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Chapter 141 Losing the City and Shame

Feifei leads the elite horses galloping around him, and has no intention of nostalgia for those moonlight scenery on the night road! Although Feifei's ideal is to be hugged tightly by Guan Guan on a beautiful moonlit night, and then gently

Tell Guan Guan: "I do!" But the current situation is really not suitable for fantasizing so much. If he is caught up, his life will be lost!

Feifei had only been riding for a while when he felt that his physical strength was a little too much. As he continued to pat the horse and sprint, he asked the guard at the side: "Last night, I lost 18 pounds in a dream! Logically speaking, what you think about every day is what you think about at night.

Dream, why is it so difficult to ride a horse tonight?"

The guard replied: "General! Dreams are usually the opposite of reality."

Feifei was thoughtful and seemed to understand something: "Oh! I understand! What you mean is that I gained 18 pounds!"

"No, you will gain 81 pounds!" the guard replied straightforwardly.

Feifei slapped her ass and accelerated, and then thought to herself: Damn it, wait until it's safe, let's see if I don't destroy your anus!

But at this time, Cao Bao behind him led hundreds of people to chase him. In addition, the horses he was riding were all Feifei's selected breeds in the past. Naturally, they were faster than Feifei! After a while, Feifei heard Cao Bao behind him.

The sound of pursuit!

"Oh no, Lu Bu doesn't even dare to chase you, how dare you come? I really want to kill you!" Feifei didn't continue to run for his life, but turned his horse's head and rushed towards Cao Bao alone! Only the eighteen cavalrymen around him were left inexplicably.

Looking at it, I don’t know whether I should go or stay!

Cao Bao suddenly heard the howling of ghosts and wolves in front of him. In addition, the moonlight was dim and there was no light everywhere. He only saw a pair of teeth flying over in the air!

How could Cao Bao be stimulated like this? He hurriedly prepared to escape, thinking that he had encountered a ghost, but it was too late!

At this moment, Feifei was already in front of him. After only three battles, Cao Bao was hit by a knife and fell off his horse!

Fei rushed to hold a spear across Cao Bao's neck and was about to stab him. Cao Bao quickly knelt down and shouted: "Hero, spare your life! Hero, spare your life! My level is low. Even if you kill me, you won't gain much experience! Why don't you let me go back to fight?"

Defeat the mobs, and when your level is high, I'll give it to you again!"

Feifei put away the snake spear and swept across Cao Bao's soldiers in front of him. All the soldiers were former Xuzhou soldiers. Now that he saw the former third leader, naturally no one dared to come up and stop him.

"I'll give you a chance! Even if you say something, if you can convince me, I'll let you go!" Feifei said proudly.

Cao Bao was soaked to the skin with sweat on his upper body and urine on his lower body. He was almost out of his mind at the moment, but seeing that there was still a glimmer of hope, he thought hard!

Suddenly, Cao Bao raised his head: "Flying General! In fact, you look like my first love!"

After hearing this sentence, Feifei felt her whole body and soul shake!

So touching! There is still true love in this world!

At such a critical moment, at such a young age, Cao Bao can still remember his first love?

Feifei Yizhen's compassion rose: "Really? Then why did you break up?"

"My mother doesn't approve of me being gay!"

【Ah fight!】

A spear pierced Cao Bao's heart.

"What the hell, orientation is so important? I'll kill you, you ungrateful person!" After Feifei scolded him fiercely, he glared at the more than a hundred soldiers brought by Cao Bao in front of him.

All the soldiers were so frightened that they didn't even dare to leave. Strangely enough, Feifei was alone alone. If all the soldiers really rushed up, Feifei would not be able to fly even if he had wings! If you really are a famous ancient general, you can explode a small universe.

, one against a thousand? Damn...

Of course Feifei also understands that dogs can jump over walls when they are anxious. If they really want to kill these more than a hundred soldiers at this time, I am afraid that I will have to die here. There is only one way to use my universe-shaking temperament to deter them.

...

"Brothers, I just want to ask you a question. We ate together and slept together back then! There are many friendships that cannot be expressed in words. Today, time and space are intertwined and chaotic. You and I are actually fighting each other. I will ask you

——Do you still remember the difference between gay friends and gay (harmonious) friends?”

How could the soldiers understand why General Fei asked such a stupid question? However, General Fei's words made them feel a kind of pressure from the future of the Han Dynasty...

It's just that these idiots didn't know that Feifei was taking advantage of them to slowly move back in small steps.

Suddenly, a soldier shouted seriously: "Gay friends are friends who eat KFC together, and gun friends are friends who eat instant noodles together. The former focuses on communication, while the latter focuses on efficiency!"

Fei Feimu is still where he is - Nima, there is a future!

Then all the soldiers rushed toward Feifei. Feifei became nervous and hurriedly swung his snake spear, thinking in his heart that even if he died in battle, he would have to leave a whole body with chastity! Just when he thought of this, he saw hundreds of things.

The soldiers all knelt down and said: "Flying General, we were so greedy for a moment that we completely forgot about the time when we were born and died! We are treasonous, and we hope that the general will atone for our sins. We are willing to take the blame and make meritorious service. Please forgive us, general!"

Feifei stumbled and almost fell...

...

Xuyi, Liu Bei’s camp.

"Do you like those strange smells? The smell of wind oil, durian, stinky tofu, the earthy smell after the rain!" Liu Bei asked calmly after listening to Feifei's explanation.

Feifei was confused and had no idea what his elder brother meant by what he said. But for this question, he should choose the last one, so he said cautiously: "The smell of earth after the rain?"

"Okay," Liu Bei said, "Come here, bury his head in the mud, and insert a tube. Don't let him suffocate. Smell the earthy smell for a month."

Feifei almost vomited blood and quickly turned his eyes to Zhang Han. Zhang Han was amused for a moment. He guessed that Liu Bei had scared Feifei and just wanted to teach Feifei a lesson, so he stepped forward and said: "Xuzhou has been lost, there is no point in blaming him."

Well. Besides, even if Feifei is buried and a tube is inserted so that she won’t suffocate, she will starve to death sooner or later!"

Feifei kept nodding. After Liu Bei glared hard, he calmly replied: "Catch ten earthworms every day and put them in the soil where his head is buried!"

After all, Feifei was really carried out and his head was buried in the ground.

Zhang Han collapsed and shouted loudly: "You are crazy! This is your third brother! He made a big mistake. At worst, you kill him. If you do this, he still has the dignity of Mao? Will you beat me later?"

Mao’s war? Who among the soldiers will obey him?"

Just as Zhang Han finished shouting, Liu Bei rushed to Zhang Han so quickly that their mouths were almost touching!

Liu Bei said sternly: "You have no qualifications to teach me a lesson here. I am the bully here. It was me before, it is me now, and it will still be me in the future! Let me tell you! As long as I give the order,

I can also bury those ten thousand soldiers behind you!" At this point, Liu Bei finally walked away. This aura had completely frightened Zhang Han.

Zhang Han came to his senses and thought to himself: Damn, I came here in the name of the emperor, how dare you attack me?

But just as he was about to speak, Liu Bei turned around and said, "Oh, that's right! After burying your ten thousand soldiers, I can also bury you too!"
Chapter completed!
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