Chapter 13 Like a dream but not a dream
Uncle San followed these two people to Dangyang and entered the mountain. The journey was smooth. There was no family around the mountain. Not to mention digging the ground with shovels, there would be no problem even if the detonator was blown up. These two people were also very professional. They found the location of the concubine's tomb in a few seconds and dug the hole in one go. The three people took advantage of the night to get off the ground. There was indeed an underground palace underground. Uncle San had never seen such a posture. Even if he was brave, he was a little nervous at this time.
Uncle San thought that there were countless gold, silver and treasures in the tomb, but after he came down, he found that there was nothing in the underground palace, just some blue bricks and big tiles. Uncle San was a little unhappy at that time and asked the two outsiders what happened. The two outsiders said that this imperial concubine was an unpopular woman, and the burial was not high, but the lean camel was bigger than a horse, so there were definitely things, and it should be in the main tomb room. However, there were many tomb rooms here, and the main tomb room with a little crisscrossing was not easy to find, so he said he wanted to go and find it separately.
At this time, Uncle San was actually a little cautious about these two outsiders. After all, he was alone and the other party had two, so he immediately agreed to look for this proposal separately. Uncle San started to turn on the flashlight.
As a result, before he could transfer a few tombs, he met these two outsiders. The two outsiders were kneeling in this tomb. This tomb is different from other empty tombs, and there is something in it.
This is an altar, and an incense burner, and there is a statue of a child on it.
And these two outsiders were kneeling in front of the child's statue, and it seemed that they were worshiping.
"You two tomb robbers ran to the tomb to burn incense for others?" said Uncle San.
But after Uncle San finished speaking, the two of them ignored Uncle San. Uncle San couldn't help but feel angry from his heart. He walked in with a flashlight and pushed one of them. This push actually pushed the person kneeling on the ground. Uncle San's heart suddenly sank. When he called the flashlight, he was frightened and he was so scared that he was shattered.
These are two mummies!
Although it was a mummy, Uncle San suddenly recognized that these were the two foreigners who went to find him this time!
These two outsiders have died here and turned into mummies?
What are the two foreigners who were looking for him to rob the tomb?
Could it be a ghost?
When he thought to himself, it seemed that they had been hiding out at night when they met these two people, and they said that this was a professional habit of sleeping during the day and going out at night. When he thought of this third uncle, he thought that my mother was wearing my red underwear every day, why did he meet a ghost with such a low-key idea? Otherwise, Lin Lao San was Lin Lao San, if someone else had encountered this, he would definitely be scared to death. Although the third uncle was afraid, he would not have been confused. He even had the mood to study the statue of the child.
He didn't see anything, but he felt that this child was no different from an ordinary child. There was a long life lock hanging around the child's neck, which looked like it was made of gold. Uncle San thought to himself that I came here this time to make money? The thief cannot be lost. He rushed up and pulled the long life lock in the child's neck and put it in his pocket.
After walking out of this tomb, Uncle San was no longer in the mood to continue looking for the main tomb. Although he didn't understand what was going on, he guessed that this time it was probably because this little ghost wanted his life. Uncle San walked back with a flashlight. While walking, Uncle San bit off the tip of his tongue and put a mouthful of blood in his mouth. He thought to himself that if these two little ghosts dared to catch up, he would squirt his blood at the tip of his tongue. At worst, he would die together.
Uncle San walked back along the same road. Just as Uncle San was about to reach the entrance of the thief, someone suddenly called his name behind Uncle San. When Uncle San heard that this was the voice of the two foreigners? He already knew that these two people were ghosts and were here to seduce his life, so he pretended not to hear it.
"Brother Third! Stop!" The man shouted in a loud voice when he saw Uncle Third, he saw him louder.
"I'll stand your mother's dog basket!" Uncle San cursed.
"Brother Third, you have something on your back! Stop it!" the man continued to shout.
"I just want to lie to me, don't you know that I will lose my life when I turn back?" Uncle San cursed in his heart, his pace getting faster.
But at this moment, a cool air suddenly blew on Uncle San's ears.
Uncle San was already feeling irritated, and his legs were bent by the cold air.
The two little ghosts were quite far away from him when they heard the sound, but who was blowing his neck? Could it be that the little ghost was saying true? Is there something on my back? But why didn’t I feel it?
Uncle San decided to take a look. He gently turned his head and curled it back as he walked. The cold air just turned his head and blew on his face. What caught his eye was the pale face of a woman.
The woman's head was placed on Uncle San's shoulder, and her face was staring at Uncle San with a crying and laughing smile on her face.
"I'll go, fuck you!" Uncle San was so scared that his soul was about to fly. The old blood held in his mouth sprayed at the woman's face, and suddenly sprayed the pale face. Uncle San turned around. At this time, he had decided not to care about anything. Even if the Heavenly King told him behind his back, he would never look back. He rushed to the thief hole that was coming down and climbed up the thief hole. He did not encounter any obstacles along the way. He rushed down the mountain and drove all the way back to Fangcheng.
After arriving in Fangcheng, the third uncle became more and more scared. He immediately found his brother, who introduced the two foreigners to the middlemen he knew. He wanted to ask the boy what he really thought of when he introduced the two little kids to him. When the third uncle found the boy, the boy quickly bought vegetables and served the wine to entertain the third uncle. After the third uncle had enough food and drink, he began to question and asked, "Tell me, what does it mean to introduce the two little kids to me? You want me to die, it's obvious! I'll put my head on you and let you cut a knife."
Who knew that the boy said in confusion: "Three brother, what are you introducing the little guy? What do you mean by that?"
"Don't pretend to be confused with me, just the two outsiders who introduced me to tell me to make a fortune together! Those two are little devils! I almost lost it!" said Uncle San.
"Brother Third Brother, do you have a fever or have you recognized the wrong person? We haven't met for half a year. What does it mean to introduce people from other places to make money? You don't know your brother. If you want to say that I can find a hair salon lady for you, we really don't know the businessman." The boy smiled.
"How are you pretending to be him? Believe it or not, I will kill you?" Uncle San stood up and grabbed the boy's ear. He wanted to scold him because he felt that this boy must not know that the two other places were ghosts. After all, he was so smart that he was fooled. This boy was unintentional to be deceived, but this boy said lies in front of him and refused to admit it, which made Uncle San angry.
"San brother, you must have recognized the wrong person, or dreamed of me, I really don't know what you are talking about! Even if you cut me to death, I don't know what the situation is, what kind of people from other places, third brother, you are drunk too much, why don't you wait until you wake up?" The man was almost crying.
Uncle San was completely confused at this time.
What's the fucking situation?
This kid shouldn't be acting, he is quite honest. If he really lies, he can be the best actor in acting just now. Why are you still a gangster?
But I didn't recognize the wrong person either!
The more I thought about it, the more I became, the more wrong it was. Could it be that I had a dream last night, and my recent experiences were all dreams of it? But it wasn't right. The long-lived lock in my pocket is still there. I can't dream of stealing a tomb and waking up the underworld. Is it true that I was holding it in my pocket?
But if it weren't for the dream, then wouldn't I be so funny?
Uncle San thought he was quite flexible and could be a gangster leader. It was not just loyal or capable of fighting. However, this incident made Uncle San completely confused. He really couldn't figure out what was going on. However, he knew that it was meaningless to ask the boy again. Uncle San thought about finding a gentleman Yin and Yang to help him see. At first, Uncle San did want to come back and let his grandfather see it, but Uncle San wanted to save face. He didn't want to see his embarrassment for his grandfather. Of course, he was afraid that his grandfather would scold him, so he went to the overpass in Fangcheng to try his luck.
There are really many fortune tellers on the overpass, and Uncle San knew that most of them were liars. He kept wandering around the overpass, walking from the left to the right, and then from the right to the left. Uncle San ignored anyone who stopped him and said that the boss would draw a lottery to see the appearance, or said that you have a good face, such as flattery, because he knew that these were all lies. What he wanted was a really capable gentleman, because Uncle San knew that the unlucky man he had encountered recently, and the man who was really capable could definitely see at a glance.
Otherwise, Uncle San’s mind is not stupid? He uses this method of elimination. After Uncle San’s wandering around for a few times, he found that no one could tell his problem. When he was about to leave, an old man wearing sunglasses said, “You have been turning eight times, and I will be dazzled if you walk on your back. If you are not tired, I will be tired even if you look at it.”
"What did you say?" said Uncle San.
"What I said, you know the heaven and earth, you know me, I know." said the old man wearing sunglasses.
"Aren't you blind?" said Uncle San.
"Is it necessary for those who wear sunglasses to be blind? I just think it's not good for me to wear sunglasses?" said the old man.
"Okay, you are handsome. What does it mean to say I have something on my back?" Uncle San asked.
"You are carrying a woman on your back. This woman's origin is not simple. The concubine from the previous dynasty!" The old man stood up and lowered his voice and said to Uncle San.
When Uncle San heard this, he knew that the old man was definitely the one he was looking for, so he said, "It seems that you have understood everything about me. Tell me how much I can help me see. If it is less, I will find a way, but if it is more, I can cover you if it is told on this overpass in the future."
"I'm just setting up a stall here to count my fortune and I'm going to cover you? No one charges protection fees! As for it?" the old man said dissatisfied.
"If you don't show it to me, someone will come to you tomorrow." Uncle San said.
"Okay, I understand. You are here to calculate the fate of the overlords. I have seen those who eat the overlords and never seen those who calculate the fate of the overlords. Brother, you are a bit sad." The old man said.
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and tell me what's going on." Uncle San said impatiently.
"I can see why this matter is, but I can't control it. Don't say that you don't give me money, even if you give it to me, Lin Laosan, I recognize you, the third son of Lin Gengchen, Sanlitun, the foot of Qinglong Mountain. Go back. The monks outside are not as good as chanting scriptures as the ones at home. Your old man is the real person." The old man said. It was a coincidence that he actually knew my grandfather and recognized my third uncle.
"Acquaintance! You are right. I also know that the old man at home has real skills, but I don't have a good relationship with the old man. The key is that I don't want the old man to laugh at me. Just give me a tidy thing. The most valuable thing about me is this thing. Otherwise, you can just take it as a wedding money?" Uncle San took out the long life lock.
The old fortune teller looked at the long life lock and said, "Did this thing come out of the tomb of the imperial concubine?"
"You are right!" said Uncle San.
"No wonder your empress can't take it on your back. It turns out that you took something you shouldn't have. Well, you don't want to ask your old man for help. I'll give you a clear way. You saved a child from the momentous momentum, but now you follow your old man, right?" said the old man.
"Why are you sure of everything?" Uncle San couldn't help but feel a little alert.
Chapter completed!