In the dark night, a group of people marched hurriedly. It was Zhang Rang and Duan Gui who were leading the young emperor Liu Bian and Chen Liu Wang Liu Xie!

"Master Zhang, I'm hungry!" the young emperor said softly to Zhang Rang.

Zhang Rang became angry when he heard this: "I'm so hungry! How old are you? Besides, in this barren mountain and wilderness, where can you get enough to eat?"

The soldiers were embarrassed and looked at Zhang Rang. Zhang Rang also felt that he had made a mistake. After all, he was the emperor of the Han Dynasty in front of him, how could he be so rude? It was just that he had been with the Han Ling Emperor for a long time, and now he was replaced by a young boy.

, Zhang Rang is not used to it yet.

So he changed his words and said: "Well, the young emperor will wait until he is in a safe place and then serve him at a banquet of Manchu and Han Dynasties!"

After hearing this, King Chenliu frowned. Although Liu Xie was young, he replied: "The emperor is already ten years old, and you still treat him as a three-year-old child? A full banquet between Manchu and Han Dynasty? Didn't it only happen more than a thousand years ago?"

Zhang Rang was shocked and thought: I just made up a line randomly!

Liu Xie said to the civil servants around him: "But this name is really good. Record it and pass it on."

Chenliu King Liu Xie kept talking, but the young emperor Liu Bian timidly stayed aside. Although they were all children, a discerning person could tell the strength and weakness at a glance.

At this moment, a loud voice came from the rear of the army: "Stop leaving the traitors! Where is the Emperor!" It turned out that the pursuing army sent by Cao Cao had followed. The leading general was named Mingong. He was loyal and loyal.

They are the flowers of the motherland. Now that the country is in trouble and the emperor is robbed, of course it is time for his chrysanthemums to bloom.

When Zhang Rang saw that his pursuers had arrived, how could he be his opponent with the few men he had? He might as well have committed suicide by drowning himself in the river!

Although the Young Emperor and King Chenliu knew that someone was chasing them, the situation was chaotic and they couldn't tell whether it was helping them or harming them, so they hid in the grass by the river and did not dare to raise their voices.

"Ouch! The grass is so tall! It's piercing your butt!" Liu Xie said softly to Liu Bian.

But he saw that Liu Bian was also being pricked by grass, but his expression seemed very comfortable.

"My father loves grass, so I love it too!" Liu Bian closed his eyes and enjoyed it to the fullest. Rass, okay? If you are so stupid again, I will pull off your pussy and say you are Duan Gui's son!

"

Liu Bian wondered: "Eunuchs also have sons? Besides, even if they do, why can't they be normal people? Do they have to be immoral people?"

Liu Xie rolled his eyes at him - what kind of horse is this?

Liu Bian - Horse

Liu Xie——What kind of chicken is there?

Liu Bian - Chicken

Liu Xie——What kind of eunuch is born?

Liu Bian—eunuch? Oh! That’s it! My brother is so knowledgeable and talented, I admire him!

Besides, Mingong searched everywhere but could not find the whereabouts of the emperor, so he marched forward again.

Seeing that the army had dispersed, Liu Xie turned to look at Liu Bian, but saw that the other person's expression was painful and miserable, so he quickly asked: "Is this the emperor's brother?"

Liu Bian replied: "In a moment of excitement, I picked a few water plants and tied them into knots to tie them up, but they were tied too tightly. Now I can't untie the knots and it's hard to breathe!"

At this moment, a person on the shore heard something moving by the water and asked, "Who is it?"

The emperor saw that he had been noticed, so he walked ashore. A passerby asked: "Whose son are these two young men?"

Liu Bian suddenly remembered his father's previous teaching - if a stranger Shu Li asks, he must have bad intentions. He either wants to blow your ass or your father's, so don't answer!

So he kept silent.

Liu Xie saw that Liu Bian's face had turned green from suffocation, and he expected that his blood would not flow smoothly. If he became a vegetative state, what would the big man do in the future? So he pointed to Liu Bian and said to passers-by: "This is the current emperor, who is being treated by the ten constant servants."

During the chaos, I fled here. I am the emperor’s brother, King Chenliu.”

After hearing this, the passerby raised the corner of his mouth slightly, then put his right hand into his crotch. After a while of confusion, he knelt down first and then bowed and said: "I first pay homage to Cui Yi, the younger brother of Situ Cui Lie. Because I saw that Shi Chang was jealous of officials and was jealous of talents, so I

Hidden here.”

Liu Bian didn't quite believe it and asked: "I don't care about your identity for the moment, why did you put your hand into your crotch?"

Cui Yi replied: "Your Majesty, you are still young and don't understand the human nature of some people. Because I suddenly encountered the Emperor and King Chenliu in this wilderness, I couldn't believe it for a moment, so I put my hand into my crotch and thought. As the saying goes,

Men - they are devils who think in their lower bodies!"

Liu Bian was too lazy to pay attention to him: "Do you have food at home?"

Cui Yi replied: "Spicy and crispy chicken drumstick, this is our signature! Old Beijing Mexican chicken roll, it took me a long time to imitate the Luoyang taste! Orleans grilled chicken drumstick, pastoral crispy chicken drumstick, cod

The burgers are also good! Original chicken, spicy chicken wings, Orleans grilled wings, popcorn popcorn, Colonel chicken nuggets, Portuguese egg tarts, mango egg tarts, corn salad, mashed potatoes, everything is available!”

Liu Bian swallowed his saliva: "Is there a McDonald's?"

.....

Half a month later.

Inside Zhang Han's house in Pingyuan Mansion.

Zhang Han has been in a panic recently. He is not as good as Feifei in training, not as good as Guanguan in governance, and is no match for Liu Bei even in Landlord. He feels extremely empty for a while.

"I'm going to eat every day when I wake up, poop after eating, eat after pooping, and continue to poop after eating, endlessly until I fall asleep. I need a TV but not a TV, and I need a computer but not a computer. How did the ancients survive this?

ah?"

At this moment, there was a slight knock on the door.

When Zhang Han opened the door, he felt a wave of fragrance sweeping in, causing his hormone secretion to exceed the standard in an instant!

"This, this, this... I said, Xiao Liu, why are you coming to see me in the middle of the night?" Zhang Han asked.

Xiaoliu replied shyly: "Brother Bingliang, why don't you invite others to come in?"

Zhang Han then thought about it and replied firmly: "No! It was you who came to see me in the middle of the night last time, and I found out that it was you who made a bet with Guan Guan and Feifei, which caused me to lose face. Such stupid things,

I won’t do it again!”

Xiaoliu replied depressedly: "No, today, I came here specially to see you. Let me in quickly, it's very cold outside."

Zhang Han looked up and down: "I'll go, will it not be cold? In this kind of weather, you actually wear a three-point style and go out? It's hard for anyone to believe that you are a woman from a good family!"

Xiao Liu smiled charmingly: "I hate it!" After saying that, he walked towards the door, but I don't know whether he really crossed the threshold or did it intentionally, but he stumbled straight into Zhang Han's arms!

Zhang Han knew that this was a beauty trap. He was a gentleman, how could he fall into the trap so easily?

So, Zhang Han stabilized his body and hugged Xiaoliu...

"Brother Bingliang, actually I've always liked you! I've liked you since the first time I saw you!" Xiaoliu said coquettishly.

"Yes, yes! Actually, me too! The first time I saw you, I already wanted to fuck you! Bah! No! I just want to take care of you!" Zhang Han replied with a silly smile.

Xiao Liu coquettishly replied: "You're bad~ I recently learned a trick called Five-Star Lighting, Brother Bingliang, do you want to try it?"

Zhang Han couldn't stop his nosebleed and suddenly asked, "Five stars? We are connected with four hands and four feet. It's only four stars. What is the direction of the fifth star?"

Xiaoliu rolled on the bed: "Don't you have to trouble me to explore on your own?"

Zhang Han cupped his fists and said, "Sister, I, Zhang Bingliang, am sorry for you today! If I fail you in the future, Liu, Guan, and Zhang will definitely die a good death! I'm here!" After that, he rushed to the bed.

Gone inside.

Besides, Liu Bei next door was already asleep, but he was woken up by the "creak" and "creak" sounds in Zhang Han's room.

"I'll go! Brother Xian is really a hero among men, yet he's so lonely! Isn't it just a physiological need? Why ask Feifei to find out? I'm more comfortable on my own than Feifei, right?" After saying that, he covered himself with the quilt and prepared to continue falling asleep.

.

But the noise next door was too loud, and it kept coming and going. Liu Bei couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up, lit some wax, and pulled out a painting from the drawer. He saw a beautiful woman on the top and the three characters "Lin Xiling" below.

"Since I can't sleep and just listen to the noise, why not go find the fairy sister for a while!" After that, Liu Bei took off his pants and started to work.

Three hours later.

Liu Bei's face was full of tears, and he said miserably: "Nima, it's been so long, can you finally finish Bingliang? My skin is all broken!"

The next day.

Guan Guan ran quickly and saw Liu Bei drying his clothes, but there were blood stains on his pants! Guan Guan asked strangely: "Brother's quantity is a little too big!"

Liu Bei replied: "Danny mother! This unloyalty guy Bing Liang hangs out with Fei Fei next door all day long, and the mountain roars and the tsunami never stops. How can you put me, a person in this mortal world, through? As the saying goes, wealth cannot be achieved.

You slut, go to hell”

Guan Guan replied strangely: "But Feifei was with me the whole time last night?"

Liu Bei squinted: "With you? No way?"

Guan Guanzhengyi replied: "Absolutely. Feifei also complimented me on my perky butt and firm chest muscles!"

Liu Bei touched his forehead: "Okay, stop talking. What do you want from me?"
Chapter completed!