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Chapter 30: I'm a Rich Man

Yang Tianyou beat Zhang Zhiyong! And Yang Tianyou was not injured at all!

This is shocking news!

In Yong'an Town, who doesn't know what Zhang Zhiyong is? Without three points, how can you go to Liangshan? In addition to Jinheqi, there is only the KTV that Zhang Zhiyong opened. It can be seen that Zhang Zhiyong is actually quite influential in Yong'an Town.

But he was beaten, and his nose bridge was broken by Yang Tianyou and his front teeth were also knocked off. This was already fierce enough, and what surprised everyone even more was that in dealing with this matter, not only the two presidents of the driver association stood on Yang Tianyou's side, but even Director Qiu from the police station seemed to be talking to Yang Tianyou.

So the heroic deeds of Yang Tianyou's "Drunk Beat Brother Zhong" began to spread throughout the town, and by the way, they also fabricated some false life experiences for Yang Tianyou.

Some people say that Yang Tianyou's uncle is in charge of work in the county party committee.

Some people say that Yang Tianyou's father is now working in the central government.

Some people say that Yang Tianyou’s third uncle works in the provincial party committee compound.

Some people say that Yang Tianyou is the closest relative of Hu Yaotian, director of the county public security bureau.

What's even more exaggerated is that some people say that Yang Tianyou is the illegitimate son of the central leader.

...

He doesn't care if Yang Tianyou is gilded on his face, and he doesn't admit it or defend it. Everything seems to have nothing to do with him.

In the next few days, Yang Tianyou was just like usual, doing nothing, and seemed to be idle, but he had obviously less time to play cards. Sometimes he hid upstairs with Niu Wazi all day long and did not show up.

However, Xiang Yanming finally believed Yang Tianyou's words and started preparing money. He said that he would raise 200,000 yuan, and the rest of the money would be raised by Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi.

...

"My grass, brother Tian, ​​this woman has a mole on her butt!"

"I'm crazy, I've seen it a long time ago. What's there to make a fuss about?"

"But I just discovered it today. It's strange. Why didn't I pay attention before?"

"Of course you didn't pay attention. Your attention was attracted by her pair of breasts!"

"Nonsense! Her breasts are comparable to me. What's the best thing about me? I'm looking at it, haha!"

"You rogue, a rogue without culture!"

...

In Yang Tianyou's living room, Niu Wazi and Yang Tianyou were staring at the computer screen with relish. Needless to say, the kung fu films of Director Qin and the big-butt woman are now screening.

There have been too many such scenes these days. Since the two of them have this video, they have almost forgotten to eat and sleep. They have thrown their heads off the most fun in life, such as playing mahjong. They have been studying these videos all day long. In the past, those foreign women were not very attracted to Niu Wazi. Sometimes, if Yang Tianyou wants to change his taste and book, they will be hit by Niu Wazi and then deprived of the right to change the film.

Niu Wazi has become obsessed with it. After a few days, the spirit of a person is not as good as before. This shameless guy almost used up all the napkins that Yang Tianyou bought. Yang Tianyou was also speechless and depressed about it. But Niu Wazi is just good at this, and Yang Tianyou didn't reject this, so he was too lazy to say it. Anyway, it doesn't work. In other things, Niu Wazi listens to him, but once he watches the disc, Niu Wazi is a typical guy with the opposite sex and inhumanity. He has to stand aside, for his own words, who dares to destroy his elegance, he is not recognized by the King of Heaven.

Niu Wazi is also very brave. He is ruthless in front of Yang Tianyou. He often takes off his pants in front of Yang Tianyou, which makes Yang Tianyou want to kick him into Yang-Wild. Yang Tianyou feels that he is still very reserved and qualitative. At least, every time he dates a fifth girl, he will hide in the toilet alone, or wait for Niu Wazi to go home at night, and then he will do it alone alone.

Even if Niu Wazi has the courage to go home on time every night, as for whether she has "handled homework" to Xiaoma in bed, Yang Tianyou is quite suspicious. Although Niu Wazi has not lost all her energy in the past few days, she is not far from such a state.

...

Early in the morning, Niu Wazi ran to Yang Tianyou's house, carrying a bag of small bags and a box of milk in his hand. Yang Tianyou was still sleeping at that time and was called out by Niu Wazi. Yang Tianyou simply stopped sleeping and sat on the sofa for breakfast. Niu Wazi ran to the computer on the side, his eyes shining, and he couldn't wait to turn on the computer. Yang Tianyou glanced secretly and quietly stuffed his ears with two balls of cotton flowers.

While turning on the computer, Niu Wazi noticed Yang Tianyou's actions and felt a little confused. He asked curiously: "Brother Tian, ​​what are you doing?"

"Safe!" Yang Tianyou sat next to him again.

Niu Wazi didn't have time to pay attention to Yang Tianyou. He wanted to order the video that he had watched countless times in the past few days, but he couldn't find it. There was some plot for a moment and asked, "Brother Tian, ​​where is that video? Haha, you won't hide it again, right?"

"I deleted it!" Yang Tianyou said carefully.

"What!" Niu Wazi jumped up from the sofa as Yang Tianyou expected, and his voice was shockingly loud. It was probably that the neighbors upstairs and downstairs were awakened. They rushed on Yang Tianyou and pinched Yang Tianyou's neck tightly. Niu Wazi's eyes were dull, but he was panting and asked loudly: "You really deleted? You actually deleted?!"

Although Yang Tianyou was prepared, he was still scared by Niu Wazi's "tenor" and spit out a mouthful of milk. The milky white milk dripped a beautiful arc and fell on the tea machine. Before Yang Tianyou could react, Niu Wazi had already pressed him on the sofa and felt that he was almost breathless. Yang Tianyou's face turned red and kicked Niu Wazi away with one kick, turned over and climbed up, and said with fear through the sofa: "Don't touch me, you pervert!"

Niu Wazi asked in great grief and anger: "Why?"

After swallowing, Yang Tianyou said carefully: "What's the reason?"

"Why do you hurt me so much? You clearly know that it is my favorite, that is my spiritual food, why do you want to cut off my milk?" Niu Wazi looked like a resentful woman, stared at Yang Tianyou with great resentment, and sighed sadly.

Puff! Yang Tianyou almost vomited, I was weaned? This metaphor is too lewd - isn't it?

Yang Tianyou stared at Niu Wazi very seriously and said, "Niu Wazi, my good brother, I'm for your own good. If you keep watching like this, I'm afraid you will make a mistake sooner or later. I guess you will go to Xiaopingxi to find that woman. If you make a crime of rape, it's okay. If you try to rape and get rid of Xiao JJ, then you will be embarrassed and it doesn't matter if you embarrass yourself. What should you do with your wife and your baby? You have to understand Brother Tian's good intentions!"

"Bah!" Niu Wazi grinned and cursed: "You just hide it and don't want me to see it. You just want to eat alone, you are not brother enough!"

"Crazy!" Yang Tianyou saw that Niu Wazi had finally returned to normal, and breathed a sigh of relief. He continued to pick up a small bag and threw it into his mouth, saying, "Okay, if you don't believe it, look for it yourself. If you find it, I will give you 10,000 yuan. I said it has been deleted. How can I not keep my words when I promise Director Qin? This thing cannot be kept!"

"Bao, babe, babe, babe, babe!" Niu Wazi searched around the computer and spat for a long list. Finally, she sat decadently on the sofa, as if she had just been squeezed out by a woman. She was no longer angry and complained depressedly: "If you have such high quality, then you are not Yang Tianyou. Your shamelessness, your scoundrel, your insidiousness, cunning, you will not understand, but I understand too much, you are the king of despicable things!"

"Wow!" Yang Tianyou smiled exaggeratedly: "This title is not bad, well, it's not bad, it's finally aroused by the king!"

"Shameless!" Niu Wazi lay dejectedly on the sofa, smoked a cigarette and lit it, spit out a cigarette ring, and spit out two words with gritted teeth.

Yang Tianyou threw the last small bag in his mouth, and then suddenly said, "By the way, why haven't Director Qin called us yet? Did he forget about us?"

"Who knows?" Niu Wazi rolled her eyes.

Yang Tianyou frowned and said, "Why call him and you can find out about his tone?"

Niu Wazi was about to speak, but his cell phone rang first. When he looked at the number, Niu Wazi suddenly became energetic. She sat up straight, her eyes shone again, and said, "Hey, I really want to come to whatever I want. He actually called first, hehe."

"Come on!" Yang Tianyou felt a little nervous and said directly.

Niu Wazi answered the phone, called Brother Qin, and then chatted a few times, hung up the phone, Niu Wazi stood up, snapped his fingers, and said, "It's done, let's go and go through the procedures in the morning to get the money, and say we've done it for us, but he said a lot of nonsense. In short, he was very worried about our affairs. This matter is not easy to handle, probably this is the case."

Yang Tianyou also felt like he was injected with chicken blood. He laughed haha, ran to the bathroom to wash up, and changed into the clothes that Feng Qingqing brought back. Yang Tianyou hummed a small song while brushing his teeth. He hummed "The Heart is So Soft" adapted by him, but the content of the lyrics is a bit shocking: Qi Mengxiang, Qi Mengxiang, when will you take off your clothes to me? It is simple to kiss you, it is not difficult to hug you, but you are so far away if you want to live...

"Brother Tian, ​​what are you singing?" Niu Wazi suddenly appeared at the door of the toilet and asked curiously.

"Singing to your sister!" Yang Tianyou was startled and cursed casually.

"Brother Tian, ​​you know I don't have a girl..." Niu Wazi rolled her eyes.

...

The two went to the credit union together. Director Qin was already waiting there. When they met, Yang Tianyou was like seeing his biological brother. Brother Qin called out a short time, but he almost hugged and ate it.

Director Qin first complained, saying how difficult it was to get Yang Tianyou's work, and then he personally helped the two men complete the procedures. Yang Tianyou never had a loan, so he struggled for two hours. He wrote the application and pressed the handprints and filled out various forms. In the end, he was confused anyway. He pressed it more than ten times in a mess, but his hands almost didn't press it. However, he pressed it very vigorously. Thinking that he could get his 600,000 in a while, Yang Tianyou grinned with joy.

Grandma, I'm almost a millionaire!

Yang Tianyou felt so proud, let alone the words.

Niu Wazi was also happy. He used all his ID card and household registration book. He signed and copied it later until eleven o'clock in the afternoon. All the procedures were finally completed.

Director Qin handed the two passbooks and cards to Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi, frowned and said seriously: "Two brothers, this is not a joke. This is the money of the country. You must pay the interest on time. Don't make it difficult for Brother Qin. Also, don't be too arrogant about this matter!"

"Can't you say you're loaned from a credit union?" Yang Tianyou asked.

Director Qin was amused and crying: "It's not that I can't say it. But when you say this, I'm in awkward. You don't know about this person in Yong'an. There are acquaintances everywhere and the relationship is complicated. I'll lend you 600,000 today. Maybe someone else will have to borrow 6 million. I'm in a dilemma!..."

After talking for half an hour, Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi's ears were almost calloused. Director Qin did not continue talking any more. Seeing that the smiles on Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi's faces disappeared, they were replaced by an impatient expression. Director Qin did not dare to continue talking any more.

Your sister, has this man changed his sexual intercourse? Why is he so nagging? Besides, I'm almost asleep!

Finally, Yang Tianyou complained in his heart, and did not invite Director Qin to lunch again. He happily came out of Director Qin's office and went outside the credit union. Yang Tianyou was excited and laughed and said, "Niu Wazi, I have never been so rich. Otherwise, let's go to the ATM to check it out, he wouldn't be lying to us, right?"

Although Niu Wazi only has 200,000 yuan, it is also a huge sum of money. He also smiled and said, "Okay, okay!"

The two of them went to the ATM together. Yang Tianyou excitedly inserted the card. After entering the password, he saw it and shouted: "I'm a sage!"

Yang Tianyou's voice was very loud. Niu Wazi hurried over and took a look, and also shouted: "My grass!"

"Fuck Maomao!" Suddenly a sound came from behind.

The two turned around.

Xiang Yanming was holding a card in his hand and was approaching. When he saw the amount of 600,000 yuan on the ATM, Xiang Yanming's face became a little weird, staring at Yang Tianyou and exclaimed: "I'm a grass!"

The three of them shouted so exaggeratedly that immediately caused some passers-by to stop. Yang Tianyou quickly took out the card, and Niu Wazi inserted it in and checked it again. It was 200,000, not more than one point, not more than one point. Then Xiang Yan Ming also inserted the card, but it was still 200,000.

Xiang Yanming laughed and said, "Damn it, Yang Tianyou, you can do it. You can actually borrow so much money. That person surnamed Qin is too proud of you. Wouldn't he be afraid that you will run away with the money?"

Yang Tianyou smiled strangely and said, "My character is amazing! You have nothing to say now. The money is enough now. When will you go to the brick factory to check it out?"

"Okay, tomorrow, let's go to Qinglongzui Brick Factory to have a look! I'll talk to the boss, it's best to invite him out for dinner, and it's easy to talk at the table!" Xiang Yanming also said with a smile.

All three of them laughed, but when it comes to whom the smile is the most vulgar, it is naturally Yang Tianyou, Niu Wazi, and Xiang Yanming is the third.

After looking at the passers-by, Yang Tianyou was straight and shouted in his heart: Ahhh, I have a lot of money, I am a rich man!
Chapter completed!
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