Chapter 468, Form a group to shit?
Chapter 468: Group a group to shit?
I calmed down and wrote it carefully. The next thing is coming to an end. All the characters that were about to appear will appear. Yichen is working on it again here. In order to complete the system everyone is looking forward to picking up girls, this time, Yichen will definitely do his best.
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Yang Wu's strength is still too bad compared to most of the Zhongtian Holy Land, so after the fat man took action, the original 300,000 troops of the entire Western Secret Land were instantly destroyed by 150,000.
Seeing this scene, even Yang Wu, who had exploded with little jj, was stunned for a while, and the whole thing seemed to have turned into a sieve. The few small acne that originally supported all fell from Kaba Kaba.
"Brother Wu, what should I do next?" Yang Ba's expression was full of worry. The army of 300,000 was instantly destroyed by 150,000, and the remaining 150,000 were still exhausted. This battle was too crazy.
Seeing the fat man appearing above the army like a god of war, Yang Ba couldn't help but feel timid in his heart.
Yang Wu's face was bitter. This was the worst defeat since he was the main general. After this battle, the entire Zhongtian Holy Land will truly rise and stand at the same position as the four major holy lands.
But Yang Wu's heart was full of unwillingness, and he burst into small jj twice. Such a powerful Aoi Treasure Book was actually not the opponent's opponent.
Whether from the time when the fat man appeared or when the fat man took action, the Zhongtian Army was not timid at all, and even became more excited.
This is a natural general, Yang Wu sighed, but what the fucking thing that makes Xiao JJ unwilling is that this guy is very vulgar and has no awareness of being a leader of one side. He specializes in those stealing things. He sent 400,000 troops. Along the way, he was attacked thirteen times alone, and these thirteen times directly killed his nearly 100,000 troops.
If it were just a sneak attack, perhaps Yang Wu, as the chief general of the army, would not be so painful. After all, there is nothing to do with the two sides in a battle, but the most hateful thing is that this guy is just alone and can't see whereabouts.
Another 10,000 army of 100,000 was killed while shitting. When Yang Wu thought of this, he wanted to go crazy, and there were 30,000 army of pissed.
At the beginning, Yang Wu thought he was smart and thought that the other party should not have many people, so he directly asked the army to form a group to shit. The situation was too spectacular, but what was cheating was that the guy who had only left the group who had not even finished shit ran back. This was nothing. The key was that the guy who came back didn't even say anything, and was just a suffocating person, and he suffocated himself to death.
This made Yang Wu, the chief general of the Western secret place, almost crazy.
It's so embarrassing, it's so embarrassing to my grandma's house.
But just such a shameful commander, he had only 300,000 troops left to only 150,000. He was defeated by such a shameful commander.
That means he is even more embarrassing than this guy. Thinking of this, Yang Wu twitched several times and almost fainted.
"Retreat!" Yang Wu, who had no fighting mentality any more, gritted his teeth and said, this was the first time he had such a failure.
Although there is still an army of 150,000, Yang Wu believes that the fat man in front of him dare not take action at will, otherwise even if he fights to the death, he will definitely bit off a piece of fat man's meat.
"General...General" Yang Ba walked over tremblingly, his whole face seemed to become extremely exciting, especially the corners of his mouth kept thrusting, which was even worse than his death!
"Get out!" Yang Wu was in a very unhappy mood and hated others to annoy him the most.
"General... General" Yang Ba spoke again, he didn't know how to answer.
"What's the matter? Tell me quickly." Yang Wu frowned. He had been unhappy with the Yang Ba beside him. Now seeing this guy's expression, Yang Wu wanted to hold it on it.
However, the most important thing for the leader is calm and the troops will remain unmoved when they attack. Therefore, Yang Wu felt that he had the awareness of being the leader at this moment. He believed that one day, this awareness will definitely lead him to the peak of his life.
"The 120,000 army is gone." Yang Ba spoke fluently for the first time, but he still shivered for a while. The 120,000 army, the 120,000 army, why did it suddenly disappear?
"What, the 120,000 army, why didn't you say it earlier?" Yang Wu's hatred, the 120,000 army is gone, isn't this cheating his father? Is there anything more ridiculous in the world than this?
"Really, it disappeared suddenly." Yang Ba said seriously, but looking at Yang Wu's expression, Yang Ba also looked aggrieved. I just wanted to say it, but you just told me to get out and not let me say it.
"Why is it gone?" Yang Wu frowned. The 120,000 army suddenly disappeared. This was a bit contrary to common sense during the retreat. However, the 120,000 army could not disappear silently. Maybe they went to shit together?
Thinking of this, Yang Wu felt a little uneasy, "I hope it is really as I thought."
"They..." Yang Ba said here and his two small eyes instantly stared at Yang Wu's expression, for fear that he would accidentally make the boss angry.
"Tell me quickly, let me go if you have anything to do!" Yang Wu was confused. How could this guy say only half of the words?
"General, I said, don't be angry!" Yang Ba was worried and couldn't help asking again.
"If you don't say it, I'll chop you alive." Yang Wu looked angry and wanted to chop Yang Ba to death.
"They went to shit together." Yang Ba finally spoke, and his eyes couldn't help but stare at Yang Wu.
"Puff..." Yang Wu's hatred was gone even if he went to shit together? Didn't you dig a hole and throw my father in it?
"Really, general, those people went to shit. Later, when our army passed by, we found that except for 120,000 pieces of shit, there was no one else's figure now." Yang Ba looked at Yang Wu worriedly, and his heart was even more swaying.
Hearing Yang Ba's words, Yang Wu's calm heart suddenly collapsed, "I'm a slut" Yang Wu cursed to the sky, saying, "What bullshit, will it be solved if he stilettos in groups?
"Don't you know how to call more people?" Yang Wu looked at Yang Ba angrily. At this moment, he finally felt like he wanted to crush Yang Ba's face in front of him.
"General, 120,000, not much, they formed more groups than our entire army." Yang Ba felt even more bitter in his heart. He was just worried that something would go wrong with the shit, so he suggested that everyone form a group to go shit, but this time, nothing was left except 120,000 pieces of shit.
"Retreat, retreat quickly!" Yang Wu originally wanted to kick Yang Ba's butt, but in a blink of an eye he thought about whether the fat man would continue to attack at this time? The 120,000 army was gone in an instant, so maybe the 30,000 left left was not enough to even block the gap between his teeth.
"General...General" didn't know when a general came out behind him, and rushed over with a look of grief and anger.
"How come you guys are so troublesome!" Yang Wu was confused. Why did these guys have to let go when they retreat?
"Another 20,000 troops disappeared." The general looked sad and angry, and even more painful.
"What, what do you say, say it again." Yang Wu couldn't help asking before he could hear it clearly.
"Another 20,000 troops were missing." The general's mouth was bitter and he wished he could hit him to death.
"What's going on this time? You guys won't say you guys are going to pee in groups!" Yang Wu's hatred was that he hadn't had a good night's sleep since he attacked the Zhongtian Holy Land. Even after losing, he was even worse than before.
The general said with shame and anger, "General, it's not that they went to pee in groups, but that I went to pee, and then they disappeared."
Hearing this sentence, Yang Wu's eyes turned dark and he fainted on the spot.
What's going on? You go pee and they're gone?
"Why don't you pee with them?" Yang Wu wished he could kill him. What should he say if he went back? His 400,000 army had 130,000 army killed in groups of 400,000, and his 50,000 army was killed in groups of pissing. The master didn't believe it if he said it!
Thinking of this, Yang Wu even had the urge to cry. It’s so scammed. Is it so scammed?
"Go away, retreat, retreat quickly." At this moment, Yang Wu no longer dared to think about it. There was still a 10,000 army left. He didn't want to hear any peeing in groups. It was too cripple. If this continued, he would not become the leader of the barehead?
"General, many brothers have stomachache." At this time, another general rushed over and said with an anxious look on his face.
"Hold on me, these bastards, no matter who they are, they will hold on to me." Yang Wu gritted his teeth tightly, and creaking sounds kept coming. At this moment, he had the urge to kill someone.
"Puff..." Just as Yang Wu gritted his teeth, he suddenly felt a silly fart, and his whole face turned blue and green in an instant.
Many generals behind him looked over with strange looks.
However, Yang Wu's face turned right and said coldly, "Isn't it just a big deal? Let's speed up my pace. This time we must return to the secret place in the West." Yang Wu resisted the urge to pull it out and walked forward.
"Puff..." Just as Yang Wu took a step, he suddenly became a dull fart. In an instant, everyone's faces also turned green.
"Let's go!" Yang Wu resisted the urge to explode his butt and walked forward again.
"General" a general behind him said with an excited look on his face. This is their general. For the sake of the army, he doesn't even go to the toilet.
"Wait, you guys wait a little longer, I'll come soon." Yang Wu suddenly looked straight and looked forward with a cold look.
"General, are you?" Everyone looked a little confused.
However, Yang Wu's face was stern and he shouted, "I'll go and investigate alone, you can wait in place first." After Yang Wu said this, he rushed into the woods on the left, regardless of the strange gazes of the generals behind him.
"Puff...ah, it's so good!" Yang Wu let out an amazing moan. He found that this was the first time in his life that he had such a good time.
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