11 years of college entrance examination funny composition, let everyone take a look
Composition topic-Does this world need you?
Ben-** died, just one month before the college entrance examination.
Ben-**'s death caused some people's hearts to collapse, and made another understand that the world is not without anyone else. Obama's speech shocked me. It turns out that everyone in the world is born equal, and everyone has the right to pursue happiness in survival and living. Ben-**'s death eliminates fear in people's hearts, so for most people, the world does not need your uncle, as long as you have weapons in your hands.
Cecilia Cheung and Tse are about to divorce, just two days before the college entrance examination.
The divorce between Cecilia Cheung and Tse made me not believe in love, and also made me understand that the world still needs mistresses. Life without mistresses is not perfect. I heard that Cecilia Cheung thinks Tse is looking for mistresses, and Tse is thinking that Cecilia Cheung is doing his business, and it is all about pulling his sister's eggs. Time can wash away everything and dilute everything, but it cannot format the pictures in my hard drive. Cecilia Cheung, this world needs you, there is no E:\ Important files\Marxism\Mazophrenia\New folder\New folder (2)\**.jpg, I don't think of it from time to time that the beautiful figure in the yanzhao door is not only deeply imprinted in Guan Xi's mind, but also in our hard drive. So, don't blame Tse, only the state officials set fire and not allow the people to light the lights? Therefore, the world does not need love, as long as there are mistresses outside.
Can I do something that even ** and Tse can't do? So, does this world need me? Do you need you? The answer is that no, the world does not need you, only your sister.
Does the world need you? Blue-collar workers? Your monthly salary can't even afford a house of one square meter. Which woman is willing to go to you? That day, you complained to me, why are there fewer and fewer beauties walking on the street in recent years? I didn't tell you, beauties are treasured by rich second generation and his father. They are in a villa in Canada, waiting for their men to miss them one day and go back and see. In such a hot day, who is like you, who can't afford a Haagen-Dazs after being busy for a day? Do you still want to buy a house? You are still looking forward to the decline of housing prices one day. Don't dream. The consumption of rich people has enough to change the balance of supply and demand. Therefore, you poor B, the world doesn't need you.
Does the world need you? Students? You have been engaged in fat pig flow with the little foxes born in the 1990s and even the 2000s. Can the country's future depend on you? The college entrance examination admission rate has reached 72%, why are you still working hard? Do you think you get 400 points and go to university, and you are proud of you? Don't be stupid. University only recognizes money, not people, only produces condoms and does not produce GDP in university. So, young people, the world does not need you.
Does the world need you? Poor people? You are struggling to live for life, but you can't keep up with the pace of rising housing prices; your child is like a flower, but has become someone else's **; your family business that has been working hard for generations can't stand the bulldozers and iron rods of urban management at the demolition site; your child full of expectations has been 70 yards on the zebra crossing; you have encountered injustice and wanted to find an explanation, but you also met Li Gang's father; you long for safety, don't fight with the world, and think about it, just forget it, but someone has a salary increase, although he was executed today - the first day of the college entrance examination in 2011. Do you think, do you need you?
So, does the world need you? You sister.
PS: Xiao Liu saw this funny essay by accident. I thought it was interesting, so I wanted to show it to everyone, that is, I wanted everyone to take a look.
Chapter completed!