"Damn, why are you all here?"

"This is called assist." Qi Miao said with a smile.

"I think you are just feeling idle." I snatched the snacks from Hua Xiaolan's hands, sitting on the move, "I'm so tired, let me take a break, otherwise I'll stop the food!"

My eyes fell on the surveillance screen. On the surveillance screen, I saw Agni coming out of the locker room looking for my whereabouts in confusion, with a look of confusion on her face.

Hu Shubao, wearing Sailor Moon costume, walked up to look at the camera and said, "By the way, this copycat version of Faye Wong is really good enough. Not only does the food taste the same as Faye Wong, but even the entertainment hobbies and clothing hobbies are exactly the same as Faye Wong."

"Stop, when did I like to wear SM outfits?" Faye Wong said with a blank look at Hu Shubao.

"Yes, I probably remembered it wrongly. It turns out that the picture of the cos** Queen on Sister Faye Wong's computer d disk is not from Sister Faye Wong..." Hu Shubao said with a smile.

Faye Wong was stunned, then gritted her teeth, pulled Hu Shubao's ear, and dragged her out of the monitoring room. Then I heard an unknown whip and a series of screams that seemed inhuman.

I looked at the two treasures with shame, and then re-cast my eyes on the surveillance screen. At this moment, Agni had left the mall in order to find me. Agni asked many passers-by about my whereabouts. Of course, those passers-by were arranged there in advance. What they told Agni was the wrong route, which would only lead her farther and farther away.

Finally, after leaving the mall, Agni seemed to realize that she had been separated from me. She began to call me "husband" all over the streets, and then ran around to find my whereabouts. But of course she couldn't find me. Finally, after wandering around the mall, Agni mistakenly entered an alley that was extremely rare for people to come near the mall.

And in the alley, four actors who had already been installed in advance who played bad passers-by were ready to go.

On the surveillance camera, I saw eight Shamatt men wearing sunglasses and walking in coquettish horoscopes surrounding Agni, and then began to look up Agni up and down, and at the same time, they began to rub their hands and began to approach her.

One of the eight men who made me vomit blood three times was actually a leopard in the forest with a mustache and sunglasses. At this moment, this old man was tilting his head and slanting his head, rubbing his palms, and smiling with a row of old yellow teeth at Agni.

I'll go... Even if the actors are short, there is no need to use this old hooligan to make up the numbers, right?!

"It seems that it's almost done, it's my turn to play." Seeing the scene of Agni being surrounded on the surveillance video, I took a deep breath and turned around to set off.

"It seems that there is no need...she has already solved it alone..." As soon as I finished speaking, Qi Miao stopped me helplessly. I turned around in shock, but saw the death of the "little gangsters" lying on the ground on the surveillance screen. Among them, the death of the leopard in the forest was the most miserable. Her sunglasses were broken, she was disheveled, and she was dying. Not only did she beaten into a pig's head, but her old teeth fell all over the ground.

"Ah, grandpa..." Seeing the tragic appearance of the leopard in the forest, Lin Yayue couldn't help but cover her mouth and exclaimed.

Qi Miao shook his hand helplessly and looked at me and said:

"I almost forgot that Sister Faye Wong is a karate black belt, Taekwondo black belt or Aikido black belt... The man in this world who wants to take advantage of Sister Faye Wong is either dead or not born yet. This Agni is so similar to Sister Faye Wong, and I think he is good at it..."

"Damn, I'm so perverted, can I let people live?" I couldn't help but jump three feet high.

"No, if you continue like this, let alone get her, I will be killed by her first. This Agni is so fierce and perfect, it is simply impeccable." I said sweating profusely, "By the way, since Agni is so similar to Faye Wong, then maybe Agni will inherit some of Faye Wong's shortcomings, things that are scared or fragile, or places that are fragile?" As I said that, I looked at the girls behind me, but in the face of my question, the girls remained silent.

"What's wrong with you?" I looked at them in surprise.

After a while, Qi Miao spoke, she spread her hands and said seriously:

"...This, Brother Amnesia, you asked the most meaningless question. In this world, what can make Sister Faye Wong deterrent seems to have never seen before. At least we have known Sister Faye Wong for so many years, but we have never seen her fear or something she can't do. To talk about shortcomings and weaknesses... Sister Faye Wong really doesn't seem to have."

"Damn, kill me with one knife! How can I make a strategy for such a perfect woman? Just game over!" I wailed with my hair in pain, with my hair disheveled, as if crazy.

"Don't worry, Mr. Xiao, there is no absolute perfection in this world. Perfection itself is an imperfection. I think even Agni will have sensitive points that belong only to her. As long as we continue to contact each other, I think we can definitely discover it." Lin Yayue smiled and encouraged.

"The more people who don't care about anything, the more likely they are to have something they care about. On the contrary, people who seem to attract anything like my grandfather may have a bit of the style of playing the world and don't care about anything." As he said, Lin Yayue looked at Lin Zhongbao who was beaten on the screen and sneered.

"You can tell..." I looked at the old pervert, Lin Zhongzhang, who had no longer even had moral integrity on the screen, and nodded with shame.

At this time, the dying voice of the leopard in the forest came from the headphones:

"Stop talking about grandpa's fault, come and save grandpa..."

Lin Yayue and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly. Finally, I hurriedly left the monitoring room, and then ran all the way to the alley where Agni was, and met with Agni.

"Ha, husband, where have you been? I can't find you!" Ageni's face, which was still a little anxious, showed great joy.

"Haha, I'm going to help you choose the ring." I took out the ring prepared in advance, handed it to Agni, and explained with a smile.

"Is this a ring? It looks good, I like it, but what can I do?" Agni curiously took the gold ring from my hand and held it in his hand and played with it.

"Rings are the witness of love between men and women. If a man likes a woman, he will give her a ring. If a woman also likes the man, the woman will wear the ring given to her by the man and put on a wedding dress for the man. From then on, the two men and women will be together forever and live happily." I explained quickly and quickly with some modifications.

Hearing my words, Agni's face showed a confused look. She looked at the ring in my hand and showed a hesitation.

Looking at the confused look on Agni's face, I knew that she had obviously begun to understand my intentions in her heart, and I also knew that it was time for me to launch the first wave of offensive.

I was holding the ring, but my palms were trembling, and even felt dry mouth. Next, it was time to formally propose. I was a person who didn't even know what origin I was. I didn't even know if I had another girlfriend before, but now, I have to play the role of a proposal man.

"Wait a minute!" Just as I was about to kneel down on one knee to make a proposal, the voices of people from the Love Expert Group came from my headphones.

I was stunned, stopped in place, waiting in surprise for the voices of the people from the Love Expert Group.

"Don't rush to give the ring first. There is almost no precedent in this world where the man will succeed immediately after his first confession to the woman. Now you just need to let Agni know vaguely that you like her. You just need to let Agni see the ring first, and know that you are about to give her a ring, and you want to propose to her at some point, but the ring is kept by you first, and you don't tell her a specific time, so that she will look forward to the upcoming time point in her heart, so as to reduce the difficulty of the strategy."

Love experts can make unexpected suggestions every time, and it makes sense. So I tightened my fist holding the ring, looked at Agni with a complicated expression, and said:

"Well... I'll keep it first. Wait until the right time before talking about it. I know you're not ready yet. Haha."

"I..." Agni looked at me put away the ring, and stopped talking. I noticed that Agni's eyes remained on my right hand that took back the ring.

"Next, you and Agni are going to have a midnight snack, and then we arranged for you to go to a couple's hotel. The reason is that humans are a creature that will be assimilated by social culture and similar organisms around them. On the way to a couple's hotel, Agni will see loving men and women holding hands in parallel. At that time, she will at least develop curiosity and even subconsciously imitate other men and women. This is good for increasing your emotional distance. Come on, slutty years!"

So because of the words of the love expert, in the next few hours, I was already exhausted, accompanied Agni to the night food street. Later, when I led Agni, who had a barbecue kebab, to the couples, who had already been prepared, were men and women, who were already ready, and couples, who were hugging and kissing each other, looking at each other affectionately, holding hands, smiling with affection, and doing various intimate actions. Although there was not much common sense in human society, when I saw the actions between those couples, Agni realized something, and his face naturally turned crimson. I took the initiative to hold Agni's hand. This time, as the love experts said, Agni did not refuse.

The owner of the couple hotel took the initiative to come forward and smiled at us:

"Wow, the two couples came just right. Our couples happened to be in an event. As long as the men and women who stayed in our hotel today are free, and there is also a barbecue that can be eaten with the poor earth."

The details of every small event we encountered were arranged, including the hotel owner. He used the gimmick of activities to attract Agni to be unable to refuse to stay in a couple hotel, and the fact that we are a couple of men and women is undoubtedly the most effective way to win us over.

Sure enough, Agni had almost no resistance when facing the big meal. She didn't realize that all this was a trap I set and got into the game.

"Honey, this restaurant will deliver barbecue, it's really great!" Agni said happily, his eyes flashing with a gleam of a glance.

"I knew you would like it." I narrowed my eyes and smiled.

When I saw the couples of men and women entering and leaving, Agni was indeed close to my body as if they were plotted. Although they were not as natural as real couples, it also showed that Agni had been affected by the environment.

Just as I was thinking about how to allocate the beds at night, the owner helped out very well.

"Aha, I'm sorry, there is only one single bed room left in our hotel tonight. If you don't want to, there will be no other room." At this time, a "couple" next to us walked up to him and said:

"Boss, we don't mind. I think they don't want to do so, so why not give it to us!" When I saw the couple, I vomited blood again - they were actually Lin Zhongbao and Qi Miao who changed their hairstyle with sunglasses. This old pervert is having a lot of fun, thinking that they can't recognize him if they change their hairstyle!

This textbook-like lies and poor acting skills, coupled with the malicious smile on my face, could not be deceived by the kindergarten children, but Agni believed it without doubt, which surprised me.

"No, no! Lao Bai, we came first!" Ageni hurriedly stood up and said.

"Okay, okay. Then I won't rob you. I wish you Cowherd and Weaver Girl, don't close your door at night, be careful of your temper, young man." The vulgar uncle Lin Zhongbao was also quite conscious. After playing a passerby for a while, he immediately retreated, knowing that his acting skills were poor.

So after a crazy day of fun, the night came. The setting of just a bed was so old-fashioned. Although I lost my memory, I felt that such a scene was so historically ghosted.

"Very good. Night is the most tender time for women, and it is also the most likely time for loneliness and to develop the psychology of the opposite sex. Tonight you are with Agni, but you must not have any abnormal movements. You must act like a gentleman and maintain the final bottom line. Women's sanity and game nature makes them not have much affection for the men who most directly expose their hearts, so you must maintain your demeanor and make Agni feel a little hint or anxiety first so that you can further develop. The future of mankind is on you, do it well."

The last word "dry" seemed meaningful, which made me feel that the meaning was endless. So I thought it really while lying in bed, but because I thought too deeply, I fell asleep in front of Agni in less than ten minutes, and once I fell asleep until noon the next day. Of course, there was naturally one day's game guide that caused excessive fatigue.

If it weren't for the military members who pretended to be a policeman in the house and knocked on the room between Agni and I, I would have suspected that I would have slept the next day. Of course, Agni was a more sleepy pig than me. When I woke up the next day, I saw her two white and slender legs on my face.

So, when the Love Expert Group and the Commander asked me about my gains for one night, I could only hesitate to tell them that my night strategy progress was zero. This result disappointed the military, especially the Leopard in the forest was so angry that he clapped his hands and scolded me that he lurked at the door with his DVD all night and his body was frosted, but he got nothing. He also angrily said that one night, even the male dog and the female dog were enough to dig a hole in the bed.

Fortunately, there are three days left in the remaining time, and the love expert team said that things cannot be rushed and can only be carried out step by step.

The next day, the main event was to take Agni to watch a movie. Of course, the themes and types of the movies were carefully selected, and they were all famous or fashionable romance films in human history. For example, "Titanic", "Roman Holiday", "Casablanca", "Love of Hawthorn Tree", "The Love of Human and Ghosts", etc....

The next day, according to the expert team, it was mainly a day when Agni instilled love ideas. The romantic films selected by the love experts are said to be the highest-breaking movies, which can add points to my final strategy success with a high level. But what made me helpless is that Agni's focus when watching movies is completely different from others: when watching "Titanic", she exclaimed that the ship is so big, so exciting, and there are so many dead people, so good. When watching "Love of Hawthorn Tree", she kept asking whether the hawthorn is delicious, and when watching "The Love of Man and Ghost", I asked her what she thought about watching the movie. After thinking about it, she told me seriously: "I think that popcorn is delicious."
Chapter completed!