Chapter 21 Yang Jian protects the short, clever questions and answers
Everyone's ridicule made the so-called Mr. Gao unable to get off the stage. He stood up and looked at Liang Xin with a livid face and said: "Shi Ke cannot be killed. My father is the current Taiwei Gao Qiu. Although I have been poisoned by your poison today,
If you don't detoxify me, I will probably die, but you won't be able to survive either."
Liang Xin was slightly shocked and thought to himself: "It turns out that this guy is the famous Gao Yamen in history." After learning Gao Yamen's identity, Liang Xin slightly restrained his smile. He knew very well that his current status was not enough to support him.
He can forcefully defeat Gao Qiu.
Seeing Liang Xin's face change slightly, Gao Yamen thought that Liang Xin was afraid. Then he straightened his waist and said angrily: "Are you afraid after knowing my identity? As long as you give me the antidote."
Hand it over, then kneel on the ground and call me grandpa three times, and I will consider sparing your life as long as you have two legs."
"I wonder who is making noise here, it turns out to be the famous Gao Yamen, Mr. Gao." A cold voice came, his tone did not hide his displeasure at all, and his words did not leave any trace of face to Gao Yamen.
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"Eunuch Yang?" Gao Yanei turned around and was about to curse a few words, but he swallowed it back when he saw Yang Jian's frost-covered face.
Yang Jian walked slowly to Gao Yamen's side and cupped his hands slightly: "Master Gao, please be polite, I can't bear this."
Yang Jian dusted his sleeves and said: "Who cares about slaves like us? Just like you, Master Gao. You are the adopted son of Captain Gao, and he is my adopted son. Then
You actually want my adopted son to kneel on the ground and call you grandpa, and even take two of his legs. Haha... Gao Yamen wants to be my Yang Jian's father, so doesn't that guy Gao Qiu have to be my Yang Jian?
Grandpa?"
Yang Jian's last question revealed his stern look, and Gao Qiu was so frightened that he was about to faint. His body was shaking and he was about to faint. Yang Jian then said: "Gao Qiu has become more successful recently. He knows how to play Cuju."
The little gangster actually became a Taiwei. It seems that if I find the opportunity, I will have to raise my status to the emperor, so that Gao Qiu can take more care of us."
"Bang!" Gao Yanei finally couldn't resist Yang Jian's lust and fell to his knees on the ground. He kept knocking his head and said: "Eunuch Yang makes atonement, Eunuch Yang makes atonement. I really don't know who this person is.
Your young master, the young one has eyes but cannot see the mountain, the young one deserves to die, the young one deserves to die..."
Yang Jian frowned slightly and waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, okay, the scenery in Tianxiang Tower is pretty good. If you don't want to disturb the scenery here anymore, get out..."
"Thank you Eunuch Yang, thank you Eunuch Yang..." Gao Yanei kept nodding his head as if he had been granted amnesty, then got up and beckoned his subordinates to leave.
After taking a few steps, Gao Yanei felt something was wrong again. He turned around quietly and looked at Liang Xin with a sad face and said: "Brother, the floods washed away the Dragon King Temple before. We had a misunderstanding before. You see, the misunderstanding has been resolved now."
, do you see the poison on my body?"
Liang Xin shouted in his heart that his adoptive father was mighty, and said calmly: "Detoxification is no problem. It's just that it's not easy to refine my poisonous needle, and the antidote is a collection of various heavenly materials and earthly treasures. I..."
Gao Yamen's expression became a little weird. He could tell that Liang Xin was clearly planning to hit him. Gao Yamen cupped his hands and said, "How about you tell me a place, and I will come tomorrow with all the gifts."
I apologize to you."
"Okay. Come find me at Yang's Mansion tomorrow at 3:00 noon." Liang Xin said with a slight smile.
Gao Yamen nodded, cupped his hands and said, "Okay, tomorrow at three o'clock at noon, I will prepare a generous gift and come to apologize." After saying that, Gao Yamen turned and left.
Liang Xin looked back at Yang Jian, slightly cupped his hands and was about to thank Yang Jian. Yang Jian pressed Liang Xin's hand and said: "There is no need for these polite words between you and me. How can a parent not stand up for a child who is bullied?
of."
Bullying? Liang Xin thought about it carefully, and it seemed that I was bullying that damn fat guy all along, right?
After a farce ended, the hall of Tianxiang Tower seemed a little cold. Standing on the stage, Mr. Gui shouted loudly: "This young master, you said before that you have already made two second couplets for this couplet. I don't know what the young master is now.
Can you tell me for everyone to taste?"
"Have you figured out the second couplet? Or two?" Yang Jian looked at Liang Xin and smiled. Just now in the room, he heard Wan Qiyun ask Zhao Ji about the second couplet of this couplet. Zhao Ji thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out, and kissed him
He approved a sentence: "The lower couplet of this couplet cannot be matched by a powerful person." Now Liang Xin opened his mouth and said that he had two lower couplets. Isn't this a more powerful person than a powerful person?
Liang Xin nodded to Yang Jian, then raised his hands to the four directions and said, "I'm showing off my shame. I don't know which of the two couplets Miss Qin Qing likes."
"The first couplet is related to a temple called the Great Buddha Temple that I once visited, so I am right. When people go to the Great Buddha Temple, the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others."
"Okay!" Everyone cheered. The second couplet of Liang Xin literally means that people pass by the Great Buddha Temple, and the temple and Buddha in the Great Buddha Temple are larger than people. The meaning can be said smoothly, and it is also a reflection of the above.
Yes, so the battle is considered neat.
Mr. Gui also applauded vigorously and at the same time encouraged: "Young Master is a great talent. Please tell me the second couplet for us to taste."
"Okay." Liang Xin smiled slightly and said: "The Great Buddha Temple is in Santai Mountain, and next to the Great Buddha Temple is Yunyin Temple, so my second line is related to Yunyin Temple. This second line is about monks visiting Yunyin Temple
, the wandering monk who hides in the temple."
"Okay! How wonderful." This time everyone in the hall burst into applause, and everyone kept chanting this couplet: "The guest lives in nature, and he is the guest in heaven. The monk travels to Yunyin Temple, and the temple hides in the clouds. The monk wanders. Wonderful
, it’s really wonderful…”
Indeed, this second second line is more subtle than the first one. The artistic conception is also closer. A monk traveled to Yunyin Temple, but found that there was a monk who traveled by cloud hidden in the temple. That Cheng
Isn’t the wandering monk a Buddha? And wasn’t the guest on that day an immortal? Buddha and immortal are opposites. How can people not clap their hands and marvel at a wonderful idea?
"Young Master is so talented, I admire you!" A young master who looked like a scholar stood up and saluted Liang Xin.
Liang Xin also returned the courtesy immediately, shook his head and said: "It just happens to be a chance to get something, brother, you're being polite."
"Such an absolute brother came up with two second lines in such a short period of time. How can people not admire such a high talent? I say it is because you are humble. Please continue to answer Miss Qin Qing's question. We useless Confucian scholars are also
It’s a good experience.”
"Yes, yes, sir, continue to answer the questions."
Under the cheers of everyone, Mr. Turtle on the stage immediately saluted Liang Xin and said: "Young Master is really admirable for his talent. The next step is to ask Mr. Qin Qing to come up with a question that will make her forever because of her."
I can’t even answer the question.”
"What kind of question is this? If Miss Qin Qing says that she may not be able to answer it today and needs to think about it, maybe she can answer it later, wouldn't this mean that she will never be able to answer Miss Qin Qing's question?"
Before Liang Xin started to speak, other spectators in the hall had already begun to shout. Especially those young men who had left in despair after seeing the high office. They were all so excited that they vowed to defend Liang Xin.
Posture.
"This..." Mr. Gui said with a look of embarrassment: "This matter has absolutely nothing to do with me, it is entirely Miss Qin Qing's question."
"Miss Qin Qing, this is so insincere."
"It's just...it's just a scam."
Liang Xin thought for a moment silently and said to himself: "Holy shit, you actually played brain teasers with me. How can this stump me? Let you, Miss Qin Qing, see how powerful this young master is as a modern person."
Liang Xin opened his hands and pressed softly, and everyone gradually stopped talking. Liang Xin smiled slightly and said to Gui Gong standing on the stage: "Please tell this question of mine to Miss Qin Qing."
Turtle Gong cupped his hands and saluted and said, "Master, please tell me the topic."
The smile on Liang Xin's face widened and he opened his mouth and said, "Can the omnipotent Tathagata Buddha create a stone that he cannot lift by himself?"
There was silence in the hall, and then suddenly a burst of cheers louder than any before broke out.
"Okay! Wonderful, wonderful..."
Chapter completed!