Chapter 108: I'm Really Really Painful (Chapter 4)(1/2)
The fourth update is completed today, with a total update volume of more than 19,000. Huh, and it will continue to explode tomorrow! The back is sore and the old fish is sleeping, and we will fight again tomorrow! I hope everyone will give more support, give more motivation to the old fish, so that the old fish will return more vigorously!
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When he arrived at the fourth floor, Zhang Feng followed Yang Tianyou in a restless mood.
Yang Tianyou looked back at Zhang Feng, then went straight up to knock on the door, looking depressed. He wanted to see which turtle bastard dared to live with Zhang Feng, which was something he could not tolerate.
But everything has happened. Zhang Feng's watery cabbage has been robbed by a pig. This is a fact, and no one can deny it. Yang Tianyou knows this fact very well, so even if he is reluctant in his heart, he can't take any remedies. Besides, can such a thing be remedy?
Sorry, he is not a gynecologist and does not know how to do maternal membrane repair surgery. And the things he repaired are compared with the original ones, aren’t they still covering up the bell?
Ahem, Yang Tianyou withdrew his thoughts, knocked on the door, and knocked hard.
But after just two knocks, the door slammed open from inside.
A man with short hair, jeans and pink sweater appeared in front of Yang Tianyou.
The reason why it is said to be a human, not a man or a woman is because Yang Tianyou really can't tell at a glance whether the person in front of him is a man or a woman.
It's a man, but he wears pink sweaters, and his breasts are obviously much more majestic and upright than ordinary men.
It’s a woman, but this is too neutral. Why do you need to wear short hair and why do you need to wear jeans? The feminine beauty of this woman is completely impossible to find in front of you.
Ahem, Yang Tianyou was stunned.
The one standing opposite him was also stunned.
It took them a long time to put a word at the same time.
"Who are you?"
Then the two frowned at the same time. Yang Tianyou ignored him and pulled the woman's outstretched hand away and went straight into the door.
This time, Yang Tianyou understood. As soon as the woman spoke, she could hear her voice, and she was very female voice. He could really understand this, so he decided it out.
The woman was stunned. She didn't expect that Yang Tianyou was so bold that she dared to break into the door from her. This was something she could not tolerate. She immediately glared at Zhang Feng, who was embarrassed behind her, turned her head and pulled Yang Tianyou's arm, shouting, "Hey, get out of here!"
Sweat, Yang Tianyou was shocked, how could this woman be so tough that she actually asked me to get out?
Yang Tianyou became a little angry, opened the woman's hand, sat on the sofa, turned his head, and said coldly: "Why should I go out?"
"Then why should you break in?" The woman was almost pushed to the ground by Yang Tianyou. She immediately stood in front of Yang Tianyou like an angry lioness, asking in a cold voice, her eyes full of anger.
Yang Tianyou asked idiotically: "Because Zhang Feng lives here."
"But this is the house I rented." The woman said viciously.
"Sister Gui, stop arguing!" Zhang Feng closed the door so that the next door would not be disturbed. He hurried over and persuaded him, and introduced to the woman, "Sister Gui, this is my brother, Brother Tian, this is my friend, Sister Jiugui!"
"Rose?" Yang Tianyou was stunned and almost laughed: "It's really a rose with thorns, but why do I feel like a biting dog? Who should I catch? Hey, woman, I'll ask you a question, okay?"
Jiugui gritted his teeth and said, "If you want to ask, hurry up and get out after asking. I don't know when Zhang Feng has a brother, and I will agree first. I may not answer you the questions you asked!"
Yang Tianyou was not in a hurry at all and smiled and said, "Of course, this is something you love and I want to ask. It doesn't matter whether you answer or not."
"If you have something to say, just say it, and if you have farts, let it go!" Jiugui said angrily.
Yang Tianyou was not angry, but asked a question very harshly.
"Are you a man or a woman?"
Sweat, Zhang Feng almost fell head-on. She knew Rose's personality too much. Isn't this forcing her to get angry?
Sure enough, Rose almost vomited blood in anger, her face turned extremely ugly, and she was furious, but she was so angry that she couldn't speak.
However, all this seemed to be as expected by Yang Tianyou. Seeing that Meigui was so angry that he couldn't speak, Yang Tianyou continued to whisper: "Or did you have a change-sex surgery? It was originally a man who has become a woman now? You are so perverted. Is your sexual orientation normal?"
"Stinky man, you're done!" After holding it in for a long time, Rose said this.
Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes and said, "A stinky woman with no quality and uneducated nature, you are not menopause early, right? No, it depends on your appearance. It's not forty, but it's still 80 years old, right? It's probably because menopause has arrived. It's understandable that women, when menopause comes, they are prone to getting angry. Everyone wants to take a few bites when they see you. By the way, are you aunts here?"
Although this rose has heavy makeup, it is considered to be quite beautiful. The four words "young and beautiful" used on her are not excessive. She is only about twenty years old. She was actually said to be thirty-eight years old by Yang Tianyou. No, she was scolded as "March 8". How could she bear it?
"Brother, stop talking!" Zhang Feng shouted quickly.
Unfortunately, it was still slow. Meigui no longer wanted to argue with Yang Tianyou anymore. She threw herself on her teeth and claws, and actually threw Yang Tianyou on the sofa.
Yang Tianyou was caught off guard and did not expect that this woman would dare to be so bold. She ignored the help of men and women. She was accidentally pressed on the sofa by Rose. Moreover, Rose was really cruel. She waved her right hand and grabbed Yang Tianyou's face.
Rose's fingernails were painted black, making the elders long and pointed. If this claw was put into practice, most of Yang Tianyou's face would be covered with five blood marks. It's impossible to say, absolutely.
Yang Tianyou was so scared that he trembled. He grabbed Rose's wrist and hugged her neck desperately. With a scream, Yang Tianyou cracked Rose's "Nine Yin Black Bone Claws", but the two also had an intimate contact.
Feeling that Rose's chest was the tip of the strange hall, Yang Tianyou took a breath.
Good, it's true!
But as that goes, Yang Tianyou laughed and said, "My grass, have you never aroused your chest?"
"You dead man, you're dead. I'm going to strangle you to death today!"
Rose cursed and struggled hard. Unfortunately, Yang Tianyou refused to let go even if he died. He cursed and said, "What's wrong? I'm so painful. Now I'm so angry? Humph, I'm splashing at me. I think you've found the wrong person. Today, if I don't treat you well, don't you know how many eyes Mr. Ma has!"
Zhang Feng was frightened and kept yelling with anxiety.
"Brother, stop making trouble, you're going to have a big trouble. Sister Gui, don't be angry with my brother. She is joking with you!"
"I'm not kidding. This woman needs to be cleaned up. I have to treat her well. If you don't take a picture of her arrogance, she won't ride on your head and shit!" Yang Tianyou shouted.
"Stinky man, I said, you are dead. Today I and you are endless. I see when you can hold on." Rose also shouted.
Seeing that the two of them were fighting more and more intense, Zhang Feng was so anxious that she could not help but helpless. She tried her best not to let Yang Tianyou come up, but Yang Tianyou refused to listen. That was fine. The thing she was worried about finally happened. It was useless to want to cry now.
Yang Tianyou was also sweating all over and cursed secretly, "Oh my god, this woman's strength is really great. I don't know which man has the ability to subdue her. I guess if anyone blocks her in the middle of the night, he will definitely die so much that he can't die anymore. With this strength, few men can withstand it."
However, Yang Tianyou still cursed himself: "What? Ask me when I can hold on? Hehe, woman, your brother, I am not a spearhead, I am a real hero. Hehe, I won't say seven times a night, but it's more than enough to subdue you!"
It’s time for sweat, and Yang Tianyou still doesn’t forget to tease this woman.
Yang Tianyou hugged her upper body tightly, and Rose couldn't break free, so the two legs below moved violently again. However, Yang Tianyou was so clever, and immediately wrapped his legs around, stretching one leg between Rose's legs, tightly tying it on the root of Rose's thighs.
Um!
Rose shook all over and was touched by Yang Tianyou and even said no, Yang Tianyou almost laughed, "Damn it, you're not so sensitive, right?"
This is good. When Yang Tianyou thought so, it was broken. His third leg suddenly stood up and pressed against Rose's thighs. It was winter. Both of them were wearing thick pants, but because they were too tight, they still clearly felt the other party's reaction and did not dare to move again.
The scene was a bit weird. The couple who were struggling so hard just now suddenly stopped moving. This made Zhang Feng on the side extremely happy. He quickly said, "That's right. Don't beat me anymore. Brother, Sister Rose, for my sake, don't make trouble anymore. It's all misunderstandings. You are all very nice to me. If you make trouble like this, I feel very guilty and sad."
Now that he has reached this stage, what else can Yang Tianyou do? Do you still have to hug Jiugui for the rest of his life? Even if he thinks, it is impossible. He has to let go sooner or later, but if he wants to make concessions first, he is a little reluctant. So Yang Tianyou said, "Sister, it's not that I don't give you face. Look, your friend is so pissy. If I let go, she will definitely take revenge again. I know now. Why is the sage saying that it is the most toxic woman's heart!"
"Brother, don't say anything more." Zhang Feng shouted quickly.
Yang Tianyou coughed twice and said, "Okay, for your sake, I don't know anything about her, but if she wants to continue to play tricks, I don't care, I will definitely accompany her to the end!"
"You still won't let go?" Rose's face turned red, she said with gritted teeth, and her body still trembled slightly.
Yang Tianyou laughed and said, "Do you promise not to catch my face later?"
"For Zhang Feng's sake, if I don't catch your face, why don't you get up quickly?" Rose turned her eyes and said.
Yang Tianyou let go of the rose, but then he screamed.
Rose did not catch Yang Tianyou's face, she was very trustworthy, but she kicked Yang Tianyou underneath. Sweat, Yang Tianyou really hurts this time.
Staring at Rose fiercely, Yang Tianyou's face looked extremely ugly, and tears were almost flowing out of pain. He gritted his teeth and said, "Diet woman, didn't you say you won't take revenge?"
"I said I won't catch your face, have I caught your face?" Rose was particularly happy after succeeding. Seeing Yang Tianyou's face full of pain, she felt indescribable pleasure. The previous unhappiness came and went faster.
Yang Tianyou was speechless and miserable. He wanted to cry, but couldn't cry. Zhang Feng, who was on the other hand, came over and asked with concern: "Brother, are you okay?"
"I'm fine!" Yang Tianyou squeezed out a smile.
Zhang Feng's face was also red, and he looked at Yang Tianyou with some grievance, and whispered: "I just said that my friend has a bad temper. I'm afraid that you will make a quarrel and make you not come up. You insist on coming up. Are you really okay?"
Yang Tianyou didn't think there was anything worth regretting about this trip. First of all, he now understood that he had misunderstood Zhang Feng before. It seemed that this watery cabbage had not been urged by a pig. He was inevitably proud of him. He wanted to fish for big fish with a long line. Secondly, although he was fucked with Rose and was kicked so much that he had eaten rose tofu just now. Now looking at the rose girl in front of him, Yang Tianyou didn't think she was so ugly. Moreover, her figure, tsk, really made him linger. Finally, this rose is still very cute. It's hard to encounter such a "best" these days, and it's so interesting!
"Okay, stinky man, now you can get out!" Rose now has the absolute advantage, and her tone of speaking is even more arrogant.
Yang Tianyou endured it for a while, and felt that it was still painful below. He couldn't help but feel a little worried. He thought, "Damn it, this woman won't ruin my sexual blessings for the rest of her life, right?"
No, it can be hard, theoretically speaking, there will be no problem!
Yang Tianyou nodded and said, "I'll leave, I'll leave right away!"
Zhang Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and Rose said proudly: "Hmph, if you don't want to waste here, you can try it for a while, Humph!"
"Hmph!" Yang Tianyou cursed in his heart and said to Zhang Feng: "Help me open the door!"
Zhang Feng nodded and went to open the door. When Zhang Feng opened the door, Yang Tianyou came to Rose, muttered in a low voice, turned around and ran away.
"Stupid hooligan, die of perverts, don't run away!" Meigui's face turned red suddenly, so he hurried to chase him. Unfortunately, Yang Tianyou had already run out and brought the door with him.
Zhang Feng stopped Rose and said bitterly: "Sister Gui, don't be as familiar with my brother."
"Your brother?" Meigui stopped, glanced at Zhang Feng, and said suspiciously: "When did you have a brother?"
"I, I, I, the brother I just recognized tonight." Zhang Feng lowered his head with guilt.
"Do you like him?" Rose asked suddenly.
Zhang Feng was startled, looked up immediately, and shook his head fiercely: "No, no, he is my brother, how could I like him?"
"What's wrong with brother? My man is also my brother. Now he has become my man?" Meigui gave Zhang Feng a blank look and sighed in his heart.
To be continued...