Chapter 37 Network Pioneer (2)

There was a storm on the stage, and there were whispers in the audience.

“What does YYDS mean?”

"You should be so proud!"

"No, how could he be so complacent? He should be single forever!"

"Wrong, it should be Master Yin Yang!"

Sun Yue on the stage looked at Yang Yunyi's furious expression and said doubtfully: "That's not what you mean. Could it be that Yang Yi is single?"

This was purely Sun Yue's improvisation, because Sun Yue had just heard the mutterings from the audience.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue dissatisfied: "Are you lacking in virtue? Why is Yang Yi single, YYDS, the eternal god?"

Sun Yue was stunned: "Eternal God?"

Some male audience members were so excited that they stood up.

Even many in the audience seemed to understand.

It turns out that YYDS means this!

Of course, Sun Yue was a little unconvinced at this moment.

"Later, later, my sister-in-law was in the house. This was the door my sister-in-law left for me, so I entered the house."

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience and said: "Don't make noises, everyone. These are all answers on the Internet. You can't blame me! Besides, Teacher Sun often surfs the Internet and makes a fuss..."

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue and told the next story.

Sun Yue cursed and said: "Who cheated? You really can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth!"

The audience is also confused at this moment. Sun Yue cheated. When did it happen? Didn't he just get married?

It’s not like he just got married, he’s been married for more than half a year, but he cheated on him after more than half a year of marriage, what a scumbag!

Yang Yunyi replied: "No, you just misunderstood me."

But at this moment, Sun Yue completely exploded.

"Yes, Teacher Sun is right."

The audience burst out laughing because all they heard was online rants, so what was Teacher Sun ranting about?

They especially wanted to know, but no one would tell them, and Yang Yunyi immediately changed his mind.

Yang Yunyi quickly changed his words: "I said you surf the Internet, you are so stupid!"

Yang Yunyi did not answer, and continued to the audience: "Friends from the audience, Teacher Sun told me some time ago that I had an online girlfriend. I was shocked at that time. I took advantage of Teacher Sun in the middle of the night and he was at home today. My sister-in-law told me

of."

The emotions aroused in the audience disappeared in an instant.

It turned out to be this washed jujube, I thought it was this washed jujube.

"One more, one more, and I will definitely be able to figure it out. How could I, a person at the forefront of the Internet age, not understand these Internet terms?"

"My wife left the door open for you in the middle of the night, wearing a black suspender belt. What did you say?"

I suddenly understood instantly that this must be the price of growing up!

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue: "For example, as I said in cross talk, I am your Sun Yue YYDS! So YYDS, the eternal god!"

Sun Yue immediately interrupted Yang Yunyi: "What do you mean by leaving a door for you? I am the master of this family. That is a door left for me."

The audience was naturally unconvinced. Why should you, Yang Yunyi, have the final say? What we said was correct, so they all supported Sun Yue.

"YYSY, what do you mean?" Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's big belly.

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Why did you go to my house in the middle of the night?"

Hey, it doesn’t seem right, he is talking about derailment!

Derailment is even scarier. Derailment may not even involve taking off clothes. What if it is mental infidelity?

Sun Yue looked stunned, while the audience looked smiling.

Yang Yunyi fell into memories: "After I opened the door and went in, I found my sister-in-law wearing a black suspender belt and coming out with a plate of jujubes."

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi's collar and said angrily: "What are you talking about?"

After hearing this, Sun Yue seemed to understand.

Yang Yunyi clicked her tongue a few times before replying: "Sister-in-law said, Yun Yi, I'm taking a shower! My sister-in-law opened the door and was taking a shower, huffing and puffing."

Sun Yue immediately turned his face, and then roared and asked: "I just said it was Yang Yi and Sun Yue. Did I say it wrong! Ah, let me ask you, did I say it wrong?"

"Then do you still want to listen?" Yang Yunyi said impatiently.

"Teacher Sun, don't worry! My sister-in-law is washing dates, washing dates. It's not the bath you thought of. You have to trust your wife!"

The audience's curiosity was naturally aroused and they listened to the story behind.

When these words were spoken, the scene was immediately detonated, and many people in the background even stuck their necks out, wanting to hear the follow-up.

Sun Yue made a couple of oohs and aahs and said, "Maybe I had something to do that day and didn't go back. You continue, what happens next?"

Yang Yunyi chuckled and said: "Teacher Sun, you are such a pioneer in the Internet age, how can you not do it! This YYSY is not the abbreviation of our two names, but we have something to say."

Sun Yue asked at the right time: "What did you say?"

Sun Yue exclaimed: "It's not really a thief, is it?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "My sister-in-law asked me to go. You didn't come home that day. My sister-in-law was worried about you!"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Listen!"

Sun Yue immediately looked over with unkind eyes and asked, "Are you talking about being arrogant?"

Yang Yunyi looked shocked: "Teacher Sun cheated?"

Yang Yunyi continued: "When I went to Teacher Sun's house, the door of Teacher Sun's house was open. I thought there was a thief, so I quickly called out sister-in-law!"

Yang Yunyi interrupted angrily: "Teacher Sun, can you stop interrupting me all the time? Didn't I tell you that you didn't come back that day? My sister-in-law was worried that you would call me and ask me to come over."

Sun Yue was stunned again, what is YYSY?

Sun Yue hesitated for a long time and said with great unconfidence: "YYSY means Yang Yi, Yang Yi and Sun Yue! Yes, these are the abbreviations of our two names!"

But at this time, Sun Yue was still reluctant: "Who are you to blame? I am just surfing to prevent being eliminated by the times. Today's society is changing with each passing day. If you don't pay attention, you will be out of touch with the times."

Sun Yue responded angrily: "It's not because you are ambiguous in your words and you always make me misunderstand!"

Sun Yue said: "What happened next?"

Sun Yue touched his head a little naively: "Haha, I misunderstood, and you didn't explain clearly."

Sun Yue looked at the audience again: "Isn't that right, audience friends!"

Yang Yunyi groaned and asked Sun Yue to let go.

Yang Yunyi waved her hand and said: "Don't worry, it's not a burglar. I stood at the door and called sister-in-law, are you at home? Do you know sister-in-law, how did she reply to me?"

Sun Yue's level is very interesting, and it arouses the audience's curiosity. They also want to know why Yang Yunyi is left open.

"Support Teacher Sun!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he said righteously: "Teacher Sun, you can always think wrong, why don't you trust your own wife? My sister-in-law is wearing a suspender belt because it is summer and the weather is hot!"

Sun Yue reluctantly accepted this reason.

Yang Yunyi also continued: "I entered the house, first took off my clothes, then my pants..."

Before he finished speaking, Sun Yue once again raised Yang Yunyi's collar.
Chapter completed!