Chapter 38 Network Pioneer (3)

"Why did you come into the house and take off your clothes and pants?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Relax, relax. The reason why I took off my clothes and pants is because I wore too much, so I took off my cotton coat and pants."

Sun Yue asked in confusion: "It's not summer. Are you wearing cotton clothes and trousers?"

The audience looked at Yang Yunyi and wanted to know how he would explain.

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun lives in an ice cellar, so I thought about wearing more clothes."

Sun Yue: "Fuck you!"

Yang Yunyi continued to smile: "I took off my clothes and my pants..."

Sun Yue directly interrupted Yang Yunyi's movements and words.

"Tell the important point!"

Sun Yue couldn't listen anymore: "Why is it a bb machine? Why don't I have a mobile phone?"

This is a cross talk, and everyone knows that Yang Yunyi talks nonsense on stage, and they don't really believe that Sun Yue is this kind of person.

"How could my wife say she doesn't know me?" Sun Yue asked anxiously.

The audience in the audience won't take it seriously, but this can also tell them not to take other people's jobs. After all, it is not easy for crosstalk actors to get hired.

However, Guo Degang frowned and replied: "Of all the cross talk he said, there are too few traditional things."

They really didn't expect that Yang Yunyi, the crosstalk talker, would go back again.

Yang Yunyi did not expect that someone would actually work for him. This was not the first time, but for Yang Yunyi, he would not let anyone work for him.

It's really interesting, this cross talk.

Sun Yue nodded: "Indeed, my wife is really not familiar with bb machines."

Yang Yunyi pretended to vomit and feigned nausea.

Sun Yue chuckled: "Are you sure I'm going to see the rose waiting for love, not the tickling kitten?"

Yang Yunyi said: "How is it possible? They said six million!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "Teacher Sun misunderstood me, I am not such a person. After Teacher Sun was jumped by the immortal, he told those people that he could give the six million, but he had to see the tickling kitten, otherwise he would die in peace.

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Yang Yunyi explained: "It's not that Teacher Sun doesn't have a mobile phone, it's that Teacher Sun's lover can understand the mobile phone, but can't understand Morse code."

The elder brother blushed and waved his hands repeatedly.

Yang Yunyi said with a smile: "Why else would my sister-in-law wear a black suspender belt and wait for me in the middle of the night?"

Yang Yunyi is not polite to his partner at all.

"Teacher Sun's online dating partner is called Rose Waiting for Love. He didn't go home that night, but went to meet his netizens."

Sun Yue's voice rose an octave: "What, she was wearing a little sling and threw herself into your arms."

The eldest brother in the audience said: "Is it a fairy dance?"

Yang Yunyi looked at the elder brother under the stage and said: "Brother, maybe you have also experienced the Immortal Dance. Do you want to come up and tell me about your personal experience?"

Yang Yunyi groaned and shouted: "Teacher Sun, you should listen to my explanation! Isn't this because you stayed out all night and my sister-in-law is worried about you?"

Sun Yue looked indifferent: "You continue!"

The two smiled and bowed, and the performance was over!

The audience in the audience also laughed and applauded for a long time.

Sun Yue yelled: "I actually have a girlfriend online. I don't even know it. If you continue, let me see how you can arrange me."

"Teacher Sun found the hotel based on the Morse code on the bb machine, but he was controlled as soon as he entered the hotel."

Yang Yunyi continued: "As I said before, Teacher Sun, as a surfing pioneer, fell in love with a girlfriend online."

Sun Yue said angrily: "Tell me, I want to see what other nonsense you can say."

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he immediately changed his mind.

Keeping up with the times, it is still something that young people like nowadays. Not only young people, but middle-aged people can also understand it.

Then Guo Degang looked at Yu Qian seriously: "Why do you think this is?"

Sun Yue said in disbelief: "Six hundred, I am worth six hundred!"

"The netizen Teacher Sun met is called Tickle Kitten!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Go to hell!"

Yang Yunyi then compiled: "Teacher Sun's online name is Emperor Liu Dehua, which is his online name."

After Yang Yunyi made such a change, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter. Originally, they thought this story was at least somewhat true, but now it is completely nonsense.

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he immediately became excited.

Sun Yue chuckled twice: "Do I have these six million?"

Sun Yue was also curious.

Yang Yunyi nodded and said, "After I entered, my sister-in-law threw herself into my arms."

"So did I see it?"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue, and then said: "Sister-in-law didn't believe it. The group had no choice but to let Teacher Sun listen to the phone. Teacher Sun said the first sentence, Wife, I am Sun Yue, I was jumped by the immortal, you know sister-in-law

Did you say something?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun received the Morse code from the tickling kitten on the bb machine today. After it is cracked, come to such-and-such hotel quickly!"

This won't really make people go out, after all, the audience is the basic necessities of life.

Yang Yunyi still didn't let him go, pretending to be angry and said: "Really, you are trying to do my job. If you do this again next time, get out!"

The audience is also eagerly waiting to know what Sun Yue's wife said?

Yang Yidao: "Teacher Sun's wife said, I'm sorry, I don't know Sun Yue!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I saw it, but Teacher Sun was a little disappointed, because this tickling kitten is a big man who picks his feet. But Teacher Sun decided to cover up the matter and give him six million!"

Sun Yue looked surprised, and the audience in the audience were also dumbfounded. Why is this story so unexpected?

But why?

Even if it is nonsense, it can attract people to continue listening.

Sun Yue looked satisfied: "My wife still trusts me!"

Sun Yue would ask this question.

Yang Yunyi showed a mean look: "The person who jumped from the immortal called back home and asked my sister-in-law to get the six million. My sister-in-law heard that Teacher Sun was jumped by the immortal and asked for six million. She didn't believe that Teacher Sun would do such a thing.

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Sun Yue chuckled: "Six million, this immortal dance couldn't have been arranged by you, right?"

Yang Yunyi called this big brother again for the third time: "Teacher Sun, just like this big brother, encountered the Immortal Jump. What do you tell Teacher Sun to do? He will ask for 600!"

Sun Yue asked, "What did you say?"

Yu Qian was in the background, looked at Guo Degang and said: "You are an amazing apprentice. You innovate every time, and your future achievements will be limitless!"

Yu Qian was silent. There was only one possibility for this result, and that was that Yang Yunyi didn't learn traditional things very well.

To put it bluntly, Yang Yunyi only studied cross talk for one year before appearing on the stage.

After all, there was still too little left to settle.

But now, there is no time for him to study seriously.
Chapter completed!