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Chapter 562 its so big(1/2)

What Lin Zixiao wants is not that those people can use science and practice immortality to cooperate with each other in a short period of time to push immortality to another level, or to the same level, the difficulty will be reduced sharply...

Instead, I want to use their modern thinking to think, understand some things about cultivating immortals, and propose new ideas and solutions, etc.

Therefore, it is not necessary for those top experts in various fields to be teachers.

You can also find some college students and graduate students who are talented enough. They may not have the ability of experts, but they must have heard of some things they should have heard of.

Even if I have not practiced it, I have heard more or less those views and theories.

That's enough!

What you need is theory and way of thinking, right?

"Yes, that's it!"

Lin Zixiao nodded slightly and had an idea.

Will students leak information?!

Is it really easy to enter the Immortal Cultivation Sect?

On the first day of entering the sect, you must make a vow of heaven. You must not betray the sect, and you must not disclose the sect's martial arts, secrets, etc. without permission.

So I'm not afraid of students leaking secrets.

The teacher is different.

You asked someone to be a teacher and force them to swear?

You can do this if you are more domineering, but our Saint Qi never owe favors in his life. How could he do such a thing?

What's more, the opposite side is still a partner?!

"I have almost figured out the problem, so let's go."

"Finish the next thing one by one."

She soared into the air and just rushed out of the formation of Zizhu Island itself, her spiritual sense discovered something abnormal in the sea. Thinking of the previous words of Deputy Minister Seventh, she chuckled, fell from the sky and landed on the shore.

"Mr. Lin."

Everyone from the Residents' Happiness and Life Department immediately gathered around and greeted him respectfully.

"Our plane will come soon."

"I won't stay here for a long time."

"Um."

Lin Zixiao nodded lightly, then said lightly: "You guys wait, I'll catch a big fish and take it back for you as a gift."

After saying that, she took the air again and flew towards the southeast.

"Big fish?"

A group of residents from the Happy Life Department gathered together and looked at each other.

"Is it a ferocious beast? I don't know how big it is!"

"I heard from my brothers who participated in the Battle of the Coastline that they saw an octopus, which was as big as a hill and the meat tasted very good."

"Mr. Lin is so kind. He actually wants to give us a big fish..."

"But then again, I'm really looking forward to it, it must be delicious, right?"

"She...Oh, ashamed, ashamed, I was drooling."

“…”

Each of them was looking forward to it. Looking at the back of "Lin Fan" flying out, they wanted to know what kind of fish he would catch.

"Hope not too big."

"Yes, yes, it's too big, we can't take it away."

"No, you can take it away."

At this moment, Lin Zixiao floated in the air about two nautical miles away, opening his mouth gently, and the sound was transmitted far away.

"Can we hear us so far?!"

"We heard him, too?"

"Nonsense, can we be the same as Mr. Lin!?"

"But he said we could take it away, that's not particularly big, right?"

A group of people gathered together, muttering, and guessing how big the big fish Lin Zixiao mentioned was.

...

At the same time, deep in the sea.

A giant came quietly.

Pang, pang, bang!!!

Many ferocious beasts are rushing and biting, but they cannot destroy them. The thick and hard armor makes them enough to ignore the attacks of most ferocious beasts.

"Fake!"

"What the hell is this?! Why do so many terrifying creatures appear as soon as they enter the South China Sea area?"

"And do these creatures have no brains? Do you dare to hit us?"

Inside the submarine, a blonde man cursed.

"Don't worry, my superiors said before coming that this trip is dangerous, so you must be careful, right?"

"Let them hit them, anyway, they will definitely not be able to break our defenses, and completing the task is important..."

The commander was relatively calm and obviously was mentally prepared.

"That's right, but these things are so fucking scary! Crabs over ten meters long, lobsters over three meters long... and what is this? Oysters? Didn't the oysters grow on anything? The diameter is more than one meter?"

Looking at the window and various objects detected, the blonde man couldn't help but curse.

"Are I aliens?"

"Don't be surprised. Chinese people call these things ferocious beasts, which means very powerful and powerful beasts!"

"And don't you think it's cool? It's like coming to an alien battlefield and encountering aliens, super  cool!"

“Is this…cool?”

“Well, if you want to say it in Chinese dialect, it’s ‘niubi~~’”

“niu~~bi~~?”

“Yes, niu~~bi~~~”

The two started chatting, and the blonde man also had the idea of ​​diverting his attention and removing his fear, and continued to chat with the flow.

"Why is it niu~~bi~~? It doesn't feel easy."

"Nonono, in fact, if you know Chinese, you will find these two words very easy."

"is that so?"

"Yes, and you know what's the most interesting thing?"

"What?"

"Niu~~bi~~ means, if translated, it means...cows  the  vagina!"

"watt!?"

The blonde man looked at his commander and looked confused and doubted his life: "Sir, are you sure you were right?"

"Of course, a friend who has been lurking in China for many years told me!"

"...But why? Why does cows  the  vagina mean the same as super  cool?"

"Oh, my child."

The chief smiled: "I know it's hard for you to accept, but in fact, they're right, you know?"

"Why?"

“Because  it’s so  big~!”

Blonde man: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o..."

“Doesn’t it make sense?”

"What you said really makes sense, I was speechless."

A psychopath?

At this moment, the blonde man wanted to curse, but at the same time, he really couldn't find anything to refute. Isn't that thing just very big?

At this moment, he really forgot his fear of the ferocious beasts outside, and his mood gradually improved.

Seeing this, the commander was slightly relieved and nodded and chuckled: "Hurry up, come back to your post. We are about to arrive. We are ready to investigate and find an opportunity to go to the island at the same time..."
To be continued...
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