Police sister!

The female traffic policeman is about 30 years old and looks average, but after wearing a police uniform, she has a heroic temperament. However, the first thing Yang Tianyou paid attention to was the female traffic policeman's breasts.

The airport!

Yang Tianyou was stunned. Grandma, it’s not that bad. It’s only a few minutes to park, so it’s so easy to win the bid? And is this elder sister so amazing?

"Sister, no, no, comrade traffic police, we just stop for a moment, wait for a friend, and then drive away immediately!" Yang Tianyou quickly came up with a smile on his face.

Yang Tianyou is very smart now. He understands that fighting against the sky, the earth and the people these days is endless fun. But fighting against these law enforcement personnel is against the government, and seeking death! So, his attitude is also surprisingly good!

Unfortunately, the traffic police officer disagreed with Yang Tianyou's attitude and taught him a serious lesson: "Do you understand traffic laws or regulations? Take out your driver's license and take a look!"

Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi quickly went to get their driver's license and handed it to the female traffic police respectfully. Yang Tianyou also smiled and said, "It's really a temporary stop. We'll drive away right away. I just bought the car and I'm still a little uncomfortable. Comrade, you can give it your best this time!"

The traffic police elder sister ignored it, looked at the driver's license, frowned, and looked at two brand new moderns. Then she handed the driver's license back to Yang Tianyou and said, "The fine is 200 yuan. Are you paying it here, or do you go to the brigade to pay the money yourself?"

fine?

Yang Tianyou swallowed his saliva and said bitterly: "Comrade, we just stopped. Can't we drive away? No need to be fined, right?"

"Do you know the harm of illegal parking? The roads here are not wide, and they are intersections. Your parking will increase the chance of other vehicles violating regulations. Do you know how many traffic accidents are caused by illegal parking? I did not deduct your points, so I have shown mercy to my subordinates. If it weren't for your just-beginning, I wouldn't just be fined today. Hurry up and pay the money!" The female traffic police said a little impatiently.

While talking, passers-by stood in the distance watching the fun, and suddenly stopped and more than a dozen people were talking.

"These guys are in trouble again, their luck is so bad!"

"What's the fine? Didn't it be in the traffic police's pocket?"

"That's not true. The traffic police are all underworlds now!"

...

Yang Tianyou and others could hear it clearly. Niu Wazi opened his mouth to speak, but he seemed a little dissatisfied, but Yang Tianyou stopped him with a wink.

Turning his head, Yang Tianyou laughed and said to the traffic police elder sister: "Comrade Traffic Police, aren't we just an illegal stop? Is it as mysterious as you said?"

The traffic policewoman also heard everyone's discussion and frowned. Yang Tianyou's words made her tease and immediately conducted a legal publicity class on Yang Tianyou.

The traffic policewoman is very eloquent, and he spits everywhere. He talks for ten minutes in a row, adding theory to practice, and gives a lot of examples to tell Yang Tianyou about the harm of illegal parking.

Yang Tianyou nodded repeatedly, regretting that he had not been there. He had already known that he would have paid the money and left, making him listen to classes here like a primary school student. It was really uncomfortable and frustrating.

Women can nag a little bit, but in Yong'an Town, Zhang Jing likes to nag the most, but it is far from this female traffic policeman.

Although Yang Tianyou was very impatient, he still held it back, smiled and nodded frequently to admit his mistakes. When the traffic police elder sister was tired of saying it, Yang Tianyou's ears were almost calloused when she heard it. After coughing, Yang Tianyou said with a smile: "Comrade, are you tired? Why don't I go and buy you a bottle of water?"

The more passers-by gather, all of them are very excited. Bazhong people are a little casual. Because there are not many factory companies in the city, there are not many people working. Most people go shopping in the morning, play cards in the afternoon, or play cards in the evening. This is the life of Bazhong people. Now there is a lot of fun, so of course everyone is not in a hurry to go shopping.

Yang Tianyou's words made the traffic police's elder sister's face change, and her face turned slightly red, while the people watching the fun around her burst into laughter.

Few people have any good feelings for the traffic police. Most of the traffic police in Bazhong look like this. Everyone has seen it a lot. No matter whether they have a car or not, they are a little disgusted with these traffic police. Now Yang Tianyou has given them a breath. He used to think that Yang Tianyou is so patient and can tolerate the nagging of this traffic police sister. Now he has a different idea. He just thinks that Yang Tianyou is deliberately making things difficult for the traffic police.

The traffic policewoman's face changed so much that his face changed. He gritted his teeth and said, "It seems that you still don't understand the harm of illegal parking. You will be fined 200 yuan, and you will be deducted two points!"

Points will generally be deducted if you violate the rules. Obviously, Yang Tianyou angered the traffic police, so the punishment is particularly severe.

Yang Tianyou was also full of anger. When he heard this, he was amused and laughed and said, "I said to me, comrade, you are not wrong, I just illegally parked. I have such a good attitude. You have been educating you for so long. Now you still have to deduct points. It seems that you don't deduct points in violation of parked, right?"

"Yes, you usually don't lose points, but I think your attitude is not as good as you said, so you must deduct points. If you don't agree, you can go to the traffic police brigade to complain to me!" The traffic police elder sister looked serious, and a hint of pride flashed in her eyes.

Usually, it is too late for any car owner to flatter the traffic police when he sees the traffic police. However, like Yang Tianyou, he even said he wanted to buy water for her. Isn’t this intentional insult?

So the female traffic policeman felt particularly proud when she saw Yang Tianyou's grievance.

Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes and said, "You asked me to hand over the money to you?"

The female traffic policeman said: "You can also go to the brigade to hand it over yourself, but you have to queue up there."

"Tsk, you really treat me as a fool. You hand over the money to you. You can drink tea, play cards, and buy clothes? I won't be fooled. If you want to fine, you will be fined. If you want to deduct points, you will be deducted. I will deal with it myself. However, if you want to fill my money with your own pocket, you don't have any doors. If the processing result is not online, I can't find out, I won't pay the money. Hehe, you are crazy, are you actually asked me to hand over the money to you, I'm bah!"

Yang Tianyou's face changed was more flexible than changing the sky. He immediately looked like a gangster. He was so gentle just now, but now he looked like a scoundrel. After smoking a cigarette, Yang Tianyou lit it and said, "I'll issue a ticket, I'll leave after I'll get it!"

"You, you, you-" the female traffic policeman pointed at Yang Tianyou and said angrily: "You are slandering. Who said we are full of our personal pockets? I'm just afraid that you will find it troublesome. If you want this, you can pay the money yourself!"

Yang Tianyou's words made the crowd around him cheer again, which was equivalent to giving Yang Tianyou great encouragement. What is the point of buying a new car? If you buy a car, you dare to contradict the traffic police and dare to attack the traffic police. This is the hero, rooster!

He felt even more proud. Yang Tianyou curled his lips and said, "Come on, everyone knows it. Who doesn't know you!"

“Yes, yes, right!”

Someone in the crowd applauded.

"The general fine for illegal parking is only 100 to 150, 200 yuan. It is obviously a fraud, and points are deducted, and points are deducted!"

Khan, someone is clamoring again.

Yang Tianyou also felt a little ashamed when he heard this. It seems that the people of Bazhong really have a bit of temper.

The traffic police officer didn't say anything, and was really shameless to stay here anymore. He immediately issued a ticket and posted it on Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi's car in full view.

The people on the side began to cheer.

"The underworld has issued a ticket!"

"Oh oh oh, Ou Ye!"

"Get out after driving!"

...

Yang Tianyou was so creepy that he heard this. Who are these people? How could he bully people like this?

No, I have to bully it again.

Yang Tianyou smiled and said to the female traffic policeman who had already boarded a motorcycle and was about to leave: "Hey, sister, go slowly, welcome again!"

Boom, the female traffic policeman was so angry that his face turned green, secretly scolded himself for being unlucky today, and vowed to be staring at these two cars today. If there is any violation, he will immediately issue a ticket!

Fight with my aunt, I tell you not to think about it in the future!

The traffic police elder sister shouted and scolded while riding her bike.

Of course, Yang Tianyou didn't hear these words, otherwise he might be frightened. After all, being stared at by the traffic police, it was like a hint of a car. Nowadays, no one who drives is not illegal? If a traffic policeman is following his butt every day, he will probably be confiscated if he has a driver's license and all of this points will be deducted.

There was no more fun to watch, and the masses slowly dispersed. Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi drove the car slowly to some inside Caoba Street, where several cars were parked. Although this was not a parking lot, at least it did not occupy the lane.

After smoking two cigarettes outside the car, a taxi stopped at the bridge. The monkey wearing a floral shirt and a gold necklace jumped out of the car and looked around, but she couldn't find Yang Tianyou for a long time.

"Is it Brother Tian joking?" The monkey said to himself, took out his cell phone and started to pull out the phone.

"Monkey, monkey!" Niu Wazi waved to the monkey.

Sweat, passers-by nearby looked at the monkey together. He was terriblely thin, otherwise he would not have been called a monkey. Now he is wearing a floral shirt, and he really has the "style" of a circus monkey. His face changed slightly and turned red. The monkey also saw Yang Tianyou and the other two, his eyes widened and he was stunned. Then he ran over quickly.

He looked up and down, left and right at Yang Tianyou and the other two new cars next to him. The monkey swallowed, and said, "Damn it, have you really sent it?"

Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "What are you saying? What do you want to send? You have to buy a car if you don't send it. Nowadays, who doesn't buy a car?"

"Brother Tian, ​​you've hit me, I didn't buy a car!" The monkey smiled bitterly, and began to send cigarettes.

Yang Tianyou took the cigarette handed over by the monkey and saw it. Damn, Ruanyun, a pack of twenty-three yuan, and immediately smiled. He took the cigarette in front of his nose and smelled it. He smiled and said, "Monkey, are you fucking like this now?"

"What's wrong with Brother Tian?" The monkey was a little confused.

Yang Tianyou was very arrogant and smiled sexyly, "Are you still smoking this cigarette?"

After saying that, Yang Tianyou took out a packet of soft China from his pocket, stuffed it into the monkey's hand, laughed, and said, "Take this cigarette."

Monkey is still very familiar with the people in Yong'an Town. After all, he has been in Tongjiang County, and Yong'an Town is famous for being very slutty in Tongjiang County. Knowing that Yang Tianyou was deliberately joking, Monkey was not polite, so he stuffed the cigarette into his pocket, laughed and said, "Brother Tian, ​​everyone in Yong'an Town is indeed all slutty."

Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi also laughed and pointed at Zhang Yanyan. Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "I'll introduce you to me. This is my younger brother, Zhang Yanyan."

"Brother Monkey, I heard from my boss mention you for a long time. This is the first time we meet. I will take care of you in the future." Zhang Yanyan quickly smiled.

"You, you, the little brother you took?" The monkey swallowed and frowned, "Brother Tian, ​​are you scrambling in society now?"

Yang Tianyou gave the monkey a blank look and said, "I'm not doing it. Didn't I call you last time and say that I'm opening a brick factory now."

"Then are you going to accept me?" The monkey curled his lips and said, "By the way, your clothes are not fake, are you wearing talented men?"

Yang Tianyou grinned and said, "How can I wear fake brand names? I've driven the car, but I still wear fake ones."

"Yes, yes, yes, this was bought by the boss for us." Zhang Yanyan said quickly.

The monkey grinned and said, "Brother Tian, ​​are you here to help the poor? Then let me get my harvest, and I will be with you in the future."

"What's wrong? You can't make it in Bazhong?" Yang Tianyou cursed with a smile.

The monkey suddenly sighed and said, "It's hard to describe it. Let's go, find a place to have a meal, I'll treat you, have a few drinks at noon, and then let's talk while drinking."

"It seems that I want to invite you." Yang Tianyou smiled.

The monkey cursed: "Brother Tian, ​​don't look down on your brothers. I'm here to buy the pot and sell the iron, even if it's selling blood and kidneys, I'll make arrangements for you. Don't worry, drink wine at noon, have tea in the afternoon, and go to the bar to sing together in the evening. I'll stay for you in the private room."

"Didn't you say that I'm coming, you'll give me the whole bar, haha." Yang Tianyou smiled.

The monkey was stunned and laughed: "Yes, a man's words are decisive, definitely not bragging!"

The three of them got into the car. Yang Tianyou took the monkey and drove to the "Da Food Mansion" in Jiangbei. In the car, the monkey suddenly sighed: "Brother Tian, ​​it's been a long time since I've been as comfortable as today!"

Yang Tianyou seemed to hear the subtext in the monkey's words, frowned and asked, "Monkey, what's wrong? It seems that you are not doing well in Bazhong?"

The monkey smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Tian, ​​this Bazhong City is really hard to mess with, but I haven't messed with it now!"

"Is it still a brother? If you have any difficulties, I'll give me a slap!" Yang Tianyou cursed.

squeak!

The monkey suddenly squeaked and then laughed.

Yang Tianyou was stunned, laughed wildly, but was speechless.
Chapter completed!