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Chapter 233 You have a bloody disaster(1/2)

Obviously, the Buddha and the fortune teller are at odds.

Lin Fan saw it, but couldn't help but think about it in his heart.

Why is the fortune teller now also his teammate, at least in this dungeon, so naturally he has to find a way to help~!

"Just now, the fortune teller hesitated again and again. This is not his temperament."

Behind him, Fan Jianqiang, who had always been honest and courteous, seemed to have said something accidentally.

Lin Fan listened but nodded silently.

"Indeed, if this kind of talent is not afraid, it is impossible for him to hesitate. In this way..."

"Afraid of inaccurate calculation?"

Lin Fan didn't know that the fortune teller was inaccurate because he had something to do with him and was involved in the matter.

I don’t know that the fortune teller has determined that the fortune teller is not accurate either.

but……

None of this is important. What is important is that Lin Fan has a 'sure-win method'!

Isn't it just like fortune telling?

Lin Fan was happy.

As a person who has been deeply educated in modern times, especially after nine years of compulsory education, I still haven’t watched a lot of anime. Isn’t this a trivial matter?!

Give a simple example.

There are many liar fortune tellers who obviously have no ability and cannot predict anything accurately, but they can make people believe them as soon as they open their mouths. Why?

Because they will cheat!

How to deceive?!

My father died before my mother!

For example, if you meet an older person and they say this to you, what would you do?

Let’s first analyze the possible results.

A person's parents have nothing more than four outcomes: 1. Both of them are present.

2. Both of them went.

3. My father is still here.

4. My mother is still here.

Apart from that, there is no other result, right?

Then, let’s interpret the phrase ‘father dies before mother’.

Both of them are here. This statement cannot be verified for the time being, so I won’t care about it for the time being.

The last three options? That would be interesting...

Both of them went to this option, and there were two outcomes, the father left first and the mother left first, which corresponded to the third and fourth options respectively.

In other words, there are actually only two options in the end, whether the father leaves first or the mother leaves first.

So……

What if the father leaves first?

It’s not a big problem. My father died before my mother, so there’s nothing wrong with that, right?

What if the mother leaves first?

My father is here, my mother died first.

A broken sentence is also fine!

This is a fortune-telling elixir of speech. No matter how you say it, there is nothing wrong with it, and no matter how you explain it, it makes sense.

And nine out of ten people who go to fortune-telling believe in these things. So, do they believe it?

As soon as the fortune teller spoke, he thought about it.

Hey?!

This fortune teller is awesome. I didn’t even say anything, but he just figured it out and figured it out!

If I give you a few more similar sentences about snake oil, most people will not believe it after being fooled. Then everything the fortune teller says will be right!

Of course, this does not mean that all fortune tellers are liars, but it does mean that...in this industry, there are really many "win-win algorithms"!

However, at this moment, Lin Fan would certainly not use these snake oil sentences, because they were too untechnical!

Besides, what kind of place is this?

Cultivation world!

Isn't it easy for these monks to use their brains? If they were discovered, it would be embarrassing.

Therefore, Lin Fan came up with an even more awesome way to win...

In his opinion, today, the fortune teller will definitely win!

Even if Jesus comes, he will definitely win, that’s what Lin Fan said!



"Can't figure it out."

Facing the doubts of Buddhist disciples.

The fortune teller said calmly: "Everyone knows that secrets must not be leaked, let alone why you come to ask me with emotions at this moment?"

"I can calculate it, but once I say it, you go against what I say. In this case, how accurate can I be?"

"Then let me ask you, can you possibly figure out what I will do today?"

When Buddha's plan was discovered, he was not upset. Instead, he laughed and said, "It's not accurate."

Then, he spoke again: "You can probably figure out who left this secret realm? Who will get the ultimate benefit?"

The fortune teller narrowed his eyes slightly...

"Naturally we can figure it out."

Wow!

"Can this be calculated?"

Everyone present was in an uproar.

"Who left this secret realm? It must be a peerless expert!"

"Who can even calculate the treasures owned by someone? Then... who is it?!"

Most people's expressions changed, such as Zou Hu and others, who were secretly wary...

The divine fortune teller and the Buddhist disciple, these two people are so 'evil', they can do calculations well, and their calculations are extremely accurate, they have already been famous for a long time.

At this moment, if they open their mouths, who will get the greatest benefit, and what will be the result?!

There is a high probability that other people will join forces to cripple that person first and drive him away...

So, what if the person who originally received this benefit was you? After being told by them, you were targeted. Wouldn't this be...?

What? Are you saying they can’t calculate it accurately?

Come on, if they open their mouths, the secret has been leaked. In this case, is there any problem in changing the result?



"Is it?"

Buddha grinned: "I don't believe it, would you like to hear it?"

"What a coincidence, I also want to ask you this question." The fortune teller countered General Yijun: "Why don't you tell me?"

"I'm asking you."

"I'm not as stupid as you."

The fortune teller chuckled, his red eyes a bit scary.

"I know in my heart what should be said and what should not be said. If not, I will tell you that I am not sure. How about you?"

"Then I can't be sure."

Buddha couldn't help laughing.

He really wants to step on the fortune teller. At the same time, it would be best if he could eliminate some competitors. Wouldn't that be flattering?

That’s why I asked this question. No matter whether the divine fortune teller’s calculation is accurate or not, the person named by him will definitely be ‘taken care of’ by others, but this is certain!

But in the end, the divine fortune teller said nothing...

At this moment, Buddha couldn't help but have some ideas.
To be continued...
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