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Chapter 443: One Destiny, Two Fortunes, Three Feng Shui, Four Accumulations of Yin De and Five Immor(1/2)

"Then... let me try?" Fatty Dan was still a little hesitant.

"Try it, you must try it!"

At this moment, Lin Fan, Qi Zixiao, Chen Cheng, Zhou Yining, the fortune teller, and even Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming were all nodding.

At the same time, they really want to see if they can sell this medicine? Especially with such an exaggerated selling method...

"Forehead……"

Seeing everyone's unanimous agreement, especially Lin Fan's encouraging look, Fatty Dan no longer hesitated and took a deep breath.

"Selling medicine!!"

This guy used real energy to empower his voice, which immediately spread far away and could be clearly heard for thousands of miles around.

"I am the number one alchemist of the younger generation!"

"The chief disciple of the Zifu Holy Land Alchemy Room, Xiaodan Shengdan Chengzi, couldn't bear to see the injured fellow Taoists in large groups, so he took out his treasured elixirs and sold them at a low price, hoping to help all the fellow Taoists relieve their pain.

"

"If you are not injured and need to recover from your injuries urgently, I, Dan Chengzi, also have some Hui Yuan Dan for sale..."

"Not only that!"

The guy paused.

The next second, there was a shocking hawking sound, which made many monks who were listening with their ears suddenly stagger and almost cursed.

"I have all kinds of elixirs here that can cure all kinds of diseases!"

"Whether you are suffering from kidney deficiency, qi deficiency, spleen deficiency, back pain, leg cramps, or insomnia and neurasthenia caused by kidney deficiency..."

"Whether fellow Taoists have frequent urination, urgency, inability to urinate, or X dysfunction..."

“We’ve all passed by before, don’t miss it!”

“When I walk through this village, there is no shop like this!”

“Authentic materials from a time-honored brand, reasonable prices, and guaranteed after-sales service!”

"Come and buy it quickly..."



The shocking cries kept coming one after another, and Fatty Dan also tried his best.

But he worked hard, but the others were squinting, and they all wanted to curse.

What the hell is this?!

I don’t know how many people just feel that their brains hurt...

Kidney deficiency????

You are such a damn girl with kidney deficiency!

Frequent urination, urgency and inability to urinate completely? You are mentally ill!

What kind of dysfunction is there?

In fact, many monks can't understand many words, but if you don't understand, why can't you guess? After guessing... who can still calm down?!

At the same time, many people expressed disdain.

"The number one alchemist of the younger generation?!"

"This fat man is so shameless!"

"So what if you are the chief disciple of the Zi Mansion Alchemy Room? Do you regard the world's young alchemists as trivial?!"

"Huh, that means I don't know how to make elixirs. Otherwise, I must let him know why the flowers are so red!"

Many people are muttering.

but……

No one really dared to come forward and cause trouble.

Everyone has made it clear that the chariot and horse are the chief disciples of the Zifu alchemy room, and the special effects and the alchemy furnace are directly special effects. Go and get them away~~~

Who among ordinary people would dare to cause trouble?

Even if he is a disciple of the Holy Land, he must be given some face.

Then……

A monk who was seriously injured but won the victory, but could not recover in the afternoon even if he drank all his elixirs, couldn't help but approach Fatty Dan's stall.

"Is there any elixir that can help me recover before the afternoon competition starts?"

"Ouch!"

As soon as Fatty Dan saw the guest, he smiled and immediately shouted, "Fellow Taoist, you have lost one of your legs and half of your lungs. If you don't heal your injuries quickly, you won't be able to participate in the competition this afternoon."

Fight!"

"But you'll be lucky if you meet me, Dan Chengzi!"

"This bottle of blood-reviving pill can quickly heal your physical injuries. It only requires 80,000 spiritual stones..."

"Eighty thousand? So expensive?"

The other party was shocked.

"Is this expensive?"

Dan Chengzi continued: "Fellow Taoist, you don't know something. The elixirs prepared by me, Dan Chengzi, are more than twice as effective as those prepared by ordinary alchemists!"

"Not only that, if you fly to other cities to buy elixirs and then fly back, how long will it take? If the injury is not healed before the competition starts, it will be troublesome!"

"Eighty thousand spiritual stones, you can't buy them and suffer losses, you can't buy them and you can't be fooled!"

"Eighty thousand, only eighty thousand! You are 100% sure that you will be able to face the enemy in full strength this afternoon. Do you still think it is expensive?"

"It seems...not expensive?" The other party was almost stunned by Fatty Dan.

"That's the right answer, but it's not expensive. What's more important than a 100% certainty?! Give it the spirit stone!!!"

other side:"……"

The next second, 80,000 spiritual stones were given, and he took the elixir and flew away.

Fatty Dan suddenly smiled brightly, and the corners of his mouth almost reached the base of his ears.

If this bottle of elixir were in the sect... it would be worth at most ten thousand spiritual stones~!

Not only that, when someone made a deal, they all discovered that many monks were rushing towards Dan Chengzi's stall.

"You are rich!!!"

The divine fortune teller's eyes were red, and he didn't know whether it was the red eyes of envy or the sequelae of the golden eyes of refining the fire. Then, he looked at Lin Fan: "Haha, fellow Taoist, why don't you think of some similar words for me?"

"Easy to say, easy to say."

Lin Fan grinned.

A few minutes later.

Fatty Dan’s business is booming.

Not to be outdone, the divine fortune teller spoke loudly: "I am Fang Wu, the divine fortune teller of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, the successor of Old Man Tianji, and the inheritor of the Great Evolution of Heaven and Earth!"

"Today, I occasionally felt that this place is destined for me, and I would like to open a forum here to deduce the secrets of heaven!"

As soon as these two sentences came out, many people were moved.

But then, the fortune teller suddenly changed his tone...

"Have you ever heard that before, I made a prediction for a contemporary Buddhist disciple?! If I said he would suffer a disaster of blood and light, he would suffer a disaster of blood and light!"

"As the saying goes, one is destiny, two is luck, three is feng shui, four is accumulation of yin virtue and five is cultivation of immortality!"

"Fate is determined from birth, and luck can affect a person's destiny. Feng Shui... can also change destiny against the will of heaven. This yin virtue is also called merit. As for cultivating immortals... I don't need to say more.

Bar?!"

"And from this sentence, we can see that if we, the cultivators of immortality, just immerse ourselves in hard work, we will definitely suffer!"

"Only..."

This is the advertising slogan Lin Fan designed for this product.

How do you get someone to tell your fortune and still believe it?

You must first put your name out there and tell others how great you are and that there is nothing wrong with you, right?

And after that?

Then just fool around!!!

If they believe the trick, this business will naturally come to your doorstep.

Do these people believe it?
To be continued...
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