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Chapter 260 The Taoist goes down the mountain

This fat black Taoist can see through me at a glance, and it seems that he is a little good at Taoism. I heard from my grandfather that Chengfeng is the great master of Dao of Longhu Mountain. I guess his disciples are not far from it. I don’t know the origin of this fat black Taoist and it is not easy to get angry with him. One is that the incense that Chengfeng is inextricable. On the other hand, behind this fat black Taoist is the Taoist ancestral courtyard of Longhu Mountain. Longhu Mountain has always had a transcendent status in the Xuanmen. However, Longhu Mountain had never known this before. Now a Taoist suddenly came down the mountain, and maybe some other situations would happen.

"My life was saved by Senior Chengfeng back then. Now, Master Dao came to his house, let alone letting the boy cook to cook a table of food, even if he asked me to put the oil pan, he would never frown. If Master Dao didn't dislike me, I would do it now." I smiled.

The fat black Taoist priest was not polite, and even waved his hand impatiently: "Don't be so slick. I really let you put the oil pan, I'm afraid you won't be able to put it in. I'm very hungry now, so hurry up and do it. If I waited for a long time, maybe I'd change my mind and stop eating."

"Hey!" Uncle San sneered. Anyone who knows Uncle San knows that Uncle San will be furious next. I quickly pulled Uncle San out of the house. Uncle San chuckled and said with anger: "This damn person really treats himself as a character. If it weren't for the old Taoist Chengfeng, you Uncle San, I would have slapped him with a big ear!"

"I would rather have one more passerby than one more enemy. Longhushan has always been inexplicably stubborn in this matter. Don't cause any trouble at critical moments." I said.

Uncle San’s temper has really eased a lot now, and at least he could listen to others’ advice. He nodded and said, “You can’t spoil the dog, you can’t even spoil the soup, the dessert after the meal? You don’t have to worry about being overwhelmed, so you can cook two dishes casually, don’t you like it or not!”

I smiled and didn't answer, so I went into the kitchen. Uncle San also called the restaurant at the entrance of the village and asked them to send some fresh vegetables and meat. I have been living alone in Luoyang for many years and I can cook. But to be honest, I used to cook and eat it when I cooked it before, and it doesn't care about the color, fragrance and smell. However, Li Xue's cooking skills are good. She was willing to help me make it, but when I think of the obscene appearance of the black fat Taoist priest, I gave up. With Li Xue's instructions to cook, the dishes were quite decent. The black fat Taoist priest looked really hungry.

As long as he cooked a dish and served it on the table, he immediately ate the rice for several large bowls. The others who dared to invite the table to sit on the table could only watch him eat it alone. This meal lasted for more than two hours, and the eight-vegetarian and six-course soup was enough. It was difficult to find dessert in the countryside, so Li Xue cut a fruit platter and served it on the table. Even so, the fat Taoist priest still finished eating like a wind and cloud. After eating, he burped and picked his teeth and said, "Although it tastes so carefree, it's okay to worship Wudian Temple."

I still smiled and said, "If you are not full yet, you can still make two dishes in the kitchen, but I am not proficient in cooking, and I am afraid I won't be able to make so many tricks."

"I'm afraid you said this, I've already greeted me all the eighteen generations of my ancestors in my heart." The fat black Taoist said. After saying that, he yawned and said, "To be honest, this time I'm ordered by the head sect to go down the mountain to help you. Of course, I don't want to do it. Don't think that the blood of the man in the coffin in Qinglong Mountain is so enviable. Everyone wants to stick to you. I'm going up the mountain to practice for a full meal. I have never thought about being a paradise ascends in the daytime, and I don't want to show off this limelight.

, I ate well on the mountain and slept well. Isn’t the free life that has not been disturbed by anyone? I am afraid that I will suffer from this big trouble in the future. The master went down the mountain to see you and never went back. I don’t know if I can go back. If I can’t go back, the junior brother who is so miserable that he is bullied by rhubarb on weekdays will probably stew the rhubarb into hot pot on the next winter day. I have been raising rhubarb for so long. If I can’t stutter that steaming dog days, wouldn’t it be a pity?”

"You Taoist is so interesting!" said Uncle San.

The fat black Taoist priest glared at him and said, "You are so interesting. Is there anything you are doing here? Since you came back, you have been shaking me. Who are you scaring me? One fight or a group fight? Why, do you want to slap me with big ears? I really told you, if I didn't see that this kid's attitude is pretty good, I'll have slap you with big ears long ago. I can't beat Lin Changsheng of your Lin family, but I can't beat you, what's the point?"

Uncle San was so angry that he was about to jump and scold his mother. Grandpa quickly stopped him. I also winked at him crazy, but this time, Uncle San was really annoyed and pointed at the fat man and said, "Come on! Fight one by one!"

I went to block the third uncle's face, looked at the fat black Taoist priest in front of me and said, "I'm following the instructions of Dao Ye, are you going down the mountain to help me with the order of the head of Longhu Mountain?"

The fat black Taoist priest seemed helpless and said: "That's right? I originally had a hundred unwillingness, but the leader's order had to listen. Before going down the mountain, I agreed with the leader's uncle that after seeing you, I would make a request to you, and I would not let you kill and set fire, but it would definitely make you angry. If you dare to attack me, or say a word, I will immediately turn back to Longhu Mountain. If you agree, I will stay. So do you really think I want to eat the dishes you made for me? I would rather you beat me. I will definitely thank your eight generations of ancestors."

This fat man's words are quite interesting. In this sensitive period, Zhao Wuji and others have to think twice before standing by me, let alone the place of the Xuanmen Master of Longhu Mountain. But I am a little confused about what all this means now. I lay in the ear of Uncle San and asked him to go out first, and then winked at Li Xue and grandpa. They all walked out of the house. After they walked out, the fat man half-squinted his eyes and said, "Why, boy, don't you believe me?"

"The incident happened suddenly, and I was really a little frightened, boy." I said.

"Do you doubt my identity? Longhu Mountain is not a golden sign, so what is the meaning of impersonation? If you believe it, you believe it. If you don't believe it, you can drive me away. I think you'd better let me go. I'm a terrible person, and my Taoist Dharma is even more sparse and ordinary. Even my junior brother can't beat him, let alone subduing demons and eliminating demons." said the fat black Taoist priest.

This Taoist priest is really interesting. What he said makes people laugh. It does not look like the majestic priest of Longhu Mountain, let alone his wrinkled Taoist robe. Even if the wrinkled Taoist robe is, it seems to be a small size smaller. It looks very funny when wrapped around his fat body. At this moment, I looked at him and he also looked at me. Finally, I smiled and said, "The more you ask me to drive you away, the more I won't be able to drive you away. Lin Baqian here thanks the real person in Longhu Mountain for helping him, the kind that I can't forget!"

"You guy! If I don't say that, I beg you to believe me and keep me, would you drive me away?" said the Taoist priest.

"No, Senior Chengfeng has saved me. If you want to stay, I will naturally welcome you." I said.

The fat man shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, I admit that everything is fate. Maybe I am destined to have this disaster. Since that's the case, I will say it clearly. Longhu Mountain wants me to go down the mountain to help you this time. There are many reasons. One is that you have something to do with the luck of the Golden Lotus on the back mountain of Longhu Mountain. You kid has great luck. Of course, this may have nothing to do with you. It is probably related to the person in the Jiulong pulling coffin. Don't look at me, this is related to the secrets of this tutor. I definitely won't do it.

Let me tell you, but if I feel better one day, I will talk to you a few words. Another reason is that the teacher uncle made a big mistake. He originally wanted to flatter the weird old man who played with a knife, but he didn't slap the horse's butt. If the old man was alive, it would be fine, at least he would think of some old love. Now that the old man is dead, the teacher uncle's flattery did not slap the right place but made him mess with a slut. There is no other way to stand on your side."

"Huh?" I asked. Although the fat man spoke very casually, the content was shocking. I was related to the luck of Longhu Mountain Golden Lotus. Longhu Mountain was also involved in the affairs of Bendou Lao Liu. I was naturally very interested in this, but the Taoist priest was unwilling to say more. Even if I asked, he just said that his uncle, the head teacher, used the treasure of Longhu Mountain to refine a life-sustaining golden elixir for Bendou Lao Liu. If Bendou Lao Liu could eat the golden elixir, it would be more than ten years long. As a result, Bendou Lao Liu not only did not eat it, but also threw the golden elixir to the ground to conquer the heavenly things. As a result, Bendou Lao Liu died now, many people went to ask the head of Longhu Mountain for the golden elixir to eat. If he didn't give it, he would offend people. Give it? Where can the baby be used as he said it? There is no way now, so he can only stand by me to help us.

I couldn't help but feel very interesting. Could it be that by accident, Longhu Mountain is now a grasshopper on the same rope as me?

"Don't be too happy too early, I'll tell you something. After hearing this, you will decide whether to save Yuan Tiandao. Some people may not be as good as you think, and some people may not be as bad as you think." said the fat black Taoist priest.
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