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Chapter 335 Lovely Uncle

But what exactly made Qin Di abandon everything, hurriedly, excited and excited, and unable to suppress the emotions in his heart? After all, Brother Qin Di is still a well-known "overlord". In front of a bunch of hands, he must at least take up his airs, show off his power, and then leave with a swagger, otherwise he would not be called a big shot or a leader.

However, he was so anxious and looked so impatient that he really had to make people doubt the evil. However, Brother Qin Di could no longer care about so much at this moment. He was so excited that his whole body was trembling, and his blood was so excited... Because the Yin-Yang Supermarket Member Card on his body was beating violently, flashing in his arms, emitting a hot temperature.

He waited for so long, looking forward to the moon, and finally waited for the appearance of Yin-Yang Supermarket. How could he be calm and calm? He wanted to take out his membership card immediately and let the Yin-Yang Supermarket appear in front of him in a shocking loud noise.

So he was very excited and excited all the way, and he ran through the ancient buildings in a few steps and entered the depths of this blessed land. Finally, he walked into a hall.

However, before entering, Qin Di suddenly stopped and thought about it. He quickly turned around and walked into Fatty Fang's room, took out two special tribute cigarettes, three boxes of cigars, and a panda that was hard to sell even if there was money on the market. Then he carved a series of patterns outside the hall, and then took out the bright red and extremely hot membership card.

His face was so bloody that he knew that this small card was going to take him into the mysterious supermarket again.

"I finally helped you wait until you make a brilliant debut!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a "puff" sound was heard. The member card flew out of his hand, and a brilliant red glow passed... The next moment, Qin Di thought the member card was about to fly out of the window... For this reason, he deliberately left a window that was not closed... However, to his surprise, the member card did not fly out, but stood in the air and shocked, making a "sharp" sound of golden sound.

It was like a fiery red divine sun, bursting out purple lights, like forty-one divine dragons, stirring up the air waves in the hall, emitting an ancient vicissitudes and aura containing the supreme aura.

Qin Di stood there sweating profusely, worried that the ancient building that had been standing for hundreds of years would turn into slag with a loud bang.

Fortunately, this scene did not make any sound. The forty-one purple rainbows with fangs and claws contained the power of space and time. They devoured everything in the hall and released the most primitive divine patterns.

They are communicating with the world, reversing time and space, and grabbing a shopping mall that is not very high but has an area of ​​absolutely nowhere.

boom!

It was astonishing as a divine object emerged from the sky!

This time, Yin-Yang Supermarket was like a big man, carrying a magnificent and ancient power, and beyond Qin Di's expectations, it was reasonable.

"A thunder sounded in the sky, and I made a brilliant debut." Qin Di suddenly remembered this sentence that seemed very famous, and felt that it was not an exaggeration to describe Yin-Yang Supermarket now.

Just as Qin Di was scared by the radiant appearance of Yin-Yang Supermarket, a soft red glow suddenly sprinkled from the gate of the mall, and then condensed into a red path, slowly extending to Qin Di's feet.

The light and mist of clouds and clouds covered his whole body like light and thin smoke. The feeling that Qin Di was very dissatisfied with hit his heart again.

But before he could see where this bad feeling came from, a vast and true charm of the great way shone on his heart. His eyes clearly saw the walls, pillars, doors, and windowsills of the supermarket.

"This is..." Qin Di suddenly discovered that these wall bricks, stone pillars, and wooden doors were actually flowing with the breath of divine desolation, with a sense of awe, as if they were stronger than all the spiritual treasures he had ever seen, except for the willow trees and soul-suppressing rulers, and felt like oppressing people's souls.

"The material that is more majestic than the spiritual treasure is actually just wall bricks. So the two large wooden doors of the supermarket are engraved with the spiritual roots of heaven and earth?" Qin Di was stunned for a moment, and had to sigh that he had too little knowledge of this shopping mall.

At the same time, he keenly discovered that the Yin-Yang Supermarket had more obvious changes this time, and it showed a strange phenomenon on its huge building, which was something that had never been before!

Especially the floating red clouds are like a vast sea, engraved with crystal clear gems, like blue waves and mirrors. When connected together, it looks like towering divine roots growing in the Red Sea, rippling with dewdrops, dazzling and dazzling, blooming with the oldest chaotic aura.

No, there is also a smell of corpses, a bloody smell like a mountain of corpses and blood.

Moreover, the moment Qin Di crawled out of the void in the shopping mall, he saw in this sea of ​​blood, countless figures wearing ancient armor and holding weapons of the Shenhuang stood in the deepest part of the sea of ​​blood. At that moment, Qin Di even smelled an older power, a farther aura than Shenhuang, which was suspected to be the power to open the sky and split the earth.

It made him shocked, and there was a light of inspiration in his heart. He seemed to have grabbed something?

Unfortunately, all these changes were in a flash. When the Yin-Yang Supermarket was exposed to him, forty-one purple auras like divine dragons sank into the sea of ​​blood after a tumbling. They completely disappeared.

There is only a three-story shopping mall in front of him that seems lonely but is actually boundless.

Suddenly, Qin Di saw someone in front of the supermarket gate, and he almost burst into laughter.

The cute uncle actually... took off his ancient Taoist robe and changed into a suit!

Yes, Qin Di read it right...

The uncle in a suit and tie stood in front of the shopping mall gate, his expression and appearance remained unchanged. He smiled professionally, had a sincere smile, and looked at Qin Di like a Kaizi, as if he was a fat sheep that could never be squeezed out.

But the only imperfect one is probably that this uncle looks a little bit like a donkey or a horse after changing into the professional uniform... However, he has a very aura. If he put on sunglasses, put his hands on his hips, and then held a cigar, he would definitely look like a gang leader.

After seeing this great Bodhisattva, Qin Di did not hesitate and rushed over in a few steps. Without waiting for this guy to speak in the most professional and sincere tone.

Qin Di grabbed the gang leader's hand and screamed in tears and said with great pain: "Uncle, you are my heaven, you are my earth, you are my true god, my God and Buddha, plus Wuliang's fucking Taoist Lord!"

The scumbag smiled professionally, the smiling face as bright as the sun, and the eyes that looked like Kaizi were all stiff. He stood there in sweat and completely collapsed.

Of course he was not terrified, neither stupid nor stupid, and he dared to promise with a curse and swear, that was definitely not a good thing... But, damn it, you can't steal my lines!

But Qin Di was so "excited", extremely miserable, and continued to wail in a heart-wrenching manner: "How long has it been, for half a year and twenty-one days, uncle, you have completely changed. You are so handsome and handsome. You make me admire you, admire you, admire you, admire you, and love you so much... If I were a woman, I would definitely give you a grand man like a magnificent martial artist who was like a king who came to the world."

The middle-aged uncle was sweating coldly, and the muscles on his face were twitching violently, and his forehead was full of embarrassment.

"Don't worry, I'm saying the truth, it's heartfelt words, and there's absolutely no sarcasm to retaliate. I can't help myself!"

Qin Di put away his heartbroken and tears, and showed a bright smile that was definitely a devil's smile when he said to a middle-aged uncle. Then he said seriously and seriously: "Uncle, you are my god, the goal of my pursuit, and the direction of my future! So, can you tell me how many gorgeous feats have you done in the past six months? Should you go to massacre the people, destroy the whole family, or to rape/leash/robbery? So you actually went on a decisive strike...

"Yes, you went on strike! Every time the membership level is upgraded, you don't show up. Every six months, you don't show up.

"So I have to doubt and admit that I was wrong! It was not until this moment that I suddenly realized that how could a middle-aged man like you not steal fishy? He doesn't expect to get promoted and make money and die? How could he live a life with a yellow-faced woman who has no feelings? He has to keep a few young, beautiful, watery, big butts, strong breasts, and long legs. Although it is obvious that an old cow eats tender grass, at your age, isn't you eager to sleep with beautiful young girls?"

The middle-aged uncle's face was twitching violently, his nostrils seemed to be emitting blue smoke, his lungs exploded, and began to burn.

Qin Di looked at his Guan Gong face, his forehead was pounding, and he never missed the opportunity to beat the dog in the water. He said, "Oh, uncle, don't refuse to admit it. We are all men, and we all have common preferences. We like to hug each other the most, right? Or, the uncle has a unique hobby, and he likes Long Yang more than beauties, and even has problems with his sexual orientation?"

The middle-aged uncle finally couldn't help it. At this point, he had to express his attitude and position and shouted: "Of course I like women, but..."

"But you are even more a lolita controller, right?" Qin Di quickly snatched his words and said seriously: "So you have used all your tricks on those junior high school girls in the past six months, so you didn't even do work, right? But... Is this too much called..."

"It's too beast, too beast, too inhumane, right?"
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