Chapter five hundred and fourteenth woman is a tiger
Drinking is a mistake!
Zhang Wei really regrets! He will be regretful after a mistake. He will be filled with eternal regret. Because he will never have any image in his life when he gets drunk, and all of this was created by Wang Yong, the bastard uncle.
This bastard, although his wife had deleted the video recorded on his mobile phone at that time, who is Wang Yong? He is so capable!
The man didn't make a big deal that day, and he went to the base quietly early the next morning. After he came back, Dawei, Lao Li, and Gao Feng all knew that he was drunk and became a fountain.
What's even more excessive is that Gao Feng actually said that this video is very educational and needs to be tortured and put on the TV station for the whole village to see what the person who drinks too much looks like.
I'll beat you up! It's dirty! Shameless! It's so bullying! Mom is so slap!
The good-looking man Zhang Wei was furious! Especially when Wenwen came over with a twist.
"Niu Niu, come on, come on, haven't you always wanted to see monkeys playing? Look, this is how to play monkeys after drinking too much."
Wang Yong greeted Niu Niu with a smile on his face and secretly looked at Zhang Wei, who looked like a black-faced person as if the bottom of the pot. After watching for a while, he felt that the excitement was not enough, so he decided to add another fire.
"Look, the first thing that people who play monkeys after drinking too much is to spray water! Did you see, this uncle in the video is a master in this field. Look how far the spray has gone ○∑, w≯ww. are all!"
Wenwen glanced at Wang Yong on the other side and recognized the person inside as Uncle Zhang Wei who was sitting on the side and looked at his excited godfather again. The little girl turned her eyes helplessly, and then looked at Zhang Wei with great sympathy, with helplessness on her face.
After seeing the uncle lying on the ground and spitting out the fountain, Niu Niu seemed to recognize the person who was sitting aside and looking at the scary Uncle Zhang Wei.
Otherwise, this little girl is so painful! She is so loving! so sympathetic!
"Uncle. It's not good to drink and play monkeys. Can't drink too much in the future, okay?"
Looking at Niu Niu who looked serious and caring, Zhang Wei barely smiled when he looked like a black-bottomed face. Then he instantly repositioned his eyes on the phone in Wang Yong's hand.
The final battle ended with Wang Yong's big victory, and Zhang Wei returned to the house with a dark face.
But after a while, the godmother, mistress, aunt, third aunt, fucking sister Fu Lili, Xiaoxia, and Wang Qian who came over at some time, the Red Detachment of Women rushed to Wang Yong for an hour inhumane verbal bombardment!
That's really the change of color in the world, and I feel crazy when I hear it, alas!
In the end, this incident ended with the confiscation of Wang Yong's mobile phone, which attracted the lesson from the last time. It can be restored if deleted, but it is safer to completely destroy the phone.
"You! Can't you be more reliable?"
That afternoon, my uncle came over to comfort Wang Yong.
"You said you originally wanted to do a good job, but what happened? You almost became an enemy? You have known Zhang Wei's child for a day or two. I don't know that he is so thin. You dare to tease others like that. If he can't think about it for a while, he will find a shortcoming. Let's see what you do?"
After being told by my uncle, Wang Yong recovered from the blow of verbal bombing and was almost resurrected with full blood. My uncle said nothing wrong. That kid was not Dawei's slutty face. No matter how he hit him, it would be fine!
Wang Yong slapped his forehead and sighed inwardly, "I've miscalculated!" Why did I become confused by such a shrewd person? Has it been infected with the germs of fools? Thinking of this, I saw the uncle beside him, and unconsciously moved his butt out.
When he saw Wang Yong's actions, his uncle, who had been watching him grow up, slapped him in the face. Although he didn't know what trouble this kid was going to do, it was definitely not a good thing.
Besides, I am his elder, so what can I do if I wronged him? Just fight him, but he dares to exchange it back? Give them both courage! Really, it’s useless to be my uncle?
Wang Yong was rubbing his head with a frown, while watching his uncle drinking tea and smoking a cigarette.
The aunt has always asked the uncle to quit smoking, but for an old smoker with a glorious age of more than 30 years, you are not much less difficult than quitting drugs!
Just as he was thinking about whether to escape quickly and see his daughter and Niu Niu who were digging wild vegetables behind the house, Wang Yong's eyes lit up, knowing that he had escaped from the sea of suffering this time.
Uncle answered a call, got up and hurried away without even calling. Wang Yong breathed a sigh of relief, lay on the sofa, feeling relaxed all over.
I felt a little sleepy when I relaxed like this. Unfortunately, when I just closed my eyes and counted the sheep to 158, I was tormented again.
Wang Yong looked at Mingming with a depressed look in front of him, as if he was listless as a wilted eggplant. The blazing gossip fire immediately began to burn and reached its peak in an instant.
This is so rare. When did you see this kid like this? It seems that there are not many opportunities for this since I saw this kid? It’s so rare! It’s like a big deal!
"Tell me, what's wrong?"
Mingming raised his head and glanced at the uncle who was excited, rolled his eyes with no face, then turned his head and exposed the back of his head to Wang Yong.
Wang Yong was angry! I am not the one who spoiled the child!
Thinking of this, Wang Yong was relieved to look at the sky outside. It was cloudless and a rare sunny day.
"Bang"
In Mingming's resentful eyes, Wang Yong was drinking tea as leisurely as if nothing had happened, and seemed to wait patiently for Mingming to speak.
After a long time of hard work, he rubbed his eyes hard and turned both eyes into rabbit eyes. Then he said something earth-shaking with a very fake crying voice.
"I'm broken up!"
"Depend on!"
Wang Yong screamed and rushed up suddenly. He stood in front of Mingming and pointed his right hand at him. His whole body was so excited that he began to tremble uncontrollably.
"Have you never watched TV? Have you never read books?"
Seeing this uncle whom I admire most, I was obviously confused. Did he commit a serious crime when he was heartbroken? Why did he react so fiercely?
Seeing that he looked so ignorant, Wang Yong was furious! He was so unaware of it. I was so arrogant that I taught you strictly and told you about my life. Why are you so unconscious?
"You are so stupid! Women are tigers! Have you never seen one? Have you never heard of them? In this TV, the books keep saying that women are tigers. Why are you so brave? Even if you have such a skill, you dare to provoke them?"
Obviously...
The book is so hateful. Why do you talk nonsense all day long? (The house strongly protests. If you dare to say this, I will let you fall into the cesspool or not?)
Fortunately, after Wang Yong's "happy face" teaching, he finally understood what a terrible animal a woman is. It's not just a tiger!
Looking at Mingming who was pale and walked out of the door with his eyes blank, Wang Yong breathed a sigh of relief. Now there is no need to worry that this little kid will fall in love early! It seems that he knows that this kid will definitely have a shadow.
What? What should I do if I don’t like women when I grow up in the future?
How fresh is this? In a few years, I will hand over all the island love action blockbusters he has treasured and let him watch it carefully. I still don’t believe that he can’t cure his little bastard’s problem!
Wang Yong, who felt that he had done something great today, was so excited that he was completely sleepy. After thinking for a while, he would go to the back of the house to see his daughter and Niu Niu dig wild vegetables.
Today is Saturday, and the two girls rest as usual. They came over with hands in the morning, and after delivering love breakfast, they ran to the back of their house to dig wild vegetables.
The land of planting the half-mountain green onions in the backyard behind my house was completely abandoned after planting those half-mountain green onions.
Because of the good ground and Wang Yong's "careful care", he sprinkled some spiritual water from time to time, and the wild grass and vegetables looked so lush!
Soon this place became a holy place in the village. When I wanted to eat wild vegetables, I came here to take a walk and brought some delicious food to the giant pandas who made a living by making a living by being cute. It took less than ten minutes. I could definitely dig up wild vegetables for the whole family.
Not only are there many wild vegetables here, but they also grow big, but they seem to never grow old. Whenever you come, you can find enough wild vegetables to satisfy your appetite.
Wenwen wanted to dig some wild vegetables, bitter sesame and oil sauce, and make a wild vegetable dip sauce to sell it. Of course, Wang Yong strongly supported it.
This daughter has finally gained skills with her. This dish is definitely a "scammer" dish that saves time, effort, and makes a lot of money.
Those contractors and engineers from the city, the technicians absolutely love this thing! If you want to grab a plate of ten yuan, you won’t be crazy? Don’t be too cheap, okay! Wang Yong always suggested that Niu Niu sell 15 yuan for one plate. If you dare to bargain, you won’t sell it.
After swaying to the house, I saw Wenwen and Niu Niu holding a small trowel (a tool for digging and growing vegetables), sticking out their little butts while making trouble with a few chubby giant panda cubs, sweating profusely digging wild vegetables.
Looking at the two little girls with half a basket of bitter rucakes, Wang Yong felt distressed. He must explain to Wenwen clearly that this dish cannot be sold at a cheap price. Twenty-one plates, someone dares to bargain and slap him with his ears!
But when I think about the temperament of my daughter and Niu Niu, I guess I can't do as I wish. When my eyes rolled, a good idea popped up in Wang Yong's heart.
"Wenwen, Niu Niu, why are you just digging for taunt? This mother-in-law digging is also delicious! And you can't just use these two wild vegetables for a plate of dishes, right? You can give them a few more. Those who don't like to eat bitter rucao can eat mother-in-law digging and shepherd's purse?"
Seeing the godfather surrounded by a group of enthusiastic giant pandas, he was patting the heads of the giant panda cubs one by one and looking at herself seriously. Wenwen glanced at the mother-in-law Ding who was everywhere on the "wild vegetable field", and her eyes suddenly lit up.
I instantly got a new idea. This wild vegetable dip sauce not only adds two most familiar wild vegetables, bitter sesame and oil dish, but also shepherd's purse, mother-in-law's field, horse lotus, mountain vegetables, mountain leeks, wild celery, and by the way, Chinese toon, how can I forget this?
The eggs on the toon stall are delicious!
Wenwen, who thought of a new dish, suddenly showed a big smile on her face. She squatted down again and began to dig up a lot regardless of the beads of sweat falling from her delicate little face.
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Chapter completed!