Chapter 9 Flatten him for me
Bai Xiaomei from Li Jian's memory told him about the evolution of life on the planet. Some people regard octopus as ancestors and some people regard cockroaches as ancestors. They were surprised when they heard it, but they didn't take it seriously. Who would have thought that in a blink of an eye, a Zhang Xingren immediately popped up, and this Zhang Xingren opened a shop on the most prosperous commercial street in Anzhou.
You should know that as a native of Anzhou, Li Jian has come here to shop since he was a child. Usually, everyone thinks that aliens are far away, but who would have thought that they are actually by our side?
"Silly, why are you apologizing?" Bai Xiaomei glanced at Li Jian and said with a sneer, "If I hadn't reminded you just now, you have become his mouth food. What's ridiculous is that you actually want to protect him, a childish earthling."
What?
Li Jian remembered the way Brother Squidward opened his mouth when he turned around. Didn’t he say he would take him to see alien civilization? This alien is not civilized to repay his kindness with grudges.
"You, how did you know that he is an alien?" Li Jian smacked his lips and felt that he had saved his life.
Speaking of which, these aliens who come to Earth are too arrogant. If you disagree, you will die. This is true for Bai Xiaomei and so is Brother Octopus.
Are people on earth so easy to bully?
"Hmph, how can I tell you this kind of thing? But now I know how powerful I am?" Bai Xiaomei looked arrogant.
I am new to the place and am not familiar with it. If I want to survive, my trump card is indispensable.
"I don't know you, are you new?" At this time, Brother Octopus had turned back to the appearance of an earthling, but his eyes were staring at Bai Xiaomei. Obviously, in his eyes, the alien Bai Xiaomei, was more dangerous than Li Jian, the earthling.
"You are not qualified to find out about me." Bai Xiaomei said coldly, "Tell me quickly, where can I find the energy block!"
Even if they are both high-level planets, they will be divided into different levels. In her opinion, the Silver Star is undoubtedly the highest-level at the top of the pyramid.
"Are you kidding?" Brother Octopus said with a smile, "Who will show off the treasure of energy blocks everywhere?"
Li Jianshen nodded with approval. Although he had never seen the energy block, in terms of the value of the energy block, it is a time bomb for the weak, which can easily cause death.
If he had got a treasure, he would definitely not dare to show off everywhere. He was not afraid of thieves stealing, but was afraid of thieves thinking about it. Is there still fewer things to kill and rob people throughout the ages?
"Don't worry, we will pay." Bai Xiaomei said.
"How do I know whether you are buying or robbing?" Brother Octopus looked at Li Jian and Bai Xiaomei, and said with a lip of his lips, "It's not that I look down on you. According to the currency here, an energy block costs at least 100 billion knives. Can you afford it?"
Li Jian was stunned when he heard this, and his mind was even blank.
One thousand yuan is OK, one hundred billion knives... He doesn't know how many 0 yuan there are, and he has never seen such a big ticket for the underworld coins.
I thought that Bai Xiaomei said that he was only worth a small corner on the energy block was a bit insulting. Now it seems that he is too proud of him, and he even has the urge to sell himself.
"You don't need to worry about this. We will ask, so we can naturally afford it." Bai Xiaomei turned her head and looked at Li Jian, "Right?"
Li Jian looked embarrassed. He now regretted that he had agreed to help find the energy block without knowing what it was.
It’s a hundred billion knife, and it’s very difficult to get a cheat.
When Bai Xiaomei saw Li Jian not speaking, she frowned slightly and said dissatisfiedly, "You can't even have this little money, right?"
Dot? Your family calls 100 billion knives a dot?
"Well, almost." Li Jian said shyly.
“How much difference?”
"One hundred billion knives."
"What, what do you mean is that you don't have a penny?" Bai Xiaomei looked surprised. She knew that the other party was poor. She never thought that the other party was so poor that she couldn't afford a piece of energy.
"It's not that there is no penny. Apart from buying clothes for you, there is still a thousand yuan left on you. Why don't I give you the money and you buy it yourself? Maybe when someone sees you are a princess, they will give you a discount." Li Jian had to pay for it.
Bai Xiaomei's face suddenly became gloomy. If it weren't for the lack of superpowers, she would have wanted to give the other party a thousand arrows at the same time.
If you don’t have money, what kind of ordinary people do you pretend to be?
It’s true that she is the Princess of Silver Star, but she is not the Princess of the Universe. How could people from other planets give her face?
"How much money can you make in a day?" Bai Xiaomei asked patiently. She could make money without money. She could wait a few more days, even a few weeks. Anyway, her father gave her ten years of competition, and the outcome was not at this moment.
"A day... if there are too many people, you can earn less than 200 yuan, Chinese coins." Li Jian said in a low voice.
"Two hundred?" Bai Xiaomei looked at Li Jian blankly, her face becoming increasingly ugly. After a long time, she suddenly covered her forehead with her hands, and her heart was filled with helplessness and depression.
She had realized that if she relied on this earthling to earn money to buy energy stones and return it to her, she would never want to leave the earth and return to the Silver Star in her life.
"Haha, the two poor guys also want to buy energy blocks and overestimate their abilities." After Brother Octopus laughed loudly, he looked impatient and looked like he was driving a beggar. "Go away quickly, don't delay my business here."
Li Jian looked at Bai Xiaomei carefully, then picked up the clothing shopping bags on the ground. He knew that the other party must be in a bad mood, so he just treated these clothes as compensation for the other party.
He was about to go out, but he saw Bai Xiaomei suddenly lifting her head, with a serious expression and a firm look, as if she had made up some decision.
Intuition told Li Jian that this guy was going to do it again.
She waved her little hand and gave him a cold order.
"Pretend him to me."
"ah?"
Li Jian looked at Bai Xiaomei in surprise. Even if Zhang Xingren didn't say it, he didn't have to do it, right?
Bai Xiaomei looked at Li Jian who was still moving, "What are you doing when you stand there? Is the creditor not good at speaking? Don't be afraid, I'm there."
There are too many lice and no worries about debt. Li Jian really wants to tell Bai Xiaomei that on earth, the one who owes money is the old man, but if you think about it carefully, what the other party said is wrong.
Who owe you money?
Why did I fail in my blind date, don’t you think you have any idea?
We are equal. I helped you for peace and friendship between the two planets. I know how to defeat you?
"Don't be impulsive." Li Jian looked at the streets that were coming and going outside and whispered to Xiaomei, "In our country, beating people is illegal."
Bai Xiaomei glanced at Li Jian, "Is it illegal to hit you Earthlings, but is it illegal to hit aliens?"
"this……"
Li Jian blinked and looked surprised. He had never considered this issue, and he believed that the person who made the law had never considered it.
Yes, is it illegal to fight aliens?
When Bai Xiaomei saw Li Jian hesitating, she instigated, "What are you afraid of? Aliens like him who live on Earth all year round must have his unknown purpose, such as engaging in intelligence activities and providing information on the earth to their mother planet. Maybe you will be slaves to Zhang Xingren in the future."
Li Jian's mood immediately became heavier. If these aliens stayed on Earth with the purpose of invasion, then he felt that he had to give the Earthlings a long face and let the aliens know that the Earthlings are not easy to bully. He didn't want to become a slave to the aliens. Isn't it good to be a small socialist flower?
But Bai Xiaomei's vigorous instigation made him hesitate again. After all, this woman has cheated him once or twice. Even if he learns from his mistakes, he should have a better memory and ask more questions when encountering things.
"Why don't you go?" Li Jian asked suspiciously. With the other party's superpowers, killing Zhang Xingren would be like moving his fingers.
Could it be that they want to provoke a war between the Earthlings and the Zhang Xingren and make a fortune from it?
His heart immediately became alert, this is the alien's heart that will not die on my earth.
Bai Xiaomei gently brushed off the beautiful skirt on her body and said shyly, "I am a girl and a princess, how can I move at will?"
vomit!
Li Jian wanted to vomit.
There is nothing wrong with saying this from any girl, but it will be a big problem when it comes from Bai Xiaomei's words.
Did you poke me last night and you didn’t think much of it?
What kind of lady plays as a lady from a family? Haven’t she played yet?
When Bai Xiaomei saw that Li Jian was still not moving, she frowned in a hurry, and finally said helplessly, "Tell me the truth, my ability has not been restored yet, and I don't know what's going on on your earth. The energy of the universe is too thin, which makes me absorb it too slowly. In fact, it's not that I wanted to stop just now, but that I don't have much energy in my body, so you can't tell others."
"Yeah, I understand." Li Jian nodded in understanding.
However, the other party's image in his eyes also fell from a psychopath who killed people by blocking people to a verbal girl who is strong on the outside and fucked on the inside.
It is the best proof that evil will be punished.
Brother Squidward looked at the two people in front of him speechlessly, could he keep some people in his mind when he was telling him secrets and treat him as air, right?
He has lived on Earth for so many years, and it is really rare to have a combination of Earthlings and aliens. No, it is the first time he has met.
Have people from high-level planets begun to get along well with people from low-level planets and be honest with each other?
Brother Octopus began to doubt life.
"This Zhang Xingren must know the whereabouts of the energy block. Let's beat him up first to let him know how powerful we are. If you don't believe him, he won't say anything." Bai Xiaomei said confidently.
"Coercion? I understand, but he looks very powerful. Do you know his weaknesses?" Li Jian asked cautiously. Only by knowing oneself and an enemy can you win every battle.
"I don't know very well. I heard that their tentacles can stretch and have infinite power. It's easy to lift people up. Just hide from his tentacles. Besides, can you absorb the damage? I believe you." Bai Xiaomei patted Li Jian's shoulder, her eyes full of trust.
Li Jian's heart moved, yes, why did he forget this?
I can absorb damage, I can be immune to attack, who am I afraid of?
He rolled up his sleeves, pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed at Brother Octopus with the other hand, "If you know the truth, please explain it quickly, otherwise I will make you an octopus."
Li Jian felt that his words were absolutely epoch-making, and the earthlings stood up from now on.
Applause and sprinkle flowers.
Chapter completed!