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Chapter 43: Brother and wife, I want to bully

At 10 o'clock in the morning, the Qinglongzui Brick Factory was in a lively scene.

The leaders of the town, Hu Gaomeng and Ma Shengwu from the neighborhood committee, were all here, and Zhang Jian, Brother Hua, Li Gang and others from the Friends Association, and even Zhang Shuhai, the owner of Xiaopingxi Brick Factory, arrived. Of course, Yang Tianyou, Xiang Yanming, Niu Wazi and others were indispensable. A group of brick factory employees also gathered in the distance to watch the fun, and the scene was particularly quiet.

Today is the day when the brick factory is igniting. Yang Tianyou has specially looked for the Feng Shui master, and the so-called Feng Shui master is the Sanhuo.

The name contains the word "fire", and even the name of his nephew Zhang Yanyan is full of fire. This is also the main reason why Yang Tianyou has always wanted to call Zhang Sanhuo to do things together. Seeing that the name of Mr. Huo has so many words "fire", Yang Tianyou thinks this will definitely be beneficial to the business.

Zhang Sanhuo's craftsmanship was passed down by his ancestors. He used to help private bricks burn, but now it has been changed to factory bricks burning, so he naturally went to further study, but some of the rules left by his ancestors were not discarded.

The brick kiln is newly built, with a total of eight caves, which is quite auspicious.

Yang Tianyou actually has some knowledge about ignition of brick kilns. He asked some masters and also checked some information online.

The kiln was newly built for the first time, so the initial temperature control is very important. If the temperature is too high, the cold kiln will easily burn the bricks and gradually heat it up, it will help the bricks on the top of the cave to be broken firmly, and the safety of workers will be guaranteed when the bricks are released.

In front of the largest cave on the south side, there was an incense table, with two red candles on it and some tributes placed. Zhang Sanhuo looked serious and took his nephew into the cave to burn incense. He inspected everywhere. Not only did he see that the bricks inside were broken, but he also checked whether the fan was ready. Then he came out and held the incense. Zhang Sanhuo walked around the periphery of the brick window, but Zhang Yanyan behind him spilled paper money all the way. This is the so-called Respect for the Mountain God.

Back at the entrance of the cave, stood in front of the incense table, Zhang Sanhuo killed a rooster that had been prepared long ago, poured half a bowl of chicken blood, placed it on the incense table, and then murmured to himself that many things outsiders could not hear clearly or understand. He then knelt down with his nephew Zhang Yanyan, bowed three times and kowtowed nine times, then stood up, looked at Yang Tianyou, and nodded.

Yang Tianyou nodded seriously, and Zhang Sanhuo then went into the cave to light the fire. Soon, the fan rang out. Zhang Sanhuo came out and shouted loudly: "Crash the cannon!"

Several workers who had been preparing to be on the side ignited a dozen or so plates of firecrackers worth fifty yuan a plate. The sound of firecrackers sounded and blue smoke scattered. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. When the firecrackers ended, the ignition ceremony was officially over.

Niu Wazi whispered to Yang Tianyou and said, "Brother Tian, ​​I didn't expect that there are so many things to pay attention to when lighting a fire."

Yang Tianyou glared at Niu Wazi and whispered: "You should stop talking, be sacred and serious, otherwise you will be disrespectful to the mountain god!"

"Oh, I couldn't help laughing when I saw you just now." Niu Wazi said indifferently.

"Your grandma, please stop talking nonsense, and you will stop talking nonsense. If you had known, I wouldn't have brought you here." Yang Tianyou cursed.

Zhang Sanhuo was busy taking his nephew to the top of the kiln to watch the fire, while Yang Tianyou and Brother Hua and others went to Jinheqi for dinner. All the leaders and friends who came set up three tables in Jinheqi. Yang Tianyou toasted one by one and said some thanks. The meal lasted for three hours and it ended at three o'clock in the afternoon. Yang Tianyou was really drunk and sent home by Niu Wazi.

Yang Tianyou was almost awake. He was thrown on the sofa by Niu Wazi and fell asleep. Niu Wazi also drank a lot and fell asleep on the sofa.

When the two woke up, it was already past seven o'clock in the evening. Niu Wazi woke up because she drank less at noon and was a little thirsty. She drank a glass of water before she saw Yang Tianyou rubbing her eyes and getting up.

Sitting on the sofa for a while, taking the water handed over by Niu Wazi and drinking two sips, Yang Tianyou put the cup on the tea machine, his face changed, and he said, "When did I go home?"

"You drank too much at noon, like a dead dog. Didn't I send you back?" Niu Wazi complained.

Yang Tianyou was stunned and frowned and said, "Where is her?"

"Who?" Niu Wazi was a little confused, and suddenly had an idea and said, "Brother Tian, ​​you didn't really hide a woman at home last night, right?"

Yang Tianyou patted his head and quickly shushed. He searched everywhere for a while, but he didn't see Feng Qingqing. He felt relieved, but he was a little disappointed.

Sitting back on the sofa, Yang Tianyou smoked a cigarette and lit it. He turned on the TV, but couldn't see it. He always thought about Feng Qingqing in his mind.

Niu Wazi sat over and laughed and said, "Brother Tian, ​​you are so awesome. I suspected that you were hiding a sweetheart in the golden house in the morning. It seems that you are really right. I honestly tell you who was the woman who spent the night at your house last night?"

"Don't let your mother goofy fart!" Yang Tianyou cursed impatiently: "It's nothing at all."

"Just brag, who believes it?" Niu Wazi curled his lips and said, "Brother Tian, ​​are you still afraid that I will tell you? What is our relationship? Even if you really sleep with someone, I won't tell you. Let me be honest."

Yang Tianyou said angrily: "No."

"Then who were you looking for just now?" Niu Wazi gave Yang Tianyou a blank look.

Yang Tianyou said: "I didn't look for anything. Anyway, if you say nothing, you're not going to be something."

"I know if you don't say it, who else will besides Feng Qingqing? It's impossible that Meiren Qi came back to find you. I'm dizzy, and I'm hiding it? Tell me!" Niu Wazi raised her middle finger at Yang Tianyou, with a bs on her face.

Yang Tianyou stopped talking and continued to smoke.

Niu Wazi sat for a while, then suddenly slapped his head and said with a smile: "Brother Tian, ​​let's watch some pornographic movies?"

Yang Tianyou cursed angrily: "You have to see it yourself, don't pull me, I'm not as perverted as you."

Yang Tianyou looked at him, Niu Wazi looked around, ran to Yang Tianyou's room, moved out of the computer, and laughed: "Brother Tian, ​​your celebration has never been as neat as it is today, and I see that your room seems to have been cleaned, you see that the floor has been dragged by someone. I remember when you left in the morning, the room was still dirty, gaga."

Yang Tianyou was stunned and looked around. It was really clean and tidy. Knowing that Feng Qingqing did it, Yang Tianyou felt even more disappointed. He said oh, ran into the bathroom, and called Feng Qingqing, whose cell phone was turned off.

Thinking of the hot scenes last night, Yang Tianyou sighed, but unexpectedly, the cowboy outside started to scream.

"My Cao, Brother Tian, ​​are you really a virgin?!"

Yang Tianyou ran out and cursed: "You make a fuss, do you want everyone in Yong'an Town to know that I am a virgin?"

"Hehe! Brother Tian, ​​your letter!" Niu Wazi handed over with a piece of paper in his hand.

Yang Tianyou was startled, his face changed, and he quickly snatched it. When he saw that it was indeed a message left by Feng Qingqing.

"Yang Tianyou, I didn't expect you to be a virgin. I left and went to Shanghai to work. You made me feel very comfortable last night, but I still lied to you. In fact, last night was not my safety period, but the danger period. You ejaculated several times, and there were so many. I wonder if I would really make me pregnant with your child. I think, if I was really pregnant, you wouldn't marry me, I know, what you always think of is the girl in Qi's family, but she has been waiting for you for four years, and I will wait for you for four years. If you don't get along with her in four years, I hope you will come to me, but don't worry, I won't bother you. Even if you don't look for me, I will live a good life. If I really get pregnant this time, I will give birth to the baby because I want to be a mother too..."

Sweat, Yang Tianyou's face changed, and he felt cold sweat in his heart. Grandma's bear, she was in danger.

Thinking that most of the time he might make Feng Qingqing's belly bigger, Yang Tianyou felt a little scared. Suddenly he came to his senses and stared at Niu Wazi viciously. Yang Tianyou gritted his teeth and said, "Where did you get this?"

Niu Wazi didn't care yet, and laughed: "Brother Tian, ​​it turns out that you didn't lie to me. You really haven't slept with Feng Qingqing before. Are you really a virgin?"

"I'm asking where did you find this?" Yang Tianyou repeated.

Seeing Yang Tianyou so serious, Niu Wazi swallowed and stared at Yang Tianyou carefully said, "Brother Tian, ​​you won't wake up from drunkenness, have you? This note has been on the tea machine. We didn't care. I just saw it now."

"I want to kill you, the son of the turtle, and read my letters randomly!"

Yang Tianyou rushed up and pressed Niu Wazi hard on the sofa, and pinned Niu Wazi's neck. Yang Tianyou shouted hysterically: "Ahhh, Niu Wazi, you looked at my privacy. You turtle son, who asked you to see it?"

Niu Wazi was pinched and coughed repeatedly, but she couldn't struggle. She kicked Yang Tianyou aside. Niu Wazi jumped up and said to Yang Tianyou through the tea machine: "Brother Tian, ​​I didn't mean it. Besides, they are all their own brothers, I just won't tell you!"

"Damn it, who knows if you don't say it, I'm going to kill you!" Yang Tianyou cursed and circled around the tea machine with Niu Wazi.

Niu Wazi knew that Yang Tianyou was joking, and laughed and said, "Brother Tian, ​​everything happened. Even if you kill me, she will still have a big belly."

"Ah, you still said it!" Yang Tianyou became even more anxious.

Niu Wazi said again: "Haha, Brother Tian, ​​you may not get pregnant even if you are in the safety period. This is not something else. Do you think one hit is accurate?"

Yang Tianyou was stunned, stopped, and said to himself: "Yes!"

"That's it." Niu Wazi breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Brother Tian, ​​don't mess with me. Anyway, I promise I will not tell you about this. Who doesn't have a good relationship? This is normal. Besides, she has divorced her husband, so there is nothing wrong with you sleeping with her."

Yang Tianyou grinned, nodded repeatedly, and said, "You are right. Even if someone knows about this, others can't speak out. I didn't marry her, she didn't marry her. I'm going to have a good time, and there's nothing wrong with her."

"Brother Tian, ​​you won't hit me again, are you?" Niu Wazi said carefully.

Yang Tianyou laughed and said, "No, no, don't worry!"

"I knew Brother Tian was the best." Niu Wazi flattered and sat next to Yang Tianyou.

With a chubby voice, Niu Wazi was suddenly kicked to the ground by Yang Tianyou and shouted, "Brother Tian, ​​don't you keep your word."

"Who told you to kick me just now!" Yang Tianyou burned the note completely, lit a cigarette again, frowned at Niu Wazi who was sitting here again, "Niu Wazi, what should you do if she is really pregnant?"

Niu Wazi gave Yang Tianyou a blank look and said, "Then you just marry her!"

"What if Qi Mengxiang is really waiting for me?" Yang Tianyou said.

"Are you daydreaming?" Niu Wazi smiled disapprovingly.

Yang Tianyou said stubbornly: "Who can explain this clearly? Although the chance is slim, it is better than not. Maybe it's true?"

"Spiritable!" Niu Wazi cursed: "Then let's marry Meimei! Do you still have to consider this kind of thing?"

Yang Tianyou was stunned and said, "Why?"

"What a simple question. Qi Mei's family is rich and powerful. If you marry her, you will just be a billionaire for nothing. Are you marrying Feng Qingqing? Are you stupid?" Niu Wazi looked at Yang Tianyou like an idiot.

Yang Tianyou frowned and said, "But if Feng Qingqing is pregnant with my child and I also marry Mei Mei, wouldn't that be sorry for Feng Qingqing?"

"Oh, damn, I won't tell you these useless things. I'm hungry. Now you're just daydreaming. Let me tell you, first, most of the beauty Qi is playing tricks on you, second, Feng Qingqing may not be pregnant with your child, so what you are saying now is unrealistic. If you want me to say, there must be a road before the car arrives at the mountain. Then, you can't think about this matter all day long because you will die sooner or later. Let's talk about the future. Now you'll think about it now!" Niu Wazi said impatiently.

Yang Tianyou said oh, thought for a while, nodded and said, "What you said makes sense."

After clapping her hands, Yang Tianyou shook her head countless times, and screamed for a while.

Niu Wazi said ashamed: "Hey, Brother Tian, ​​why are you going crazy?"

Yang Tianyou said seriously: "I forgot about this matter. Let's go and eat. I knew I would drink with them at noon and didn't even have enough food. Now I'm starving to death."

"I'm hungry too!" Niu Wazi swallowed, then smiled and said, "Why do you wait for me for a few more minutes?"

Yang Tianyou was stunned and said, "What else do you want to do?"

"I'll watch this pornographic film again. I'll be quick, really." Niu Wazi smiled lustfully, his smile extremely vulgar.

Yang Tianyou was ashamed, glared at Niu Wazi fiercely, turned off the computer, and then cursed: "Get out, you are a pervert, useless thing, the fast gun king, wasting so many tissues for me. I want to do that kind of dirty thing in the future. Sorry, please bring your own tissues, thank you for your cooperation!"

In desperation, Niu Wazi had to go downstairs to have dinner with Yang Tianyou. He ordered two dishes at Xiang Yanming's house. When Zhang Jing served the dishes, Yang Tianyou asked Xiang Yanming, and only then did he know that Xiang Yanming was drunk in the afternoon and had not woken up yet.

After the two of them sat down, Niu Wazi suddenly came over and asked in a low voice: "Brother Tian, ​​how long do you do it at a time?"

Yang Tianyou looked around and asked Niu Wazi, "Then how long will you do it?"

"I will have to be at least twenty minutes." Niu Wazi said proudly: "My gun is very powerful."

"Useless guy, the fast gun king, it's not as long as I'm a third! Why did Xiaoma find you a useless thing? It's better to give Xiaoma to me. I will definitely make him happy, hehe!"

Yang Tianyou's smile was also very vulgar at this time, but Niu Wazi's face turned green.

"Brothers and wives should not be deceived!" Niu Wazi said word by word.

Yang Tianyou laughed and said, "Brother's wife, it's my wife! There is another saying, if you love someone, you must love everything. Brother, I actually love you very much, so of course I want to love your wife, haha, let's say you are flying every day, sooner or later, I will become Yang's wilful, and I won't be able to remember it in the future. I have to take care of my brother!"

Niu Wazi gritted his teeth and said, "Shameless!"

Yang Tianyou laughed loudly, his smile still wretched.
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