"What is this what you wrote?"

As soon as he walked out of the plane terminal, Mikaela pointed to a magazine that Sam was holding and asked, "What country's text is this?"

"I don't know." Sam shook his head, "They... they suddenly appeared in my brain."

Mikaela didn't say anything and called her former friend Gao Ling, "Hey, we're here, where are you? Come and pick us up..."

The screen switched, and in the distant outer space, sound waves suddenly appeared and invaded human communication satellites. They easily found the locations of Sam and Mikaela, and also intercepted the call between Optimus Prime and the White House envoy. They learned that the US military still retained a piece of fire source fragment.

The video is still promoted in a multi-line manner. Sam and Mikaela meet with Gao Ling, and in the auto repair shop where each other works, they catch the wheel that wants to steal the debris, and then move into the Toy Story themed hotel...

This is simply a collection of advertising, with the trademarks of many brands such as Sam's itinerary, CT, Audi, Disneyland, etc.

“In order to sell advertisements, there is no limit!”

Professional film critic JR Jones wrote this sentence viciously in the documentary, and this plot is urge to leave.

He looked around and found that the audience was not out of the play.

These idiots who have no artistic appreciation! He hummed disdainfully.

There are indeed a lot of advertisements, but Iron doesn't feel bored, because most of the time, Mikaela and the Asian actor are showing off their charm and figure. To be honest, Alessandra Ambrosho, who is a model underwear, can really easily provoke hormones.

Although the Asian actress does not quite meet his aesthetic standards, she has a unique style.

“Wow~”

He suddenly opened his mouth slightly because he saw the robot dog.

"This is much better than the shape in the cartoon. What does it spit? It's actually a metal bead that can be combined! The American soldiers are really a group of idiots, and they just let the Decepticons steal the fragments!"

Due to the quiet viewing atmosphere around him, Eren just thought while watching. He didn't say anything. He widened his eyes and watched Megatron resurrection, flew back to the ruined Cybertron, and saw the Red Spider and the weak version of the Decepticon he had bred with lack of energy.

Then, Fallen Vajra appears, and it turns out to be the evil robot at the beginning of the film.

Megatron and Red Spider gathered a new Decepticon army. Although most of them were weak versions, they were beaten by a large number of people and the body was rusty. It seemed that the two-year undersea career had been much weakened.

His idea was quickly confirmed.

Megatron and Redscream, who returned to Earth, found Sam again, and the surfboard-deformed helicopter captured them directly, flew past the seemingly completed Shanghai Disneyland, and threw them into the abandoned factory.

From here, Eren finally understood what the words appeared in Sam's mind, which were the coordinates of the key of the machine built by Fallen King Kong - the leadership module. It turned out that the Decepticon wanted to collect energy by destroying the sun for a long time.

A very vulgar routine is to save the world.

Yet, Ellen was not disappointed. What could be more interesting than saving the earth and saving the universe?

Boring! Bad vulgar! Routine!

jr? Jones wrote these in his notebook one after another. He looked around. The people were still watching attentively. Suddenly, they had the urge to stand up and shout loudly - what's so good about this vulgar thing? Let's leave together!

Despite such an impulse, he still forced himself to suppress it. The male protagonist who was just saved by Optimus Prime in the film could not afford to be provoked by all the critics. He didn't want to become Roger Albert, who was abandoned by paper media and TV stations one after another, and became a retired old man who was not paid attention to.

In the slight sound of "sting~" .jr? Jones's pen slashed the notebook and cursed Michael in his heart. He had no moral integrity and no limit. Can this implanted advertisement be more obvious? Optimus Prime and Megatron actually started a big battle at the gate of Shanghai Disneyland! He vaguely remembered that Disneyland was about to open!

Michael Bay is definitely a shame to the film industry!

This is Jones' idea, but the audience next to him doesn't think so. Fighting always requires a battlefield. In the distant city in the east, the familiar Disneyland background easily eliminates the previous sense of strangeness and easily allows them to be involved in the battle.

"Megatron has indeed become weaker!"

Looking at the Decepticon leader who was beaten by Optimus Prime repeatedly, Yilun thought, "The last Megatron was not only seriously injured and died in battle, but also stayed at the seabed with high pressure and low temperature for two years. Even if the fragments of the fire source resurrected him, his strength would definitely be damaged. They are not robots, but advanced lives like humans..."

Just thinking of this, Yilun dissipated all his thoughts and devoted himself to the battle of the film.

What a four-horse battle!

Optimus Prime once again turned into a destruction thief, and fought against Megatron alone. The three main Demonics generals of Red Spider and Surfboard were easily kicked away, cut off the surfboard's arm, and threw the Red Spider on the ground like a green onion, breaking his mouth with steel teeth.

Finally, Optimus Prime rolled over, and the Flame Knife turned into a long hook, tearing the surfboard's head apart.

This slow motion is particularly real and full of visual impact!

“cool!”

Iron couldn't help but shouted softly, and a sound like him continued to sound around him.

However, the hormone soar caused by this war has not disappeared, and the picture has given everyone a huge blow!

Optimus Prime, who cares about Sam's safety, was attacked by Megatron. The fire in his chest exploded into a fireball, smashed the Disneyland sign and fell to the ground.

“no!”

This is Optimus Prime’s shout!

“no!”

This is Sam's shout!

“no!”

This is Ellen's shout!

“no!”

This is the shouting of the audience around you!

Optimus Prime... died? Optimus Prime... died in battle!

"!! Michael Bay..."

Suddenly, Eren felt that something was blocking his chest and his eyes were wet. Why did Optimus Prime die? Why did he let Optimus Prime die? Damn Michael? Bay!

If Michael Bay was in front of him, he would definitely grab the other person's neck and yell these words!

“What?”

Surprising voices kept ringing around, "Why? Michael? Bay..."

The cinema was full of voices yelling insults Michael Bey, as if the explosion had ruined the audience's life and ideals.

Iron felt that he would never have love again. With Optimus Prime's death in battle, his heart became empty. He swears that this was the last one he had watched...

What?

His energy is put back on the big screen.

Sam, Mikaela and Gao Ling were brought back to the headquarters by the Lair Force, and Sam mentioned the leadership module mentioned by Megatron, which is a key that can start any machine!

Can I start Optimus Prime? It must be like this!

It was at this time that Yilun thought of the trailer, in which the scenes of Optimus Prime and the Fallen King Kong battle never appeared, which means that Optimus Prime will definitely be resurrected like Megatron!

What I said just now doesn't count, what I said just now doesn't count...

He murmured in his heart that if there was another one in this series, he would definitely go to the theater!

Like other Hollywood blockbusters, the White House is always stupid and likes to betray his compatriots. The Pentagon and the American soldiers are both morally polite. Faced with Megatron's threat, the White House actually wants to hand over Sam, and Colonel Renlox asked the Hornets, brakes and fenders to escape from the US military base with Sam.

Fallen King Kong came on stage with five members of Hercules and other Decepticon troops. As soon as it landed on Earth, it overturned the USS Washington aircraft carrier!

Big explosion! Big scene! It really makes people feel good!

It’s worthy of being Michael Bay! Ryan really chose the right director!

Eren sighed again, believing that the people around him had the same view as him.

"The narrative ability is getting worse and worse, the story is perfunctory, the characters are stereotyped, and there are a lot of logical loopholes!"

Holding back the disgust in his heart, JR Jones paddled on the record book again, looking at the audience around him who were amazed in the play, he shook his head, his heart full of disdain - a group of people as vulgar as Michael Bey!

Michael Bay's films will never be missing the "vulgar and disgusting" plot in the eyes of film critics. For example, the scene of the escape is constantly sweeping around the breasts and butts of two female characters. For example, the retired agent Simmons specially found by Sam is just for fun, such as the buffer umbrella behind Tianhuo's butt, the former Decepticon wheel holding Mikaela's legs to show loyalty...

These all brought interesting jokes to the audience in addition to the tense robot war. From the pleasant laughter initiated by the theater from time to time, it can also be seen that the audience is very buy-in.

There are also the Autobot twins, brakes and fenders, which appear completely for the sake of being funny.

Every actor has his own unsuitable side, and Ryan is not suitable for taking the funny route, especially since he became an adult, he has never acted in a real comedy. Even if he adds a clip about Sam's shit, peeing, and the audience will not buy it. Instead, it will arouse the dissatisfaction of his massive fans.

Sam, who he plays, has a stronger personality and always believes that the leadership module can save Optimus Prime. He pays no cost for this and is teleported to the desert of Egypt by the sky fire...

Of course, after going through hardships, he got the leadership module, even after tens of thousands of years, which has been intact and unscathed.

So several lines gathered together again. Renlox's team took the Autobots and Optimus Prime to airborne Egypt. After being monitored by sound waves, Megatron also took a large group of people to Egypt.

The Autobots, Decepticons and the US Navy, Army and Air Force will launch the final decisive battle in ancient Egypt!

Almost suffocated in the theater, Eren clenched his fists tightly, and kept shouting in his heart - Resurrection, my Optimus Prime! (To be continued, please search for astronomy, novels are better, updated and faster!

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Chapter completed!