"Don't care about this kind of details. Do you want to eat stinky tofu?" Qi Miao asked with a smile.

"No." I looked at a dog that was foaming at the mouth and dying next to Qi Miao stall, holding half a stinky bean in my mouth, shook my head repeatedly.

Turning his head slightly, I asked Lin Yayue again:

"After that being said, Miss Lin, what did you just say about Heraclitus Fire and Phosphin mean? Do you want to know about Agni's abilities?"

Lin Yayue smiled slightly and said:

"It is the explanation of Agni's ability that I summarized based on the records of our ancestral homes. Because I am an amateur novelist and painter, and I am a philosophy-based practitioner, I can always think of some strange things. Please don't mind too much, haha."

Lin Yayue briefly explained:

"Heraclitus was a famous philosopher in ancient Greece and also the representative of the original theory of fire. He said that this orderly universe (co**os) is the same for all things. It is neither God nor man. It was created by God, and it will always be an eternal active fire in the past, present and future. It burns at a certain scale and extinguishes at a certain scale. At the same time, the phlogist theory is the explanation of combustion by chemists represented by Stahl in the 17th century. They believe that the essence of combustible substances is composed of phlogist, and the essence of combustion is the process of combustible substances being released by combustible substances. And Agni's ability also has the ability to turn all the substances in contact into high-temperature and high-heat plasmas, so I developed an association, haha."

"You know so much." I looked at Lin Yayue with admiration.

Lin Yayue smiled gracefully and said:

"A novelist, I always know a little bit of everything. Okay, I'd better continue to play my passerby. I won't disturb your date with Princess Lieyan, otherwise if she sees it, all her efforts will be wasted."

Lin Yayue waved at me gracefully with a little playful look, then put on her sunglasses and walked back into the crowd.

"Husband, come here, I seem to have won the prize?" Agni's call suddenly came from behind. Looking back, I saw her standing in front of a stall excitedly waving at me.

Husband... Although this title was taught by Agni, I still almost got goosebumps to myself.

I slowly turned around, but saw Agni standing at the stall in the distance, holding a prize ticket in his left hand, waving at me.

"Is that so? Let me see what award?"

I walked forward with a smile. Ageni excitedly handed me the prize ticket and said:

"The person who gave me the prize said that I was the 100th guest here, so I had the prize, but others didn't have it. He also said that I could use it to have a big meal and didn't have it... But I don't know what money is. What money is. Can it be eaten?"

"This... money is just a piece of paper used to exchange things with others. The more money you have, the more things you can exchange with others." I explained simply.

"That's it, but why do I have to exchange things with others? Isn't it just to grab whatever I want? I have to do this trouble."

I heard Agni's words and I was sweating on my forehead. This woman didn't have much common sense in human society. According to her logic, there was nothing in this world that she couldn't get. She could just grab whatever she wanted.

"But they won't be willing to give it to you. Money is something that everyone can only get through hard work. No one wants to work in vain."

"If you don't want to, then I'll beat him so much that he's willing. If you don't want to, I'll kill him. Isn't the thing mine?" Ageni said unreasonably.

This is simply the logic of tyrants and robbers. I thought helplessly.

"But you also have to consider other people's feelings. If you stole other people's things and others have no money to exchange necessities for life, how can others survive?"

"I don't care what others think. I will do whatever I want. If I have the ability, let them kill me, I will kill them all."

Agni's words made me vaguely realize that it was almost impossible for Agni to obey me. This woman had a dictator style that was the only one in her bones. Is this kind of woman really possible to make her agree to my proposal and have a good impression of me? Her values ​​and her are not in the same dimension at all. Just like a person is going to take away the food that the ant is carrying, no matter how angry the ant is, there is no room for resistance.

"Haha, look at you who are excited. No one will come to kill you. Even if someone kills you, I will protect you." Although I couldn't accept Agni's thoughts in my heart, I still tried my best to cooperate with her.

"You? Humph! I don't think someone as weak as you can protect me... Okay, I want to eat, let's go quickly!" Ageni clapped his hands and said as willful as a little girl.

Looking at Agni's indifferent expression, I could only sigh helplessly. On the other end of my headphones, Qi Miao and the others were talking.

"Sister Faye Wong, this Ageni's personality is simply a copycat version of you. The same queen style, domineering and mighty, the same majestic and unreasonable... Ouch, Faye Wong spare your life... Wow..." Qi Miao's voice turned into a scream in less than two seconds.

Then Hua Xiaolan's voice sounded: "Tell me, since this Aqin is so similar to Sister Faye Wong in all aspects, she might also like what Sister Faye Wong likes to eat. Sister Faye Wong, what do you like to eat the most? I seem to have never seen you love any delicacies."

Faye Wong's voice came:

"I am... very casual, it doesn't matter what I eat!"

"In order to protect the peace of the earth, our invincible queen of the East, Faye Wong, you can take the real trick. What do you like to eat the most?"

"Yes, tell me, Sister Faye Wong!" the girls said in unison.

After a while of silence, Faye Wong's somewhat shy voice slowly rang:

"Okay, I like to eat...cake..."

"Cake? Is ice cream?"

"Okay, OK, you guys are really annoying. I admit it. I just like to take ox gao pills. The bigger the better. What's wrong? Do you have one?! Is there one!!"

Suddenly I felt a cool breeze under my crotch, and subconsciously clamped my legs.

So, I accompanied Agni into the top hotel in the food city, and in front of the store and hundreds of customers, I opened the right way:

"Boss, let's have three jin of ox gao pills. If you want it, it's big, don't want it."

"Sorry, guest, we don't have ox gao pills here. You might as well go to other places to look for it..."

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I looked speechlessly at the client chef and boss with wooden chicken faces on them, turned around, covered my face and left.

At this time, the voice of the middle-aged woman suddenly came to my headphones:

"In order to reflect your love for Agni and let her feel your concern and considerate to her, our love advisory group discussed and arranged an extra plot, which was the plot of you taking Agni to look for Niugaomaru all over the streets. In order to let Agni feel your love for her, our decision was to inquire at least thirty stores. Do you understand?"

"I'll just rub..." I almost rushed out a mouthful of old blood, but in the end I was still holding it back. So I smiled and took Agni like a gentleman, and started searching from house to house. When I entered the store, I asked, "Boss, my wife wants to take gao pills. Do you have any here?"

"Yes, how big is it?" The chef and the boss glanced at their crotch and said.

Although the journey of finding gao pills was difficult, the results were significant. When Agni was excitedly eating a bunch of gao pills full of sauce, I knew that the first step I took to guide Agni was right.

"It's delicious, husband, what is gao pills? How come it is so delicious?" Agni asked with a red face.

"This... you still don't know about it for the time being." I subconsciously clamped my legs and said vaguely.

Perhaps because the inner structure is essentially different from human relationships, Agni's appetite cannot be underestimated. In a short period of time, she has solved the top ten plates of ox gao pills. What surprised me was that Agni's belly had no bulging opinions at all. The food swallowed into her belly disappeared like a mud cow into the sea. I don't know if it was burned to ashes by the flames that might exist in her body.

For an hour, Agni ate almost all the delicacies in the store. When she patted her belly and burped her body without any lady, the customers in the store were stunned.

"Very good. If you want to grab a woman's heart, the first thing you have to grab is her stomach." A love expert said on the other end of the headphones.

"From the perspective of biological evolution, women have to consume a lot of fat energy because they are responsible for reproduction, and in order to have enough energy during pregnancy with limited mobility, women are born to like to eat more than men, whether it is snacks or staple foods, and they love to eat commonalities between women in non-weight loss periods."

"I've been taught..." I stared blankly at Agni, who had eaten the 20th plate of chicken.

After eating and drinking, Agni's mood improved significantly, so the consultants of love experts asked me to seize this opportunity to launch the next wave of offensive.

"The food problem has been solved, and it is difficult to achieve results if it continues to consume in this link. Next, it is play! The people here have arranged for you to go to three places, namely the zoo, the aquarium and the amusement park. The time is relatively tight, so you should try to complete the trip to three places within three hours to increase Agni's psychological pleasure value and improve his favorability."

"During this period, you have to act as a tour guide and show an omniscient attitude, so that she can feel dependent on you. Because you have the ability to remember completely, our people will send you a series of introduction pictures on the way, and you must remember it quickly. In the amusement park, we will arrange for you to get separated from Agni and then meet a gangster. Then you will have a hero to save the beauty and increase Agni's dependence on you to the extreme. Do you understand?"

"Ming... understand." I said, wiping the sweat beads on my forehead.

"Very good, the marriage proposal battle, the second part, continue!"

So in the next three hours, Agni and I were in the city's zoo, aquarium and amusement park. The first two amusement points alone took us two hours. This obviously made the last amusement park a little hasty, so the proposal given to me by the love consultants was to let us play more exciting games, such as roller coasters, pendulums and haunted house adventures.

The first two locations worked very well. Agni showed enough interest in animals, especially when he was yelling at the tiger, he directly scared an adult Siberian tiger. But what surprised me was that Agni seemed not very interested in the facilities in the amusement park, or in other words, there seemed to be a little bit of excitement on her face, not enough to scream. Especially during the haunted house adventure, Agni not only did not have fear, but instead broke the Sadako model there with bare hands, showing hostility on her face, which led to some failures in the amusement park.

This surprised me a little, so I found an excuse to use the bathroom to contact the love consultants urgently.

"In the emergency, Agni seems to be not excited about the amusement park enough, and the plan is a bit biased."

"Received, we are currently discussing a response plan." However, the Love Consultant Team discussed for a long time without responding.

Finally, the one who said it was Qi Miao:

"Since this Ageni likes the same taste as Faye Wong, then everyone tells me, will her entertainment hobby be the same as Faye Wong? Faye Wong, what do you like to play?"

After hesitating for a long time, Faye Wong on the other end of the headphones finally couldn't resist the women's questions and confessed:

"Skydiving, bungee jumping...and living people's flying knives. Especially the third type, I have a special liking..."

When I heard Faye Wong's words, my heart almost jumped out. I couldn't help but tremble:

"This... let's forget it."

But what made me vomit blood was that as soon as I said something, the commander's voice came from the other end of the headphones:

"A fighter jet and three parachuting crews have been urgently dispatched to command, and arrive at the amusement park in twenty minutes."

So until eight o'clock in the evening, I spent almost all of my life and death. I jumped from an altitude of 12,000 meters, bungee down from the top of a building that was 200 meters high, and bounced high at the moment when my head almost hit the ground and almost stopped the heart, flying up to a height of hundreds of meters, and then I was blindfolded by Agni as the target of a living dart...

My heart was almost scrapped, but Agni, who was opposite to me, was in high spirits. The crazy entertainment day made her feel a little unable to stop the car.

"Masters, is my level enough now? Agni looks in a good mood."

"No, it's not enough. At this point, Agni just treats you as a tour guide and a temporary playmate. If you want her to feel dependent on you, she can't leave you, and even have a deep affection for you, there is still a long way to go. Next, we will arrange a lost plot to deepen the relationship between you and Agni. The lost place is on the pedestrian street, and you will get separated from her while choosing clothes for Agni. Then we will arrange for bad guys to criticize Agni and limit her to difficulties. At that time, you must appear in time and the hero saves the beauty." said the middle-aged male expert on the other end of the headphones.

"I want to...? Okay..." I sighed a long time, looked at Ageni who was smiling while licking the ice cream beside me, and shook his head helplessly. He sacrificed his life to accompany a gentleman, and I sacrificed his life to accompany a beauty.

So after 8:30, I accompanied Agni to the famous pedestrian street in the city, and then I began to choose suitable clothes for Agni. Buying clothes is indeed a woman's nature, even Agni is no exception. However, Agni's aesthetic view is somewhat different from that of humans.

When she walked around the mall wearing a fiery red SM-skinned leather outfit with a coaching stick and leather boots, half of the passers-by in the mall fell into a petrochemical state.

"Change it for me! Hurry up!" I pointed at Agni's outfit and said furiously.

"What's wrong? This dress is very comfortable to wear, it's much cooler." Agni said unconsciously.

"Change it immediately, do you hear it?" I stared at her eyes and said angrily.

In the end, Agni chose to change clothes under my insistence, while I took the opportunity to hide in the monitoring room of the mall and leave Agni alone in the crowded mall.

What surprised me was that when I walked into the monitoring room of the mall to take a breath, I saw that Faye Wong and Lin Yayue had already been waiting there.
To be continued...