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Chapter 78: Pangu, Fuxi, Hongjun Seeking the Moon(1/2)

Chapter 78 Pangu, Fuxi, Hongjun (Third update, please vote for me!)

East China Sea, proud country!

On a beach in Aolaiguo! There are two deck chairs. There are some drinks on the small table in the middle.

On the two recliners, two figures were lying down at the moment. One was fat and covered the entire recliner, while the other was so thin that only his bones were left.

In the distance, Jin Peng, dressed in golden armor, looked at the fat and thin duo in the distance with a confused look on his face.

Jin Peng has never understood why the Emperor of Heaven values ​​these two people so much, so he has been trying to figure out their thoughts these days. However, every time he thinks he has caught up with their thinking, he is always confused by their more bizarre thinking!

This is it now, wearing shorts and lying on the beach? What are you doing?

Basking in the sun?

From ancient times to the present, Jin Peng has never heard of any cultivator going to bask in the sun. Isn’t this just idleness?

Okay, forget it if you have nothing to do. As for taking off your clothes and sunbathing?

How is this different from taking off your pants and farting?

Previously, Jin Peng was dragged along, but how could Jin Peng lose that person? Strip naked and bask in the sun? Your head was caught in the door panel!

To this day, Jin Peng completely admits that he was defeated by these two thugs! The thinking of these two thugs can never be compared to his own!

In the distance, Fat Brother and Bamboo pole are enjoying the beautiful sunset! Although they can't understand it, it doesn't prevent them from imitating it.

"Brother Fei, it's done. The clothes of the two turtle sons, as well as the recent treasures, have all been disposed of!" Zhugan said with a smile.

"Well, that's right. This thing is useless in my hometown. In my hometown, only money is accepted. If there is no money here, then exchange it for gold! Gold will never drop in price on earth." Fatty Brother nodded.

"Brother Fei is still wise!" Zhugan complimented.

"By the way, you're in charge of the money. How much gold do we have now?" Brother Fat asked.

"Well, let me do the math!"

Zhugan thought about it for a while.

After a while, Zhugan said: "When melted together, they are about the size of two ordinary small stars!"

"How big is that?" Brother Fei asked doubtfully.

"As for the 'Earth' we saw through the small ball before, we have the volume of gold, as much as two Earths!" Zhugan said excitedly.

"so much?"

"Yes, we are now rich. You, I, and the earth's gold, how much do we need to buy?" Zhugan said with eyes shining.

"Yes, now we are rich!" Brother Fat also said with a smile.

"At that time, even if we don't buy anything, we can make whatever we want with gold! Use gold to make toilets, use gold to make tractors, use gold to build houses, use gold to pave roads, and when we see poor people, we will smash them

With a few kilograms of gold, even if the country has no money, we can still give him that much gold. When the time comes, do you think you will make us the 'richest people' in the world?" Zhugan said excitedly.

"Yes, when the time comes, everywhere we go will be filled with gold...!" Halfway through, Fatty's voice stopped abruptly.

"Yes, yes, haha!"

"No, that's not right!" Brother Fat suddenly screamed.

"What's wrong?" Zhugan asked confused.

"I heard my father say before that things are more valuable when they are scarce. Gold is expensive because it is rare on the earth. If we go back with two earths' worth of gold, is this gold still valuable?" Fei Ge's face was filled with shock.

"Ah?" Zhugan was also stunned.

"Two earths of gold? By then, shit will be worth more than gold!" The fat on Fat Brother's face trembled.

"What should we do?" Zhugan also panicked!

After hundreds of years of hard work, gold is useless, so why not be depressed to death!

"Don't panic, don't panic!" Brother Fat immediately stopped him.

"Brother Fatty, what do you think we should do?"

"We don't have to collect this gold. We'll look at it then! We are cultivators now. Isn't it easy to make a fortune?" Fatty said immediately.

"Well, whatever you say, I will listen to you!"

"By the way, I remember that before we came to this world, you had money with you?" Brother Fat asked.

"I ate mutton skewers that day, and in the end I only had 50 cents left!" Zhugan said.

While talking, he took out a crumpled fifty-cent piece of paper.

"That's it, I thought of an idea to make a fortune!" Fatty said.

"What?"

"We use magic to imitate this money!" Brother Fei said excitedly.

"Counterfeiting coins? That's illegal!" Zhugan shouted immediately.

"Those who make counterfeit coins are not professional. We use magic to make the coins look like real ones. Isn't that enough? We are making real coins!" Brother Fei said immediately.

"Yes, then you can get as much money as you want?"

"And it must be professional, and you must love what you do!" Brother Fei said excitedly.

The two of them were excitedly thinking about their plan to make a fortune, but they had no idea that these 50-cent counterfeit coins were made with such precision that they were circulated all over the earth. Many masters of counterfeiting were embarrassed and cried! The cost price was more than 50 cents!

The two are immersed in a plan to make money by counterfeiting currency.

"Boom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!"

The East China Sea suddenly stirred up huge waves, and a large amount of sea water immediately submerged the two of them.

"Pfft, pfft!"

The two rushed out of the sea and immediately spat out the water in their mouths.

"Brother Fatty, my money, my money!" Zhugan exclaimed.

"What money?"

"My money was washed away by the flood!" Brother Fat exclaimed.

"call!"

Jinpeng suddenly appeared.

"You two, there has been a big change in the East China Sea, it's better to leave quickly!" Jin Peng said to the two of them.

"No, no, my money was washed away, fifty cents! I haven't looked carefully at how to make it!" Zhugan cried sadly.

Jin Peng: "……………………!"

"No, money exists and people exist, money dies and people die!" Brother Fat pulled Wen for a rare moment.

Jin Peng: "……………………!"

"What does your money look like? I will use my spiritual consciousness to help you find it!" Jin Peng said.

"Hoo!" The bamboo pole quickly used magic to condense the appearance of fifty cents.

"Found it!" Jin Peng's face was overjoyed!

"Very good!"

"Let's go ashore first!"

"good!"

Everyone reached the top of a mountain in the distance.

The violent waves in the East China Sea are getting bigger and bigger, and the violent impact even reaches the starry sky. The Milky Way is upside down, and the sky is dark and the earth is dark.

The territory in all directions was shaking even more! Above the starry sky, the stars suddenly dimmed. Even Jin Peng was horrified to find that in the west, the sun that was about to set was actually shooting from west to east quickly.

The sun? The sun was pulled back?

Jin Peng suddenly felt that a tremendous change had taken place under the East China Sea. The magnitude of the change was probably greater than all the great changes Jin Peng had seen.

"People of Da'ei listen to the order, raise your right hands and lend me my strength~~~~~~~~~~~!"

Jin Peng suddenly heard Zhong Shan's voice, and his expression suddenly changed.

The Emperor of Heaven has mobilized the power of the world. Is the Emperor of Heaven in danger?

"You two?" Jin Peng turned to look at the two of them.

"Damn it, where did the flood come from? All my fifty cents were washed away!" Brother Fat's face turned red from holding back.

"Everyone's face is swollen here. It's useless even if it's evaporated. It's over. We can't make a fortune!" Zhugan looked sad.

"Fifty cents!"

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To be continued...
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