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Chapter One Sixth Team/Xiao Shijilang Line(2/2)

"Sister Qingcheng, just say it straight, we are not going to give you a blind date. We are going to go to the end of the world and everyone will be finished. Why don't we ask a different question? Sister Qingcheng, when you see a man, your heart will be beating faster and your face will be red. There is an urge to hold on to him tightly?"

Gu Qingcheng said coldly:

"That's probably Lao Wang next door. Every time I see him, I want to grab his collar and plug his bank card and force him to spit out the money he owes me."

Faye Wong wrapped her hands around her chest and tilted her mouth aside and interrupted:

"Come on, I'll be idle for more time. Don't waste my youth on such boring problems. Qingcheng died at her feet from childhood to adulthood than under the tiles of the Great Wall. Qingcheng was not interested in men at all. Qingcheng looked at her... and knew that she was only interested in money. Otherwise, look at her daily lifestyle. Eating foie gras is calculated in ounces, caviar is calculated in carats, and the mineral water she drinks is airlifted from the Alps, and it has to be calculated in gallons. Even the plastic film of the sanitary napkin must be rich. She has devoted her mind to these things, so how can she have time to fall in love?"

Gu Qingcheng narrowed his eyes slightly and glanced at Faye Wong, but he just held the black tea, maintaining her usual cold and arrogant iceberg queen temperament. He was unquestionable to Faye Wong's answer.

For some reason, I suddenly felt the atmosphere a little nervous. I looked at Gu Qingcheng and Faye Wong again. I always felt that the momentum between the two was a little conflicted. At this moment, Lin Yayue clapped her hands at the right time and said with a smile:

"No matter what, no matter what, at least we have a direction, the strategy is simple. Isn't it just pretending to be a rich man? Haha. Then we will spend money, spend a lot of money, backed by the resources of the state machines of various countries on the earth. It is probably easier to make a super master - so the code name for our next action against Yumier is - 'Men must pretend'!"

"Men have to pretend? This name is quite touching, I like it." Hu Shubao patted his hands and agreed, "But what should I do if there is another monster? It's the big black bird that looks like Guimei?"

Everyone turned to Ye Guimei. Ye Guimei was wearing a white long dress without lace, no beads and pendants. Bai Sude was like Sadako in the midnight bell. With Ye Guimei's long black hair that looked like a waterfall and almost level with her eye peaks left a large shadow on her face, making outsiders unable to see her eyes. Walking on the road in broad daylight can scare heart disease patients to death.

"Ghost sister, what about you? What kind of boy do you like? Just tell ghost stories and tell them to everyone." Qi Miao said in a hurry.

The ghost girl is Ye Guimei's nickname. Because her dress and appearance are too similar to Sadako in Midnight Fighting Bell, and the name itself is close to the sound, so she got such a nickname, but the ghost girl herself never seems to mind.

The ghost girl sat in a corner of the conference table and was sluggishly, kneading her little hands shyly without saying a word. She was usually not good at speaking, and her voice was low and thin. If she hadn't listened to her carefully, most people would mistakenly think that it was caused by the glowing wind in her ears or the crying of a female ghost floating from somewhere.

Hu Shubao looked at the ghost girl who was eager to speak but stopped, and seemed to remember something and said:

"I remember, the ghost girl did date a boy before."

"Oh? Really fake?" Hu Shubao's words immediately attracted everyone's gossip.

"Really. And it's from our class!" Hu Shubao said nonchalantly, "But it seems that the boy is unilaterally pursuing the ghost girl."

Faye Wong snatched potato chips from Hua Xiaolan with great enthusiasm and asked while eating:

"What happened to them later?"

"Later, when the boy was watching "The Curse", the ghost girl happened to visit his house. After that, I never saw that boy come to school again." Hu Shubao said helplessly.

“…”

Lin Yayue coughed and changed her mouth:

"Let's not talk about sad things, let's change the question. Guimei, what kind of movies and TV series do you often watch? Do you watch Korean, Japanese, or American TV series? Are there any male actors you like in it?"

Ye Guimei raised her head, and a pair of black and bright eyes appeared under her bangs, and then she quickly made a long list of movies:

"Zombies", "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village", "Zombie World War", "Death Video", "Midnight Bell 123", "Grudge", "Zombie Return", "Zombie Holocaust", "Ghost Mountain Tomb", "Senior Brother Crashing Ghost"...

"Uh..." Lin Yayue looked down at the list of movies given by Ye Guimei, and fell into a long thought.

"I know why the ghost girl is always so strong. No man dares to approach you anymore. Are the movies you give me? "Farewell Faye Wong looked at the ghost girl with an angry look, and the ghost girl lowered her head in shame. The ghost girl was not good at speaking. She always kept silent about what kind of man she liked, and her confidentiality was even more serious than Gu Qingcheng. Seeing the ghost girl's appearance, everyone could almost conclude that she really only loves dead people but not living people.

"Hey, what should I do? Sister Qingcheng loves money but not men, girl loves zombies but not living people, and it's okay to be honest. Even bonfire has appeared. Can't we have a few normal people?" Qi Miao learned to drill holes in his head, but still couldn't come up with a way.

Lin Yayue frowned and thought:

"Actually, there is no way..."

"Yayue, what are your strange ideas?" Qi Miao looked at Lin Yayue with excitement.

Lin Yayue said with a wry smile:

"There is no wonder, it's a bad idea. Since the ghost girl doesn't like living people, then we can simply arrange a zombie to have a ghost marriage. The code name is called - Human-Ghost Love is Not End!"

I spit out an old blood on the spot, wiping the corner of my mouth and said:

"The relationship between humans and ghosts has not yet ended? Yayue, you are going to go against the will of heaven, right? Where are you looking for zombies?"

Lin Yayue blinked in a lively blink and said:

"Can't find the zombie, can't we create one? Xiao Shiyilang, this arduous task will be handed over to you!"

"I? Yafedie, I've already planned to wash my hands and abandon my doctor and conquer my heart. I will never do such a love-loving thing again..." I said in a muffled voice.

"Don't do this, Xiao Shiyilang, you have already won four yuan in a row. Four is so unlucky? A sixth is the perfect ending." Faye Wong slapped me in a blunt manner, but I could only smile bitterly.

Qi Miao asked Lin Yayue curiously:

"Sister Yayue, you are so resourceful and extremely intelligent. You have even thought of the code of action so quickly. So what should you do specifically?"

Lin Yayue said with a smile:

"Actually, these are all inspirations from novels I have written before. I have accumulated over the years to accumulate strength. The specific process of our action, simply put, is the 'transformation'!"

"Transformation meter?" Everyone looked at Lin Yayue with confusion.

Lin Yayue said:

"It's exactly that. Gu Qingcheng has been in a noble family since childhood and has been exposed to too many gold, silver, jewelry, luxury cars and famous clothes. So if she created luxurious living conditions for Yumier from the beginning, she would definitely not have any feelings for Xiao Shiyilang, who pretended to be a rich man. So at the beginning, we should let Yumier live in the countryside, be a child of a poor family, and feel the simplicity of the countryside! In this way, she would have psychological disabilities when she saw Xiao Shiyilang later."

"On the other hand, because Guimei is introverted, she usually has few people to come into contact with and is not good at speaking, so we have to turn around and force Pelidong into the social circle of celebrities from the beginning, so that she can get in touch with the nightlife of celebrities with a nobleman who is not good at socializing, and she will feel lonely. At that time, Xiao Shiyilang will appear as a lonely waiter with a similar status to Pelidong, and stage a sad scene. In the end, it will be natural to have a personal love affair before she can end her personal love!"

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, Sister Yayue, you can be the planner of a blind date program. Now I find that the writers are really a terrible group." Qi Miaozan applauded continuously.

"It sounds reliable, so let's do it... by the way," Hu Shubao suddenly remembered something, "because I was eliminated from a large group of male players when I was with Shakolos and Leviathan, and I heard that the government has once again selected a large number of male guests from the world. I'm afraid our competitors will be more intense this time than the previous round."

"What are you afraid of? I'm here, I'll let them come in and lie down." Faye Wong said with her hands ready to rub her hands.

As a person who has calmed down two monster riots in a row, I am very respected by the official. With Faye Wong and the others, the official is naturally more optimistic about me, but I have begun to feel tired and tired of the next strategy. Whenever I think of Xiao Kui, Xiao Wei and Xia Kelus's faces, I feel a strong sense of self-blame and even disgusted with myself. I even want to withdraw from this unreasonable proposal battle, but Faye Wong and the military repeatedly stopped me and persuaded me to carry out the mission to the end.

Because my psychological condition is not good, the official also invited a large group of more reliable people than in the previous round of battles to be on the safe side. I heard that these characters are either young and promising second-generation rich people in business, princes of the British royal family, descendants of European nobles, and each of them is of great origin.

Four hours later, Yumil woke up. Before she woke up, the military had taken the lead in sending her to a remote mountainous area with a helicopter, allowing her to live in a simple and backward mountain village, where there were neither electrical appliances nor modern equipment. In short, it was all kinds of inconvenience. In Qimiao's words, it was a place where mosquitoes would be bitten by mosquitoes when they went to a hut.

Pellidong was sent to Jiangxinzhou, where the most wealthy people in Nanjing, commonly known as the Rich Island, and is the richest place in Nanjing. There are hundreds of top domestic rich people living there. There are so many wealthy people there and there are so many celebrities. For introverted women like Pellidong, it is the most likely place to develop social fear.

Using Lin Yayue’s plan, this is the so-called deformation meter and psychological difference strategy method.

"The first and the second are adaptation periods. Any woman will feel rejected by unfamiliar environments. Therefore, it is necessary to first let Pellidong and Yumier feel familiar with their living environment, adjust their mental state, know their situation and have a psychological positioning for themselves before making a strategy." Lin Yayue, the chief planner of the action, used the headphones to broadcast the process of the action remotely. "During this period, Xiao Shiyilang, please ask you to use your strong memory and learning ability to quickly adapt to the role you need to play."

In Lin Yayue's script, I need to play two completely opposite characters, namely the inconspicuous waiter in the club and Prince William of the British royal family, who is also the first heir to the royal family. Not only does he have supreme power, but he is also rich and can control the large oil fields in Central Asia. He is a big figure with a wide range of hands and eyes. It is really a big challenge for me to interpret these two characters seamlessly.

For this reason, the official airlifted me a lot of teachers and ballroom dance instructors from aristocratic etiquette courses, allowing me to remember these aristocratic elements in my heart with my strong memory.

In the past two days, the military also asked a social group to negotiate with Pelidon and Yumier, telling them that humans do not want to conflict with them. As long as they can adapt to the life of human society, humans can accommodate and accept them and give them good social status. In fact, this set of military use was used by the military as early as Agni and Shakoros. However, this kind of negotiation only guarantees their lives. If they want to make them fall in love with humans, they must have special guides to break into their inner world.

During the training, I kept following the completely different life experiences of the two girls, Yumier and Perryton, through surveillance video. Yumier's life can be said to be terrible:

I live in a thatched earthen tiled house, the windows are made of paper and have holes that are big on the head. I only eat two meals a day. I eat millet porridge with Lao Gan Ma, I use broken bowls with horns and chopsticks of varying lengths. I sit on a bench with a 15-degree inclination. I use broken basins for feet washing, and I use spring-filled mother beds. The three-hole plugs in the room are equipped with two-hole sockets. The dirt in the kettle grows vegetable seedlings. As for the sewer entrance, it is blocked tightly by a group of fist-sized cockroaches with thick bodies. The straw paper in the toilet is yellow whether it is used or after use.

What's even more terrifying is that no matter day or night, there are always two aunts outside the house scrambling each other and scolding each other:

"Do you think it's great to afford breakfast? My family always eats Lao Gan Ma with hand-catch cakes!"

"Do you think your son is cool to ride a ox cart? My son takes paid bus every day!"

"Do you think it's amazing to have a credit card with an overdraft of 40 cents? Any zipper in my bag can bring out a stack of green Mao Zedong!"

"We always go to the public toilet for a fee! We eat Master Kong, who has eggs!"

"Hahaha, poor bird, what's that? Our family always only uses foreign oil lamps and does not use fingers to pick them in the toilet!"

"Hahaha, I've always had twelve TVs in our house! There are always more than two toilet paper in the bathroom!"

The so-called poverty is a disease, and it will be infected over time. Under the influence of the village girl specially arranged by the military, Yumier was also invisibly influenced by the poor culture, especially under the indiscriminate 24 hours a day, I saw Yumier had begun to move to the verge of collapse, especially when she was wearing a cloth made of a patched baina shirt, holding a cracked wooden shoe in the middle, and carrying a wooden barrel full of water to wash the septic tank, my entire worldview felt subverted. Unexpectedly, Gu Qingcheng's clone, who had always been noble and arrogant, was so miserable after falling into the villagers.

In contrast, Pellidon flew to the branches overnight. She had a smooth black hair tied up in the middle. The lotus-colored collar dress was paired with a translucent hollow shawl, and a shell-colored bead scarf, which set off a round and jade-like aristocratic queen temperament. The flame-red lips revealed a charming and charming look. This was a red carpet style designed by the designer of the Eliesaab brand from Lebanon. This elegant and luxurious style directly pulled Ye Guimei's charm three steps in a row, making her body exuding charming brilliance, which was simply revealed from top to bottom the momentum of killing people and killing Buddhas.

"It's really a man who relies on clothes and Buddhas to dress up as a man. I didn't expect Sadako to become a goddess." Qi Miao looked at Pelidong who had transformed herself and said with great praise.

"Yes, last time I heard that the ghost girl went to interview five times and the interviewer was scared and urinated six times. Now I guess the interviewer wanted to suck the urine back in his nostrils!" Hu Shubao said in a high spirit. "But, Sister Yayue, is your plan really reliable? I feel that your plan is either playing a big game of chess or making a big death."

Lin Yayue put her finger on the center of her lips, smiled mysteriously, and said:
Chapter completed!
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