The five-day deadline for electing the emperor has come, and half of the princes in the world gathered in Luoyang. Everyone sat around the banquet, eating, drinking, chatting, and peeing. It seemed peaceful, but in fact, they were just waiting for Dong Zhuo to speak.

"Hanhan Oppa, how many limbs do you think a human has?" Xiaoliu asked Zhang Han coquettishly, while the two beautiful lumps on his chest kept coming from behind.

Zhang Han frowned: "Fourth female, fifth male!"

Xiaoliu smiled mischievously: "What about when men and women unite?"

Zhang Han stared: "It's hard for me! Eight limbs?"

"wrong!"

"Nine limbs?"

"That's not right! It's eight limbs, eight and a half limbs! Eight limbs, eight and a half limbs!" Xiao Liu burst into laughter after saying this.

Guan Guan couldn't stand listening anymore and said to Xiaoliu: "Nonsense! I know Brother Bingliang, he never has eight limbs, eight and a half! He has eight limbs, nine limbs! Eight limbs, nine limbs!"

Zhang Han spurted a sip of wine from his mouth: "Damn, Damn, why are you so stupid? The truth is exactly what you said. But it's easy for people to misunderstand us as lesbians if you explain it, okay? Please do it in the future.

Is it okay for you to stand up again when someone asks Feifei such a question?"

Liu Bei interjected: "Feifei has no time!"

Everyone looked for him and found that Feifei was discussing among a group of palace ladies who was the most handsome among the princes in the world.

For a moment, Li Ru signaled for silence in front of the rostrum, and the chatter in the audience gradually faded away. Dong Zhuo struggled to get out of the chair with all his body fat, and after scanning the crowd, he slowly said: "A few days ago, I led a team to the capital to escort them, but when I didn't want to, I was in the capital.

I met the emperor by chance outside! This was God’s arrangement, so I will protect the emperor until today!”

Having said this, Dong Zhuo picked up his wine glass and walked around the venue. No one dared to say a word!

If you ask why Dong Zhuo can command the heroes? It’s a long story! But the long story is short! So I’m too lazy to say a short story, so I’ll summarize it - Dong Zhuo brought an army of ten thousand and was planning to enter the capital to rebel, but he happened to run into Liu Bian and Liu Bian.

Association, so he directly took the emperor into Luoyang in good faith. Then he accepted Yuan Shao in the name of protecting the emperor. All Cao Cao's troops and horses increased greatly!

Seeing that everyone was praising him to death, Dong Zhuo got carried away and said loudly: "However, when we were counting the treasures in the palace, we found that the imperial seal was missing!"

As a result, Liu Bei in the audience raised his voice and asked: "Isn't the jade seal just a broken seal of the emperor? What other uses does it have? I'm so anxious! As for calling us all over? Do you know that my plain sow

They are about to give birth, and it’s time for chickens, ducks, fish, etc. to call spring. These days are very critical, okay? If my plain GDP doesn’t come up, are you responsible?”

Just as Liu Bei finished speaking, he saw a few flashes of cold light around him, and then he realized that his neck was instantly filled with swords and axes. Liu Bei glanced at it a few times, and said solemnly: "Isn't it just a few thousand livestock? A good official like me,

When I went out, I arranged midwives for the sows one by one. As for the chickens, ducks, fish, etc., I had already caught their boyfriends and agreed to meet again on Valentine's Day in a few days. Why would I?

Doing this? The reason is very simple. I have admired Lord Dong Zhuo for a long time. I have been looking forward to meeting him until my hair turned white. No, my hair turned white! In fact, I have always wanted to be Lord Dong's godson! Oh, accept me.

Bar!"

I saw the wine glasses falling from the hands of the princes and the pieces of meat falling to the ground. They all thought in their hearts: What a shameless thing.

Even Zhang Han couldn't stand it anymore, so he tapped Liu Bei's back a few times and said softly: "That's almost it. It's already disgusting."

Dong Zhuo was very satisfied and continued: "This jade seal is not only a symbol of the country, whoever owns it is an emperor! And the owner can trigger the attribute of intelligence +999!"

Zhang Han thought to himself: Damn! It turns out that the upper limit of the attributes here is 999, which belongs to my sister. Thinking about it, Zhang Jiao, the former president of the Yellow Turban Troupe, with a halo attribute of 99, was completely useless! No wonder he was killed so easily.

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As a result, at this time, a hero came out. The man's surname was Gongsun, and his given name was Zan. He said loudly: "Master Dong Zhuo has mouth cancer? After talking for a long time, the heroes in the world did not understand what the fart you are about to fart? Hurry up and fart,

OK?"

Gongsun Zan was actually a second-generation rich man, but because his mother was from a humble background, he only served as the chief minister of Liaodong when he grew up. Once, Gongsun Zan went out to patrol the pass with dozens of cavalry. When he saw hundreds of Xianbei cavalry, Gongsun Zan retreated.

When he arrived at Kongting, he told the accompanying team: "If you don't take the initiative to attack, you will be killed." So he held a spear and rode his horse into the Xianbei team, killing dozens of people and losing more than half of them. The Xianbei people took this as a warning.

Don't dare to cross the barrier easily again.

During the Yellow Turban Rebellion, the Qingzhou Yellow Turban Army attacked Bohai and gathered 300,000 people. Gongsun Zan led 20,000 infantry and cavalry to defeat the Qingzhou Yellow Turban Army and beheaded more than 30,000 people. The Qingzhou Yellow Turban Army abandoned their baggage and rushed across the river. Gongsun Zan waited for them to attack when they were halfway across.

, once again defeated the Yellow Turban Army, with tens of thousands dead, more than 70,000 prisoners, countless chariots, armor and property. In addition, Gongsun Zan often rode white horses with dozens of people around him who were good at riding and shooting, and they were each other's left and right wings. From then on, he became a master of the world.

Give him the nickname "White Horse Yicong"

Dong Zhuo glared angrily, only to find that the speaker was none other than Gongsun Zan, the Governor-General of Northeast China. Since Gongsun Zan had many soldiers and horses, Dong Zhuo did not attack, but continued: "The missing jade seal is God's will! It indicates that the emperor is incompetent today! My son and I

I have been with Emperor Liu Bian for a few days, and found that he is weak in terms of experience, appearance, and singing skills. I want to depose the emperor, what should I do?"

Zhang Han roared: "Damn it, my sister! How do you choose the emperor based on experience, appearance, and singing skills? Why don't you mention the level of dancing!"

Li Ru, Dong Zhuo's counselor, happened to answer: "Yes, it is even worse when it comes to dancing! The young ruler of the current court is incompetent. If we don't act now, things will change later. This is for the sake of the country!"

Sun Jian, the leader of the Jiangdong delegation, stood up and said, "According to Lord Dong Zhuo's wishes, who would be better?" Although Sun Jian asked, his hand was already touching his sword. If Dong Zhuo really wanted to depose the emperor, Sun Jian decided to kill the traitor with one sword.

inverse!

But at this moment, a person on the table overturned the table and stood up to leave, cursing as he walked: "Dong Zhuo, who are you? What level are you at? Did you change your job? Did you wear purple clothes all over your body? Do you have an orange staff? Damn it.

There is no such thing, and I just came to Luoyang, and my dkp is only 0. It’s my first team copy today, and you have to destroy the emperor and distribute equipment by yourself? Damn it! I’m offline and won’t play anymore!”

Sun Jian, Gongsun Zan and others saw that someone had already taken the lead, so they didn't say much and just watched the changes.

Dong Zhuo looked around and saw that it was Ding Yuan, the governor of Jingzhou, who was speaking!

But Ding Yuan was not that strong. Dong Zhuo finally found a soft persimmon. He immediately recharged 1 yuan, bought a loudspeaker and shouted: "Those who follow me live, those who go against me die!" After shouting, he drew his sword.

He came to kill Ding Yuan.

At this time, Li Ru saw a person flashing out from behind Ding Yuan, with a majestic and majestic appearance, holding Fang Tian's painted halberd, and glared at him angrily.

Li Ru hurriedly leaned into Dong Zhuo's ear and whispered: "Don't talk about state affairs in the banquet today; it will not be too late to discuss it tomorrow... Sir, there are experts present! Don't act rashly! The person behind Ding Yuan is

The God of War who was nicknamed by people and ridden all over the world and exploded the world's chrysanthemums! Dong Zhuo then sat down angrily.

At this time, Zhang Han was also worried that if a fight broke out at the scene, Liu, Guan, and Zhang would definitely suffer from their poor kung fu, so he quickly took Liu Bei and rushed to Ding Yuan to persuade him, so this

The emperor-elect meeting broke up unhappy!

Seeing that everyone was leaving, Dong Zhuo asked his men: "Who is this?"

Li Ru replied: "This is Ding Yuanyi'er: his surname is Lu, his given name is Bu, and his given name is Fengxian. This is just his current life! His later name was Lu Ziqiao. It is said that he was also very popular in the TV series more than 1800 years later! Let's put it this way

, he is both a powerful faction and an idol faction! So the lord has to avoid him when he sees him!."

Dong Zhuo laughed and said: "I have so many powerful generals, why are I afraid of him being a reckless man in this life and an actor in the next?"

At this time, the counselor stood up and said: "No, I heard that Lu Bu's anus does not distinguish between men and women, and his attacks are extremely cruel. Na Ding originally lived in Jingzhou for a long time, and logically he has strong soldiers and horses, so he should be very powerful. But since Lu Bu helped him,

All the people in Jingzhou, old, weak, sick and disabled, men and women, young and old, were all affected by the disease! And later it got to the point where horses, cattle, pigs and dogs were also infected! The ferocity of the attack is evident!"

It turned out that the person who spoke was the counselor Li Su.

Dong Zhuo wondered: "Why do you know so well?"

Li Su took off his pants and exposed his rear body, instantly stunning the audience!

Li Ru pinched his beard and said with a smile: "It seems that my lord's good fortune has come!

Dong Zhuo was puzzled: "Hey, my anus has been dug like this, how can it be used for hair? How can I be so lucky?"
Chapter completed!