Chapter 234 Grab the Tail
Updated: 2012-09-10
Bao Dacheng was full of Bodhisattva heart and was thinking about how to save Tan Miaomiao from water and fire, but instead attracted a feces. It is said that Taoist priests can be killed but not humiliated. Bao Dacheng was filled with righteous indignation, and his body was stretched out, his face was full of evil, so he wanted to find Tan Miaomiao to argue.
Bao Dacheng's body moved, and Tan Miaomiao was shocked. The weasel spirit was indeed a good thing. He was covered with blood of a manure and chicken. Not only did he not get back to the prototype, but he had to fight back. That's all.
So, with a bang, the pottery jar in Tan Miaomiao's hand fell on Bao Dacheng's head, splitting.
Bao Dacheng is not a weasel spirit, nor is he a great god. He is just a flesh-and-blooded and flesh-and-blooded person. No ordinary person can withstand the head-on blow of a pottery jar.
On the hillside, Bao Dacheng became a pool of mud, with lots of money, Lou Daquan's three brothers and the villagers' women were filled with sad voices.
The fairy Tan Miaomiao was majestic: "Why are you crying? He is a weasel spirit, and his tail is about to be revealed!"
"My elder brother is not a weasel! Woooo... My master drove away the weasel, Woooo... He saved us..." Lou Daquan burst into tears.
"He, he lied to you!" Tan Miaomiao scolded angrily.
"Miaomiao, my elder brother is really not a weasel. I know everything. He understands the atomic bomb!" Cao Ertuo hurriedly explained.
"Tan Miaomiao! You give me my elder brother back! I give me my elder brother back!" Gou Laosan cried and shouted at Tan Miaomiao.
Qian Duoduo wanted to follow everyone to curse, but he opened his mouth and a foul smell hit his confidant, and he vomited with a wow sound.
"Miaomiao, you offended the great god! Why are you so stupid!" Lou Lianhua beat her chest and stamped her feet: "The Peach Blossom Land is over, Miaomiao, what should I do!"
All the women in the village cried loudly.
Tan Miaomiao said angrily: "Why are you crying? Look at his butt..."
Everyone stared at Bao Dacheng's butt. Three minutes passed, ten minutes passed, and thirty minutes passed. There was no reaction on Bao Dacheng's butt. The weasel's tail was not exposed to broad daylight as Tan Miaomiao expected.
Tan Miaomiao was panicked and was at a loss for a moment: "He, he, he, he crawled out of the weasel cave..."
"Save people!" Lou Daquan wailed.
"Hurry, carry it to Taohuatan and wash it for him!" Lou Lianhua shouted, not caring about Bao Dacheng's body covered in blood and threw himself on Bao Dacheng, picked up Bao Dacheng's head. Under Lou Lianhua's leadership, the women in the village lifted Bao Dacheng, who was unconscious and ran towards Taohuatan.
The Taohuatan is a sensation water. It not only has the effect of beauty, but also can save lives and heal the wounds. If a mountain person suffers external injuries, a soak in the pond water will heal quickly. This is mainly because the pond water is rich in sulfur and has the effect of sterilizing and stopping bleeding. People in the mountains do not understand this scientific principle. Anyway, if a person is injured, he will send it to Taohuatan first, which will be very significant.
Everyone carried Bao Dacheng to Taohua Pond, but they didn't care about the defense of men and women. The women in the village stripped Bao Dacheng and soaked them in the water of the pond. Lou Lianhua was waiting to wipe Bao Dacheng, but saw Tan Miaomiao standing alone by the edge of the pond, looking up at the sky.
Lou Lianhua was very dissatisfied and said angrily to Tan Miaomiao: "Damn girl, why are you still standing there? Why don't you come here and help me!"
Tan Miaomiao twisted for a while, jumped into the pool water and came to Bao Dacheng. This was because, one was the case, her mother's life was difficult to violate, and the other was the case, she was still unwilling to accept it. She wanted to check if there was really no tail behind Bao Dacheng's butt.
In fact, there were seven or eight village women serving Bao Dacheng, and there was no need for Tan Miaomiao to intervene. However, in order to give Tan Miaomiao a chance to make meritorious service, Lou Lianhua would like to please the great god and forgive Tan Miaomiao's attack on the pottery jar. Moreover, if done well, the great god was very compassionate and could cure Tan Miaomiao's illness. Therefore, Lou Lianhua forced other village women away and the mother and daughter would serve Bao Dacheng in person.
After all, Tan Miaomiao is a yellow girl. Although she is appreciated by Bao Dacheng during the day, now facing the naked Bao Dacheng, Tan Miaomiao still has no courage to appreciate Bao Dacheng back, although she is curious about the "tail" behind Bao Dacheng's butt.
So, Tan Miaomiao raised her head and looked at the stars and moon in the sky. Her jade hands quietly under the water, and reached Bao Dacheng's butt, and explored carefully.
Suddenly, Tan Miaomiao screamed: "Tail! Tail! He has a tail!"
Tan Miaomiao grabbed Bao Dacheng's "tail" with both hands and pulled it hard. Bao Dacheng's body exposed to the water like a scale, and then screamed.
Everyone looked in the sound and saw Bao Dacheng lying naked on the water surface. Tan Miaomiao's two white jade hands grabbed Bao Dacheng's life. Genzi, while lifting it up fiercely, shouting to everyone: "Look, he is a monster, he has a tail!"
Dear readers, Tan Miaomiao is not a silly girl. Although she is only eighteen years old, she also knows what a man is. However, today, Tan Miaomiao has preconceived ideas and believes that Bao Dacheng has a tail. Secondly, Bao Dacheng's cost is indeed too great. If Tan Miaomiao sees it, she will not admit it wrong. But Tan Miaomiao's eyes are always facing the sky, and it is judged entirely by the touch of both hands. The hand is full, although it is not furry, but the thickness is very close to the tail.
Since the weasel spirit business revealed its "tail", Tan Miaomiao was extremely cruel and did not care about her. This time, she pulled Bao Dacheng heart-wrenchingly, stimulated her past and woke up from her coma. In this sense, although Tan Miaomiao was fierce, she achieved the therapeutic effect, which could be considered to have saved Bao Dacheng's life.
Lou Daquan saw what Tan Miaomiao was holding clearly and shouted in a hurry: "Take it gently, let it gently!" If the eldest brother's life is torn off, what will happen?
Tan Miaomiao refused to give up. Seeing everyone turning a blind eye to the "tail", her hands were even more powerful: "Tail! Weasel! Tail! Weasel! Tail..." Accompanied by Tan Miaomiao's delicate voice, Bao Dacheng let out a heart-wrenching scream. The scream sounded like Tan Miaomiao's dying howl. The fairy Tan Miaomiao felt very accomplished, one was excited, and the other was blushing, which was very cute.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Lou Lianhua screamed repeatedly: "Damn girl, let it go! Let it go!"
"Don't let go, never let go!" Tan Miaomiao was extremely determined, and Bao Dacheng's scream aroused Tan Miaomiao's strong fighting spirit.
Under the moonlight, Tan Miaomiao, who was like a fairy, grabbed Bao Dacheng's life. The root of the life. The root of the life is already very strong, and under the tearing of Tan Miaomiao, it seems that it has grown a lot again. The women in the village, together with Gou Laosan, were stunned.
Although Bao Dacheng's fate and root were tragically attacked by Tan Miaomiao, it further consolidated his status as a great god. Because that thing is really strong, too majestic, too strong, this thing should only be found in heaven, how many times can you hear it in the world!
Finally, Lou Daquan couldn't bear it anymore and shouted sternly: "Miaomiao, open your eyes and look at that...tail!"
Tan Miaomiao looked down and saw that her big waist was pulled out of the water by her, forming an arch. Under the bright moonlight, the place under her crotch was vividly visible. Between a pair of jade hands, there was a black and slim thing, and there was a small eye at the top, emitting a mysterious light under the moonlight.
Tan Miaomiao still didn't believe her eyes. She looked carefully and then let out a scream. She felt a sharp pain in her knees and sat in the pool with a thump.
At the same time, Bao Dacheng sighed with relief, and his bare body fell into the pond and sat in Tan Miaomiao's arms.
At the same time, Lou Lianhua also knelt down in the pool water with a thunderous sound, begging Bao Dacheng: "God forgive me! Forgive me! The little girl is ungrateful. I beg the great god to spare her life for her young and ignorant reasons. The sinner kowtowed, whimper..."
Lou Lianhua was really desperate. Her daughter Tan Miaomiao poured a big manure on the god's body, and cruelly tortured the god's life. The roots and the crime was so great. Lou Lianhua no longer dared to hope that the god could take action to cure Tan Miaomiao's illness, but only asked the god not to bring disaster to Tan Miaomiao, and at least she could live a safe and secure life for twenty years. Twenty years later, accept her fate.
Tan Miaomiao hugged the naked Bao Dacheng, and was stunned at first, then screamed again, pushed Bao Dacheng away, jumped up and shouted: "Mom! Don't ask him! He is a liar!"
Now that happened, Tan Miaomiao finally admitted that Bao Dacheng was not a monster, but was still very inconsistent and had a link with the "liar".
Theoretically speaking, Tan Miaomiao's judgment is correct. Bao Dacheng is indeed fake and suspected of being a fraud. However, the reason why Bao Dacheng became a great god was that he was forced to Liangshan by everyone was not his subjective wish, but purely because of objectiveness. Therefore, Bao Dacheng became a liar and everyone has the responsibility to be responsible.
However, Tan Miaomiao did not realize this. She admitted that Bao Dacheng was not a monster, but she never admitted that Bao Dacheng was a great god. Then, Bao Dacheng should be a mortal. A mortal not only carefully appreciated Tan Miaomiao's body, but also forced Tan Miaomiao to give his prostate a tragic massage, which made Tan Miaomiao, who was ashamed of the fairy-like Tan Miaomiao. In addition to being ashamed, she was angry.
The angry Tan Miaomiao not only did not apologize to Bao Dacheng, but instead became even more aggressive and made severe accusations against Bao Dacheng!
This is very unreasonable to others.
So, Lou Lianhua was worried and angry, and raised her hand to slap Tan Miaomiao in the face.
He heard a crisp "bar" sound, and Lou Lianhua's slap accurately fell on Bao Dacheng's face.
Bao Dacheng saw that Lou Lianhua was about to attack the fairy, but he didn't know where the strength was coming. He didn't care that the pain at his life root had not yet subsided. He stepped forward and jumped out of the water. He stood between Tan Miaomiao and Lou Lianhua, raised his head high and took Lou Lianhua's palm.
Chapter completed!