Seeing Yumil looking at me with a distrustful look, I immediately sang a folk song:

"My family lives on the loess high slope. The strong wind blows over the slope. Whether it is Li Yuchun or Zeng Yike, they are all my brothers and brothers. My family lives on the loess high slope. The sun passes over the slope. Whether it is Brother Chun or Brother Zeng, I will bless me to pass the exam and not fail the exam!" Then I jumped and hurriedly left.

After taking the car prepared by the Love Expert Advisor Group, I rode all the way to the place where I dated Pelidong. I quickly changed my appearance on the road and became dirty, like an evil ghost crawling out of hell.

Lin Yayue applied makeup on my face, and I wiped the sweat beads on my forehead and said, "How much time is left?"

"As the fastest speed, if you arrive now, it will be almost ten o'clock."

"Isn't that too late?"

"It's okay, waiting is sometimes an act of deepening feelings." Lin Yayue smiled sweetly.

"Uh...it makes sense." I said while rubbing my nose.

Lin Yayue leaned over, looked at my nose, frowned and asked:

"What's wrong with your nose?"

"It's okay... I used too much force to pick my nose, and it exploded with blood." I replied casually.

Lin Yayue looked distrustful, but I was unwilling to continue to investigate this issue. When I arrived at the date with Palidong, I saw Palidong standing on the side of the road from afar, still wearing a mourning white dress, posing candles in front of her, as if summoning ghosts.

"Come on, today I will try to coax Pelidong into bed and get one blood. This will be a great achievement." Lin Yayue cheered for me.

I got out of the car and sneaked out of the woods next to the road. It had been more than an hour. I didn't expect that she was still waiting here. It seemed that she was really patient.

I sneaked up from behind her, trying to give her a raid. Just as my hand hit her back, Pellidong suddenly turned around. At that moment, I saw a green-faced and fanged face, which scared me to the ground.

"Ghost, ghost!" I struggled and shouted.

Pellidong took off the mask from his face and showed a fair face. I immediately recovered.

"It turns out to be a mask..."

Pali Dong's face turned slightly red, saying:

“…scared you?”

"It's so scary." I patted my chest and said in a daze, "Why are you wearing a ghost mask?"

"...I bought it on the road stall, I like it very much." Palidong's answer was both concise and beyond the normal thinking of humans. "I want to scare you."

“…”

"What's wrong?" Pellidong continued to ask when he saw that I didn't say anything.

"Oh, nothing, I'll just see if my pants are wet..." I said stupidly.

Pellidong looked at me blankly and said:

"Can ghosts be scared? Will ghosts be scared to death?"

"Ghosts won't be scared to death, but they will be scared to pee." I replied anxiously.

Pellidong said oh, and she looked at me and said:

"I'm sorry, I fell asleep last night. When I woke up, you were gone."

"It's okay, actually I fell asleep too. When I woke up, I saw the King of Hell!"

Pellidon looked at me and said:

"Then why, you came so late today? Have you slept?"

I immediately put on a sad face and covered my face and said:

"Sister Dong, I'm sorry... Actually, I can't hide it from you anymore!"

Pellidon stepped forward and asked me:

"What's wrong?"

I said with a sad face:

"Today, the King of Hell told me that I can't stay in the world anymore... My time in the world will get shorter and shorter in the future... It's not that I don't want to come early, but because I'm about to leave forever, and it's probably difficult to see you Sister Dong again in the future."

Pellidon asked in a low voice:

"Leave, where to go? Are you going to heaven? I heard people say that ghosts will be reincarnated. Are you going to be reincarnated?"

I burst into tears and said:

"No, it's because the soul is gone and I'll leave forever."

Pellidong took a step back while covering her mouth and said with her eyes straight:

"…Why? Didn't it mean that as long as someone prays to the dead, they can be resurrected?"

I said with a stiff face:

"...But that's someone else. Others have so many family members who pray that they can be resurrected. Sister Dong, you know, I'm stupid and stupid. Everyone hates me. No one cares about me except you, but it's not enough to rely on your prayers..."

Pellidon's face began to become gloomy:

"...How come this happens...what, what should I do?"

I touched my head and said with a bitter face:

"...The King of Hell said that if I had some of my energy left in the world, I could be reincarnated with that energy... Then I could meet you again with Sister Dong..."

Pellidon grabbed my hand and asked, "…energy? How to do it?"

I blushed and didn't dare to speak anymore, but my eyes fell on Palidong's belly. Palidong seemed to have realized some embarrassing problem, and both of us were silent.

"If Sister Dong, you have my child... I will be reborn..."

When I said this, Palidong's face froze, and I looked at Palidong with sweat all over, waiting for her answer.

This is the action plan that Lin Yayue asked me to do. If you want to trick Pelidong into bed quickly and neatly, you can only use this trick.

"Good thing, Xiao Shiyilang, I can say such shameless words without blushing and breathing. I respect you as a man!" Faye Wong's praise came from afar, and I felt hot all over.

I quietly waited for Palidong's next reply. Her next reply was extremely important. Although I had prepared her promise and rejection at the same time, something I never expected happened.

Palidon, who was at a loss when he was still there, suddenly covered his face and ran into the woods beside him. This was something I never expected.

"Dong, Sister Dong!?" Seeing Pellidong turn around and run, I naturally chased after me.

Seeing me chasing, Pellidong in front of me became anxious. Without hesitation, she directly called a taxi, then opened the car door and got into the car.

"Yayue, Pellidong ran away." I was anxious to report to Lin Yayuehui. "Will I stimulate her?"

"Don't worry, we installed a tracker on her. She couldn't run far away. I don't know why she suddenly ran away." Lin Yayue's tone couldn't help but speed up.

"Where did she go?" I asked.

"I can't see it yet. You can follow along with me. You should know immediately." Lin Yayue quickly called me over the military car and followed closely behind Palidong. At the same time, the military immediately began to block all the important intersections that Palidong went as quickly as possible, and constantly created obstacles in the direction where Palidong went to to prevent Palidong from moving forward. Of course, the military did not dare to drive Palidong out of the car directly, but only played a certain hindrance. When things developed at this point, I could only wait and see where Palidong would go before making a decision.

Along the way, I guessed a lot of reasons why Pellidon suddenly ran away. Is it because I couldn't accept my sudden request for men and women? Or is it something else?

But when I saw Pellidon arrive at my destination, I was completely shocked.

"Xiao Shiyilang, Peilidong, she has arrived..." Lin Yayue's voice came from her headphones.

"Well, I've arrived too..." I looked at the building where Pellidong's car was parked.

I saw a dazzling big words hanging in front of the building:

Family Planning Commission!

"Family Planning Commission? What did she come here for? "I said blankly.

Regardless of the scattered scatter, I got out of the car and chased after me. When I first entered the door, I saw Pellidong wandering around the front hall of the Family Planning Commission building. I rushed in and said silly:

"Sister Dong! Why are you running, Sister Dong?"

Seeing me, Palidon was a little surprised, and his hands were folded and he didn't know what to say.

"You, why are you here?"

"Aren't I chasing Sister Dong, you came?" I asked.

Pellidon whispered to the receptionist in the front hall, then looked at me again, and said:

"I heard that when you plan to have children, you have to issue a family planning certificate. So I rushed over and issued a certificate."

Nani? Lin Yayue and Faye Wong were all stunned.

"The family planning certificate is a certificate issued when there is a birth plan? I am also drunk with this stingy understanding." Faye Wong clapped her hands and said, "I almost forgot that the ghost girl is a social idiot... I didn't expect that this copycat is the same!"

"No matter what, since Pelidong came to the Family Planning Commission so directly, it means that she no longer rejects you in her heart. Xiao Shiyilang, this is a good opportunity." Qi Miao said excitedly.

"Actually... I think the biggest problem is that Pellidong doesn't even know how to give birth..." Faye Wong said with a vague concern, "Don't underestimate the level of social idiots as a home girl. There are two things in this world that cannot be believed, the feet of the national football team and the brain of the ghost girl."

I listened to Faye Wong and the others' nonsense, and Lin Yayue took the opportunity to say, "Xiao Shiyilang, take advantage of the victory to pursue this place, hurry up and coax Pelidong into the hotel."

"No, no problem..." I replied softly, and was about to step forward to explain the fertility issue to Pelidong, but at this moment, a panic-kick suddenly came from Lin Yayue:

"Stop! Xiao Shiyilang, hurry up and take Palidong away from the Family Planning Commission! Quick!"

I was stunned, turned around and asked softly:

"What's wrong?"
To be continued...