Chapter 10 Give My Mother Star a Face(1/2)
Li Jian now has only 500 damage points, which is too little for the mission, let alone deal with the aliens lurking on the earth and waiting for opportunities.
If he can harvest a large wave of damage at this time, it will undoubtedly be a timely help for him, increasing his confidence and bargaining chips against aliens.
Moreover, Brother Octopus in front of him has eight tentacles. If he swung it, the damage value would not be released quickly? It would be so satisfying.
"court death!"
The anger in Brother Octopus's heart was instantly ignited. There was a food alley next to him who specialized in making octopus. He usually looked very greedy, but no, he was very angry. Today, someone actually said that, it was just pouring fuel on the iron plate. It was so fragrant, no, so annoying.
He changed back to his prototype, with eight tentacles spreading their teeth and claws gradually growing into thick and long whips. When he swayed, he would even sound a whirring sound of wind breaking. If this hit him, the consequences would be unimaginable.
"Hurry up, don't be fooled." Li Jian raised his head and said with awesomeness, "If you frown, you will not be a real man."
If you lose, you don’t lose. If you want to fight, you will provoke first. If you fight, you will curse the streets first. The tradition must be inherited.
Brother Octopus was furious, and a tentacle was raised high and pulled hard towards the earthlings in front of him.
"Welcome the trial of the end!"
Li Jian was unmoved and still had a hip muscle. He controlled the temperament of the whole audience so tightly that he even had a little expectation in his heart.
Come on, smoke me, I have a lot of time anyway.
Brother Octopus was completely angry and thought that you not only insulted me, but also teased me.
"Bang!"
The tentacles twitched on Li Jian's shoulder, and Li Jian turned straight in place like a gyro for three and a half weeks before staggering and stopping.
His star eyes were wide open, bloodshot inside was full, his face was twitching, and his muscles were uncontrollable, but even so, he didn't frown.
Damage value 77
Bai Xiaomei came to him carefully, looking at the place where the tentacles were beaten, and her T-shirt was broken with a big hole. A long red blood mark wrapped around her back to her chest, like a snake, which hurts when she looked.
"Are you okay?" Bai Xiaomei asked worriedly. The development of things was completely different from what she imagined. Shouldn't it be unscathed?
Yes, Li Jian was also confused. What about the promise of absorbing damage and immune attack?
It was a biting pain, like a red soldering iron pressing on his body, his entire shoulder burning, almost pulling his soul out of his body.
Can you only be immune to energy waves and cannot be immune to other attacks?
He looked at the extra 77 damage points and was in tears, and he could not make up for the damage suffered by his body.
"Well, I'll go out to buy a knife first." Li Jian said with gritted his teeth.
Be safe, but don't show off.
Brother Octopus frowned. Although he had no eyebrows, the surprise in his eyes was real.
The unreserved draw just now, shouldn’t the fragile earthlings be divided into two? Why can we still stand up well and just suffer some skin trauma?
Just as Li Jian was about to go out, he heard a 'bang' sound. There was a metal mesh-shaped security door in front of him, blocking the way out tightly.
The sunlight shines through the metal mesh, leaving fish scale-like shadows on the ground, and the shop suddenly becomes much darker, but it does not have much impact on people's vision.
What are you going to do, close the door and let the dog go?
Are you so arrogant because you have the support of the Animal Protection Association?
He turned his head and looked at Bai Xiaomei. After all, he was a person from a high-level planet. He probably wouldn't have only one big move. He always suspected that Bai Xiaomei was hiding something from him.
People who are wandering around the world can do nothing without hiding tricks? People on high-level planets should not even not understand this minimum truth.
Bai Xiaomei blinked and hid back and said, "What are you watching me? You said you have been waiting for me for a long time and want to help me leave the earth. Now the opportunity is here, hurry up and use death to defend your promise to me." As she said that, she turned back to the silver star man and looked at Brother Octopus, and said seriously, "You can hit me, okay, but if you hit him, then don't hit me? Actually, I'm not familiar with this person, just want to find him to lead a way. I'm from Silver Star, everyone is alien, and aliens don't kill aliens."
Li Jian was stunned, as if he was stunned, chicken... Jiji and Jiji, Mulan was also confused, and indeed was cheated by this woman again.
It would be a pity if you are so good at shirking the blame.
Now, there is no way out.
"Yes, because everyone is alien, I will spare you once today." Brother Octopus said generously. He could fully feel the horror of the energy wave, which was the purest destructive power in the universe.
Although the other party confessed that the energy wave was insufficient, he did not dare to be careless. It would be better to be a favor and avoid an extra strong rival.
Bai Xiaomei breathed a sigh of relief, and the muscles on her face relaxed. She blinked at Li Jian, as if saying: "My fellow Taoist is dead, I'm sorry, please be blessed."
Li Jian was very angry. He agreed not to abandon or give up. Is there any socialist concept of honor and disgrace? If you don’t know what the eight honors and eight shames are, I don’t mind carving a monument for you to remember.
At this moment, Wuji's mother's words before her death were still echoing in her ears: When you grow up, beware of women lying to you. The better the woman is, the more lying you will be.
Li Jian silently measured the strength of both sides of the enemy and us, Bai Xiaomei, who was unable to defeat us. If he fought hard, he would be 100% on the spot with his situation and would die without a place to die. The only way was to win by surprise.
He pondered for a moment, and at the moment when Brother Squidward's tentacles were about to be pumped again, he suddenly shouted, "Wait, actually, I am also an alien, give my mother star a face."
What?
Brother Octopus was stunned. His tentacles stopped in the air. The aura of the earthlings was so strong. Do you dare to say that you are an alien? Are you injustice?
Bai Xiaomei was also confused. She was still an earthling last night, so why did she become an alien today? She is so unconventional.
"Are you an alien too?" Brother Octopus asked with his eyes narrowed, "Which planet are you from?" His tentacles wandered back and forth around the other party. As long as the other party dared to lie, he would immediately suck it up.
"Actually, I am the legendary brick star man." Li Jian stretched out his hand and had a brick in his palm. "This is my ID card, let's find out."
Well……
Brother Octopus scratched his head with a tentacle, "Brick Star Man"? Why have you never heard of it? The key is that it sounds so awkward. As for the ID card, if he read it correctly, it is an ordinary brick.
Of course, he did not dare to draw a conclusion on his own. The universe is so big that there are all kinds of wonders. Maybe there are really brick stars? After all, the opponent's strength to resist beating is there.
Just in case, he turned his head and looked at Bai Xiaomei next to him and asked, "Is he a brick star?" He said, pointing a tentacle at Li Jian.
It’s not that he is afraid of the Brick Stars, but that he does not want to cause opposition between the two advanced planets.
Bai Xiaomei looked at Li Jian. She really didn't want the other party to die. After all, she still owed her five energy blocks. She still understood the truth that the debt of death was eliminated. So after thinking about it, she said vaguely, "It should be, it's a bit different from normal earthlings anyway."
Poorer than normal people on earth.
Brother Octopus' eyes turned, and he was not sure of being a fraud. He was just a brick. He was not even afraid of swords and guns on the earth. Will he be afraid of a brick?
So he grabbed the brick with his tentacles and took it to him. After looking at it for a while, his brows became more and more frowning. Finally, he couldn't help asking, "Isn't this your ID card? Why is there no text on it?"
"That's the text of our brick star. How can you, Zhang Xingren, understand it? Let me explain it to you." Li Jian walked to Brother Squidward, pointed to the pattern on the brick, and said seriously, "This pattern is translated and read: Yu, this word is read: Zhou..."
Brother Octopus looked at it very seriously and gradually relaxed his vigilance. The tentacles that were swaying around slowly hang down, becoming shorter, thinner and smaller, looking very dirty.
"This word is read: brick..."
When Li Jian saw that Brother Squidward was very sensible, he knew that his chance had come, so he bought another piece of universe fragment with his right hand behind him. He held the fish's death-breaking enlightenment and raised his hand and slapped Brother Squid on Brother Squidward's big head.
"This word is read: shoot!"
"Bang!"
The brick hit the octopus's forehead.
"Those who offend me on Earth will hurt each other!" Li Jian yelled loudly.
No gorgeous words can describe his image at this time. Only the freeze-frame shots that play frame by frame can show his exposed domineering aura.
At this moment, countless heroes flashed in front of Li Jian's eyes. Whoever and whoever are there, and he finally did not disappoint the expectations of his ancestors and did not embarrass the people on earth...
This is bragging. He only has the shadow of his mother in his head. He can finally reunite with his mother and live alone, so lonely.
Bai Xiaomei, who was standing beside her, was completely stupid. The man's bravery and majestic aura was fully reflected at the moment of waving the bricks, and an urge to kneel down and call me brother came out in her heart.
Brother Octopus felt dizzy in his head, his eyes were filled with stars, and his ears were buzzing. He looked at Li Jian blankly, not understanding why another ID card appeared in the other party's hand.
"Good...slabs...bricks!"
After saying that, Brother Octopus fell to the ground with a "bang", motionless like a dead fish
"Damage value 88"
Huh?
Li Jian looked over in surprise and things were a bit unexpected.
So unbearable?
To be honest, he didn't have much hope for the bricks, and he was ready to be pulled by the windmill. But just before Zhang Xingren fell down, he praised "good bricks", which made him start to face the fragments of the universe.
The products in the Universe Convenience Store are indeed extraordinary.
After this battle, the fragments of the universe completely corrected themselves.
And he, Li Jian, the deeds of beating aliens, will surely become a legend, and he deserves the number one person on earth.
"Wow!"
Bai Xiaomei suddenly screamed, then ran to Zhang Xingren, stomped on Brother Squidward's face with her new high heels, and said something in her mouth, "Let you threaten me and let you not tell the truth, you know we are amazing!"
Li Jian:???
Who just kept the blame? Who was busy breaking the relationship just now? Who just said aliens don’t beat aliens?
Bai Xiaomei vented for a while before stopping, looked up at Li Jian and asked naturally, "What should we do now?"
"We?" Li Jian weighed the brick in his hand, "What should you do?"
Bai Xiaomei was stunned for a moment, looking at the bricks in Li Jian's hand. She had already seen the charm of the slap and could no longer suspect that the bricks were useless.
To be continued...