused to distribute food and grass, which led to Sun Jian's disastrous defeat. This kind of hatred has not dissipated even now.

Go! So Sun Jian didn't even bother to ask, and just ordered him to be killed!

Cheng Pu hurriedly stopped him: "General, no! If the two countries are fighting, we will not kill the envoy! What's more, this is not an envoy from the enemy country!"

Sun Jian became irritated: "It's all shit anyway! Do I care whether he is an enemy or a friend?"

Huang Gai and Han Dang knelt down and begged for mercy. Sun Jian had no choice but to sigh and said, "Then castrate him! The castrated things should also be returned to Yuan Shu!"

Opening the bamboo letter sent by Yuan Shu, Huang Gai helped Sun Jian read it:

The former Liu Biao intercepted the road, which was my brother Benchu's plan. Now Benchu ​​privately discussed with Biao to attack Jiangdong. The Duke can quickly mobilize troops to attack Liu Biao, and I will take Benchu ​​for the Duke, and the two enemies can be revenged. The Duke takes Jingzhou, and I take Jizhou.

, don’t make a mistake

Cheng Pu expressed his opinion and said: "Yuan Shu is very deceitful. He is a scumbag in the first place. He cannot be trusted! It is like a treacherous man asking a general to go to a brothel with him. After he is satisfied, the settlement will definitely be handed over to him.

You did it!"

Sun Jian glanced at him and replied disdainfully: "I want revenge, how can I ask for help from Yuan Shu? Furthermore, when have I ever paid when I went to a brothel? I didn't pay before, I won't pay now, and I won't pay in the future!"

f3 replied in unison with shame: "The general is domineering!"

Within a few days, Sun Jian sent Huang Gai to the river to arrange warships, load more weapons and provisions, and load warhorses into the big ships, so as to mobilize the army.

I will make detailed explorations in the river and report to Liu Biao.

Liu Biao was shocked and hurriedly gathered the civil and military officers to discuss. He said worriedly: "I couldn't blow up all the chrysanthemums of Sun Jian in the past! Now that his army has come to fight, what can I do?"

Seeing that there was no one to relieve his worries, Kuai Liang stepped forward and replied calmly: "Don't worry. You can order Huang Zu's troops to lead Jiangxia's troops as the vanguard, and your lord to lead Jingxiang's troops as reinforcements. Sun Jian came across rivers and lakes, An Neng can use force.

?Hit Jiangdong’s balls with random arrows!”

In fact, this method of defending against enemies is very general on the surface, but it actually has rich connotations! Jingzhou and Changsha are both water towns! Waterways are the most convenient way to travel between each other! If you forcefully travel by land, there will be a lot of swamps and hills, which will definitely delay the fighter plane.

! What's more important is that there are many rainforests, and the army traveling in such areas for a long time can easily cause plague! And there are many gays and lesbians in the army. Once one gets sick, it will spread to ten and hundreds, and in the end

It will make an army collapse before fighting! This is the same as when Lao Wang's wife caught a cold and the whole village got cold.

So since it is by water, there are many ways to deal with it, such as direct combat on the water! Arrange a large warship to have a head-on conflict with Sun Jian! But Kuai Liang is self-aware! With Liu Biao's combat power, if it really comes to water combat, he will definitely

You won’t lose—but you will lose miserably!

Now Kuai Liang plans to have Huang Zu lie down along the river. When Sun Jian arrives, thousands of arrows will be fired! No matter how powerful your Jiangdong warrior is in fighting, you will never be able to resist the arrows flying from the other side unless you are Ultraman.

!

Liu Biao readily agreed and immediately ordered Huang Zu to prepare archers for an ambush, and then he raised a large army.

Sun Jian's battle this time was huge! He brought out his entire family! Sun Jian's wife, Mrs. Wu, was definitely a glorious mother! She had four sons in her life:

The eldest son Sun Ce, named Bo Fu!

The second son, Sun Quan, also named Zhongmou!

The third son, Sun Yi, also named Shubi!

The fourth son, Sun Kuang, also named Ji Zuo!

As for Sun Jian, he was still not satisfied. He felt that sisters were the best! So he hooked up with Mrs. Wu's sister, married her as his second wife, and gave birth to a son named Sun Lang, also named Good Morning! (Look at this name, how polite it is)

!)

At this point, Sun Jian already had five sons! But he was not satisfied yet. He felt that children and grandchildren could only be worth tens of thousands or eight thousand! So he married the Yu family and gave birth to a son named Sun Shao, whose courtesy name was Gongli!

In this battle, Sun Jian brought all six of his sons, regardless of whether they were adults or minors, into the tent, probably just to gain some experience or something. It would be great to have a large one with a copy!

At the same time, Sun Jian also brought his younger brother with him! Sun Jian's younger brother's name was Jing and his courtesy name was Youtai.

Look at how big the Jiang Dongsun family is. Although there are only less than ten people in this generation, if there is another generation, there will be thousands of grandchildren! Isn't Sun Jian afraid that his descendants will not be able to find a wife?

To sum it up in one sentence - I wish all lovers in the world to be brothers and sisters.

When Sun Jian was about to leave, his younger brother Sun Jing led the disciples to worship in front of the horse and admonished: "Now Dong Zhuo is in power, the emperor is cowardly, and the sea is in chaos, each one dominates one side. There is peace in the east of the river, and it is inappropriate to raise a large army out of a small hatred.

It's appropriate. I hope you will know more about it."

Sun Jian glared angrily: "Brother, don't say too much. I am going to conquer the world. How can I not avenge my enemies?"

When two brothers have a dispute, if the younger one dares to show up, it proves that the younger one will be a naughty kid when he grows up! Why? Because there is no distinction between elder and younger! Because they don’t understand - children should not interrupt when adults are talking.

reason!

But there happened to be such a naughty kid who was about to show up. At this time, a young man suddenly appeared. This young man had a pair of sword eyebrows and skin like snow. He was quite handsome! In terms of body shape, he also completely met the golden section.

The ratio seems to be that he was born to go to Korea to film idol dramas!

That's right, it's Sun Ce, the eldest son of Sun Jian!

Sun Ce said to his uncle Sun Jing: "Uncle! If someone whips us, if we don't whip it back, won't people think we are easy to bully? In my opinion, if someone whips us once, I will give him a hundred whippings!

A thousand lashes!”

Then he turned to Sun Jian and said, "If my father is determined to go, my son is willing to be a pioneer!"

Sun Jian slapped him in the face: "No matter how big or small, it's your turn to speak here? When you were a child, your uncle even changed your diapers for you. What qualifications do you have to be wordy here?" At this point, he turned to look.

Sun Jing: "But, what this kid is talking about is reasonable, isn't it?"

Sun Jing knew that the father and son were singing a double act in front of her, and she knew that she could not change her brother's mind, so she said nothing more.

Then Sun Jian led many troops and rushed towards Fancheng!

Seeing Sun Jian's warships all approaching the shore, Huang Zu finally took his hands out of his crotch and said: "Hmph, firing thousands of arrows like this will let the people from Jiangdong know that we Jingzhou people are very talented in [shooting].

of!"

Then Huang Zu gave an order - the crossbowmen who were ambushing by the river appeared together, fired thousands of arrows, and swept the river with a force that covered the sky and closed the sun, and hit Sun Jian!

Sun Ce quickly ordered the soldiers to hide in the warship, and then asked Sun Jian anxiously: "Father, there is a constant rain of arrows outside, what should we do?"

Sun Jian was actually very depressed and replied: "What the hell, it's so fierce! It's coming before it even reaches the shore! Let's do this, order the warship to row back! Once out of range, charge again!"

When Huang Zu saw Sun Jian retreating, he burst into laughter: "What do I think I am capable of, other than running away?" Just a moment later, he saw Sun Jian's warship on the river coming towards him again!

Huang Zu was not worried and continued to order the crossbowmen to respond with volleys of fire!

Sun Ce was anxious: "Father, there are still rains of arrows outside, what should we do?"

Sun Jian replied irritably: "If you can't make it through, just retreat! Just ask for help!"

So, Sun Jian landed on the shore and shot back. Then he landed on the shore and shot back again! After dozens of times...

Sun Ce was sleeping in the corner and yawned and said lazily: "Dad, there are constant rain of arrows outside, what should I do?"

Sun Jian buried his head in the quilt: "Get out of the range first! Don't tell me next time, I'm trapped!"

...

Sun Jian approached the shore and shot back. Then he made a landing again and shot back again! After dozens of times...
Chapter completed!
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