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553 The ball hurts

After listening to Miss Zhao's introduction to her man, Liu Liwa almost choked to death by spitting. Unexpectedly, Unexpectedly, the lady's memory was so outstanding. This was the slander he used to coax her before he hooked up with Miss Zhao. Unexpectedly, she remembered everything word by word and could use it flexibly.

All men in the world like women's praises. Liu Liwa was very excited. Anyway, the night was long, so it would be fun to continue playing.

He lowered his voice and said angrily: "Hey, girl, you praise your man like a god, but this is not what I want to hear. You have to know that between men and men, you like to compare more directly. The one who likes to compare the most and is the easiest to decide who is the best to win or lose is to directly compare whose specialties!"

"What did you say?" the lady said nervously.

"Didn't you just say that your man is known as 'a magic gun over a hundred flowers', and I'm going to compete with him in front of this pole." Liu Liwa became more and more excited as he spoke. He rushed forward two steps and directly hit Miss Zhao. He discovered that Miss Zhao was tied up with his hands and feet, which was exactly what Liu Liwa wanted. He straightened his waist and leaned over to the lady with his magic weapon, and said, "Come and compare it to see who has more lethal weapons between me and your man."

"Ah..." Miss Zhao screamed in fear. You know, the most serious behavior of teasing women in this era is to have Feifei eyes, tut mouth, or say a few swear words on the street, but just like this, she is unique in pushing the 'guy' toward women. Liu Liwa is also a pioneer.

Look at the time travel, they either make inventions or innovations. At least they can make a few acres of acres for two days, doing some hybrid rice, plant grafting, etc., but after traveling, the latest concepts he brought were model teams, performance troupes, sexy photos, and a book published inside the Enchanting Building, called "How to Increase the Joy of the Boudoir", and now, he is pioneering the way to tease women.

Miss Zhao had never met a hooligan. The first time she met was the best. She was so scared that she was panicked, and her hands and feet were tied. She tried hard to escape, and at least she had to avoid his harassment. However, due to her excessive movement, she fell down and also hooked Liu Liwa, which made him press directly on the lady, pressing her tightly.

The eldest lady struggled hard, but she couldn't get rid of it at all. Liu Liwa laughed loudly, like an earthworm pressing on the eldest lady's body and twisting. After a long time no see, the eldest lady seemed to have lost weight, but her pair of huge peaks became even more majestic...

"Ah..." The eldest lady suddenly stopped screaming, but instead, Liu Liwa screamed happily, sweating in pain, gritted her teeth, and hurriedly said: "Don't bite, don't bite, damn, you bit my egg..."

I don't know when Liu Liwa twisted and turned out to be misplaced. The eldest lady was bound all over, but her mouth and teeth could be used. Of course she would not be polite at this moment. Liu Liwa had asked her for several times before, but she refused to do so in this situation.

"Okay, okay, sister, it's me, your man, don't bite it." Liu Liwa was in pain. This woman was anxious, and her bite strength was comparable to a crocodile.

"You bastard, I'll let you be a man right away." Miss Zhao went crazy and was about to die.

"Jiabi, Jiabi, don't bite it. It's me, I'm here to save you." Liu Liwa applied to call Miss Zhao's name. He usually calls her the eldest lady, but he always set himself a turtle man. In this way, the little man took the eldest lady, which was very fulfilling. In addition, this girl was called Zhao Jiabi, Jiabi, and she was too h and couldn't call her!

However, Miss Zhao has always hoped that he could call her boudoir name, which would look sweeter, but she didn't expect that her name would ring at such moments, without sweetness but pain.

Miss Zhao quickly let go of her mouth. She persisted to the extreme and couldn't bite her anymore. She didn't know how long it took for Liu Liwa to wash clothes. It smelled too much!

"You, bah... who are you?" Miss Zhao asked carefully while spitting out.

Liu Liwa quickly rolled down from her and bowed her body, like a cooked shrimp. God is fair, giving men the capital to harm women, and it is also the biggest weakness of women killing men.

Liu Liwa rubbed and rubbed, and the stinging feeling finally disappeared. The eldest lady was really desperate just now and put her energy into death. Fortunately, she didn't make the two eggs collide with each other, otherwise he would be useless if he didn't die.

"Sister, I am Liu Liwa who you praised just now." Liu Liwa rubbed her for a long time, and the pain relieved a lot. He also taught him a lesson. He would never make jokes about his girlfriend in the future. When he met a chaste and fierce girl like Miss Zhao, at most he suffered himself. If he encountered a water-like poplar flower, he would suffer directly. One suffered and the other was heartbreaking. Jokes were risky, and the test should be cautious!

"You? Are you Liu Liwa? Impossible, this is Beiyan, how could this be?" In the dark, Miss Zhao still couldn't believe it: "Who are you? Do you really know Liu Liwa?"

"Sister, I am Liu Liwa." Liu Liwa said with a wry smile: "Do you still remember? I once gave you a drawing of clothing design and asked you to do it yourself. You also said that the crotch cloth is too small and the bra is too tight... Also, last time I asked you to lie on the table in the restaurant. Because I was too excited, I walked into the wrong door... And last time..."

"Okay, I believe it!" Miss Zhao was very determined. He even knew about the incident of "going to the wrong door". There was no one except Liu Liwa. After confirming that it was Liu Liwa, the lady moved her body and kicked him a little, and said angrily: "You damn ghost, pretend to be a hooligan to scare me, no, you were a hooligan."

"I want to know that you have such a means to deal with hooligans, and I have long since turned into a rightful state." Liu Liwa said with a wry smile.

"Hmph, I deserve it." The lady was proud, and the smell in her taste was not dissipated for a long time, which made her very depressed: "By the way, why are you here? Are you here to find me? By the way, I met a horse thief today, and even the people were kidnapped. How did you find it?"

"I came to you mainly because I was so tired of my idleness. I didn't expect it to hurt even more when I found you." Liu Liwa said angrily.

"Okay, okay, I don't know it's you. Besides, if you don't make any mistakes, I won't want you." Miss Zhao smiled and said, "By the way, you're okay."

"It's a big deal. Now one egg is big and the other is small. I wonder if it will affect my happy life. Please rub it for me." Liu Liwa got up heartlessly and continued to push the guy forward.

"You loosen your ties first." The eldest lady twisted: "How can I rub you when I'm tied up?"

"I will take revenge for one person to rush forward. If you hit me in the left face, I will also hit you in the left face. So, where did you hurt my egg just now, and now you will use it to relieve my pain..." Liu Liwa climbed up again with difficulty.

"Dear ghost... when will I take off my clothes..."
Chapter completed!
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