Chapter 227

"Don't say that I, Zhang Feng, are too bullying. I'll give you a chance to prove your ability." Zhang Feng seemed not to want to kill Mi Heng at once, and celebrated with Cao Hong, Wen Pin, Huang Xu and others who had returned to Xuchang one by one, just like the current singers who ran off the stage during singing and interacted with the audience.

Zhang Liao hesitated for a long time, but he still didn't dare to kiss him in front of everyone. He could only sigh with regret.

Speaking of this, Mi Heng was unknowingly led by Zhang Feng to walk away. "Heng never forgets everything, is good at writing articles, and is good at debating..."

Speaking of debate, Mi Heng was embarrassed to continue talking. Zhang Feng's words had already made him lose face.

"Astronomy and geography are all connected; the three religions and nine genres are all understood; the superiors can lead to the king as Yao and Shun, and the inferiors can match virtue with Kong and Yan. How can they share the same discussion with the common people?"

Everyone in the audience shook their heads. They had seen crazy people, but had never seen such crazy people. They dared to call themselves a person like Yao, Shun, and Kong Yan...

Zhang Feng, you can give up your title of madman to him. Compared with him, you are not crazy enough.

Although Cao Hong and the others have not read too many books, these celebrities always know. Only when they flatter the emperor, will people mention Yao and Shun. Who knows that the birds are big and there are all kinds of forests. There is actually a commoner who says he is comparable to them!

Some people have stood up now, including civil officials and military generals, and are ready to argue with Mi Heng, but to be honest, except Zhang Feng, no one can deal with this shrew-like Mi Heng.

Zhang Feng stretched out his hands to signal everyone to be quiet, and the whole hall was silent for a moment. Everyone stared at each other and held their ears to see how Zhang Feng dealt with this shameless person in history.

"Hehe, since you are shameless, I'm not polite." The more Mi Heng wants to pretend to be knowledgeable, the more Zhang Feng wants to expose his cowhide.

"Astronomy and geography are all understandable? I ask you," Mi Heng said everything, but Zhang Feng just said it in the most popular and straightforward words.

"Where is the place where Qingzhou goes to sea and goes east?"

Everyone on earth knows it now, but how many people knew that there was a Japan after Goryeo? Xu Fu might know, but he never came back.

"It's Baekje, Silla, and Goguryeo." It's a bit more practical to brag about this, but it's just not useful.

“What about going east?”

"Further east? Well, the end of the sky!" As the saying goes, the sky is round, Mi Heng can only make excuses like this. Without a map and no record, how could he know?"

"Let's go! If you don't know, pretend to understand!" Zhang Feng pointed at Miheng's nose and cursed, "It's Japan, also known as Fusang. Tuju people are short in shape and are afraid of evil by nature. However, Japan produces a lot of silver."

Bai Yin? Cao Cao smiled and suddenly became serious. If what Zhang Feng said was true, this would have been revealed.

"All the three religions and all kinds of things are right, right?" Zhang Feng asked again.

"Uh...yes!" Although Zhang Feng said that there was a Japanese country and I don't know if it was true, Miheng was already shorter in momentum.

"Then I ask you, do you know how our army is invincible and invincible armor and weapons?"

"This..." The steelmaking method was strictly kept confidential. Although it was stolen once by Yuan Shao, it was absolutely impossible for ordinary people to know.

"I don't know again, right?" This was long before Zhang Feng expected.

"Yao, in his administration, he was diligent, cautious and frugal, established the calendar, imparted moral governance, resisted natural disasters, established the country system, selected virtuous people, and had outstanding political achievements; Shun cultivated Lishan, and all the people in Lishan were allowed to live, fishing Leize, and the people of Leize were allowed to live, and the riverside were not hard. In one year, they lived in a gathering (climbing is the village), and in the second year, they became a town, and in Chengdu three years."

"You are my parents who do not want to serve the country after reading the book. Instead, you do nothing every day. You just brag and spoil each other and praise each other. You have no merits to the world and the people. Do you dare to be more than Yao and Shun? Are you shameless? If you say you are better than Yao and Shun, you will laugh!"

A funny sentence was originally very funny, and everyone covered their mouths and didn't dare to laugh out loud. Who would have laughed and wouldn't have become a pig?

Mi Heng's face turned white and black, his body was trembling with anger. Zhang Feng cursed one by one, but it was not like being a fake, and he could not argue at all.

"As for Kong and Yan, don't I say more, right? Do you have an apprentice? Confucius' disciples are all over the world, and the people you have scolded are all over the world. How dare you compare? A bunch of food, a cup of drink, in a shabby alley, people can't bear the worries, and they won't be happy to go back. Are you worthy? If you didn't want to get promoted and get rich, what should you do here? Is it specially sent to you to scold me?"

Cao Hong and others shook their heads and exclaimed. This is a swearing. They criticize others' own words one by one, and they can't speak out. This is the highest level of swearing, using the spear of their son and attacking their son's shield.

Now everyone says that they are venting their anger when Mi Heng is scolded, but rather that they are watching Zhang Feng performing "swearing" from the perspective of appreciation. The Crazy General has this ability, which many people don't know much about.

When he was a child, Zhang Feng kept talking swearing. Since he joined the Cao army camp, his official position became bigger and bigger, and he came into contact with some powerful officials. Most of these people were well-educated, so Zhang Feng slowly spoke politely. In addition to Huang Zhong, Hao Zhao and others would hear Zhang Feng swearing when they were fighting with him. Even Cao rarely heard the "stupid" Zhang Feng used to talk.

Mi Heng felt that his body was blocked by cotton, and he had difficulty breathing. All the people present stared at him like they were playing with monkeys, with the expression on his face - look, grinning one by one, pointing at him...

"...It's not an exaggeration to say that you are a pig or a dog! Why, don't you accept it?" Zhang Feng hadn't scolded someone so happily for a long time. He didn't think anything when he saw the Three Kingdoms before, but when Zhang Liao told him that Miheng said arrogantly in front of Cao Cao, Zhang Feng felt that he would not be able to say it.

After being with Cao Cao for so long, no matter whether he will become suspicious in the future because of his high position and power, his relationship with him is as close as a father-in-law and son-in-law of an ordinary family. He will talk to him, drink with him, and complain when he is worried. He is also extremely happy when he sees him and Cao Wei's son. It is a kind of heartfelt bloody love for family affection.

The people who Mi Heng scolded Guo Jia and others were like their colleagues. They would have feelings for each other after getting along for a long time, not to mention that they got along very well?

Mi Heng suddenly thought that the people he had scolded before were either well-educated or disdainful of calculating with him. Will they feel as uncomfortable as they are now when they are scolded by him?

I am Mi Zhengping, who can never forget everything I see, and the talented Mi Zhengping! The feeling of being flattered, being flattered, surrounded by flowers and wine in the past has come to my heart one by one.

Me! How could I lose to a martial artist! No one in the world can compare with me!

Mi Heng's eyes were red and he was already on the verge of madness. He clenched his fists and roared at Zhang Feng, "I am a pig and dog, and you are a pig and dog!"

"I am a pig or dog, or not, you have the final say. You are a pig or dog, but I have a way to prove it!" Zhang Feng pulled Mi Heng, who struggled hard and was like a young wife who was about to be raped by a bad person, and turned around and asked, "If you want to see that the famous scholars of Mi are not as good as pigs, come together!"

Cao Hong and others didn't even wait for Cao Cao's signs, and they ran out. Seeing that Cao Cao did not deny it, Huang Xu and others followed him out.

The rest of the people were curious. What could this lunatic do? Even Cao Cao himself was curious and went down the steps. When everyone saw that Cao Cao was moving, they ran away cleanly.

In the yard, Zhang Feng and Mi Heng stood opposite each other, and there was really a pig with his nose scattered everywhere among them!

Although it was very relieved, everyone didn't understand what Zhang Feng really led a pig to do. Could it be that the pig asked him to speak and said to Mi Heng: "You are stupid, you are stupid?"

Several soldiers came over and there were ten piles of crumpled paper on the ground. The pig was thinner and looked a little malnourished. When he saw the paper, he turned his nose over and whipped it around.

"Everyone, let's try it today. Is it Zhu Congming or this self-proclaimed celebrity smart?" Zhang Feng said and almost got angry with Mi Heng's high blood pressure.

"There are ten piles of paper here. I will put a brush in one of the pieces. If the pig can find this brush and the famous scholar cannot find this, it means that the pig is smarter than the famous scholar."

Everyone looked at each other. Is this possible? It's not a dog.

Miheng jumped out and shouted, "It's not fair. If you tame this pig for a long time and put the pen in the same pile of paper every time, wouldn't I bet you lose?"

"What should we do in the foolish opinion of this famous scholar?" Zhang Feng asked with a smile, and the famous scholars who kept saying goodbye.

Mi Heng almost vomited blood, and he only said stupid opinions when he was humble. How could he say that he used this word when others used it?

"I will release this money. If this beast can find it in one go, I will admit defeat!"

"Yes! You'll let it go!" Zhang Feng replied confidently.

Everyone whispered in a low voice, is that okay?

A soldier led the pig away, but who knew it was not willing to do so, humming jjyy.

In order to prevent fraud, Mi Heng turned the seemingly ordinary brush over and over again, and even leaned close to his nose and smelled it. After confirming that there was no problem, he stuffed it into the third pile of paper with his left hand.

After he let go, he proudly waited for Zhang Feng's joke.

Everyone stared at the pig that had become the protagonist with wide eyes, and appeared with a swaying wave, with a huge nose arched on the ground and headed towards the first pile of paper.

Cao Hong and others wanted to go up and drive the pig to the third pile of paper. The breath in their noses was about to turn into a whip, and soak the beast that had found the wrong place at the beginning.

Mi Heng was about to laugh and his mouth was wide open and could not close. The pig suddenly felt like he had discovered a new big meat. He shook his big butt and walked directly to the third pile of paper. He arched his big nose a few times, bit out the pen in one bite, and chewed it like sugar cane.

"Oh! You are not as good as a pig!" Zhang Liao and Gao Lan kept pointing at Mi Heng's crumbling body. The rest were amazed. Everyone said that they were stupid pigs, and it seemed that it was not the case.

Some pretentious people are not even as good as pigs.

Zhang Feng approached Miheng, and felt a little reluctant to see him in a down-and-out look. He thought about how he was talking nonsense in front of Cao Cao and giving him a lesson.

"You! It's far worse than me to curse people! It's not scary for people to be incompetent. What's scary is that they don't have self-knowledge. Get away and don't let me see you again! Things that are worse than pigs!"
Chapter completed!