Chapter 99 The Beer and the Torso
(I watched Im's game, and I just had one idea. Im is like this anyway, so why don't I carry my baby blue up and feed everyone?)
"Waiwaiwai, can you hear it?"
While debugging the live broadcast equipment, Su Wei greeted the live broadcast friends in the live broadcast room.
He originally thought he hadn't broadcast live for a long time, but he didn't say hello in advance when he suddenly started broadcasting. There should be no one in his live broadcast room, even if there were only a few kittens, dogs, or robots.
Unexpectedly, Su Wei clicked into his live broadcast room and saw that there were dozens of people "conjuring souls" in the live broadcast room, with barrage [Carist, come back quickly], [The 77th day after Weibao was gone, miss him], and he thought he was not going to work as a profession, but went directly to C station and became a deceased anchor.
"Hello? Yikoskoskosmi? Are there any living people in my live broadcast room? Can you answer me?"
Maybe because I received a notice of subscription opening, the number of people in the live broadcast room gradually increased, and the barrage also looked like a living person.
【Damn, it's a zombie!】
[Weibao is on the air! Ye Qing returns!]
【Highlights, hurry up.】
【Whibao! Mom loves you!】
[Why is Weibao still broadcasting on Gouya? Didn’t the LG team sign Panda TV?]
"It's turned on, don't shout, why didn't I broadcast live in Panda? Because I..."
"Because Brother Wei is the team leader! The man with the highest status in the team! Brother Wei is the eternal god!" Before Su Wei finished speaking, she was interrupted by Jack Lawu.
【Who is this? The sound has never been heard in the microphone.】
【It's A Shui, it's that Jack Spicy Dance, Esports Furukawa Yuki]
【Dream linkage!】
[The three most beautiful Adcs with lpl are both in lg, but unfortunately the jungler lowered the average appearance of this team]
[Indeed, there are people on Weibo who brag about the appearance of the Spirit King, and I think it is outrageous]
"It's bad, brothers, why are there any dogs barking? I finally started a live broadcast and let everyone listen to the dog barking. I'm sorry."
Su Wei sighed and continued to explain: "I was not on Panda Live because my contract is special, because my live contract is my own, do you understand?"
As he was talking, Su Wei thought about what happened in the future and said to Jack Lawu meaningfully:
"Ashui, you may not understand it now, but it doesn't matter, you will understand it in the future."
"I understand your mlgb, can you get on the account quickly?"
"I'm here now, don't call me, brother Meng, today we will join our team's Jack Lawu in the Korean server to perform a Korean server king game for everyone."
Su Wei took a look at the barrage and said that Jack's Spicy Dance is very touching, so he can only explain it to him:
"What does this have to do with quality? I feel that the audiences who can say this are all girls? This is how boys play games. Many boys and buddies play badly and like to have a mentality with each other. This is normal. Are your boyfriends and buddies play badly and don't bark?
Now that the ratio of men and women is so unbalanced, there will be no girl who can’t find a boyfriend, right? As for speaking with dirty words or horses, this is even more normal. This has nothing to do with quality. It is definitely different from the state of playing games with a buddy who is playing games with black games and is definitely different from that of daily life or when playing games.
Only people like me who are of very high quality are consistent in their appearance, gentle, elegant, easy-going, but there are not many people like me who are of very high quality. Do you understand? I hope you can cherish it."
"You have a hammer quality, you have it. You're so crueler than anyone else when you play a game. You're going to be a squirting guy. You're going to be a squirting brother every day. You'll be criticized if you win, and you lose... Oh, you don't seem to have lost, that's all right." Jack's spicy dancer said.
【That's fine】
[I'm so laughing to death, Brother Shuizi seems to be a slutty person who talks a lot]
【But why not use Song Yijin or double rows to dry with hot?】
【Yes, if you don’t have the double row with the auxiliary, you have to have double row with the jungler. What can you do with the two adc double rows?】
"Why don't you not have a double row with Song Yijin and Jiang Taixuan and Lingwang? You don't have a double row with Lao Song because you don't like playing with dogs. You don't have a chance with Heshen Lingwang because you don't have a chance. The Lingwang bought shoes and Heshen was fighting a big fight. They don't have a lot of ranks. As for not having a double row with Xiaobao, they just want to train him." Su Wei explained.
In the barrage of question marks, a very conspicuous sentence passed by [Then why do you want to double-row Jack? Didn’t you say he is a Shiba Inu?]
"Good question, although Jack is also a dog, he is a Shiba Inu and has different breeds. Shiba Inu looks stupid. Oh, I mean, it looks cute. Could anyone not like Shiba Inu? No, no, no?"
Jack Lawu did not interact when she heard this, but just smiled contemptuously, but her expression became more like Shiba Inu.
This world is so magical. Some people smile like dragons when they tilt their mouths, while others smile like Shiba Inu when they tilt their mouths.
But in the end, this world still depends on its face. When Su Wei was not famous earlier, she just relied on her face to trick people into the live broadcast room.
"Hurry up, I've been pulling you for a long time. Don't tell me that you're stuck in the login interface."
"Brother, I'm always targeted by the film. I'm all about Jiawei xxx watching girls. You can pull me again. Oh, forget it, I'll just click in."
Seeing Su Wei choose a replacement position, Jack Lawu quickly said:
"Don't you fill the position? We won't hit the bottom lane with our double row?"
"You can fight, but it's not necessary."
"No, brother, don't you trust my assistant?"
"Then can you play some assist in the living room? What does it mean to give me a handful of ez assistance before?"
"To be honest, ez assists are good at playing hard and soft support, right? And you didn't play me first? Can you explain to me how to operate your jungle barrel?"
Su Wei was furious: "Isn't that normal operation of the wine barrel? Everyone is the king of Korean servers. They must be very strong after hitting this segment. What's wrong with my wine barrel's empty skill? Isn't this a very good move?
The opponent avoided my skills. If you don’t blame the opponent for why the positioning is so good, you blame my skills for being lost. Who is your teammate?"
"...Li is right, Li is right, hurry up and change to the AD position." Jack Lawu was speechless. For the first time, he felt that he had an opponent in criticizing words.
But it doesn't matter if he doesn't say it. After entering the game, you can arrange him with practical actions.
After entering the game, Su Weiyi warned Jack Lawu to play a normal assist.
Jack Lawu verbally agreed, and then pretended to show off a Threstone. He originally wanted to give Su the only surprise when choosing a person, but he didn't expect that ez was snatched first by the opponent.
Before Su Wei could be happy, when Jack was choosing the person, he saw him locking the barrel in seconds.
"Brother, what do you mean? Be mentally, right?"
"No, don't you have a lot of barrel support in the game? After all, I have been on professional stadiums. You can't say that barrel support is not good, right?"
So Su Wei locked Yasuo with his backhand.
"It makes sense Jack, you see, the downward effect of the wine barrel Yasuo in the professional competition is also good. We just happen to practice and take off!"
"Don't, brother, can you play this hero? Charity points are given, right? Are there any kind-hearted people who can do it in seconds?"
"Believe me, brother, if you don't believe me, you can ask the barrage. Before I, Su, I, had a job, and everyone in the circle called me the number one Yasuo in the Korean server, known as Han Yisuo, for short, which is as famous as China's number one Yasuo otto, right?" Su Wei said with a smile.
"Don't you fart NMD, aren't you the number one ez on Korean server? Damn it, I searched on opgg, you just played Yasuo, and you lost!"
"Stop barking, the game has been in. If I don't have a c game, I can reward you with an ez in the next game, right?"
In this set, Su Wei's lineup is top laner Silas, jungle blind monk, mid laner crocodile, bottom laner duo Yasuo + wine barrel, the opposite lineup is top laner vampire, jungle prince, mid laner Kasardin, bottom laner duo ez + Pike.
"I'm going to be a turtle, what kind of underworld lineup is this opposite? I thought this lineup was made by Mafa on the other side."
Su Wei was speechless when she looked at the lineup on the opposite side. Not to mention the pros and cons of laning, the vampire and Kassardin played together, which was simply torture to his own jungler.
"If I were the prince opposite, I would have done this in seconds. OK, is this a fart?
This lineup on the opposite side is the classic underworld bp where there is no line power and the jungle area is not strong.
Cassadinggo is indeed very strong in the late stage, and the vampire is also a big c in the team battle in the middle and late stages. However, Cassading and the vampire are both heroes with weak laning abilities in the early stage. Although they can shrink and develop with the defensive tower, their teammates are not good.
This game is not just about playing Casadin online. After all, it doesn’t mean that the opposite base will explode directly when you wait for Casadin level 16?
As long as the top laner is not a double-ranking top laner, the presence of the passerby is not high. It’s all right to play with vampires and the opponent. However, for the jungler prince, this move is equivalent to missing a mid laner in the early stage.
Kasardin had no harm in the early stage and had no hard control. The prince had no choice but to use the middle crocodile, so the crocodile could push the line unscrupulously. After pushing the line, there was no need to go to the side to support it. He took the blind monk to the wild area to find the prince, and he could destroy the prince first.
Once the middle and the world have no sound, there is basically no possibility of playing in the late game.
"Their combination of bottom lane is quite insidious. I thought we had to resist the pressure in front of the bottom lane, but there was an ez parker on the other side." Jack Lawu also said.
"Indeed, I feel that this will be my Yasuo's personal operation show. Jack your ez dream has gone far. It's better to just cosplay it in reality."
Chapter completed!