Section 364
第三百六十四节
只有这样的可能.关羽肯定不可能见过靡环,而曹葳更不是他有资格见到的.至于孙尚香……她没来过江北,他没去过江东,关羽可能爱上一个没见过的人吗?再说孙尚香的“破鞋”事件虽然出名,但也同时就是关羽不可能爱上她的原因!
The reason why Zhang Feng did not die was simpler. He was a time traveler.
Ancient people all had specific habits, even in the 20th century or modern times.
许多人点钱或者有纸张重叠在一起的时候,习惯性的会去用手指沾一点嘴里的唾沫.关羽想的也不错,将一封信上面涂毒,再稍稍的沾上一点稀粥,那么试图打开他的人必然会把摸过信的手伸进嘴里,而且通宵情况下,两只手十只手指都会摸到信,那么不管是他哪个手指,这个人必然会中毒.
But Zhang Feng is different. He has good habits. He never puts his fingers into his mouth. He is not afraid of being poisoned, but thinks it is dirty.
当他拿到这封信,发现打不开时,根本也没想到这信上会有毒,只是叫亲卫去弄点水来,而一个亲兵觉得太麻烦,于是他就用了关羽所期望的那种方式……
结果亲兵中毒了,是立即身死的巨毒.
Then, Zhang Feng, who was not stupid, immediately understood the cause and effect of this plan. He was strange, why did Guan Yu let go of Huang Yueying, who was powerless to tie the chicken, come to report the news?
However, he rarely told Guan Yu why, so that he would keep struggling.
"The thief! Today, we will understand your grudges and grudges!"
Zhang Feng is just a mortal. Guan Yu repeatedly hostile and framed him again and again. He was also angry. He had not settled the score with him when Sun Shangxiang exposed the last time.
"Hansheng, you and Bo Dao each lead 5,000 troops. Don't worry about me, just take Xinye City. If Zhang Fei comes out to greet him, Hansheng will come to the enemy. Bo Dao must capture Xu Shu alive. After the matter is completed, there will be many rewards!"
“喏!”
Huang Zhong and Hao Zhao were very relieved about Zhang Feng's martial arts. Besides, Guan Yu's fame is far less than that in history, so the two of them didn't say much and led their own troops.
“郭蕴,姜炯!”
“喏!”
"You two lead three thousand soldiers and horses each. Guo Yun, you will be able to resist the camp gate and prevent the thieves from entering the camp. If the enemy is defeated, hurry up and chase them to Xinye City, and help Huang and Hao!"
Zhang Feng issued two orders in one breath, and then looked at Guan Yu with a bright look again.
"My patience has always been limited. Even if you are the sworn brother of Uncle Liu! Guan Yu, you are dead today. I, Mr. Zhang, have never been an open-minded person!"
Guan Yu also recovered from his shock and raised the reins of the horse: "If you want to fight, fight. Even if you die here, you will never surrender to you!"
Zhang Feng smiled slightly: "I don't want to surrender you! What kind of thing are you? You are incompetent and like to be jealous of others! Apart from growing taller and blushing, how can you be considered a thing? A garbage, waste, parasite, pervert, scum like you, you will shit and peep at your elder brother's woman taking a bath! Living is also a waste of food, polluting the atmosphere, and destroying social atmosphere. Anyone who can just throw a thug in our hometown is a hundred times better than you! It's better for me to do something good and send you back to the west as soon as possible!"
The people around him, including Guan Yu's 300 cavalry, were shocked when they heard this. Although there were too many words in it that they didn't understand what it meant, they could still understand the useless and peeking at the big brother woman taking a bath.
特别是张锋的部下,好久没听疯将军发飙了,今日又重现往日骂死人不偿命的风采!一个个大笑起来,笑得关羽那张本来就红的脸更是涨得更被打肿的屁股.
关羽深知张锋骂起来人说不定真的会要命的,袁术就是这样吐血而亡的,又听他说自己偷看刘备的老婆洗澡,更是怒从心生,恨不得生撕了这个嚣张的家伙吃他的肉,喝他的血才解恨!
"Zhang Feng! I want to kill you!" Guan Yu roared, and accelerated his horse, regardless of the many personal guards around Zhang Feng's side, rushed straight towards him.
Zhang Feng said: "I know you are not convinced. You think you are taller than me, handsomer than me, and better in leading troops than me. Why are you just a small character who is not naturalized? There is not even a formal enthronement in the court, let alone a woman. The beauties in the world have been divided up by me, my elder brother Lu Bu, Zhou Gongjin and Sun Bofu. But so what? I just suppress you everywhere. No, there are many, many heads. I will make you angry when I think of you, and my face has never been white!"
When Guan Yu heard this, he really wanted to vomit blood. This guy opened his mouth even harder than a knife. Thinking about Yuan Shu's unlucky death, it was not unfair.
不过张锋还在喋喋不休:“今天看你可怜,给你一个痛快吧,从今往后的日子你不用再妒忌了.你连你人生最后一点乐趣,一边躲在被子里抠脚丫子幻想别人的女人,一边诅咒别人去死,也马上要被我剥夺了!”
Guan Yu felt that he was about to have high blood pressure, his blood vessels were so thick that he began to faint, and the knife in his hand became much heavier. When did I think of someone else’s wife while picking my feet?
Seeing Guan Yu approaching, Zhang Feng then grabbed his horse's belly with his feet and met the furious Guan Yu alone.
Let me see if you, the legendary Martial Saint, are you really that powerful!
As everyone expected, although Guan Yu was aggressive, his first strike between the two of them failed to spark passion.
Zhang Feng's mysterious martial arts once again used Fang Tian Hua Ji to slash directly in front of Guan Yu's sword, but it struck about three feet away.
Guan Yu was even more furious, "If you have the ability to take my blow, if you are a man!"
Zhang Feng smiled a little evilly: "Every woman knows that I am a real man, and she is very good at men! Unfortunately, you are so ugly that I will never give you the chance to know how powerful I am!"
Guan Yu finally discovered that opening his mouth and speaking would only make him be attacked by sound waves in addition to being physically attacked, so he shut up tactfully.
The personal soldiers gradually retreated, and separated the venue where the two of them fought into a huge open space.
The two of them fought again and again. Even though Guan Yu was so angry that he could not vent his anger on Zhang Feng. His martial arts were so weird that it was so soft that it was hard to use, but it couldn't hurt him at all.
张锋的武艺来自于太极,他虽然没学过,但是借力打力的原理还是知道的,加上有吕布,黄忠这样的陪练,硬是将太极中的缠,绕,卸用在了自己在方天画戟之上,无论对手有多大的力气,攻击哪个方位,他都能将力卸去或者将攻势带偏,这种武艺连吕布都破不了,更何况是关羽?
Tai Chi also has weaknesses and does not have heavy hands. Moreover, Tai Chi's leverage to force is only relatively speaking. If the opponent's strength exceeds Zhang Feng too much, he will still be unable to borrow the force and cause injury or even death. For example, no matter how good a person's Tai Chi skills are, he cannot borrow a train from the track. Everything is relative. But luckily, there will be no such person in the world before the next time travel.
Now, Zhang Feng is the peak of this world. Although Huang Zhong and Lu Bu can be on the same side as him, even if they are in a life-and-death relationship, they will not lose.
But Zhang Feng has a heavy hand!
Once the opponent does not increase his strength, Zhang Feng's heavy hand will not be able to take over by the opponent.
Chapter completed!