Chapter 140: Feifei Plays for Death, Lu Bu Takes the Chrysanthemum
At the pass, Zhang Han came back from the battle, and Ji Ling stopped fighting! For a while, the two armies were at odds with each other, and it was difficult to tell the winner!
But Feifei was so happy to see his elder brother and others leaving Xuzhou!
"Brother is a good man!" Feifei shouted cheerfully, and then started betting with the soldiers around him!
Feifei was naturally relaxed. Before Liu Bei left, he arranged for Chen Deng to help take care of the state affairs. Chen Deng knew very well that Feifei was a gambler, a womanizer, and a lover of selling toilet water! So Chen Deng was worried all day long and took care of everything in Xuzhou.
I took care of all the chores myself!
In this way, Feifei naturally has no pressure at all. He is said to be in charge of military aircraft matters, but if there is no war, how can there be any military aircraft?
A few days later, Feifei hosted a banquet to invite various officials, hoping to promote his Oba Yide toilet water. Everyone sat down, and Feifei said: "When my brother is leaving, please pay me to drink less, for fear that I will be in trouble."
It's an accident. So, I invite everyone here today and I will definitely not drink it.
Wine! I have brought good things for everyone!" After saying that, Feifei struck with both palms, and saw a cart rolled out from the servant door, loaded with various bottles and cans. For a moment, the whole table was filled with the smell of inferiority.
That's right, it's the scent of those small alleys and streets.
"No drinking allowed? It's okay! Everyone, treat me as a favor today and buy some toilet water I invented! Spray it on, sprinkle it on! I hope your temperament will be improved by several levels! Come on, come on, everyone
Come and choose!" Feifei said, and came to the central car, hands on hips, just waiting for everyone to take out their wallets.
Of course, the officials knew that Feifei's position was very important, and he was almost the third in charge. Now that Liu Bei was away, although Chen Deng was in charge of major affairs, overall Feifei was the biggest, so naturally they had to listen to him! So everyone actually stepped forward to make the selection.
, the flying Pegasus is coming.
Feifei was extremely satisfied, but saw Cao Bao sitting blankly in the chair and not coming, so he asked: "Brother Bao! Have you seen too much Tokyo? Don't you have the courage to choose toilet water?"
Cao Bao replied depressedly: "I'm allergic to the fragrance and I really don't dare to spray it!"
Feifei frowned: "How can a man be allergic to fragrance? Don't think that I don't know about it. You often go to some fireworks places. Why don't I see that you are allergic?"
Cao Bao whispered: "The smell there is much better than yours..."
Feifei was furious, took a bottle of toilet water, and quickly stepped forward: "I'll spray it on you to see if you are allergic!"
Cao Bao was afraid, so he had no choice but to let Feifei bully him. After spraying, Feifei felt that it was not enough, so he actually took toilet water and sprayed it on all the officials. For a while, the whole palace was filled with the smell of garlic and coffee. It was simply...
"The autumn water and the sky are one color together!"
All the officials collapsed and wanted to die. However, due to Feifei's lustful power, they did not dare to express themselves and just endured this feeling silently.
After a while, Feifei sprayed in front of Cao Bao again, and shouted: "Come on! Brother Bao, spray some more!"
Cao Bao was so sick that he almost vomited, and cried out: "I really can't bear it anymore, please Fei Ye!"
Feifei was probably a little dizzy from her own toilet water, and shouted angrily: "You just sprayed it and it was fine! Why are you refusing now? You should be beaten a hundred times for disobeying my general order!" After that, he ordered the sergeant to take down Cao Bao.
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Chen Deng was shocked when he saw it - isn't this guy cheating on his father? He forced everyone to buy toilet water, and now he is still asking for guilt?
So he hurriedly said: "When Duke Xuande leaves, what will he pay you?"
Feifei turned around and glared at Chen Deng angrily: "Are you too long-winded? You are a civil servant, you only care about civil servants' affairs, can you care about me?"
At this time, Cao Bao did the stupidest thing... He was helpless, so he begged Feifei for mercy and said: "Master Fei! For the sake of my son-in-law, please forgive me?"
Feifei turned around and asked strangely: "Who is your son-in-law? Biao told me he is Aotuman!"
Cao Bao really thought that he could live like a tiger and fly away, so he said: "Lu Bu!"
【Ah fight!】
【Oops! It hurts! I want to die, I want to die, I want to die~】
Feifei kicked Cao Bao away with a flying kick, and was furious: "I wasn't going to hit you anymore, but you chose Lu Bu to scare me? It's because he made our nightlife in Xuzhou a lot more monotonous, you know?
?I still want to beat you today!" After that, the soldiers actually ordered the soldiers to whip Cao Bao to a hundred!
Well, just as Cao Bao was carried back to his home, he received toilet water from Feifei, with the words "Cao Bao = straw bag" written on it in big letters.
Cao Bao is exhausted now that he is on the Kang. He will never forget the shame of this night! So he sent a letter to Lu Bu overnight!
...
Lu Bu finished reading the letter, crumpled it into a ball and threw it into the brazier. The letter was immediately devoured by the flames, gradually wrinkled, and finally turned into a ball of black ashes.
Chen Gong stood aside and saw that Lu Bu actually threw the letter and burned it. It was estimated that Lu Bu was still unwilling to send troops to Xuzhou. So he took a step forward and said: "Now there is an opportunity in Xuzhou that we can take advantage of. If we lose this, we will regret it too late."
After Lu Bu walked a few steps, he was about to speak, but Chen Gong interrupted first and continued: "My lord, a man does not stick to trivial matters! Future generations will only remember who conquered the world, but will never remember who conquered the world.
grace!"
Lu Bu slapped the table and said: "Okay! Anyway, I think Feifei is not very happy! We will attack Xuzhou tonight!"
Immediately he mounted his horse and led five hundred cavalry ahead, followed by Chen Gong and Zhang Liao who led the army to follow!
Xiaopei is only 40 to 50 miles away from Xuzhou, so it’s only a short walk away!
When Lu Bu arrived at the city, he found that the city gate was tightly closed, but the soldiers on the city had no intention of defending. Lu Bu thought that his father-in-law must have made arrangements earlier! So he stepped forward and shouted: "Uncle Xingye sent me
When you come to report, any confidential matters must be reported to Lord Zhang Fei immediately!"
After shouting, Cao Bao indeed appeared on the city! When Cao Bao saw it, it was really his son-in-law who came. He thought that he could cut Feifei into pieces immediately, which made him feel so happy! He quickly ordered the sergeant to open the door.
The gate of Xuzhou opens slowly
Lu Bu was overjoyed when he saw it, and hurriedly gave a signal. 500 cavalry behind him rushed in quickly, and the shouts of killing shook everyone!
At this moment, Feifei was sleeping soundly on the bed because she had used too much toilet water, but she didn't even know that the city gate was lost! At this time, someone rushed in and shouted: "Third Master! It's not good! It's not good!"
Lu Bu is attacking the city!"
Feifei woke up from his dream and jumped up from the bed with a "swish": "Nah! That bastard dares to attack me?" After saying that, he got out of bed and wanted to put on his armor, but after taking a few steps, his body shape
But it started to sway--oh, toilet water is really strong!
Feifei put on his armor indiscriminately, took out the Zhangba snake spear, and rushed out of the house. But when he reached the door, before he even got on his horse, Lu Bu's cavalry was already in front of him!
Feifei waved the weapon in his hand and slashed, but he had no choice but to use too much toilet water. At this moment, he was unable to do what he wanted. After fighting for a while, he was stabbed in several places! Feifei understood that he absolutely couldn't fight at this time, otherwise the chrysanthemum would not be saved! So he did it
die one
After the famous cavalry, he directly got on his horse and broke out! Lu Bu had also fought against Feifei before, and knew that this force was very unreliable! Now he is in a desperate situation. If the small universe breaks out, it may not be easy to deal with, so he
There is no chasing.
Chapter completed!