Wedge: Let me wait for him sooner or later
When Chen Mingluo woke up, he found a problem: he was dead and became a martyr.
Then he suddenly remembered the scene. He drank a little high at that time. He was suddenly fumigated by the stench of the wind, and he felt a little bit like vomiting. When he saw that the roads in the village were hardened, he was embarrassed to vomit on the road, so he came to the pond and wanted to deal with it.
As a result, he probably lacked the power of the Hengshui Lao Baigan he drank today. He was overwhelmed and fell into trouble all at once. When he wanted to move upstream, something was entangled on his feet and could not get rid of it. Then he arrived here.
Chen Mingluo looked at the sky, it looked gray and blood-red. I think this is the characteristic of the underworld.
After a while, Niu Tou and Horsemen came to pick you up in a Hummer. When Niu Tou saw Chen Mingluo's appearance, he immediately became respectful, "Oh, martyr! I'm so respectful! I'd known that I would have driven a Hongqi car to pick you up! I'll drive an American car and say that I don't respect you enough!"
Mamian immediately retorted, "How about Hummer? Haven't it been acquired by us? Americans are amazing? I think there is nothing wrong with driving a Hummer. At least it can remind us that we Chinese can also be proud!"
"What Chinese people, how many years have you been a ghost? Hurry up and work!" Niu Tou pushed him, then helped Chen Mingluo into the car, and everyone drove back to the underworld.
"Has the underworld kept pace with the times? Is the King of Hell still there?" Chen Mingluo couldn't help asking.
"The King of Hell has long been dead!" Niu Tou replied very simply, "Wasn't you a family who said that you would kill Hell by 100,000 flags? As a result, the people in the underworld were panicked. The King of Hell was worried for decades and finally rebelled. Now the ghosts in the underworld are in charge. We have directly entered the democratic era from the Age of the Gods."
"You two are not affected, are you?" Chen Mingluo asked with some worries.
It is said that the bullhead and horse face are both gods in the underworld. In addition to knowing the King of Hell and the judge, the people are the most familiar with these two. Therefore, Chen Mingluo thinks that these two should also be considered the ruling faction in the underworld. If the underworld has a revolution, they will definitely not be able to escape the relationship, so this question is.
"We are grassroots people and ordinary cadres." Ma Mian replied. Seeing that Chen Mingluo was a little confused, he explained, "Niu Tou Horse Mian is like the NPCs in the online games you play, everywhere. How can people rebel us? Besides, the balance of yin and yang is maintained by us ordinary cadres in the underworld."
"Oh, so that's it." Chen Mingluo nodded, probably understood a little, and then asked curiously, "But why do you think of me as a martyr?"
Niu Tou rushes to explain, "We share resources with martyrs recognized by the Yang world. As long as we enter the underworld, there will be a large aperture on our heads, with a visibility of more than fifty miles, so it is easy to find. We just turned from the Grand Canyon, and we would have discovered it early."
Then Niu Tou said, "Now there are fewer and fewer martyrs. It is a blessing for us to meet one of them in three lives."
"Why are there fewer and fewer things?" Chen Mingluo asked curiously.
Ma Ming replied, "The standard for judging martyrs in the underworld is different from that in your world. You are a unit and the approval of the leader will take effect. We have a magic weapon called the Innate Mirror that can be used. Use this thing to see the scene of someone's death and use it to judge whether he is a real martyr. So you know, our evaluation standards are very strict, and not every martyr who you recognize in the world of the sun can be recognized by us."
"Did I admit it in the underworld?" Chen Mingluo thought that he had fallen into the water, but he was regarded as a typical example of saving people. This matter is really inexplicable, but he didn't know how could he get it wrong if there was such a magic weapon in the underworld?
"Of course you are a martyr. The aperture on your head is added by the system. This is not a ghost operation, so it is impossible to fake it!" Niuta replied very surely.
It turns out it's automatic! Chen Mingluo thought that this misunderstanding was not explained clearly, but he didn't know what benefits could be a martyr in the underworld?
Soon the ghosts came to the underworld, which changed the gloomy and terrifying scene in their impression. Instead of it, Chen Mingluo was stunned when he saw it. This was just a direct integration of the bird's nest and the water cube. I really don't know who designed it!
Sure enough, the underworld is no longer called the Underworld, but the Soul Club. The King of Hell is gone. The club’s board of directors replaced him. As for the matter of arranging the whereabouts of the new ghosts, it was a group of civil servants in the underworld who were called professional managers who replaced the position of judge.
Sure enough, as soon as I saw the aperture above Chen Mingluo's head, the civil servants present in the underworld all respected and bowed to Chen Mingluo three times to express their respect. Then a special ghost led Chen Mingluo to register and make a book. The last manager ghost said to Chen Mingluo, "Mr. Chen, because you are the only martyr to come this year, according to the custom of the underworld, your whereabouts are directly arranged by the Six Paths of Reincarnation System, which is completely random."
"Random?" Chen Mingluo asked unhappily, "Doesn't that mean it's possible to become a beast?"
"How could it be!" The bull-headed and horse-faced shook his head and denied, "The Six Paths of Reincarnation System is not the kind you imagined. Our management is very humane. This high-end system is only for advanced intelligent creatures. As for us now, it is limited to ordinary people, celestial beings, gods and Buddhas. Therefore, the least it is to be reincarnated and reincarnated as humans. If you are lucky, you can become a god!"
Oh, now Chen Mingluo understands that feelings are like a cheater for online games!
Soon Chen Mingluo came to a round and shaky object like a mirror. It looked like a giant dome, but the structure was very strange and it was hard to tell what it was composed.
The thing quickly shot out a soft light, covering Chen Mingluo. Then a golden red light flashed, and Chen Mingluo disappeared.
However, the ghosts next to them were stunned. Niu Tou murmured to himself, "White light is a god, golden light is a celestial immortal, and red light is a mortal. What does this golden and red light represent? Half immortal?"
A manager who rushed over to hear the news heard the news and immediately said, "Silly bull! The golden and red light means the system is malfunctioning. I have to check it quickly. Is it a software failure or a hardware failure? If it is not repaired properly, it will delay a lot of things!"
In the past, the underworld was manually operated, but I didn’t realize it. Now my dependence on the automation system has been enhanced. Without the Six Paths of Reincarnation System to preside over the overall situation, all the ghosts felt a little helpless.
After checking, the manager said, "Damn, it's really a hardware failure, it's a problem now."
"Let's find Intel's chairman, aren't they warranty?" Ma Ming asked.
"This, we are not using Intel's kernel-" the manager said with a cold sweat, "In the past, in order to make a cheaper price and to support domestic products, we used some Hanxin--"
"Failed, there is no hope of claiming compensation. The guy who made Hanxin seems to be not dead yet!" The ghosts immediately raised their middle fingers and said.
Chapter completed!